#Andy and Andrew(actually me) are twins

[clownsarthouse]

Folie à Deux - STOMACH BOOK

felt cute. Gonna post a draw idk if its gonna stay on paper or be a wip

[coff-in]

COFF-IN ITS ME AGAIN DEVIOUS ANON IS JUMPING BACK INTO THE GRAVE :D I missed you and I come offering new food (mostly bc I thirst for Andrew lord help me)

Childhood friend reader who is basically a third sibling (maybe even the oldest) to the Graves siblings! She's a literal girl-next-door, about 2 when Andrew was born, and due to being in the same neighborhood/Reader and her parents being relatively sociable, Andrew and reader were kinda mashed together from a young age and just told to play. Maybe Mrs. Graves dumped Andrew off at reader's house often bc she didn't want to handle him and hey, since he gets along so well with the neighbor's daughter, may as well use them like free babysitters. Reader is super sweet to Andy from early on and takes care of him like an older sister would. When Ashley joins the team, even better! It's not just his baby sister, it's *their* baby sister. Reader ends up being their closest and basically only friend through childhood and middle school and just about calls Andrew/Ashley her siblings-in-honor. Hell, her parents are probably more parental to Andrew/Ashley than their actual parents. I just think this is fun because I think this is a dynamic where I can potentially see Andrew floundering about in the friendzone/siblingzone because reader kinda considers him her brother and not a dating option but he wants to date her and seeing her find other guys drives him up the wall. Man probably casually walks reader around school to class and keeps his fingers in her belt loops and glares at any guy within a 20 ft radius when reader isn't looking. This is also one dynamic where I can potentially see Ashley *encouraging* Andrew to date a girl, because she wants them to be reader's priority just like in childhood and that won't work out if she gets a man, so if Andrew can snag her, she'll never leave them. This can be fluffy, but I can also see this going darker if Andrew and Ashley after escaping quarantine kind of show up at the reader's door and she's so happy to see them until she realizes that her childhood friends kinda...yk, are cannibals and murderers and will be going after their parents soon (assuming they didn't tell her about Nina). It's a reasonable reaction, but also they're like "...so you still love us, right?" and if reader hesitates even a second, she's kinda taken hostage in her own house. They wouldn't hurt her, they just...well, she looked like she was thinking about leaving, you know? The dynamic skews so toxic because they would absolutely guilt-trip the hell out of her and tell her that she's their last hope of continuing on and is she really going to condemn her siblings-in-honor/maybe boyfriend and sister-in-law to death?

notes from coff-in: DEVIOUS ANON I MISSED YOU!!! i hope you've been doing well and good :3 i'm so happy and honored that you missed me (i'm honored whenever anyone here gives me praise tbh). i also understand your need for andrew, haha! i'll let you in on a thought of mine: i've been thinking of a (relatively) normal younger sister/twin sister that seems to look up to ashley than andrew because ashley's a girl like [reader], so she's able to help her with girl issues like periods, bra/underwear shopping, soothing her mommy issues, etc and andrew is a bit jealous that baby sis likes or hangs out with ashley more than him but he's also embarrassed about this jealousy because he knows (subconsciously or consciously) that it stems from a want to be the person baby sis relies on more... but that's just an idea for later :3 welcome back to the coffin, devious anon, we're happy to have you here!

[fem] reader-insert, pseudo-incest

teehee :3 andrew's in love :3 he loves [reader] :3 he loves you :3 andrew loves you sooo much :3 he wants to kiss you so badly :3 andrew thinks about you every time he jerks his di--

sorry i had to get that out of me... know that renee graves (or should i keep calling her mrs graves??) would take the chance to dump andy onto [reader]'s family. she would STILL have the AUDACITY to say "oh raising you was so easy, i thought i could handle another one..." knowing damn well that it was a DIFFERENT FAMILY raising andrew. to be "fair", renee is 15 years old when she had andrew, she's bound to make dipshit decisions and take them for granted (like how tf do you ask your "disappointment" son for money then call him a freeloader, like what???)

i think being raised by [reader]'s family would highlight the abuse andrew and ashley face even more to them. also having [reader]'s family raise andy as one of their own children next to [reader] just barely manages to fulfill that taboo aspect of their relationship, you know? it's wonderful! like yeah, they're from two different families but andy sometimes slips and and refers to [reader] as his big sis (ashley does it on purpose) and when they take care of leyley, andy can't help but to think how leyley is their baby sister and they're like... mommy and daddy, you know?

i honestly can't really add more to this, the meal you cooked. THE MEAL YOU HAVE BLESSED US WITH, DEVIOUS ANON!!! IT'S SUPERB, IT'S DIVINE!! i'm riding your meat right now, get over here

ashley is doing that thing where she whispers in andrew's ear while he sleeps "you want to date [reader]. you want to keep here forever. you want her to never leave us." she's so silly, i love her. it would be so fucking sweet to if [reader] also saw andrew and ashley as her siblings also. ashley is being neglected/left out by her friends and [reader]'s like "hey guys, we should let ashley have a turn" or "hey ashley, do you have anything to add to the conversation?" and ashley's just, AUGH SHE'S SO SHOCKED, and like... i'm holding her gently in my hands i love her (THEY SHOULD KISS!!! RIGHT NOW!!!)

and the darker route... teehee :3c like... how would she ever find out? for all she should know, her psuedo-sibs/friends have returned from their awful quarantine and wanted to come over to say hi and stay with her for a bit! yippee!! but also the angst is so yummy, having [reader] tied in the back of their stolen car when they go to the new graves' residence and [reader] really thinking "do i turn them in? what if they come back to hurt me? would they hurt me either way?? maybe this is their last murder... yeah! they're just going to kill their parents and then everything will go back to normal!" poor poor [reader]... nothing is going to be normal again... AAAH HEHEHEHEH >:3c

thank you thank you thank you!

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coff-in

[momentsofamber]

so the other day my partner and I were talking about genetics ( science is his static SpIn ) and how the odds of their parents eyes in tcoaal would determine the kids' odds of having which color if their mother's green was a mutation ( based on how often their mom's shade changes between scenes, we decided it was like tcoaal hazel ) and if their father's pink was a dominant gene ( like brown irl ) and just looking at the odds data, it made me realize ... I kinda want to do multiple universes?

this is just some spitballing, but stay with me for a moment.

Role-Reversal: ( pink Andrew, green Ashley )

Andrew never outgrows the name Andy; his baby sister was the first person to call him that and that was that, that's his name forever.

Ashley goes by Lye as an adult; she went by Leyley as a child and Lye later became a nickname from it.

( rando: what's Lye short for? Lye: Leyley. rando: ... what? No, really. Lye: Reaaally ... Andy, nonchalantly: It's Ash-ley. Lye: -glaaare- Who cares what it used to be short for, it's just Lye now, okay? )

( Andy: 'Andy and Ashley' sounds so much better for a duo. You have to agree with me, right? Lye, flatly amused: ... You mean you don't like the sound of 'Andrew and Lye'? Andy, eyetwitch but pointedly ignoring that: So as I was saying -- )

These two will follow the canon story(ies) with everything as mirrored as it can be.

yandere twins: ( pink Andrew, pink Ashley )

not actually twins. but kind of.

they were born on the same day two years apart and share the same shade of pink eyes.

both have clinical bpd ( Andy w/ hpd traits, Leyley w/ aspd traits ) and thus suffer from and frequently demonstrate symptoms of obsessive and/or lovesick tendencies.

they've been sexually involved with each other since Andy hit puberty. of course Andy hits it first, being two years older, but they don't have intercourse until Leyley hits puberty too. Andy says their "real first time" 'won't be as special for Leyley if her body isn't ready for such a mature experience too'. it's torture for him to watch and wait for his sister to blossom, and Leyley repeatedly insists that 'no, she's ready NOW though!!' … but it does end up being well-worth the wait for both of them.

violence is flirting for these two.

