#Apna Dal wants

[folkloreromancr]

ban liya apna paigambar, tar liya tu saath samundar. fir bhi sukha mann ke andar kyu reh gaya? will forever hit hard when you think of how bunny never wanted "dal chawal for 50 saal". he never wanted commitment. he wanted to be free, he wanted to travel the world, and he did. he travelled overseas, he had his own show and he got successful all on his own. but even after achieving all that he could, there was a part of him which was empty, a part which longed for the friendships he left behind, the family he left behind, and the love he left behind.

so, at the end of the day, for him, it was always avi, aditi and naina. because after all, kuch logo ke saath waqt bitane se hi sab kuch thik ho jaata hai.

[doonitedin]

Apna Dal wants Dalit or OBC for deputy speaker's post in UP

Apna Dal wants Dalit or OBC for deputy speaker’s post in UP

Image Source : PTI Apna Dal wants Dalit or OBC for deputy speaker’s post in UP Even as the ruling BJP has made up its mind to get Nitin Agarwal elected as the deputy speaker of the Legislative Assembly, its alliance partner Apna Dal (S), has thrown a spanner in the works by demanding that a Dalit or an OBC MLA be elected to the post. The election of the deputy speaker of the Uttar Pradesh…

[tellywoodtrash]

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LMAO WTF IS THIS TITLE CARD, MAHA PRATIGYA IT SEEMS

oh boy what's the favour??? knowing this dude, it could be some realllllll freaky shit.

oh thank god. normal cheez. “aaj raat mujhe akela mat chodna.”

also dude, he is sooooooooo manipulating her. he's learnt that isko daraake, dhamkaake, PARALYSE karke, kuchhhhh nahi hone waala. the way to get her is to be vulnerable and play on the emotional side of things. and that's what he's doing.

rrahul's eye makeup >>>>>>>>>> all the female characters' eye makeup.

aaaaaaaand he's out like a light. yeah, crying does that to you. best cure for insomnia. the sleep after weeping your guts out just hits different.

lol it's just hilarious to see him lying there all sprawled out on the floor on this..... random platform. itnaaaaaaaaaa bada ghar hai, and this is where he decides to sleep after a long, tiringass day.

“pehli baar tumne mujhse kuch maanga hai vansh, but i'm sorry main usse poora nahi karr paungi. mujhe aaj raat tumhe chod kar jaana hoga; meri jiss galti ne tumhe itna tod diya hai usse sudhaarne jaa rahi hoon.”

i mean, ok i get it, but at least could have gently led him to the room instead of leaving him here lying on the living room floor. harsh af.

i bet he's not really sleeping and is listening to allllllllll of this confession she's doing. that's the kinda shady shit i always did when i had sleepovers with my older cousins and wanted to listen to all the juicy goss. and vansh deffffff gives me scorpio vibes, lol.

ok one tiny sweet moment.

“kyun maine yeh bewakoofi kii, bappa?”

that's what they should name the show. coz literally what else is the plot other than riddhima fucking up 30 different ways per week?

not listening to her and just admiring her skin. very healthy, much glowy. wow. spill the list of products you use, sis.

wait, is being stupid good for the skin???? is that why everyone on tellywood has good skin and the rest of us have blah skin?

lol this fucking dumbass mask. it’s neither an alien mask, nor the ghostface mask, bas one ajeeb off-brand mashup of both.

jor jor se chilla ke sabko apna fuckup bol rahi hai. ouffffffff, kuchhhhhh bhi baat she can't fucking just keep in her brain or what, without verbalizing??

“koi tha kya???” sis, how long you been living in this house???? ofc koi tha.

walks into kabir's house and narrrrrrrrrrowly misses getting brained. looks like kabir has his mom's poor aim.

did he know she was coming, or did he really do this to himself in frustration? in which case, yikes. both the men in this show really don't know how to deal with setbacks well, huh???

“kahan hai ragini, mujhe usko vansh ko wapas dena hai.” lmaooooooooooo sis, she's a wholeasssssss person, not a copy of the da vinci code you borrowed.

“kho gayi mujhse!” lol what the fuck is wrong with you ppl, she's a living human being, not an object, stop talking about her like this!?!?

lmao this set of caps is just making me giggle a lot.

kabir saying someone else kidnapped ragini and took. i don't believe him. dal is looking quiteeeeeeee kaala to me.

mmmmmmmmm kaali dal. could use some rn. *looking up dhaabas nearby*

“aisa lag raha tha jaise main kisi parchaayi se bhid gaya tha!”

aaaaaand riddhima's dimaag ka ghoda is off to the races, thinking about the shadow following her.

my question is how kabir would know about shadow person????? mommy dumbest toh apne aankhon ke saamne waali cheez bhi nahi dekh paati, let alone something like this, and then informing kabir about it.

kabir like, sure. let's go with that theory.

lmaooooooooo riddhima giving passionate argument about vansh's dard aur taqleef and kabir is like:

snort. seriously, she needs to go a lil light on this. aur kuch nahi toh she should at least think that this is her new man she's talking about to her ex she dumped 2 days ago.

lol what badly done photoshop on chacha/chachi. you couldn't just get the whole cast together to take a legit pic????

also why is everyone so weirdlyyyyyyyyyy distant??? this is suchhhh an odd family photo. only dadi and riddhima look normal in it.

riddhima mentally making a list. crossing dadi and siya off it. BIG MISTAKE SIS. IN THIS SHOW, YOU DON'T LEAVE ANYONE OUT.

ishani and angre are also out. coz they're #teamVansh.

chacha and chachi are out coz they fattus, lol.

bache the two mega bitches of this house: aryan aur mummy.

battle of the two stoopids.

but it does make me lol every time aryan asks riddhima what new kaand she's up to now, and if he can join.

both talking about completely different things and ainvayi mein giving tashan to each other. fuckinggggggg idiotsssss.

lmao wtf, why did they randomly leave a shoe behind?????? so dumb.

ghoom phir ke why does she just keeeeep coming back here and looking for random shit??? the one time what she was actually looking for was here (sejal) she didn't find it.

such a randommmm place to come stash your snooping wardrobe.

ugh riddhima did you seriously leave vansh sleeping god-knows-where (where the fuck is he anyway????????) for this bs????/

these two idiots are back here looking for clues. whatcha wanna bet Mrs. Dumbass dropped one of her 30 million pieces of jewelry here on one of her multiple visits.

why the fuck is he telling angre HOW to look for clues, i thought he said angre had an investigation agency of his own???? does he tell YOU how to do your job of......... idk, how to use tally or peachtree or whatever the fuck?

“hum toh bas clue dhoond rahe the, yahaan toh poora crime scene hi hai!”

lmao cheeeeee who’s writing such shit dialogue???

has anyone who does these computer mockup thingys for tellywood ever used a computer after 2004? like, why do these things look so damn janky?????

lots of faltu ka growling and screaming at angre as if he was the one who corrupted the file. idk why the fuck he puts up with vansh’s shit. i don’t think he’s even paid anymore now that he’s part of the family.

“kuch hi pal ka intezaar hai. uske baad apne maut ki ulti ginti shuru kar dena MR. KIDNAPPER!!!!!!!!”

holy shit the mega bad dialogue and acting. i just cannot.

also hey!!!! it's 2020. THE KIDNAPPER CAN BE A WOMAN, YOU MISOGYNIST FUCK!!!!!!! AND IT IS!!!!!!! stop underestimating your dumbass wife. 

also what happened to i could never kill coz i'm not a criminal/murderer???????!?! kuch bhi, ainvayi. baaton ke ameer, dil ke gareeb, kabhi na jaayein ishwar ke kareeb.

riddhima hamming it up to lure shadow person.

bhaagam bhaag.

lol the wayyyyyyyyyy they got awayyyy. literally just ran under the staircase and the other way.

ok but explain to me how the HELL would there be such geele footprints HERE in the middle, after the person ran like alllllllllll around the house????

heroine running in to save siya......

“thank god siya so rahi hai!” she says, AS IF SHE DIDN'T USE THIS EXACT PILLOW TRICK TO FUCK VANSH OVER 2 NIGHTS AGO. dunggggg for brains, honestly.

yup. finally discovered it.

“chehra dikhao nahi toh chila chila ke sab ko ikkhatta kar doongi!” WHY WOULDN'T YOU DO THAT ANYWAY?????????

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....

once again, literally no one is surprised. 🙄🙄🙄

[hardcoreassrider]

Hello dosto, me Rahul Jaipur se aapke samne apna experience share karne ja rha hun. Ye kahani ek teacher ke sath hui chudai ki hai, main apne bare me na bta kar apni teacher ke bare me bta rha hun.

Unka naam Urvashi hai, aur wo ek married hai. Wo 32 saal ki hai aur unka figure 34-32-36 hai, aahhh ye sunte hi mera lund khada ho jata hai. Aur unhe dekh lo toh bas man karta hai ki abhi inhe chod dalun.

