#Aph fondueburger

[fondueburger]

don quixote was a steel driving man, my name is adam im your biggest fan

whoever decided to add kimya dawson + the moldy peaches to juno i’m giving them a big fat kiss

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: Wow, it's really muggy out today!

Switzerland: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving.

America: [sips his coffee from a bowl]

[fondueburger]

some older art while i work on new stuff (and try to better my coloring)

this was originally for march 21st

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: Did you eat all the powdered doughnuts?

America: No.

Switzerland: Then what's that on your pants?

America: That's cocaine.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America quotes vines all the time, despite some of the other nations not getting it.

It annoys Switzerland to no end.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: Do you ever just get like, water hungry?

Switzerland: Thirsty?

Liechtenstein: Water hungry.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: One of these photos is your house. The other is a garbage dump in the Phillipines. Can you tell which is which?

America:...

America: [points] That one's the dump.

Canada: They're both your house!

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: I'd like to apologize for America. He wasn't given enough attention as a child.

America: [standing on a table] Excuse Me?

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Liechtenstein: Don't let Switzerland fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

America: No way!

Switzerland: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: There is no 'i' in team but there is in pizza.

Switzerland: So you're not going to share.

America: I'm not going to share.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: Does anyone have duct tape I can use?

Switzerland: Yeah, sure, here.

America: Thanks! Why do you carry duct tape on you.

Switzerland: Oh, I started bringing it with me once I started actually talking to you.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: It's okay, I'm an adult! I do whatever I want!

Canada: I'm telling Switzerland.

America: Oh shoot, no wait, don't-

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: America doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said "put on pants"...

Switzerland: Followed by a question mark.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: Do you have a minute?

Switzerland: [not doing anything] No.

America: Great! I wanna share my theories with you-

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: so an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. when octopi do this it’s called-

America: An octo-lie!

Switzerland:... Metachrosis.

America:

Switzerland:

America: mocktopus.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child.

America: I used to think that if you ate skittles really quickly you would get superpowers.

Switzerland: I doubt that's the dumbest thing but okay.