#Anyway I'm still baffled that the Internet was collectively tricked by him so hard | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

astro-b-o-y-d · 2 years ago

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If you think Bill Cipher has tall person energy, that’s because he puts in SO MUCH EFFORT to make you think he has tall person energy, which is a very short person thing to do.

#Hayley Speaks #Source: I'm short #He WANTS you to think he's the biggest and most intimidating person in the room #That's an ACT #He's like a chihuahua #Feisty and vicious but also he immediately started begging for his life when he realized he was about to die #And threw tantrums whenever things went SLIGHTLY wrong in his plans #...Damn now I partially wish I'd made him a chihuahua instead of a sphynx cat but also it still fits him #Anyway I'm still baffled that the Internet was collectively tricked by him so hard #He'd probably love it but wow

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