Wo ek dam gori hai, aur unke boobs ek dam mast hai. Wo divorced hai, unka divorce 4 saal pehle hua tha. Ye sab unhone mujhe ek event me btaya tha jahan par hum pehli bar mile the.

Wo event teachers ke liye hota tha, aur use main hi organize karwata tha. Toh us event me wo mujhse kafi khul gyi thi. Mere nature ki wajah se mujhe stranger se link banana wese bhi bahot pasand hai.

Toh mujhe jab pata chala ki itni hot lady kafi saal se chudi nhi hai. Toh main unhe alag hi najar se dekhne lag gya, I just want toh fuck her at any cost, she was just gorgeous.

Us event ke baad bhi whatsapp chat aur calls par humari baten chalu thi. Toh humne ek din milne ka plan banaya, hum WTP Jaipur ke ek cafe me mile. We had snacks and couples of drinks there, ab hum dono ek duse ke sath aur comfortable ho gye the.

Ab wo mere bahot pas baithi thi, humne aur drinks order ki wo high ho rhi thi. Sath hi wo mere aur close ho rhi thi, hum ek dusre ki taraf dekh rhe the. Dono taraf ab aag barabar lagi hui thi, unhone mujhe bola.

Wo – Rahul aisa maja mujhe kafi time baad aaya hai, let’s not waste this moment.

Main – Aur kya karna chahti ho, maja toh ho gya ab?

Wo – Itne me hi maja de doge kya?

And she kissed me, kya soft lips the yaar main toh kho hi gya tha. Mujhe toh kuch samjh hi nhi aaya ki main kya karun, main bahot mast feel kar rha tha. Car me andhera hota hai, and we were having seperate compratment toh kisi ke dekhne ka dar nhi tha.

Maine ek hath se uske baal pakade aur ek hath uski kamar me daal kar use apne aur karib kar liya. Ab wo mera kissing me sath dene lag gyi thi, wo madhosh hue ja rhi thi.

Main uski pith par hath fer rha tha, bich bich me main uske boobs ko bhi daba rha tha. Fir hum alag hue, usne ek lambi sans li uske chehre me alag hi muskan thi.

Hum ek dusre ki ankhon me kho gye the, mano abhi ek dusre ko kha hi jayegen. The she said – Kesa laga?

Main – Bahot mast, but kya ye thik hai?

Wo – Kyo main hot nhi hun?

Main – Tum toh bahot hot and sexy ho.

Wo – Acha ji hot and sexy, toh is hotness ko taste nhi karoge?

Main – But yahan?

Wo – Let’s move to my place mere ghar par koi nhi hai aaj.

Hum whan se nikal kar car me gye aur raste me kiss kar rhe the. Kissing se sabar nhi ho rha tha, isliye kabhi wo meri pant ke uper se lund pakad rhi thi. Toh kabhi main uske boobs ko daba rha tha, maine raste me se drinks and condom le liye the.

Wo – Lagta hai aaj tum meri faad kar hi rakhoge.

Dosto main daru pi kar ek alag hi level par sex karta hun, kyoki us time pain ka ehsas nhi hota hai. Par baad me pata chalta ki kya kya kiya hai.

Main – Haan bilkul ye moka baar baar thodi milta hai.

Wo – Kya pata tumhare uper hai ki tum baar baar aayoge ya nhi.

Main – Wo toh ab bed par jaa kar ho pata chalega tumhe ki main kya hun.

Hum ghar pahuch gye, aur ghar me ghuste hi humne ek dusre ko hug aur kiss kiya. Karib 10-15 minute ke bad hum alag hue, ek ek drink aur banai aur drink ke maje lene lag gye.

Hum sofe par baithe the aur wo mere uper aa gyi aur mujhe fir se wo wild kiss karne lag gyi. Mera lund toh ek dam khada ho gya tha, maine bhi der na karte he uske lips ko chusne lag gya.

Dheere dhere uske kapade utarne ke baad main uske pure badan ko chumne lag gya. Daru aur sex ka nasha hum par aisa chad chuak tha ki hum kya hai, hum us time bas ek aldka aur ek ladki the.

Jise sirf sex chahyie tha, hum dono bas wo pal ko enjoy karna chahte the. Dekhte hi dekhte hum ek dusre ke kapade utar chuke the, aur ab wo mere lund ki taraf badh rhi thi.

Usne mera lund apne hath me liya aur wo mujhe katil nigahon se dekhne lag gyi. Aur agle hi pal usne mera pura lund apne muh me le liya, ye dekh kar main bhi hairan tha.

Kyoki main pehli bar dekh rha tha, ki koi aurat sex ki bhuk me ye sab bhi kar skati hai. Har aurat ko hak hai apni pyas bhujane ka, aur main use wo moka de rha tha.

Wo mera lund pura apne muh me le rhi thi, wo ek dam expert ki tarah mera lund chus rhi thi. Main uske baal pakad kar usko lund chuswa rha tha. Main uske muh me pura lund dal kar uska muh chod rha tha.

Mera lund uske gale tak ja rha tha, yahan meri halat kharab ho rhi thi. Uske muh ki garmi aur uski chusai mera lund jhel nhi sala, aur ek aah ke sath maine apna sara pani uske muh me nikal diya.

Meri ankhen band thi, aur main mehsus kar rha tha ki usne mere lund ki akhiri boond tak chus li thi. Jo ki kafi seducing tha, hum ek dusre ki anhon me dekh rhe the.

Wo ankhon hi ankhon me bol rhi thi, ki mujhe apna bana lo aaj puri raat muje jam kar chodo. Ab meri bari thi usko khushi dene ki, jiske liye wo tadap rhi thi. Maine use uper kiya aur humne kiss ki, main uske pure jism ko chum rha tha.

Uske muh se aahh aah kis siskiyan nikal rhi thi, ab usse bardash nhi hua. Usne mujhe sofe par dhaka diya aur usne apni choot mere muh par rkh di. Uski choot ki khushbo ne mujhe apne vash me kar liya tha.

Main uski choot ko chatne lag gya, main apni jeeb uski choot me daal kar use chodne lag gya tha. Wo kafi behek chuk thi, aur siskariya bhar rhi thi.

Wo – Aahh aah Rahul aur tezi se chato naa, bahot dino baad koi meri choot ko chat rha hai. Bahot acha lag rha hai aahh aahh.

Ab uska hath mere sir par aa gya tha aur mere balo ke sehlane lag gyi. Wo mere sir ko apni choot me daba rhi thi. Uski ek jor si aahh ke sath uska pani nikal gya.

Wo mere uper hi leat gyi aur wo mujhe hug karne lag gyi. Humne fir thodid er baad hi kiss kiya aur ek dsure ko fir se garam karne laga gye. Ab wo mera lund chus rhi thi, aur main uske liye peg bana rha tha.

Peg banate hi maine use apne uper bithaya aur humne ek ek peg aur mara, hum dono daru aur sex ke nashe me doob chuke the. Hum dono ab garam ho chuke the, ab bari thi chudai karne ki..

Usne mere lund par condom lagya aur sofe par hi wo meri taraf muh karke baith gyi. Uski choot thodi tight thi, kyoki kafi dino baad aaj wo chud rhi thi.

Use dard hua aur wo ruk gyi, par mujhe ab raha nhi gya. Aur maine use pakad kar apne lund par bitha liya. Aur mera lund uski choot ko chirta hua ander chala gya, uski chinkh nikal gyi aur usne mujhe kas ke pakad liya. Maano uski saans atak gyi ho uski saanse tez chal rhi thi.

Thodo der me wo relax hui toh usne mujhe kiss kiya, aur wo lund par uper niche hone lag gyi. Uski tight choot aur choot ki garmi mujhe pagal kar rhi thi.

Hum kiss bhi kar rahe the aur chudai bhi kar rhe the, thodi der ke baad uski speed kam ho gyi thi. Toh main niche se dhakke lagane lag gya, aur chudai karne lag gya.

Wo maze me thi aur siskariya bhar rhi thi, aaahhhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh yesssssss maza aa raha hai mujhe aur chodo mujhe aur tez chodo.

Maine use uthaya aur lund bina nikale bed room me le gya, wo mujhe hug karke pakdi rhi. Bed room me jate hi maine use bed pe patka aur uski tange uper utha kar use chodne lag gya.

Wo sexy awaaze nikal rhi thi, aaaahhhhhh yessssss baby fuck me harder, aaj chudai hui hai ache se, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh maza aa raha hai, aur chodo mujhe, yesss i am cuming, rukna mat aaaahhhhhh mera nikal raha hai.

Aur dekhte hi dekhte uski body akadne lagi aur ek aaaahhhhhh ke sath uska pani nikal gya, aur uski saanse tez hone lag gyi. Uske pani ki vajah se ab lund aur asani se ander jaa raha tha, aur pach pach ki awaaz aa rhi thi.

