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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

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Autumn makes me think of you 🥀

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Mlp as bluey lmao (1/3)

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jinx and isha visit a walmart

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after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, "whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out."

And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen

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the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence

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@degenerate-mystery-inc-whore once walked into my bathroom and saw 12 candles and 3 full bottles of melatonin. I’ve never seen someone so concerned about my mental health before, but the truth is I just really love candles. My bathroom smells like cake.

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cinderella remake set in 1880s san francisco where cinderella is a chinese immigrant with bound feet and also she’s a butch lesbian and the prince is a butch lesbian too but she’s a paris-educated german-american socialite and a darling of the transatlantic arts and literary world so the connotations of her gender nonconformity are completely different. oscar wilde is there

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HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

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I LOVE YOU PRINCESS LUNA🗣️🗣️

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yeup

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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

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Rarity doesn’t understand or know how to use social media and every day twilight is grateful for it lest rarity had to see her partner argue incessantly over inane shit she should know better than to argue with airheads on the internet over