'Do you know how badly I wanna kill you right now? Just so that I'll be the very last thing you'll ever see and feel.' is romantic.

they continue to use Andy and Leyley as names into adulthood no matter how often they get told it's childish or whatever.

kuudere twins: ( green Andrew, green Ashley )

same premise as above but the not-twins share green eyes. ( however, there is a high chance I will give them different shades due to their mother's eye color being a mutation. )

Andrew goes by Drew as an adult because he says Andy is 'too childish' now.

Ashley legally changes her name to Lillian as an adult so that she can go by Lily for short because it's close to Leyley and 'she doesn't feel like an Ashley and she never did'.

both Drew and Lily respect each other's name preferences and only use Andy and Leyley to refer to themselves or each other in the past.

their mother continues to call Lily 'Ashley' out of spite to the day that she dies because 'I named you, so that's what I'm calling you'.

these two are better at communicating their attachment and feelings for each other through things like physical touch and acts of service.

they both definitely have alexithymia.

they often don't quite know how to say things with words so they try to show things instead. ( sometimes they jokingly call their ability to communicate without words a twin bond. )

[maks-punchout-hyperfixtion]

*cracks knuckles* ay folks you get a tumbler exclusive for awhile because I'm to lazy to actually go onto ao3

Reminder time!! This is my a.u and is not a direct depiction of spo/wii aran Ryan's personality

Tw's: slightly detailed injuries, reference to Macbeth, and self harm by hot water

Thanks to: @atypical-artisan for helping with errors and formatting

“Aran! C’mon we're going to be late!”

Absolutely no response came from the guy. Having Andrew sigh as if it was a daily occurrence now.

“Give the kid a break this is the longest he’s been separated from Ardin since..” Roree took her brush and tapped it seven times before snapping. “Since that time the school separated them by accident!”

“Roree, that's not something to be excited about.” Andrew pinched the bridge of his nose. “I don't got time for this! I have a match in an hour!”

“Andy it's not until 3.”

“If you're not early you're-”

“late blah blah blah you know i think Deedee knows a german fella you would love.”

“If I wasn't pissed already I would smack you.”

“Oh I would love to see you try!”

Andrew growled and Started to head upstairs, muttering about the upcoming fight. And complaining about Lucky being a whole sea away for another disaster, as he turned and opened the door.

“Aran!- I said- down Cu- I said come on!” Andrew pushed the dog down before giving it a small pat. He looked directly at the bed that had Aran in it. “I know you ain't sick lad, otherwise we would have been to the doctors already… again…”

“i rather be there then see another one of ye go against the bi-”

“Watch your tone.”

Andrew attempted to step over the random clothing and items on the floor, the kid loved to do big projects but god forbid he cleans his room, as he then took Aran’s blanket and pulled them off.

“Hey!”

“You’re goin’. I'm not leaving you: a teenager who witnessed his twin get sent to the hospital because of a damn cheater, alone in a house with more than enough to make us wo-OW!”

Aran slid a pair of horseshoes onto Andrew's foot, and despite seeing it coming it still hurt. Andrew shook his foot before glaring at Aran and picking up the horseshoes.

“You're going, rather you're being willing or not. And I can hold up me own with you so I suggest-”

“Yeah I'm feckin’ going lieutenant bollox.”

That got a smack from Andrew as Aran got up. Who just rolled his eyes and grabbed a sleeveless hoodie from the ground. Andrew rolled his eyes before sighing.

“Ye know we care about ya right?”

“Mhm.”

“..look Aran I promise that im goin’ to remind her not to fuck around with us.”

“And how will you do that?”

Aran took a glance at the horseshoes before stuffing them in his own hoodie’s pocket.

“Going with a different style.”

There were multiple reasons why Andrew never cheated. First, it reminded him of how unfair the world could truly be, the second stemmed from Ardin who once saw Aran break his hand from the horseshoe in glove tactic and now gets on top of people who do that. The 3rd reason was self explanatory, it was just wrong. He got here fair and square and he always wanted to stay like that.

Plus hitting a girl with horseshoes that were your own brother’s seemed wrong. But after a week of hearing the girl shit talk his own family the final straw was definitely close to breaking now.

Yet at the same time, it was still cheating. Even Narcis got onto him about it. Yes he wanted revenge for putting his sister in the hospital but she was 19 and able to stand her own ground normally.

“This is a mistake,” He muttered, adjusting his gloves.

There was a faint line that showed where the horseshoes were. He had time to call for a glove check. That would make a fair fight. He turned around to his coach but before he could say anything his opponent started yapping.

“Ey! Rran! You ready to prove to your own country that your family is full of weak and pathetic people? Thought your sister would relay the message!”

Rran- I mean Andrew snapped his head back, giving his opponent a death glare as his coach tapped him on the shoulder.

“Ay, you need something lad?”

Andrew thought for a moment before the bell signaling the start sounded.

“Just have medics on stand by.”

He got up from his corner, hearing the announcer shout the name Aran Ryan, god he's going to need to change that soon, with a lot more accuracy then the bitch Infornt of him ever actually did.

God will it be a blessing for her to shut up and have a ruined face.

The referee stepped onto the mat in-between the two, not uncommon when you put two enemies together in a match, and pulled out a piece of paper.

“Ight let's get this over with. This is a time trial so you only have 3 minutes. Once those three minutes are up you both go back to your corners and I'll decide the winner. You both should know the tko and ko rules by now right?”

“Yeah yeah can we get punching now?”

“Andrew, I will personally give you 20 euros if you break her mouth.”

Punch blade looked quite offended at that as Andrew just rolled his eyes.

“Oh relax about him.”

He glared at punch blade.

“I'm going to do much much worse.”

As the bell rung again Andrew’s coach went over to the doors, specifically where Roree and Aran were.

“Shouldn't yo-”

“I'm getting the medics like he asked. Wanna come?”

“No thanks. I got the short straw with this one.”

Aran slightly nudged Roree for that statement, solely because it wasn't a wise discussion even for him to smack someone who has a metal weight on her wrist. That alone was probably 5 pounds. Let alone the fact she was kinda an official arms wrestler. He proceeded to watch the fight, only slightly noticing something was off.

“Hey Roree?”

“Hm?”

“I think he broke her back.”

“Oh very fu- wait what.”

As if on cue as Roree turned around she saw Andrew push the screaming girl off of him, and landed a kick right in the stomach. Not a signature move in the ring. But definitely a signature move outside of it. And it always landed someone in the hospital and him in the station.

“Oh shit- uh Aran im going to run somewhere you just um stay.”

Aran just gave a thumbs up as Roree ran into the hall.

Meanwhile the referee started the count as soon as punch blade hit the floor, but stopped when he saw Andrew pull another punch directly in her face.

“Hey. Andrew, that's enough! Back to your corner!”

But Andrew didn't care, he continued the punches, landing them in spots that would definitely leave more than a bruise.

The only time he stopped was when a blade sliced over his glove, cutting it open, Resulting in the horseshoe falling out and a gasp from the crowd, even Aran looked shocked at the scene.