Main ab use missionary position me leta kar chodne lag gya. Sath me uske dono boobs main daboch rha tha, main use kiss bhi kar rha tha. Taaki wo garam ho jaye, use garam hone me time nhi laga.

Fir maine use doggy style me liya aur piche se uski choot me lund daal diya. Aur main use chodne lag gya, wo mere har jhatke ke sath uske latke hue boobs jhatke kha rahe the.

Main jhuka aur usko pakad ke khinchne lag gya, usko bahut dard ho raha tha aur chinkh rhi thi.

Wo – Rahul bahut dard ho rha hai please mere boobs ko chhod do ha araam se karo.

Par mujhe toh sex ka nasha tha, uper se daaru bhi maine chudai ki speed bhi badha di aur uske boobs ko bhi nochne lag gya. Uska fir se nikalne vala tha aur mera bhi ab nikalne wala tha.

Condom ki vajah se hum araam se sath me jhad sakte the, maine apni speed badhai siskariyo ki awaz se kamra bhar chuka tha. Ab mera bhi nikalne wala hai.

Main bhi sath me jhad gya, fir ek zor dar jhatke ke sath me jhad gya. Aur wo bhi mere sath hi jhad gyi, mere lund ko jese jannat si mil gyi ho. Wo abhi bhi uski choot me hi tha, hum dono ko saanse tez chal rhi thi.

Thodi der baad maine lund uski choot se nikala condom nikala, maine use sidha kiya aur uske uper let ke use hug kiya. Sex ke baad hug karne ka ek alag hi maza hai.

Hug karte hue humare honth bhi aapas me mil gye, aur kaafi der tak humari kiss chali. Hum dono hi is chudai ke baad thak chuke the, raat bhi kaafi ho chuki thi.

Aur Urvashi ki choot bhi ab sooj chuki thi wo bhi mere lund ki vajah se. Fir hum wahi pe hug karke so gye. Subah jab aankh khuli toh mera fav morning sex main kese chhod sakta tha.

Wo mere bagal me nangi so rhi thi, maine uski pith ko chumna shuru kiya. Puri pith pe kiss se wo jaag gyi thi, uske boobs par maine love bite kiya. Wo bhi ab garam ho chuki thi, aur ladko ka lund toh subah wese khada hi hota hai.

Maine use apne uper khincha, aur thode roleplay ke baad wo mera lund pakad ke us par baith gyi. Aur wo meri chest pe hath rakh kar uchalne lag gyi.

Uske khule baal uchalte hue uske boobs mujhe pagal kar rhe the. Jese hi uski speed kam hui, maine uski kamar pakdi aur niche se dhakke marne lag gya.

Wo mujhse lipat gyi aur me niche se use chod rha tha. Pura kamra fir se pach pach aur uski aaaaaahhhhhhhh aaahhhh se bhar gya tha. Thodi der ki chudai ke baad hum dono ka hone wala tha, jaldi jaldi me maine condom toh pehna hi nhi tha.

Par usne bola – Please ab maza kharab nhi karna ander hi nikalo main pills le lungi.

Fir maine jhatke marna shuru kiye, jese jsese jhatko ki speed badhti uski siskariya bhi badhne lag gyi. Usne mujhe tight hug kar liya main samajh gya ki wo jhadne wali hai.

Main bhi uske sath jhadna chahta tha, toh maine jhatke lagae aur hum dono fir se jhad gye. Wo mere lund par hi bethi rhi, humne kiss kiya aur sath me jhadne ki feeling hi alag hoti hai.

Choot ki wo garmi aaaahhhhhh maza hi aa gya tha. Ab hum uthe aur sath me nahate hue bhi garam pani me thoda roleplay kiya. Aur fir se chudai ka mood ban gya.

But uski choot me bahut dard ho rha tha, Toh maine usko ulta kiya aur tap ke sahare jhukaya diya. Fir piche se hug karte hue maine uski gand me lund daal diya.

Ek baar toh wo bhagne lagi, but fir maine use samjhaya aur mann gyi. Fir hum dono ne gand chudai shuru kar di, aise humne nahate hue bhi chudai kari.

Jab mera nikalne wala tha, toh wo uthi aur usne mera lund saaf kiya. Fir wo lund muh me le kar chusne lag gyi, wo mere aand ko sehlane lag gyi. Uski chusai ne mujhe aur bhi garam kar diya tha, aur me uske muh me hi jhad gya.

Fie wo mera saara paani pi gyi, hum naha kar bahar aaye aur kapde pehne kar ek dusre ko hug kiya. Usne mujhe bahut lambi wali smooch di, aur fir usne mujhe fir se milne ka promise kiya.

Uske chehre pe chudai ki khushi saaf dikh rhi thi. Aur fir me wahan se apne flat par aa gya.

Toh dosto ye thi meri 1st kahani, main ummed karta hun ki ye aap sabko pasand ayegi.

Agli kahani bhi main jaldi likhunga, wo experience bhi kamaal ka tha. Ye sab kahaniya bilkul sachi hai, names zarur change hai baaki sab sach hai. Agar kisi ko mujhse baat karni hai, toh aap mujhe inbox kar skate hai.

[divyabhashkar]

NDA's Lone Muslim Candidate In UP Haidar Ali Khan Speaks To NDTV

NDA's Lone Muslim Candidate In UP Haidar Ali Khan Speaks To NDTV

“People now want to vote for development, and not on any other basis,” says Haidar Ali Khan – BJP ally Apna Dal (S) candidate from UP’s Rampur. Source link

[johanbrandy]

Arjun having sex with neighbourhood aunty Neetu

So, I’m a 18yr old guy living in panipat..I live with my parents here..let assume my name to be Arjun..our original home is in some other state and we live in a rented house here..my dad works in a govt firm.One of our neighbour is very close to our family..the couple had three children and it happened that one of their child studied in the same class as mine, so her mom was always interested about knowing about my preparations for the exams..let assume her name to be neetu..she is 38 yrs old. Neetu aunty used to visit our home very often whenever my mum was at home.

One day,due to some domestic reasons my mom had to go to our native for one and half month..my dad would leave for office at 8 in the morning and come home at around 8pm..I was all alone at home at that time..and had to do all the work by myself.one fine day, I was washing my clothes and then neetu aunty knocked at that door…my vest n football shorts were all wet and I was not wearing any underwear underneath..I thought that she just came to ask something and then she would go..so, I didn’t change my clothes and opened the door..she came inside and asked me if I had breakfast and what I would eat for lunch.

she roamed inside the house and complimented me for cleaning the house so well..she sat on the sofa and she got wet in the light rain..I gave her a towel and noticed that the was wearing a sexy lacy bra which was visible from outside her salwar kameez..seeing this is got an erection..I noticed that my bulge was visible so I aat down on the sofa opposite to her..I was able to hide my erection but neetu aunty might have noticed that I got hard inside my pants..I felt embarrassed…she giggled a bit..and then someone called on my phone which was on my table..I didn’t want to get up..but I had to..I got up and my erect cock was clesrly visible..I picked the phone facing away from her..then I sat down on a chair near the table itself..

aunty asked who it was..I said it was a friend..she the asked if it was my girlfriend…I said no..she then asked me if I had a girlfriend…I said yes..she enquired about it and then she handed me my towel..she said that she’ll be coming again at 12 noon to check if was able to cook properly…while going she smiled and said ” ghr mei koi aaye toh andr kuch pehen lia kr”..I sensed what she meant and felt hugely embarrassed…She again came at 12 noon and asks me what I’ll be cooking..she noticed that I didn’t bath yet..she offered me help and said that she’ll cook the paneer and dal and told me to get a bath..meanwhile I entered the bathroom..I remembered whatever happened and felt horny..

I shagged off in the bathroom..just after I shagged off she came running at the bathroom door shouting that something went into her eye..I grabbed the towel n put it over my dick and opened the door..she rushed in and washed her eye..she then asked for my towel and she said that be quick..and she took the towel from me..and I had to hide my semi erect cock with my hand…she noticed the cum on the floor..she gave a naughty smile and went out of the bathroom..I came out of the bathroom after bathing wearing a towel and went to my room directly and was about to lock the door..then neetu aunty said that “drwaza bndh krne ki kya zarurt hai..waise bhi dhng k kpde toh nhi pehenta h tu” and I was dumbfounded…

I wore my clothes hurriedly and came to the kitchen to help her..she ws done with cooking and then she served me lunch…and went back home…I ws thinking over her comments repeatedly and shagged off again..The next day she came to me and brought some idli for me in a tiffin box..she told me to have it for breakfast…while opening the tiffin box she spilled the chutney all over her clothes over her chest..she then rushed to the bathroom..she just closed the door and left a small gap..it was visible to me what she was doing..she opened her salwar and cleaned her boob area..she was not able to clean ir completely and asked me for a towel..I said that there is a towel inside the bathroom..

she cleaned her chest area and wrapped the towel over her boobs and came out..she then told me that she didn’t bath yet and if I had any any problem if she took bath in my bathroom..I said that I have no problem at all..she then asked me to get her clothes from her house…she gave me the keys of her house and instructed me to bring her salwar kameez and also told me that there is a red colour paper box inside and to bring that too..she told me that she had a vanity bag inside her wardrobe which had her medicines and to bring it along..I went to her home and brought all the stuff..

