#Anti MB Xover Ships

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Me: *comforts a canon character or even an OC who’s gone through so much abuse/torture. Or if they haven’t, refused to let minor inconveniences traumatize them like the mature person they are.* “There there, you’re ok now. Those twits can’t bother/hurt you anymore now. You’re such a good person.”

Also me: *glares at Saltinette and other characters who weren’t abused/tortured yet they decided to behave terribly just to get whatever they want* “Oh come on! Stop lying and overreacting bitch, I’ve seen other abused and traumatized characters act better than you! And even if they weren’t going through such awful things, they would make better choices than you ever would.”

One time I saw other MB Xover ships here that gave me an aneurysm (not as much as MB x DC ships):

Izuku Midoriya wouldn’t approve of Marinette being a bit of a Yandere. Heck he would even not get too close to her since he was actually bullied a lot compared to her. She didn’t even get beat up in school or her civilian life yet she decided that her petty drama with her opps is “so traumatic.” He would even tell her off for being hypocritical and obsessive, “That’s not very heroic of you. You’re acting like a villain with your controlling ways.”

Heck even Danny Fenton/Phantom would quickly think, “Huh. She’s not the nice girl she portrays herself to be, what a dud. I don’t like the way she bosses me around even outside of our hero work. I’m starting to miss Valerie or even Sam now…”

*snickers* even the guys and gals from other franchises would be unnerved by Marinette’s control freak tendencies. “Stay away from this one, she pretends to be nice but actually wants control.” “Uh oh she’s a fake ass bitch!” “Shit, I hope to never work with her again!”

I’m starting to root for BakuDeku now…

“...what a dud.” ROFL

That gave me an idea.

Miraculous LadyDUD