The shock eventually wore off as punch blade took her knife out of her glove and attempted to stab Andrew with it, only for him to grab her arm and smash the horseshoe right onto it.

The look in his eyes was almost chilling as he lifted the thing up, like he was contemplating something, before he smashed the horseshoe right into her mouth. Breaking past the mouth guard and cracking a few teeth, the second time did a few in.

He then grabbed her hair and smashed the side of her head, right where her ear was. He was about to go for her neck next when something grabbed the horseshoe and yanked it out of his hand.

“Jesus fuck Andrew enough! She's down! You won!”

Roree tossed the horseshoe aside and grabbed Andrew's arm and pulled him away while a medic looked at punch blade. The ring was now stained with blood.

“Dude the hell did you do to her?”

The referee got onto the ring while looking at punch blade, causing Andrew to look too.

Frankly what was listed wasn't the only thing he apparently did, there was a gash on her head and she was spitting pieces of teeth and mouth guard out, but she was clenching the side of her torso, specifically where the ribs were. And it was clear her arm was broken, or at least fractured. Her leg was sprained. Frankly Andrew didn't actually recall what he did or didn't do, but the horrified look on the peoples faces he could see spelled it all.

He almost killed her.

“Andrew?”

No response, what was there to say anyways? ‘oh i'm sorry for nearly killing you’?

Like he could have gotten the words out, his entire body was shaking, almost near hyperventilating.

Without another word he pulled his arm away from Roree, got up and rushed off the ring. Not even stopping as his sister yelled for him, then he was just gone.

It was only an hour after statements were given and the fun of it. In full frank nobody in any of the WVBA's would say anything bad about Andrew, hell shark bite from Australia even said he should have killed Lucy, yet it was completely useless as the officials found a letter of resignation and Andrew’s locker cleaned out shortly after they went to find him. Causing quite the worry in some of the Ireland officials and his own siblings.

“I'm sure he's fine. This was just. Something out of the ordinary he’ll come back!”

“No. No Aran he isn't.”

Roree sighed as she stopped herself from putting her head on the steering wheel of the car. Aran was holding his horseshoes Andrew stole, a case wasn't opened so it wasn't used as evidence, Aran wished it was though. It was probably more blood then horseshoe now, he had it wrapped in a couple of paper towels but they didn't do a good job of absorbing the blood. And frankly he was still scared of the whole thing, funny considering the fact he wasn't scared of anything else.

“Aran. If he's home I don't want you talking to him. Not yet anyways.”

Aran was about to protest as Roree held up her hand.

“You. You don't know this side of him. Frankly I rather you don't even come inside ‘til I tell you. Just, leave us alone to talk. Alright?”

There was more worry in her voice now. As if she was contemplating what she would find when she got home.

“Actually. If he is home -call Narcis, he had a fight with an Irish rookie today he should still be here, unless he actually likes making 2 to 6 hour trips.”

They stopped at their house, seeing Andrew’s bike just tossed onto the ground.

“Well at least he made it home in one piec- wait when did bring his bike?!”

“I think he just kept it there just in case.”

“Aran do me a favor and don't do that when you and Ardin move to new york. They're worse than here.”

Roree got out of the car and tossed her phone over to Aran.

“Narcis’s name is under ‘golden bastard’- don't tell Andrew- I'm going to go talk to him.”

Aran gave a thumbs up again as Roree went inside, her first notice was the mirror being foggy, the second was hot water being run.

“Andrew, you better not have been trying to wash your hands clean of blood like Lady Macbeth with hot water again!”

The water was shut off as the sound of a towel being quickly wrapped around hands was heard. How? Because he kept hitting the sink with his hand as Roree noticed him cleaning the sink from water drops.

“Andrew.”

“what?”

“The hell are you doing?”

“...dishes.”

“What dishes? I did them this morning before we left!”

Andrew stayed silent as Roree walked over, steam was still leaving the stink as she grabbed the towel and pulled it off, seeing his typically slightly tan but still pale skin being sunburnt red. She just sighed as if this wasn't the first time.

“I'm not going to bug you on that. Why did you quit?”

“Why? Ain’t it obvious?”

Roree just shook her head at that.

“Andy, nobody in that association is going to turn you in. Hell they'll even drop the to-”

“I don't care. I still broke my own morals and almost killed someone in the ring!”

“That's.. well that's a bit of an over statement aint it?”

“Oh when the hell is it?!”

Andrew slammed his hand on the sink, before pulling it back.

“It doesn't matter, Roree. I'm not going back to a place that allows filthy cheaters to compete.”

“Aran’s a filthy cheater. I’m a filthy cheater. Are you saying-”

“You two are different. And again it doesn't and will not matter! Frankly I was already planning on quitting. This was just a send off.”

Roree was taken aback a bit from that.

“But you love boxing! It was your dream! What changed?”

“There's a difference between a dream and a reality, Roree. My dream was boxing. The reality is that no matter what somebody is going to cheat someone out of something.”

Andrew put a hand on his head. “I'm getting a headache. I'm going to bed.”

Before Roree could say anything he tossed the towel onto her head and walked off to his room. The door slammed shut as he entered it. Roree just looked onwards. Pondering if he was being serious or not. Then the front door slammed open.

“DUDE YOU BROKE THE FECKIN' HANDLE!”

well on the high note. At Least they could now replace that ugly door handle Narcis just ripped off. Roree didn't say anything, just pointed to Andrew’s room as Narcis Sprinted to his room. She proceeded to glare at Aran.

“What?”

“I told you to just call him.”

“I did!”

“You said something, what was it?”

“Just a recap of everything.”

“I'm never trusting you with calling someone ever again.”

[arrows-unofficial-ocs]

For the plot bunny askgame: Iain Armitage + Disney’s Descendants + Harriet love interest, please??

@dancingsunflowers-ocs 💖

name: anthony andrew davis

age: same as harriet and edward

sexuality: heterosexual

job: student

love interest: harriet radcliffe

brief summary: the only son of andy davis, anthony and his twin sister, maisie, had found themselves attending by auradon by chance. they’d never lived the most exciting lives. quite the opposite actually. life for the davis family had always been quiet. anthony had really ever considered things like magic until he’d received the invitation to attend auradon. but it was quite the honor and so, off to boarding it was for anthony and maisie. at first, they mostly met the kids from the extraordinary. but slowly, anthony and maisie found those more their speed. that included the radcliffe twins, edward and harriet. anthony and edward became fast friends but it was harriet that anthony felt himself falling for as they aged.

5 adjectives to describe them: quiet, intelligent, stubborn, pragmatic, studious

faceclaim: iain armitage

send me a fandom and i’ll create a plot bunny for it

[crayonverse]

MORE FNAF AU ART‼️‼️💥💥

Here’s some Cassidy lore + the Puppet (it’s not Charlie) (Cassidy uses he/she btw)

Something horrible to know, Cassidy hated Fredbear’s/Freddy’s. He thought the animatronics were too creepy and only played arcade games there. The week before her birthday she actually started coming around on them. And then on his birthday…

There’s some stuff I changed about my Cassidy/golden Freddy (obviously the first being “It’s You!” For cass) “it’s me” goes to Andrew! (They’re my golden duo in my au :3)

The fredbear plush he has in the drawing used to belong to Andrew. Cass n Andy r twins !!