I had some suspicion about that box and I opened it to find that there was a pink bra inside it..I wrapped it and put it back..I handed over her stuff to her and then she took bath..while she was taking bath I notice that the shower was kept flowing for too long..I felp suspicious and decided to look into what she was doing..I managed to look inside the bathroom from the small gap between the door and the floor….to my surprise she was fucking herself with a dildo..she had the dildo in her vanity bag..when she was over with it she took out some cream and a razor from her bag..she applied the cream in her pubic region and shaved her pubic hair off..seeing all this I got excited and started jerking myself..

I was about to climax and gave a loud moan and cummed on the floor..neetu aunty might have understood what I was doing..she then finished bathing and started wearing her clothes..she called me for help as she was not able to fasten her bra strap..I helped her and came out of her bathroom..while she was coming out of the bathroom she noticed that there was cum on the floor..she asked me “arjun, ye nche kya pda hua hai”..I replied ” nhi pta aunty..conditioner hoga shyd”..she then touched it and smelled it..and said ” nahi..ye toh conditioner nahi hai..conditioner ki smell toh aisi nhi hoti hai” I said ” nhi pta aunty”..she then asked me ” tere hath mei kya lga hua hai?” And then I noticed that I had cum in my arm too..I said ” nhi pta aunty..kch lga hga”..

she said ” accha…sch bta ki tu kya kr rha tha jb mai nha rhi thi.” I said ” kch nhi aunty phone mei games khel rha tha”..she said ” but tere phone msi toh games hai hi nhi” then I said ” mera mtlb tha ki games download kr rha tha” she then looked at me with lust in her eyes..then we sat on the sofa and were talking..she asked me ” tune apni grlfrnd ko kiss kia hai?”..I saud ” nhi”..

she said “arre sharma mt..kai tri mummy ko nhi bataungi” the I said ” well..haan “..she said ” accha..iska mtlb agr akele bnd kmre mei hote tkh sex v kr lete..waise kya kya kia tune uske sth?”..I said that ” bs kiss kia” then she replied ” usne tere sath kya kia? Tu toh waise bhi andr kch nhi pehenta h..usne iska faayda nhi uthaya?”..I said ” nhi aunty..hmne bs bus mei kiss kia tha” she replied “accha..tb shyd tra itna bda nhi tha..ab toh tu bda ho gya h..ab toh ldkiyan tere iss dressing sense ka khub faayda uthayengi..ldke toh lucky hote h..apni pyaas bhja skte h..bt ldkiyon ko toh bht cheezon ki zarurt hoti hai..haath se kaam nhi chlta hmara..aajkl toh tere uncle bhi ghr pr nhi rhte h…mai toh pagal hi jti hoon akele akele”..

I replied with a “hmmm”..she then said that ” waise maine delhi se kch artificial samaan mangayi thi..ussi se kaam chalati hoon aajkl..” she then brought hee vanity bag and showed me her dildo..it was a vibrating one..I acted innocent and asked her what it ws..she said “ye whi hai jo tere pant k andr hai..bus difference itna h ki tra use nhi hua h aur ye use ho chuka h”..I knew where this conversation was going..I asked her ” ye kaise use krte h”..she said ” tu apna phn de..dikhati hoon”..she then opened a porn site and showed me a video of a girl using a dildo..I remained silent..she then asked me ” bda ho gya h na tra?” I remained silent..she then placed her hand on my crotch and said “ktna bda h tra..roz hilata hga na tu”

I didn’t know how to react and utrered “ummm..haan”…she then tld me ” chl pant utar de apni..dkhte h ki mra dildo zyda bda h ya tra lund” as soon as she uttered the word ‘lund’ it sent shivers down my spine..I knew that it was now or never and I pulled down my shorts and my dick sprang out saluting her..she then grabbed my 8 inch dick and saidkaafi mota bhi hai..tere uncle ka toh chota sa hai.. dildo se hi kaam chlati hoon..tri biwi ko bht khush rhegi ki itna bda aur mota lund uske pss hga”..then she asks me ” tu chup chap kyu khda h..tu mjhe dkhna chahta h na?..chl dkh le..” she the removed her salwar and kameez n was sitting there just in her bra and panty..she then asked me “tjhe kiss kiye hue ktne din ho gye”

I replied ” 8 mahine shyd”..she replied ” accha….pta h tere uncle toh mjhe bs lips pe kiss krte h n bs khde khde mjhe chodte hai..mjhe satisfaction milti hi nhi..srf chudne se mri chut ko rahat nhi milti aur toh aur mjhe unka lund chusne tk nhi dete” again she started her war of words and I was filled with lust for her..then I said ” toh mjhe use krlo..mai toh hr chz k lye ready hoon”then I grabbed her face and gave her a deep kiss..eventually I opened her bra n made her sit on the couch..I sat down on the floor between her legs.. I said ” mai sb dkh rha tha aunty g..jo kch aap bathroom mei kr rhe the” with this I separated her legs and kissed her chut abover her panty..her panty was totally wet and I took it off..and started licking her vagina ..she was moaning and uttering

“arjunnn…aaahhh.meri jaan…chaat meri chut ko” she then held my head and went in into her clean shaven pussy..then I told her to stand up and I lied down on the sofa and said ” aunty g..aap mere muh k upr baith jao..”..she obeyed me n sat on my face..she then turned around and took my cock in her mouth..and sucked it hard and I was busy licking her pussy..she then saidab mjhe nche rhne do n tu uor chdh jaa” I obeyed but I couldn’t understand why she did so….while I was busy licking her pussy I felt her fingers on my asshole..she lubricated my asshole using her saliva and put two fingers inside..then she inserted her vibrating dildo in my arse..while licking my dick simultaneously…she had many orgasms and at that time she put the dildo deep inside my ass..

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मिस तुझे Miss Tujhe Lyrics – Emiway Bantai

Miss Tujhe Lyrics from the album Dhundke Dikha EP. This is the latest Hindi Rap song, sung and written by Emiway Bantai. The music for the song is given by Hippy Jack.

Song Details

Song: Miss Tujhe

Lyrics: Emiway Bantai

Music: Hippy Jack

Video: Ankit Verma

Lyrics Translation: Sankalp Vaid

Miss Tujhe Lyrics – Emiway Bantai

Main Karne Laga Miss Tujhe I’m Not Living In My Present Jee Raha Yesterday Pasand Aane Lage Mujhe Teri Harkate Tu Pass Nahi Dhundoon Tujhe Har Jageh

Main Karne Laga Miss Tujhe I’m Not Living In My Present Jee Raha Yesterday Pasand Aane Lage Mujhe Teri Harkate Tu Pass Nahi Dhundoon Tujhe Har Jageh

Pass Tere Hota Hu Tab Ho Jata Hu Mute Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Uchayi Se Gira Hu Perachute Bani Tu Itni Cute Bani Kyun Dil Main Bas Gaya Hard Banda Kal Tak Lekin Aaj Pyar Mein Fas Gaya Kyun

Kyunki Jitna Samay Main Bitaya Tere Saath Mein Aisa Lag Raha Koyi Na Hoga Tere Baad Mein Tu Hi Ik Mujhe Dekh Tere Samne Hoon Jo Bhi Hai Ye Bantai Nahi Banta Fake

Main Karne Laga Miss Tujhe I’m Not Living In My Present Jee Raha Yesterday Pasand Aane Lage Mujhe Teri Harkate Tu Pass Nahi Dhundoon Tujhe Har Jageh

Main Karne Laga Miss Tujhe I’m Not Living In My Present Jee Raha Yesterday Pasand Aane Lage Mujhe Teri Harkate Tu Pass Nahi Dhundoon Tujhe Har Jageh

Tujhse Mile Bina Rehna Bole Bheje Pe Shot Hai Tu Hi Cute Tu Hi Mere Liye Sab Se Hot Hai Baki Kisi Pe Bhrosa Nhi Sab Yahan Pe Fraud Hai Sab Log Fame Ke Liye Mere Pichhe By God Main Uske Sath Rahunga Jisne Diya Har Wakt Sath Jab Bhi Sath Hoti Hai Tu Kitni Pyari Hoti Raat Zada Baat Nai Karte Hai Lekin Dil Jude Hai Door Hai Tu Mere Se Mere Ab Neend Ude Hai Main Guarantee Deta Hu Pyar Ka Iss Quarantine Mein

Warranty Mein Relationship Apna Nahi Chalega Sahi Chalega Tera Mera Jaise Career Mera Dekh Kitna Famous Hu Main Mujhse Ab Kon Nahi Jalega

Nahi Chalega Nai Doori Ghar Pe Bolke Aaja Mere Paas Bolke Aana Ghar Pe Shadi Tu Kar Reli Mere Sath Dede Hath Ik Hi Mein Tat Khayenge Dal Bhat Maa Ki Aakh Jo Bhi Beech Me Aayega Dunga Lat Gussa Aa Raha Meko Karunga Ab Diss Tujhe Kyun Itni Door Hai Nahi Milega Ab Kiss Tujhe Jab Paas Thi Nai Kadar Karra Tha Tera Aaj Duba Pyaar Mein Karne Laga Hu Miss Tujhe

Main Karne Laga Miss Tujhe I’m Not Living In My Present Jee Raha Yesterday Pasand Aane Lage Mujhe Teri Harkate Tu Pass Nahi Dhundoon Tujhe Har Jageh

Main Karne Laga Miss Tujhe I’m Not Living In My Present Jee Raha Yesterday Pasand Aane Lage Mujhe Teri Harkate Tu Pass Nahi Dhundoon Tujhe Har Jageh..

