#Annabeth would regret teaching Percy about capitalism somewhere down the track

[burgercheese1812]

As I person who collects funky/funny socks I headcannon that Perseus Jackson DEFINITELY has a collection of funky/funny socks.

Most of them are blue/ocean themed.

And most of which he ‘got’ on a quest with Annabeth and this is how it went:

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Percy: *shoving socks into his bag, one with dolphins on it, another with octopuses, so on*

Annabeth: Percy! You can’t take those that’s stealing! Put them back on the shelves!

Percy: Technically it’s not stealing. We sent Old Mother Hubbard straight back to her cupboard in Tartarus and I’m pretty sure she won’t be back for a good few decades. Meaning that this whole store of clothes isn’t going to have anyone to run it and when the landlord comes knocking for rent, who’s gonna pay them? No one. So, this store will be forced to close and where will all these socks go? That’s right, in the trash. SO I am actually just saving these socks from being thrown out.

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: I regret teaching you about Capitalism.

Percy: *laughs* anyway, now I can add these to my collection.

Annabeth: Percy, what.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: Remember that other store that-

*Monster shrieks in the distance*

Annabeth: Later we need to talk about this… obsession of yours.

Percy: BUT LOOK HOW FUNNY THEY ARE I CANT JUST LEAVE THEM??????