Cassidy takes on the vengeful spirit mantle n Andrew is classed as “the one you shouldn’t have killed”

[filmfirecr4cker]

twin peaks notes!!!

okay so these are all my notes and thoughts on the pilot and the first episode :3 enjoy.

pilot:

“it (the story) encompasses the all. it is beyond the fire, though few would know that meaning” 

“laura is the one” 

god josie is actually so beautiful 

sarah's paranoid has everyone caught off guard. i wonder if she knows something we dont

i love the choice they made having pete’s pov of finding laura be shot handheld. it makes it so much more off-putting and found-footagey

I LOVE LUCY SHES SO CUTE

sheriff harry truman you are so beautiful to me <3 

poor andy :(

the shot of the palmer’s stairwell is so off-putting i love it 

AUDREYYYYY god shes so cunty 

the way leland holds onto harry’s jacket was such a good character choice 

goddd shelly is so gorgeous 

all the ladies are so beautiful lets be real 

shelly and bobby are linking 

bobby and laura were dating 

laura was 17 when she died 

i like the detail of aurdey changing from her oxfords to red heels when she gets to school 

james’s goofy ass haircut.. like girl whatever

the last time mrs. palmer saw laura was 9pm 

she had just come from bobby’s 

laura’s phone rang sometime that night 

the wide shot of the pulaski girl walking across the bridge is so fucking good 

james said “laura was the one” which is probably referencing the fact that she was the one for him but its also an echo of the log lady said in the intro as well sooo

AHHHHHHHHHH SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER FBI MY POOKIE BUTTTTTTTT 

oh my god i love him so so much actually 

i like how harry and coop meet at the end of the hallway and walk towards the camera and then the camera starts moving with them 

coop is actually so funny i love him. him and his trees 

you can tell harry fell for him right when he asked about the firs BWHAHAHA

while they were in the elevator, there was a man with one arm 

ronette repeated “dont go there” 

laura was dr jacoby’s patient 

laura’s parents didn’t know she was seeing him.. i wonder why?

i dont know if this was intentional or not but while dr. jacoby was talking to coop and harry, he was touching the hula girl on his tie under her skirt. idk i just noticed it and it weirded me out. fucking freak 

laura had a letter "r" under her nail on her ring finger. it seems like the killer is leaving a clue maybe??

apparently this is something coop has seen before 

snake and donna are dating 

laura’s last diary entry was “asparagus for dinner again. i hate asparagus. does this mean ill never grow up? nervous about meeting j tonight.” 

i love how lynch creates the atmosphere of twin peaks. it feels wet and cold 

“tell harry i didn’t cry.” oh andyyyyyy he’s so sweet. poor thing 

the video tape of donna and laura is so cute 

coop is so good at his job. thats my man

“you didn’t love her anyway” YEAH GET HIS ASS GET HIM 

audrey loves to cause problems on purpose and i support her 

snake and that gayass pose he does up against the wall 

laura was cheating on bobby with james 

donna definitely had feelings for laura and she fell into the trap of being in love with her best friend then hooking up with the boy she was with to feel close to her “i wanna kiss his lips bc they taste like you” kind of vibe yk?

love all the shots of the woods 

did ronette escape or was she let go?

the found laura’s half heart necklace and a note that says “fire walk with me” written in blood

james has the other half  

in the deposit box they found a flesh world magazine with ronette’s picture circled inside it and about $10,000 cash 

and there’s a pic of leo’s truck in the mag as well 

leo is shelly’s abusive ugly fucking husband. i hope he dies 

shelly is cheating on him with bobby 

the actor that plays leo is so bad LMAOOO 

the snowshoe rabbit :((((

coop is so fascinated by the flora and fauna of twin peaks and i love how he tells harry all about it (asking him questions and stuff). its so sweet

andrew packard was josie’s late husband who died in a boating accident a little over a year prior and he was katherine's brother. josie ended up inheriting everything that katherine would have so i guess that explains why she has a stick up her ass...

log lady is here!!! love her 

harry and coop are literally “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” LMAOOOO

i love harry sm. he's always looking out for everyone; hes such a good sheriff <3

teresa banks was the case that coop had mentioned earlier that made him think that laura’s death was connected somehow 

donna’s sister harriet is so cute. her being a poet and everything 

bobby is so annoying smhhhh 

“oh we’ll find her. dont you worry about that.” now why would you say it like that TO HER DAD YOU FREAK oh my god boys are so fucking stupid and creepy 

i wonder why snake and bobby are called “mutt” and “jeff” by joey and scotty????

ed and norma are having an affair and it seems like they’ve had feelings for each other for a while 

norma’s husband is in jail for manslaughter (yikes bitch)

oh coop is whittling i love him :(( 

HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP GOD

he’s by best friend guys like actually 

“you think they spotted us?” “gimme a donut.” LMAOOOOO LIKE???

laura was wrapped up in some fucked up stuff apparently 

“i knew her more that she thought i did.” ughhhhhhhhh kms

bobby killed somebody!! 

OOOOO THEY KISSED DONNA AND JAMES KISSED!! god it kinda was gross like they were literally eating each other’s faces BWHAHHA 

they buried their half of the necklace 

bobby is such a punk bitch 

OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE FUCKING CRAZY EYES DAMN

james looks like a cornered dog 

awww doc hayward and donna’s relationship is so sweet smhhh

lucy is such an angel with her little donut buffet 

EWWWWWWW WHY ARE THEY (snake and bobby) BARKING FUCKING TWEAKERS GODDAMN?!??!??!

josie and harry are so so cuteeeeeeee i love them 

harry literally pulled the baddest bitches in the entire show 

katherine is plotting evilly in her armchair WITH MR HORNE

god i love how foreboding the shot of the palmers stairwell is 

someone found the necklace donna and james buried and it looks like mrs. palmer had a vision about that or something??

lots of cheaters in this town LMAOOO

"it's beyond the fire" and "fire walk with me" what is the fire???

episode 1:

“behind all things are reasons. reasons can even explain the absurd.”  

HIS ASS IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO

his fucking sock garters COME ON

“diane, it struck me again earlier this morning. there are two things that continue to trouble me and im speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau but also as a human being. what really went on between marilyn monroe and the kennedys? and who really pulled the trigger on jfk?” LIKE BITCH!!! I HATE HIM (affectionately)

coop is so real for being transfixed with audrey bc me too

laura tutored audrey’s brother johnny 

johnny is said to have “emotional problems” bc he’s 27 and in the third grade. im assuming its some mental disability 

audrey said that “emotional problems” run in the family 

audrey you are so strange girl. love you tho

i love how everybody in the station has donuts in their mouths LMAOOOO 

i also love how coop says "three for three" after he sees andy, lucy, and harry all eating donuts

laura’s cause of death was blood loss

leo has a big old blood stain on one of his shirts :0

EW YOU FREAK LET GO OF HER GOD 

his nasty ass ponytail fucking barf

laura was doing cocaine 

james has been the only one who seems to have been the most honest whilst being interrogated (yk excluding the part about the locket) 

laura, bobby, and snake have been in cahoots with leo. im guessing it has to do with drugs 

laura’s video played again and it stopped on a frame of her face and her voice whispered “help me” 

big ed is james’s uncle 

harry knows about ed and norma

someone drugged ed at the roadhouse 

coop has some of his FBI guys coming down to examine laura’s body 

ed gave a little gesture to hawk when he returned james back to him, which hawk mirrored back to him. they seem to be touching the side of their eyes/temples? and wiping down, like a tear maybe??? what’s up with that?

james’s mom is out of town 

HEHEHHEHE HARRY CALLING THEM SHERLOCK AND WATSON 

pete and josie have a sweet relationship too :((

pete kind of reminds me of my dad a little bit 

laura helped josie with her english 

she aid that the last time she saw laura, she was upset about something but they didn’t talk about it. laura then told josie “i think i now understand how you feel about your husbands death.” whatever that means

katherine is such a cunt i hate her so much

of course cooper would know what shenanigans means 

katherine is cheating on pete with benjamin horne. gross. 

she and mr. horne are trying to bankrupt the mill. he also suggests that they burn it down

EWWWWW OH MY GOD HES KISSING/SUCKING HER TOESSSSS NOOOOOOOOO

so donna went over to the palmer’s house, and sarah suddenly hallucinated and thought donna was laura. then she saw a creepy guy crouching and looking up at her from a bed? and promptly started freaking out

rosette worked at the horne’s department store as a salesgirl at the perfume counter and joked it was “the sweet job she ever had”

the one armed man is back!!!