Music Video of the Song Miss Tujhe by Emiway Bantai

मिस तुझे Miss Tujhe Lyrics in Hindi – Emiway Bantai

मैं करने लगा मिस तुझे आई ऍम नॉट लीविंग प्रेसेंट जीना yesterday पसंद आने लगे मुझे तेरी हरकते तू पास नहीं धुंडु तुझे हर जगह

मैं करने लगा मिस तुझे आई ऍम नॉट लीविंग प्रेसेंट जीना yesterday पसंद आने लगे मुझे तेरी हरकते तू पास नहीं धुंडु तुझे हर जगह

पास तेरे होता हु तब हो जाता हूँ म्यूट ऐसा लगता है की उचाई से गिरा हु

पैरासूट बनी तु इतनी क्यूट बन�� क्यों दिल मैं बस ग्या हार्ड ब्न्ना था कल तक लेकिन आज प्यार मैं फस गया क्यों

कयूंकि जितना समय मैं बिताया तेरे साथ में ऐसा लग रहा कोई न होगा तेरे बाद में तू ही एक मुझे देख तेरे सामने हूँ जो भी है ये bantai नयी बनता फेक

मैं करने लगा मिस तुझे आई ऍम नॉट लीविंग प्रेसेंट जीना yesterday पसंद आने लगे मुझे तेरी हरकते तू पास नहीं धुंडु तुझे हर जगह

मैं करने लगा मिस तुझे आई ऍम नॉट लीविंग प्रेसेंट जीना yesterday पसंद आने लगे मुझे तेरी हरकते तू पास नहीं धुंडु तुझे हर जगह

तूझसे मिले बिना रहना बोले भेजे पे शूट है तू ही क्यूट तू ही मेरे लिए सब से हॉट है बाकि किसी पे भरोसा नही सब यहा पे फरोड हे सब लोग फेम के लिए मेरे पिछ बाय गोद मैं

मैं करने लगा मिस तुझे आई ऍम नॉट लीविंग प्रेसेंट जीना yesterday पसंद आने लगे मुझे तेरी हरकते तू पास नहीं धुंडु तुझे हर जगह

The Full Lyrics for the song Miss Tujhe by Emiway Bantai. If you have any suggestions or want to suggest any change to the lyrics, please contact us.

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The Proposal and time space.

Aaj 8 February 2020, Saturday, office off or propose day hai. Kal ratko legendary mtku se bate hui thi dher sari pyar bhari bate. Ye legendary word wala mazak bhi kal ratko hi hua, Kal shamko ek Amazon prime show 'the forgotten army' bhi dekhna tha toh maine mtku se kuch time bad bat krneko kha, she asked kiu kya krna hai, i said mujhe show dekhna hai, she agreed. And i watched that awesome show. Loved it.

Jo bat mujhe consciously strike ki that was ki i was telling her ki mai apna time kha de rha hun. Aisa usually hota nhi hai, or kabhi kabhi btane me koi burai bhi nhi hai, since she is my mtku mujhe koi problem nhi usse her bat btane me. She is an understanding person. But i do realize ki mai sabko reason btata hun ki mai kha busy hun. Rather ki mujhe apne time ko value deni chahiye ki even if i want my time for just walking or listening music, mujhe priorities naa krna pdde, else koi kaam aa jaye, toh mai kam ko priority me dal deta hun. Rather ki mai ye khu ki nhi i am busy i then i will do it in my other time. Else toh hum humesha hi busy rhenge. Khudke liye time hi kha rhega humare pass. I also realized, jab hum khudke liye time nikalte hain, toh humara brain information ko process krta hai, sub conscious brain always keep working, toh usse bhi thoda dhyan dene per hum light, motivated and inspired feel krne k sath sath new ideas ko bhi birth dete hain.

Moral of the story : hume khudko her kisi k liye her time hi available nhi rkhna chahiye. Your time is important. Even if you are doing nothing.

Secondly, aaj propose day bhi hai, maine mini ko propose nhi kiya abhi tk, jabki voh bar bar khi ja ri you forgot something. Mai yhi soch rha tha ki kiu maine usse abhi tk propose nhi kra. Khi ye mera ego toh nhi ya mai ye toh nhi soch rha ki ye sab non sense stuff hai, ya fir kuch or baat hai.

Thodi der sochne k baad i realized, mera sab kuch toh ussi ka hai, meri zindagi me aane k liye aab usse kya proposals dun?, stll i am a kind of person jo apne partner ko khush rkhne k liye her possible efforts krega. Toh mai usse propose bhi krunga or usse valentine bhi bnaunga. Deep inside i know if she is happy i am happy, and her chiz k piche logic dhundhna bhi shi nhi, kabhi kabhi you just have to live the love of your partner. Maybe we are leading this love story to far deeper dimensions of consciousness.

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shaadi mubarak 07.09.20 lb

“je iss waqt mhaare haath mein tote hote, toh saare udd gaye hote!!!!!!!” lmaoooooooo kusum's response to preeti's newfound assertiveness.

aatmasammaan, in this economy?????

(jk. always an admirable goal.)

YES PREETI CALL OUTTTTTTT THE PATRIARCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

even bad bitch kusum is crying at this.

THIS IS THE STORYYYYYYYYY OF NEARLY EVERY DESI WOMAN. FREEEEEEEEE OURRRRRRRRR MOMSSSSSSSSS FROM THE MIND-NUMBINGGGGGGGGG LIFE THAT THEY'VE BEEN FORCED INTOOOOOOOOOOO.

ah man, i am honestly in tears. so is everyone else listening to this speech.

KUSUMMMMMMMMMM LOVINGLY HOLDING PREETI'S FACEEEEEEEE AND CELEBRATING THAT PREETI WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FOR HERSELF.

KUSUM KOTHARI IS THE MOST FEMINIST CHARACTER I'VE EVER SEEN ON INDIAN TELEVISION AND I WILL DIE FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“sach kahoon, kusum ji? mooh kholne ki taaqat mujhe aap ke kal raat ke baat se mili hai. aapki ek ek baat maachis ki taraah thi, jisne meri baandein jalaayi. pehli baar, maine apne aap ko tatolaa; tab andar se awaaz aayi, meri khushi mere aatmasammaan mein hai. mujhe jaan-ne mein aapne meri madad ki. iss liye aaj se maaon ka khaas din nahi hai, dosti ka bhi khaas din hai, jisse main manaaungi, kyunki mujhe aap jaisi dost mili hai.”

is there anything more beautiful in the world than female friendship? nope.

“lekin aap zyaada khush mat hona. apna ghar banne mein waqt lagega. tab tak main aapke kamre pe kabsa karke rehne waali hoon! pankha chalaaaa ke!” 

KT ke yahaan naach gaane ka kaarikram shuru. nautanki kahinke.

all the girls are highly inspiredddddddd by preeti. AS THEY SHOULD BE.

lol kusum be like excuse y’all, this is all very sweet BUT GIVE ME 

sumedh needs to give lessons in diplomacy and tact coz honestly, GOD TIER SKILLZ.

lmao tarun getting blasteddddddddd by rati. we love to see it. i hate you, but i hate him more, so yes, murder him by karela, sis!!!!

“jaise har maa ko apna taabar chand ka tukda dikhe, waise har taabar ko apni maa ki dal bhi chappan bhog lage!” aslkdjsalkjaslksja so true.

lol sumedh is done with kusum's non-useful suggestions.

side-note: kajal is megaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cute. i wanna see more of her.

not interested in rati/tarun's nonsense.

MAN LITERALLY FUCK TARUNNNNNNNN.

sumedh cannot believe the audacity of tarun.

god what i wouldn't give for a scene where juhi is beating the snot outta tarun, with sumedh in the bg, giving reaction shots.

arre kisi ki toh dimaag ki battti jale, pls. (hopefully it be priyanka. she's been awful silent all this episode.)

“pehle tu mooh nahi kholti thi. ab bandh na kare!” KUSUM!!!!!!!!!!!

lo ji, mil gaya idea. as usual, kusum has to do all the work around here.

priyanka doesn't look happy at the wedding planning thing. huh.

ok she's happy again. honestly what's the deal with herrrrrrrrrr, i wanna know alreadyyyyyyyyy.

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lmao KT getting yelled at by the New and Improved™ Preeti tomm, for calling her “abla”. best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BJP set to win Uttar Pradesh: India Today-Axis Opinion Poll shows Modi gains from demonetisation

The India Today Opinion Poll conducted in the politically-crucial state of Uttar Pradesh has given the BJP a clear majority in the seven-phase Assembly election starting next month announced today.

The survey, conducted in October and December last year, shows Prime Minister Narendra Modi's demonetisation move has had no impact on voters, and has instead increased the BJP's vote share.

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HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

The survey shows the BJP's vote share increasing from 31 per cent in October (before note ban) to 33 per cent in December.

In terms of seats, that translates to 206-216 seats the saffron party may expect to win in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh Assembly.

In the 2012 Assembly election, the BJP commanded a 15 per cent vote share and won 47 seats.

The ruling Samajwadi Party is likely to emerge as the second largest party with a vote share of 26 per cent in the latest survey, translating into 92-97 seats.

In a do-or-die battle, Mayawati's Bahujan Samaj Party is neck-and-neck with the Samajwadi Party in terms of vote share, and might win 79-85 seats.

The Congress, which has not ruled Uttar Pradesh for 27 long years, is barely a contender with six per cent vote share and seats in single digits (5-9).

The other parties in the state - Rashtriya Lok Dal, Apna Dal, the Left and others - might win 7-11 seats.

The February-March election will test the popularity of Modi's decision to ban Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes in India's most populous state.

Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav emerges as a clear choice for the next CM with 33 per cent of those surveyed wanting him to return to power.

Uttar Pradesh will begin voting on February 11 and go on till March 8. Votes will be counted on March 11.

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With eye on 2022 UP Assembly polls, Yogi Cabinet reshuffle likely

Days after holding parleys with the central leadership of Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath is expected to rejig his Cabinet soon.

With an eye on 2022, smaller NDA coalition partners like Apna Dal chief Anupriya Patel are eyeing bigger roles both in the state and in the Centre. Both Patel and Nishad Party chief Sanjay Nishad met Union Home Minister Amit Shah in Delhi this week, giving credence to the buzz that both parties want to have an active alliance with the BJP.

According to a senior minister in the state, there are vacant posts in the Uttar Pradesh cabinet that are going to be filled without much rejigging.

Sources stated that former Congress MP from Haryana Arvind Sharma and Jitin Prasada, who recently joined the BJP after quitting Congress, are likely to be inducted into the state cabinet.

Apparently, this is being done with a view to balance the caste equations with Brahmins being the focus in the state.

ANI had reported on Friday that central leadership has clearly sent out a message stating that Yogi Adityanath will stay, putting rest to the speculations of a rift in top leadership.

The feedback submitted by BJP's National General Secretary BL Santhosh, and Uttar Pradesh's in charge Radha Mohan Singh, have triggered Yogi's series of meetings planned in the national capital.

"More importantly, it is about who will be given what portfolio, especially Arvind Sharma, known to be close to Prime Minister Narendra Modi and Jitin Prasada, the recent joined BJP, who is set to be inducted, in case, there is Cabinet expansion in the state," informed the sources.

Apart from holding meetings with the central BJP leadership, the Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister also met Members of Parliament from the state, including Union Minister V K Singh and former Union Minister and MP Satyapal Singh.

Elections to 403 Assembly seats in Uttar Pradesh are due in 2022. In 2017, the BJP had registered a landslide victory polls winning over 300 seats. The Assembly polls will be the biggest litmus test of the BJP ahead of the 2024 Lok Sabha polls. Uttar Pradesh has 80 Lok Sabha constituencies, the highest amongst all states.

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GENERAL ELECTION 2019 – USEFUL FACTS AND FIGURES

Dear friends,

Sixth episode is ready for you. Some more information I want to share. As I have mentioned earlier the information/news are taken from Newspapers, TV and Internet.  I am not adding anything from my side. Just I am playing the role of a compiler so that you can get some of the important information from this article.  This time I am giving 15 points/information in this regard.

Apna Dal Falls in Line, accepts two Lok Sabha Seats in NDA :

After playing blow hot blow cold against BJP, Anupriya Patel led Apna Dal(A) finally accepted the status quo and agreed to contest in two Lok Sabha Seats as a part of the NDA Alliance from Uttar Pradesh after a meeting with Amit Shah at the Party Head Quarter in New Delhi.

Now Manifesto release is part of Model Code :

The Commission has now made the release of Election Manifesto a part of Model Code of Conduct (MCC).  It has barred political parties from releasing Election Manifesto in the last 48 hours before Polling.  In the seven-phase elections, parties cannot release Manifesto in the last 48 hours before each phase on April 11, 18, 23, 29 and May 6, 12 and 19.

India now has 2293 Political Parties :

(EC data says 149 registered between January and March 2019).  The Election Commission of India’s latest data on political parties registered till March 2019, the day before the Lok Sabha Election was announced… out of 2293 Political Parties 7 are recognised National Parties and 59 are recognised State Parties.

EC asks ATC to share details of Chartered Flights :

In order to monitor poll related expenditure, the Election Commission has asked the Air Traffic Control Department to share the details of Chartered Flights and Helicopters used for election purpose with the State Chief Electoral Officer.

TMC forms Cell to win over Hindi Speaking Voters.

NDA announces Seat-sharing for Lok Sabha Polls in Bihar :

Out of 40 Lok Sabha seats in Bihar, the BJP and JDU will contest 17 seats each and the LJP in 6 seats.

Former IAS Officer Shah Faesal on Sunday 17.03.2019 launched his political outfit – Jammu & Kashmir Peoples’ Movement (JKPM), promising a youth-oriented politics and to become a voice to help bridge the gap between the state and the centre and India and Pakistan.

Cash Flow in 110 Lok Sabha Seats under EC watch :

More than 110 Lok Sabha Constituencies have been identified as “expenditure sensitive” or prone to influence through money power in the upcoming general election according to Election Commission. The number is likely to be 150 Lok Sabha seats out of 543 as inputs from more states are filed.

On EC Radar :

All constituencies in Tamil Nadu and more than half in Andhra Pradesh, Telengana, Bihar, Karnataka and Gujarat have been assessed as expenditure sensitive.  Two Expenditure Observers to be sent to each of these Constituencies.

Special watch of the Multi Department Expenditure Committee and all Enforcement Agencies on the seats.

EC watch will deepen further to identify expenditure sensitive pockets across constituencies.

The 2019 App Battle :

Namo App – Launched June 11, 2015.  It has seen over 10 million downloads so far.

Available in 13 languages, latest addition is Urdu.

Over 6,50,000 people from 502 seats participating ‘People’s Pulse’ survey to assess popularity of MPs.

BJP accepting micro-donations on the App since last September 2018, also seeks volunteers for BJP.

Namo Merchandise worth Rs. 5.2 crore sold in three months of launch till December 2018.

The 2019 App Battle :

Shakti App – Rahul Gandhi launched it in March 2018.

It is a Platform for Congress workers.

So far, 65,00,000 workers have been registered.

The way ahead is pushing tailor-made message for each constituency through Ghar Ghar Congress App.

Chandrababu Naidu Mobile App :

Launched last April, it enables citizens to connect and interact with Andhra Pradesh CMO, keep track of the CM’s trips and the Andhra Pradesh Government’s policies and initiatives.  Downloads 50,000.

Biju Janata Dal App :

Launched in December last year to send notifications to users about BJD activities.  It asks users for their Mobile number and constituency details.  Downloads 50,000 plus.

….Compiled by Ratikanta Singh

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Indore might not be the capital city but it is the business capital of Madhya Pradesh. The city of Indore outdoes the city of Bhopal in so many ways. Here is a list of the best places to visit in Indore. I have left out the temples as they are not a must visit.

Indore Points of Interest

Indore museum

Central Museum or Indore Museum, is one of the most interesting places to visit in Indore especially for people who are fascinated by the history of India and want to know more about the indus valley civilization that flourished here in the pre historic age. It is located right in the centre of Indore city. Here, at the Indore Museum, you will see the finest collection of Parmar sculptures from Hinglajgarh. The Parmar style originated in Indore and some of its features are proportioned figures, intricate ornamentation in stone carvings and murals.

The Central Museum also houses one of the best collections of medieval and pre-medieval Hindu and Jain sculptures in Madhya Pradesh. They have been collected from the ruins of the 11th-12th century temples at Hinglajgarh from the Guptas period. Among other things, one of the most remarkable remains is a doorframe adorned with figures and ornamentation.