“laura died two days ago. i lost you years ago.” mr. horne said this to audrey and it gives us some insight into their relationship (i hope they elaborate on this more in the future)

okay so it looks like bobby comes from a religious and military home

his father is def the dominant head of the family. he has a strong presence and his wife seems to be more meek compared to him. very “good christian wife” core. thats not a dig at her, she seems sweet enough, but when general briggs slaps bobby for putting a cigarette in his mouth at dinner, she does nothing about it 

laura helped norma with the “meals on wheels program” that laura helped organize. she really does seem like such a golden child

the log apparently saw something the night laura died  

god, the way shelly’s face dropped when leo asked about his shirt gave me chills

laura recorded tapes for dr. jacoby

“i just know im gonna get lost in those woods again tonight. i just know it.” (laura on one of her tapes)

she also mentioned a  “mystery man”. i wonder if its the creepy guy sarah hallucinated or something

ohhhhh so it was dr. jacoby who found the other half of the necklace 

[bambipickle]

1, 3, 7, 12, 13, 20, 22, 27, 28 and 29 make an entire playlist for me

Ok so this is referring to an ancient reblog of mine

1 three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle "Deep Space" by Blank Banshee. "hakuiki (the last stage of change at the deceased remains" by my dead girlfriend (死んだ僕の彼女). "Mrahc" by Title Fight.

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with obviously "keep my address to yourself, cause we need secrets!" by Fucking Werewolf Asso. I think the tik tok song about Marcin the hamster also qualifies. Other than that i listen to "Youth and Lust" by Cold Cave a lot.

7. three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved first that comes to mind is "ADHDLGBTHWDP". "Passenger" by Deftones or any Deftones song for that matter, cause i really thought I'd grown out of nu metal. A lot of polish songs, since i dont hold polish music in high regard, but also wouldn't go as far as to say i "love" them now, just tolerate/like.

12. three favourite songs from video games this one's easy. Cyberpunk 2077's adaptation of folk song "Kōjō no Tsuki" takes the cake, always mesmerizing. "Worlds" by (as far as i remember) the Unresolved, also from Cyp77. "Fahkeet" by Light Club from Hotline Miami 2. There's so much more

13. three songs you want at your funeral i actually made a playlist for my funeral a few years back but it's not rly that serious. anyways, "Sea, Swallow Me" by Cocteau Twins, "Death Is Not the End" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, "No Below" by Speedy Ortiz (incidentally also a song from a video game).

20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one "Rosenrot" by Rammstein. "I Luv the Valley OH!" by Xiu Xiu. "Patolove" by Zdechly Osa.

22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad "Locket" by Crumb. "So You Wanna Be A Superhero" by Carissa's Wierd. "Violence" by Andy Stott.

27. three songs that you sing while drunk "Kino" by The Knife. "Stein Um Stein" by Rammstein. "Fucc the Devil" by Andrew Jackson Jihad.

28. three best songs to get drunk or high to "Vanished" by Crystal Castles. "Secret Motel" by Xiu Xiu. "2007" by You Love Her (Coz She's Dead). I just think these noisy electronic punk songs are trippy enough by themselves.

29. three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives) hard to pick three but here we go. "Not In Love" by Crystal Castles - first non-metal/rock i really enjoyed, it basically dragged me into electronica and noise. "Rumpus Room" by Xiu Xiu - the song that pulled me into xiu xiu hell, even though i knew xiu before just with this song i became obsessed (and the live gig of course). "My Favorite Black Cat" by Lebanon Hanover - just something i'd listened a lot in my (recent) darkest times. Wouldn't say it motivated me to get help but certainly did have some influence.

jesus this took forever. anyway, here's the playlist

[yanderefairyangel]

Regarding the FE 4 remake, do you think they will remove the Arivs x Deirdre plot ? After all, the Fell twins did create quite the controversy.

No I don't think they will remove it but I don't think it's comparable to the Fell twins thing.

The Twins are non plot relevant character locked behind a DLC whose support conversation with Alear has 0 siblings teasing and that you can even romance, meaning IS will deny any allegations. It's more "IS shoot themselves in the foot in making the twins a compelling romance for most of the fandom" but they are optional romance and the only incidence is that IS will avoid making anything canon between them and Alear (excep the ship tease with Nel). It's basically falling into the same situation as Rhealeth where you gonna have some fans trying to prove "they are related" regardless of what the game has to say or doesn't have to say about it.

Arvis and Deirdre are a canon couple that must happen for plot sake and they won't get rid of it because it is what it is : it is supposed to make you uncomfortable. The reason why it might sucks for ship with Alear and the twins is that it wasn't supposed to make people feel uncomfortable hence the "can't be related if multiverse" thing. Arvis and Deirdre is supposed to be something that makes you feel uncomfortable. It reminds me of how I heard people adding a loscest route in the game called the Coffin of Andy and Leyley saying that "if the game doesn't condemn it then it's bad writing" but that's the thing : it's an horror game where the siblinghood bewteen Andrew and Ashely is nothing but toxic, this addition only add a nex layer of disturbing and it is supposed to make people feel uncomfortable like the cannibalism stuff. Arvis and Deirdre is that, and its clearly portrayed as not a good thing : in the manga, Deirdre is having shivers each time Arvis touches her and says it's as if her body was rejecting her. Their union was planned out by the big baddies to bring back the literal Demon who feast on the life of innocent children and resulted into Julia's poor health (at least in the manga, idk abou the game) so it's clearly bad. And 3H managed to get some of this with the whole "Mercedes's step father tried to marry her leading Jeritza to lose his mind". Because it is here on purpose to make the viewer uncomfortable, it will stay. Besides, IS clearly don't care about this couple since they actually ship Deirdre x Sigurd, so I see 0 reason for them to even think of removing it.

but that's if were even get a FE4 remake to begin with

[agentstarkid]

Merry Christmas birthday twin!!!! And what a wonderful gift a new chapter!!! Aaahhhh!!!!! I was so excited reading it with barely contained excitement.

Anyway, I can’t with the damn article?! Like already? Leave my girl alone she’s barely been with Ruben and they’re already trying to fuck this up. The interview she did now….why do I feel like she was being a little tiny bit shady when she said “he’s steady he doesn’t allow outside noise to come between us” because I know a certain someone that couldn’t handle it (yes im still upset about Daniel breaking easily when she started getting shit)

Also, what do you mean they were at the wedding with their other partners?!?! And the whole puffing of chests? 🤭 I would’ve said “man, put your titties away…at least until we get home 😉”

Personally I think she should come out with an EP like “all my vulnerable songs I didn’t want to put out but here’s me baring my soul” and fuck it, you should totally use all of Taylor swift’s songs I mean what is she gonna do? complain? Ok, I made myself really laugh with that one. Especially use Sabrina Carpenter’s sad ballads cause they’re insanely well done I mean have you heard Cindy Lou Who? Opposite? HEARTBREAKING

Also I wouldn’t be too mad at our girl releasing some horny songs about rúben (again cough Sabrina Carpenter cough) that would totally result in an even more jealous daniel which personally I feel is deserved. But imagine her releasing bed chem about Ruben and then when she eventually gets back together with Daniel she releases Juno hehe just cause I feel like she could only ever talk about having kids with Daniel.