Indore museum is also famous for its coin collection, arms and armor.

Indore Museum Timings: Tuesday to Sunday 10:00 am and 05:00pm.

Indore Museum Entry Fee: Nil. Guides are also available. Please tip them a fair amount if you like their services.

Lal Bagh Palace

Lal Bagh Palace was home to the rulers on the Holkar dynasty and is a building that personifies royal grandeur of the dynasty. It is interesting to note that the palace once contained the best Rose Garden in India.

It is made more scenic by its location on the banks of River Khan which is 3.2 km. away from Indore city. The interiors of this palace will transport you to Europe, owing to its Italian marbled columns, crystal chandeliers, royal Persian carpets, flying nymphs on the palace ceiling, stained glass windows, Greek mythological reliefs, Italian style wall paintings, stuffed leopards, and tigers etc.

Lal Bagh Palace is not to be missed if you’re visiting Indore.

Lal Bagh Palace Timings: Tuesday to Sunday, 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Chattris

The Holkars were cremated here. A Chhatri or an umbrella like structure has been built on top of each cremated body as if blessing them and wishing that they rest in peace. These Chattris have intricately carved structures and will be one of the most interesting places to visit in Indore for those interested in architecture. You can also visit some temples and other structures built around them.

Rajwada

Rajwada is palace built by the Holkars in Indore city. In fact, the backbone of the city of Indore is the Rajwada area, also known as the old part of Indore. Rajwada is a seven storied structure located near the Chhatris and is a fine example of the royal grandeur of the Holkars and the architectural skills of the craftsmen of the era goneby.

Rajwada can be known as the phoenix of buildings as it has been burnt down thrice but was reconstructed time and again to preserve its essence and its historical importance. This is one of the essential places to visit in Indore.

Bada Ganapati

I was surprised to know that the biggest Ganpati statue in the world in in Indore. It is called Bada Ganpati and measures eight metres in length. Bada Ganapati is made of a mixture of jaggery, limestone, bricks & soil and water from major places of hindu pilgrimage in India. This makes it one of the most popular places to visit in Indore even for the people who are not religious.

Interesting Fact: Jaggery and limestone were used in construction of buildings in India for aeons. The Bada Imambara in Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh is also made from such a mixture.

Shopping in Indore

Sarafa Bazar

Indore’s Sarafa Bazar is a jeweller’s street by day and a fun street food market by night. Sarafa Bazar is a must visit more so for the food than for the jewellery. Here are the top 11 things to eat at Sarafa Bazar Indore.

MT Cloth Market

If you are looking for dress materials to be stitched or wholesale clothing stuff, MT Cloth MArket is where you should head to.

Sitlamata Bazar

Sitlamata has some good retail shops for clothing and sarees. Indore is very famous for Maheshwari and Chanderi handloom sarees of Maheshwar and Chanderi craft clusters in Madhya Pradesh.

Bartan Bazar Indore

Bartan Bazar in Indore is the place to go to if you’re looking for economical kitchenware. It is famous for not only stainless steel and cast iron stuff but also glass and crystalware. These days, you can find some good deals on silicone and other baking essentials for your kitchen.

Shopping Malls in Indore

There are many shopping malls in Indore that offer all the latest International and Indian brands for shopping. The best malls to visit are Treasure Island Mall in Tukoganj, C 21 Mall and Indore Central Mall.

Places to Eat in Indore

Chappan Dukan

Chappan Dukaan literally means ’56 shops’. Don’t confuse Chappan Dukaan with Chappan Bhog in Indore which is stand alone sweet shop. Chappan Dukaan is a street which used to have exactly 56 shops for foodies. With time and popularity, the number of shops have now increased and street food offerings have also diversified into Pizza places like Dominoes and sit in Cafes. When at Chappan Dukaan, look out for these 33 things to eat at Chappan Indore.

Sarafa Bazar

Indore’s Sarafa Bazar is a jeweller’s street by day and a fun street food market by night. Sarafa Bazar is a must visit more so for the food than for the jewellery. Here are the top 11 things to eat at Sarafa Bazar Indore.

Apna Sweets Indore

There are many branches of Apna Sweets in Indore including the one on the highway near MHOW. But you must go to Apna Sweets in Vijay Nagar to taste the best Indore sweets and delicacies including dal bafla.

Chappan Bhog Indore

Chappan bhog is also quite famous for its sweets. Many people confuse it with Chappan Bazar Indore.

Rajhans Restaurant Indore

Rajhans Restaurant is also famous for its indori delicacies and dal bafla.

Rambabu ke Paranthe

Rambabu ke Paranthe used to be in the old area of Indore but now they have shifted to Emall in South Tukoganj. There are mixed reviews about Rambabu ke Paranthe as they are deep fried paranthas like the ones available at paranthe wali gali in Old Delhi. If you’re  a health freak, stay away. But if one of those who like the rich traditional Indian taste, give it a go !

This was a classic list of all the places to visit in Indore. Will cover places for couples in Indore, Weekend Getaways from Indore and the best Pubs and Clubs in Indore in my next post. If you have been to any other interesting place in Indore and want me to consider adding it to this list, please comment in the section below.

Places to visit in Indore Indore might not be the capital city but it is the business capital of Madhya Pradesh. The city of Indore outdoes the city of Bhopal in so many ways.

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lmao the gloriousssssss swelling music and shivaay’s smile as he looks at the chawl waala ghar. let’s see how long this lasts. 🙄🙄🙄

pfffft, overconfidence AND cheesy. bhaari padne waala hai beta. bohut bhaari padne waala hai. 😌😌😌

this house is neither of your’s; it belongs to my son sahil. 😶😶😶

yupppp aaand he’s failed right as he stepped into the house. told you, you were gonna suck at this billu. 😙😙😙

standard complaint about lack of AC. 🙄🙄🙄

CACKLING AT BILLU TRYING TO GET THE FAN TO GO FASTER BY PHOONKING AND WAVING AT IT. 😂😂😂

his hair is already beginning to lose its height in the humidity. 😆😆😆

“kisko dhoond rahe hai? main idhar khadi hoon!” 

ugh she’s soooo cute! 😍😍😍

this filmy fucker and his titanic waala pose. 🤐🤐🤐

isko toh bas bahaana chahiye chance maarne ke liye. so damn cheesy. 🙈🙈🙈

my favt. bit about this is her ear to ear grin. she’s sooooo happy. and if anika’s happy, i’m happy. 😇😇😇

rudra saying he’s the only one who’s ever experienced poverty in this family. i know he’s going to say incredibly enraging and am already debating whether to fwd. 😒😒😒

yup. he’s talking about how his pocket money of 25k is “chillar”. lord help me, i want to fucking climb into the screen and slap him. 😑😑😑

OMFG THE 25K IS PER WEEK. OK THAT’S IT, IMMA KICK HIS ASS. 😠😠😠

same, bhavya. fucking #same. 

HAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS HER SALARY AS A GOVT EMPLOYEE IS ABOUT 60 to 70 LAKHS. OH MY GOD THE RICH ARE TRULY FUCKING CLUELESS AREN’T THEY????? 😂😂😂

yaaaas bhavya, challenge his privileged ass. 😠😠😠

“25,000 kya, 25 crore bolti” - in one week. sure, son. sure. what are you even qualified for again? oh that’s right, NOTHING. like, at least shivaay and om EARN their money based on skill and knowledge. 😒😒😒

pft, i want to see this little shit work his fingers to the bone to earn that 25k (maybe even fail.) like rudy boy i love you and all, but you a hella spoilt brat and could do with a serving of humble pie. 😡😡😡

meanwhile billu is faced with a challenge of just dal and chawal for the day. no fancy ass asparagus and cheeses and what not. 😊😊😊

LENTIL SOUP. RISOTTO. OMFG THIS PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE. MY GOD I HATE RICH PEOPLE SO MUCH. 😣😣😣

lollllllllllll he’s asking for the cooking range. and microwave. 🙄🙄🙄

he just called the stove “antique”. lord above. 

“on karke toh dikhaaiye!” *snort* 

god, he’ll probably blow up the damn house. 😬😬😬

back to rikara interrogating shady naukar. 

why do they keep at it with this ridiculous candy trick when the fucking vfx are soooooooooooo badddddd???? 😣😣😣

CHUBBY’S BACK! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chubby! i missed you! 😄😄😄

lmaoooo chubby is serving up some realness about rudra’s absolute nithallapan in the way only BFFs can. 🤣🤣🤣

OH GOD HE’S GOING TO BECOME A PLUMBER. OBEROI MANSION KAB PAANI KE NEECHA GAYA, YEH POOCHO. 😟😟😟

meanwhile, what has this mister managed to make with just dal and chawal? 😶😶😶

he’s looking hella proud. hopefully this time it’s edible and not like the pav bhaji. please tell me he actually put haldi mirch etc and didn’t just avoid all that to make this “low sodium”. 😑😑😑

if the house has been bandh for this long, how has this ONE rose survived? is it the cursed rose from the beauty and the beast? 🙄🙄🙄

OH MY GOD HE’S PUTTING THE ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH HE’S TOO FUCKING CHEESY I FUCKING CANT 🙈🙈🙈🙈

oh thank god. insaano waala khaana banaya hai. 😌😌😌

he can’t even the handle the mirchi in his own cooking. what a naazuk billu. 🙀🙀🙀

he’s laughinggggg about how she threw pocheee waala paani at himmmmm when he came here the first second time! my god, what a changed man! 😧😧😧

haha, her cackling at how he tore his pants last janmashtami. what a cutieeeeeeeee. 😚😚😚

paanika paani phenkne se paani pilaane tak graduate ho gayi hai. waah, kya growth hai. 😊😊😊

pooooor khanna. naukri bhi toh rakhni hai usse. uske naam pe kya kya jhelna pad raha hai. ek shivaay kam tha, ki yeh idiot bhi sar pe chadhne laga? 😒😒😒

OMFG CHUBBY ACTUALLY HAS AN ELEPHANT (for ganesh chaturti???) SHAVED INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HE COULDN’T GET AWESOMER…. 😯😯😯

yo wtf, is that their murtiiiii that’s just chillin’ back there, as if not stolen? 😶😶😶

ok uncleji here has a lot of past waale issues with oberois. dadaji oberoi toh abhi duniya mein bhi nahi rahe, why are you even holding on to this grudge? 😕😕😕

oufffff i don’t even wanna watch rudra’s nonsense. 😣😣😣

bhavya looks hella cute today. i like her outfit (on her.) 

BHAVYA IS LITERALLY LIKE 

HE DOESN’T HAVE EVEN HAVE TOOLS OR ANYTHING TO FIX THIS ISH. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO, FIX IT WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND???????? 😒😒😒

oh boy, apni chiraiyya is all up in arms. girl chill. 🤐🤐🤐

omkara is like dude, dadaji oberoi ne toh apni ticket kab ki kataa li. you can sort out your issues with him when you meet him in the parlok. gimme my murti please, coz my poor horny brother can’t get married without it. 

when bae won’t stop trash-talking and getting in the face of dudes literally 6 times her size 

“lekin TUMSE badhkar nahi.” 

HAAAAAAAAAYE. MERA SWEETKARA. 😘😘😘

why won’t people let my poor sweet pacifist-kara live?? 😭😭😭

RUDRA LITERALLY TAKING ONE PIECE OF CLOTHING AT A TIME AS HE WALKS BACK AND FORTH FROM THE TAP, WHICH BTW, HAS NOW SPILLED ENOUGH WATER TO SOLVE THE MAHARASHTRA DROUGHT CRISIS. 😤😤😤

OMFG I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS STUPIDITY. FWDING. 

omki must defeat sadde hue uncleji ka pottaaaa in kushti. please to make an appearance, balram! 

LMAOOOOOOOOOO OM’S FACE. that’s a face screaming “oh shit oh shit oh shit. my sculptor waale guns are good enough for the chote-mote gunde of bareilly and mumbai. i can’t deal with actual pehelwan omg.” 

this balram looks related to apna khanna, no? 🤔🤔🤔

GOD. NAAM KHOON KHAANDAAN KA VAASTA IDHAR BHI. HONESTLY OM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS. 😣😣😣

i need to know what eyeliner shrenu uses, and how it stays in place and doesn’t smudge even a little! 😧😧😧

why’s the POTTAAA calling his grandfather “TAUJI”? 😕😕😕

oh goddddddddd omkiiiiiiiiii, whyyyyyyyyyy????? BABY YOU’RE A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER. (esp. without the backup of your two brothers.) 😣😣😣

lmaooooooooooo dadiiiiii won’t believe that rudra repaired the tap. 😂😂😂

ek nalka kya theek kar diya aise itraa raha hai jaise nobel prize jeeta ho plumbing ke liye. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao “dekho dadi, baat aisi hai ki rishtedaari apni jagaah pe, professional cheez apni jagah. baat ghar ki hai toh chaliye, 10,000 dijiye.” 🤣🤣🤣

“dadi chalo aapas mein niptaa lete hai, bhavya ko beech mein mat lao.” “kyun na laaon? tuney toh loot machchaa rakhi hai, toh police ko beech mein laana hi padega.”

hahahaha loving dadi today 😆😆😆

can’t believe this idiot got more money for putting plumber’s tape on a leaky tap THAN BILLU GOT FOR THE WHOLE DAY. COME ON. AND THERE’S TWO OF THEM THERE. THE FUCK, DADI?!!? 😣😣😣

ok kinda sweet how he gave her his pehli kamaai. 😌😌😌

but omg i haaaaate their theme music and this weird zooming into their eyes nonsense so much. fuck this entire relationship. it gives me too much michmichiiiii. 🤢🤢🤢

lmaooo pooorrrrr tiny bulbul trying to push omkara, but he’s not even budging. it’s fucking adorable how tinyyyyyyy she issss. 😆😆😆

OUFF OMKI. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

oh great, these fuckers get this akad and tadi and sheer bullheadedness genetically from dadaji oberoi. 😒😒😒

shivaay trying to motivate himself to sleep. snort. 😆😆😆

ugh, anika’s tooo damn cute. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #tooGood #tooPure

“tumhe neeche sota hua dekh main upar kaise so sakta hoon?” 

you were fine with it for the past half hour or so, lol. 🙄🙄🙄

idgi tho, she used to have a nice big four poster bed that sahil and she used to share? where’d that go??? 🤔🤔🤔

“aap bohut badal gaye hai.” 

*happy sigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

lolllllllllll literal cold shower on billu as he gets his armaaan up. 😂😂😂

“raining inside the house!”

LMAO “IT’S CALLED RAIN WATER HARVESTING!!!!” YEAH OK BOO. 😆😆😆

ugh such cute. her smile lights up my damn life. 😍😍😍😍

oh no. andheraaaaaaa. 😣😣😣

ok the hug is awkward af. why does she have to bend to like, half his height and hug him like that?????? just hug normally???? 😟😟😟

he didn’t even do the standard candle adhering process of dripping the wax onto the surface and sticking the candle into it. pft. ameer ppl. used to having candle sticks and all. (vaddde log, vaddi vaddi baatein.) 😕😕😕

how did he suddenly grow taller? 😕😕😕

oooooh finally, backstory to the andhera ka darr. 

oh my heart. she was regularly beaten in the dark when she was in the orphanage. i can’t. my baby. my precious girl. *holds her for all eternity* 😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭

“shivaay singh oberoi suraj hai. aur jinke paas suraj hota hai, unhe andheron se darrne ki koi zaroorat nahi. main tumhari zindagi mein itni roshni bhar doonga ki andhere ke liye jagah nahi bachegi.” 

i mean that’s nice and all, but you literally threw your relationship in the fire and burnt it all down after you promised her this the last time. so excuse me if i’m not awwwwwing over this heartfelt speech of yours. i have enough trust and abandonment issues for both anika and me to side eye you rn. 😑😑😑

omki’s taking out all his latent rage issues on that chor of a naukar. 

OK I WANT YOU TWO TO BE DOING AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TYPE OF “WRESTLING” IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 😏😏😏😏

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LOOKS LIKE MY MAN READ MY MINDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

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BJP set to win Uttar Pradesh: India Today-Axis Opinion Poll shows Modi gains from demonetisation

The India Today Opinion Poll conducted in the politically-crucial state of Uttar Pradesh has given the BJP a clear majority in the seven-phase Assembly election starting next month announced today.

The survey, conducted in October and December last year, shows Prime Minister Narendra Modi's demonetisation move has had no impact on voters, and has instead increased the BJP's vote share.

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HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

The survey shows the BJP's vote share increasing from 31 per cent in October (before note ban) to 33 per cent in December.

In terms of seats, that translates to 206-216 seats the saffron party may expect to win in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh Assembly.

In the 2012 Assembly election, the BJP commanded a 15 per cent vote share and won 47 seats.

The ruling Samajwadi Party is likely to emerge as the second largest party with a vote share of 26 per cent in the latest survey, translating into 92-97 seats.

In a do-or-die battle, Mayawati's Bahujan Samaj Party is neck-and-neck with the Samajwadi Party in terms of vote share, and might win 79-85 seats.

The Congress, which has not ruled Uttar Pradesh for 27 long years, is barely a contender with six per cent vote share and seats in single digits (5-9).

The other parties in the state - Rashtriya Lok Dal, Apna Dal, the Left and others - might win 7-11 seats.

The February-March election will test the popularity of Modi's decision to ban Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes in India's most populous state.

Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav emerges as a clear choice for the next CM with 33 per cent of those surveyed wanting him to return to power.

Uttar Pradesh will begin voting on February 11 and go on till March 8. Votes will be counted on March 11.

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