And that picture Daniel deleted?!?! Dead, I just know the drama about this that’s gonna come out is gonna be insane especially when they find out the boyfriend and girlfriend weren’t there ugh!!! Never ending cycle

I will come back in 6 months for the next chapter (yes im poking fun at the fact that you wouldn’t update cause of you’re indecisiveness about the graphics and song choices)

which is so silly, I would read alphabet soup that you randomly threw on a piece of paper because that would be another piece of art just like this

Anyways bestie, well and truly amazingly done 💐

This was an amazing Christmas present yaaay to all of us who celebrate 🎉 🍾 🙌🏼

💜

merry christmas and happy new year, bday twin! 🥳 i rushed to finish the chapter that afternoon, right before xmas eve's dinner lol i dropped the bomb and then i ran for my life 🤪

those two articles felt like the scooby gang unmasking the villain iykyk, like 'let's see who's been behind all that bs thrown at my Queen... AHA! gotcha, you bastard!' (? AND THE INNER CIRCLE 👏🏽 STEPPED 👏🏽 UP!!! 👏🏽 my boy andrew, aka andy aka vitto's baby daddy, is stepping up to manage the chaos that is her life and lighten it up a little bit, and for onceeee he is someone who actually cares about girlie's well-being!

the interview was fun to write (and also, becky's interview was really nice to listen to!). she sees rúben as a lighthouse in the middle of a storm—he came into her life right when she needed stability, assurance that she is worthy of being loved for who she is, and a little discipline. with that i'm not saying that daniel lacked discipline but (to me) rúben feels soooo...idk...centered and focused i guess?? like he can be fun and goofy but he's also super calm and communicates bluntly/clearly how he feels and what he thinks of something. and what was one of the main reasons her relationship with danny-boy fell apart? lack of clear communication. so in my head, he teaches her the importance of this skill and how to use it.

the whole 'puffing of chests' was actually a little oopsie on my part 😅 there was a part riiiight after the wedding where rúben was supposed to attend the monaco gp as a rbr guest, and he & daniel (who was rbr's 3rd driver back then) were suppose to see each other in the garage and be all macho about it lol but then i realized that rúbencito went to that race but in 2022 so it didn't fit with my current timeline. it was a last minute decision to take that off the chapter which led me to forget to change the group chat's texts hehe sooo oops! 🫣 BUT THE WEDDING!!!! I've been planning the whole chapter around that event since the actual wedding happened lol i wanted to rush the 2022 chapters just so i could do this chapter 😂

imagine the drama™—daniel and girlie seeing each other for the first time over a year after the breakup. each with their own partners. girlie seeing (for the very first time) ((live, with her very own eyes)) daniel with heidi. daniel seeing girlie with rúben. AND (i thought this was funny) girlie and heidi wearing kind of the same shade of dress to the reception!!!! *GASP* *IS SHOCKED IN SPANISH* 😱😱😱😱

and fuck it, you should totally use all of Taylor swift’s songs I mean what is she gonna do? complain?

that made me laugh!! 😂 she's honestly so relatable with her songs, when ttpd came out i remember listening to the songs and being 'this sooo dan-yn core!' 'this describes girlie so well' and so on and on lol I'VE BEEN DYING TO USE CINDY LOU WHO SINCE IT CAME OUT!!!!!! fun fact: the qatar gp being where the rumours of daniel and heidi 'being' together started came straight from "Maybe he met you somewhere in the desert." 😌

oh this is a new era, babes—'horny & depressed but still slaying' is the new aesthetic 😏😜 just cuz ilysm: if you can, listen to + (más) by aitana feat. cali & el dandee as a hw for the next album 😉 (that's another song that i've been basing this series on)

I will come back in 6 months for the next chapter (yes im poking fun at the fact that you wouldn’t update cause of you’re indecisiveness about the graphics and song choices)

i'm a libra, bestie. indecisiveness is my middle name, i can't help it lmaooooo hopefully i'll be able to post a bit more on schedule now (fingers crossed 🤞🏽) but there might or might not be two little things coming out really soon 👀 also! i have the other album covers i did for revenant, should i post them for funsies??

thank you so so sooo much for reading and waiting, and taking the time to talk to me about it 🥰 it truly makes me giggle and kick my feet everytime i receive one of these!!! (even if it takes me a little while to answer because i get overstimulated ((in the best way)) and don't know what to say) 💖

[hopes-memorial]

For the holidays, and in return of gracious gifts their friends and partners had given them, everyone was here and ready to share the festivities and give everyone gifts of their own.

For Amai, Andrew had gotten his partner a pastel hoodie that reminded him of them the minute he first saw it, a simple pair of outfits for their rabbits. From Yuuki, they had gotten him a small rabbit shaped night light. It seemed like something they'd like. Not only was this a Christmas gift to them, it was also a small thank you gift for the soup they made for him a little bit ago.

For Shion, Reid had gotten him traveling tea set and a small assortment of face masks. They weren't the disposable ones like he normally wore but they had little designs and patterns she thought he'd like. And from Riley, she had gotten him a silly raccoon shirt.

For Yousuke, Riley was somewhat pleased to give him the hunting knife she found. She would have preferred giving him the one she was making at that moment, but time wasn't on her side this time. Knowing well that her sister was going to be giving him more weapons, Reid gave Yousuke an assortment of different first aid items and a hunter's bag to go along with them.

Aika was visibly excited when handing Matsuri her gift, hoping that she'd like an old school horror-themed makeup set. She had another gift in mind but... the mochi did not come out edible.

Alestria had gifts for both Botan and Masao. For Botan, she gave him a kimono haori. And seeing that she wasn't as acquainted with the latter as she was the former, she hoped that Masao would like the bonsai starter kit she had gotten for him.

Admittedly, Akashi did need a bit of help from his mother choosing a gift for Yotsuba but together they settled for a comic book letterman jacket. But that was a gift from him. With the jacket, he also had a few gifts from his mother, the first being a large pecan pie made by herself and the second being a voucher for a few free massage sessions to a massage therapist she always recommend for her pupils.

This is long, so I'm putting it all under a cut for the sake of the dash, but ahhhhhhhhh

From Andrew

"Andie, you didn't have to get me anything. Wah, but Amai is so so happy that you thought about me. Hehe, you really are just the sweetest ever!"

Though, they were a little in awe of just how thoughtful he really was. Amai knew Andrew was a thoughtful guy, but these were just... they were really perfect for them.

"Oh my gosh... these are so cute! Chiffon and Castella will love them, hehe. And this hoodie... you know me so well! It's so cute and perfect, Amai loves it!"

They can't help but to warp their arms around him, humming softly in delight. "Thank you so much, Andie... You're the best."

From Yuuki

Admittedly, they didn't expect anything from Yuuki, so Amai was pleasantly surprised to get something from him, especially when it was so cute!

"Wow, wow, this is perfect! Hehe, Amai knows exactly where to put this, thank you, thank you, Yuu-kun!"

From Reid

"Reid, Merry Christmas..."

Admittedly, he's a little in awe of the traveling tea set. It was perfect for when he was in the mountains and wanted a cup of fresh tea, and he was eager to try it out. Though the face masks were quite interesting to see as well. He couldn't wear them while foraging, sure, but working? The floral masks were perfect for that.

"Thank you... This will be perfect for when we're taken camping by our siblings," he says with a chuckle, even if he knows it's inevitable, but he's looking forward to it, so long as they got to spend time with each other.

From Riley

Oh, that shirt actually manages to get a bark of laughter out of the quieter twin. Admittedly, he's been known to... indulge a bit, and this described that situation perfectly.

"I appreciate the thought. Thank you, Riley."

From Riley

"Woah, damn, this is perfect! Looks great! I can't wait to try it out!"

Holding the blade in his hand, he tests the sharpness with his thumb and smirks a bit when he sees a drop of blood. It was going to be perfect for prepping things out in the wild when he was on longer trips.

"Heh, I'll be sure to take care of this even better than my normal ones. Think I'm going to be carrying it around quite a bit. Thanks, seriously. I really love this.

Though, if he ever found out about the one she wanted to make him, then that one would quickly become the new favorite.

From Reid

"Alright, this is great!"

Given how long he was away from home with some of his trips and how reckless he could be at times, he definitely needed something like this. Plus, more supplies like this kept Shion from getting too worried, which was a great bonus for both of them.

"I'll be sure to take this along on my next trip. Heh, never know when I'm going need to be patched up, ah, but don't worry about that. Thanks a lot! I appreciate it!"

From Aika

"Oh my gosh..."

Matsuri had gotten quite a few gifts this year, but she was utterly floored by just how thoughtful this gift was.

"Thank you so much, I love this! I'll have to come up with some incredible designs with this. It's going to be so great! I can't wait."

While she would appreciate the thought, she would be too intimidated by the inedibility of the mochi to even try it, but it's the thought that counts.

From Alestria

He hadn't expected a gift from Alestria, but he was rather surprised by what she gave him. Admittedly, it was rather perfect for him, and he could easily picture himself relaxing in it while drinking tea outside.

"This is incredibly kind of you. You have my sincere gratitude for such a wonderful gift."

From Alestria

He smiles softly at the sight of the bonsai kit. He had been meaning to get into caring for bonsai, but he never had the time to get anything for it, but he was glad that he now had the chance to try out the hobby.

"This was real thoughtful, thanks, 'preciate this quite a bit."

From Akashi

"Yo, Merry Christmas man!"

She's surprised that he picked something out that was this perfect for her. It was rare her interest in comic books ever came up, but she felt that she should have guessed that he was observant enough to notice or guess it.

"Woah, this is great! Heh, this is going to be great for the rest of the season, thanks so much!"

Looking at the voucher, she was eager to go try it once she needed it, but the pie got her attention, too.

"Oh, man, this looks incredible, tell your mom I said thanks for everyting, too. I can't wait try both of these! Heh, I'll have to share this with my siblings and parents. I'm sure they'll be really thankful for it, too, so can you give her their thanks as well?"

[coff-in]

you’re one of the few people that wrote about younger sister graves and I’m obsessed with reading it 😭😭

i know u just answered a request about it so take your time if u want to answer this one or not, but how do u think Andy and leyley would act when their sister seems to be going the social butterfly route?

i mean she’s a Graves so she got the looks, being Ashley’s sister brings out her confidence, as being Andrew’s sister influences her humor, so she’s kind of on a roll around people! i think they would be like “oh no we created a monster… to the dungeon it is!”

notes from coff-in: "to the dungeon it is!” is a CRAZY thing to say. you guys make me look insane in public as i giggle to myself, kicking my legs. i thought this would be one paragraph but it turned out longer than that, which is very cool. thank you for this wonderful idea 'nonnie :D

[fem] reader-insert

ashley wouldn't like a social little sister. she would want [reader] to hang out with only andy and her. every other person is just a floozie and a whore trying to take her away from them. andrew wouldn't mind a social little sister though, since he also has a social life. it's healthy for [reader] to have other friends... no lovers though. if he finds out someone is trying to date [reader] he will fucking beat the shit out of them in an alleyway! just kidding ;P he would be very upset however. ashley would do most of the yelling and screaming, fighting with [reader] that "you don't need anyone else" and "first andy and now you, everyone is leaving me!!" so andrew wouldn't have to convince [reader] to break up with her partner as much.

if you wanna do with a crazy and obsessive older twin route, andrew and ashley would def spread rumors around about [reader] so she would have trouble finding a partner. nothing too embarrassing. maybe.

the fucking dungeon, are they going to ground [reader]?... omg that's so genius actually. andrew, who is a doormat, can't say no to ashley who poses the idea that [reader] should be grounded so she can't see her "friends" (said with scorn and hatred in her voice), and since andrew is the oldest [reader] would have no one else to overrule/veto that decision (besides their parents but they honestly wouldn't care). ashley can enforce that rule since she stays at home all day after school or whatever-- and if [reader] works than ashley can just head over to pick her up! they'd know if [reader] was trying to break out of the apartment and will punish her with mandatory sibling cuddles and bonding! her friends can call her if they want to, but they usually don't since it's a gamble on who picks it up first (and no one wants to deal with ashley)

i read a fanfiction recently about andrew having ashley over at his college dorm... if andrew was crazy enough would he try to smuggle [reader] there? i doubt it since he'd get in trouble eventually, but maybe he'd do it once or twice. forcing her into a situation where she can't run to others or else she'd get herself and her big brother in trouble... she wouldn't want that to happen, would she?

----

coff-in

[darkimpala1897]

I watched a movie recently called surviving lunch and Clayton Royal Johnson was in it playing a character named Danny and my brain being my brain was like imagine Danny and Andy being twin brothers. So of course I have headcanons I'm me.

They are identical twins brothers.

There completely and utter polar opposites of each other.

Danny gets mistaken for his brother all the time poor baby but nobody mistakes Andy for Danny It's always like this "Andy dude over here." And then poor Danny is like "No sorry I'm Danny."

Their parents named them Daniel and Andrew so they wouldn't have have names that sounded alike but of course Danny decided to go by Danny and Andy went by Andy

Eddie was the first one to call Danny by his actual name and it went something like this

Eddie: "Danny? Yea you big guy."

Danny surprised that he wasn't mistaken for his brother for once.

Danny: "Danny, you said Danny."

Eddie looking at his papers confused.

Eddie: "Your Danny right, you're not Andy cause that would be just my luck."

Danny just immediately hugs Eddie so thankful someone got his name right.

Eddie shocked pats him on the back: "Okay we are hugging."

Danny runs the drama club which Eddie is apart of obviously

Danny isn't part of the popular group, he's part of the nerds and the weirdos.

Danny is the trouble maker out of the two, he's also very socially awkward.

He has a massive crush on Gareth but because Danny has Andy's face he doesn't even try because why would Gareth love him when he's identical to his worse nightmare.

Danny is a giant klutz, I mean it he's tripped and die constantly it's cute it's not so cute when he drags someone down with him or spills something on someone.

Both brothers have a giant fear of needles and blood they see either and they faint there nicknames are literally fainting goats.

Danny tutors Eddie he's trying really desperately to get him to graduate in 86.

He was not part of the giant man hunt for Eddie instead he was a double agent for Eddie, he would somtimes pretend to be his brother to get information out of Jason and Chance so Steve and everyone could move Eddie around it was like a giant game of shells, he felt like James Bond.

Danny helped Gareth and Jeff get fixed up after what Jason did and the entire time he was apologizing over and over again because he really likes Gareth and he knew in that moment his brother just completely ruined any chance he could have had with Gareth. He tried making it better by going: "I think you're music is pretty awesome, don't listen to my idiot brother. You guys are going somewhere."

Danny sorta accidently broke Andy's arm when he jumped Erica because that was just to far he wasn't trying to break his brothers arm it just happened, he purposely saved Jason from getting split in half though.

Danny made Andy apologize to Erica and do everything she asked for like a month straight.

Danny set Steve and Eddie up on a blind date he sorta was supposed to be the third wheel, he pretended to be sick that day.

In this universe you can thank Danny for Steddie.

Danny and Andy sorta got along after the events of season four but not really.

Danny loves just showing up at Wayne's trailer for dinner Wayne jokingly calls him Eddie's pet because Eddie was nice to him once.

Danny "accidently" locked Steve and Eddie in Eddie's closet because they wouldn't stop bickering, Wayne had to let them out because Danny forgot and passed out on Eddie's bed in which Steve and Eddie just decided to sleep on him.

Dustin likes to joke that Danny is his older brother.

Dustin and Danny act like brothers it's funniest thing ever.

Danny knows how to play the bass and guitar so somtimes at practice he fills in for Jeff or Kevin if their not available.

Danny purposely dresses like Eddie to tick Andy off, he also enjoys stealing his brothers hats even though he absolutely hates hats it makes his head itch. He steals them to hide them.

Andy's nickname for Danny is little shit and then Danny calls his brother Little shrimp because Eddie calls Jason shark boy.

Danny is younger than Andy by five minutes.

Steve threw Danny a birthday party and he turned into a five year old basically because he's always had share with Andy.

Danny is couple inches taller then Andy, Eddie noticed this little tidbit.

Danny and Andy share the same middle name which is Templeton though Andy denys this heavily.

There full names are Daniel Templeton Arthur Harper and then Andrew Templeton Vance Harper.

I think that's everything from this little au of mine but the million dollar question is. Should I write a fic?

[smuttaburger]

Greek Temper- Biersack Family

Summary: We know Amber Lee-Biersack suffered PPD after having her daughter Addison was born. But what planted the seed in her head that turned her into a gym rat the second her doctor cleared her?

A/N: I used Google Translate for the one Greek word in here.

T/W: Fighting, Cursing, drinking, and body shaming

January 7th, 2017

Black Veil was celebrating Jinxx’s birthday, and this was the first time since Addison was born that Andy and Amber hung out with the guys in a group without their newborn.

“Happy birthday man,” Amber told Jinxx who gave her a smile.

“Thanks Amber. You know it’s become weird to not see you either pregnant or carrying Andy’s little twin,” he joked.

“Are we sure that the first one isn’t still true?” Ashley murmured, but Amber’s sober ears picked up on it. Especially after about six weeks of learning how to listen for any little peep that the newborn made during the night.

“Ashley, what the fuck did you just say about me?” Amber demanded, anger kindling in her hazel eyes. Ashley acted as if he didn’t hear her.

“Kitten, ju-just chill,” Andy told her with a goofy smile. The two of you tried your best to stay away from liquor unless it was a special occasion. But Andy had already had quite a few drinks and after not drinking for so long consistently, his tolerance crashed through the floor.

“Really Andrew?” Amber demanded, turning her anger towards her husband before sending a text to Ella quickly.

‘Hey, I know it’s a lot to ask but can you keep Addison overnight? I’ll tell you later’

“Oh shit,” CC raised his hands, knowing that Amber inherited her father’s temper when provoked. And the fact that she used Andy’s whole name didn’t bode well for the lead singer.

“It’s Jinxx’s birthday. Don’t make a scene baby girl,” Andy tried to calm her down, not realizing she called him by his legal first name.

“You’re gonna let him get away with calling me fat? While my body is still recovering from pushing our big ass baby out of my vagina!” Her voice started to raise and she was suddenly blocked by Jake.

“C’mon. I need to talk to you outside about Addison,” he told her, grabbing her arm gently and pulling her out of the living room and on Jinxx’s patio.

“Don’t you dare try to defend Ashley,” Amber threatened the one of two best friends of her husband’s band.

“I’m not. I actually did want to ask if you needed me to take Addison so you can take a day for yourself,” Jake offered a smile.

“Oh so you want godbaby cuddles, is that it?” Amber joked, relaxing ever so slightly.

“Please, I get cuddles whenever I want. But I read on Reddit that new moms need time to be themselves again to reduce the chance of postpartum depression,” Jake admitted with another shrug.

“Yeah that would be nice. I’ll let you know once this shit storm settles,” Andy had made his way to the patio. Thankfully Jinxx lived on the ground floor.

“H-hey Jake. Can I talk to Amber?” He asked with a hiccup and Jake flashed a look to Amber who gave a tiny nod. Jake left the married couple on the porch to hear CC and Jinxx bitching Ashley out for being a dick.

“Dude, how fucking stupid are you? She just had his big ass baby. If something happens, it’s on you,” CC’s voice turned threatening, which was a rarity for the drummer who was usually happy go lucky.

“If something happens to my best friend or godchild, I’m skinning you alive,” Jake threatened.

“Maybe you should just go chill in the back room dude,” Jinxx told Ashley, after his eyes wandered to a red faced Amber on his porch. It would be best for everyone if Amber didn’t see Ashley.

“Stop coddling her,” Ashley bit back.

“A little constructive criticism never hurt anyone. Maybe it’ll get her back in the gym. She used to have a banging body and now since she got pregnant, she’s not the same,” he shrugged.

“For a guy that gets so much ass on the road, you have no idea how the female human body works. She’s still recovering from her body being stretched and going through actual trauma. It’s gonna take some time for her body to get back to normal,” Jake snapped.

“What the actual fuck Andy! You let him talk about me like that IN FRONT OF YOU! I don’t give a flying fuck if you’re drunk. You obviously know how to speak considering you used to do whole ass shows drunk off your ass. So why can’t you defend me from that kólos?! (Greek for Asshole)” Amber yelled, her tanned cheeks turning an angry red.

Sign #2 that Amber was pissed without having to see her face: she switched to Greek.

“Baby, you’re being,”

“Do NOT say I’m being sensitive. It was clear as day. Jinxx said that it’s weird to not see me pregnant or carrying Addison in my arms and Ashley literally went,” Amber started to imitate Ashley, stupid face and all.

“Are we sure the first one isn’t true?” Her voice and face went back to normal.

“How the fuck am I supposed to take that?!” Amber demanded.

“I mean baby, you are still a little bi-” Andy remarked and Amber never thought she would see the day but she slapped Andy.

But today was the day.

“Don’t you dare come home,” her voice came out venomous as she opened the glass sliding door and grabbed her purse before heading to the street where she was parked.

She called the one person that would understand what she was going through completely.

“Hey Amber, is everything alright?” Her aunt Taylor answered the phone.

“Hi honey!” Heather spoke from her spot next to Taylor.

“Mama, Mama #2 I’m coming over,” Amber tried to keep the tears at bay, but both moms went on high alert.

“What happened baby girl?” Heather asked and Taylor got up to unlock the door.

“Are you guys at Aunt Taylor’s mama?” She asked and Heather sighed, hearing the note in her baby’s voice.

“We’re at Aunt Taylor’s,” Heather responded softly.

“Daddy isn’t there, is he?” Amber asked, knowing how overprotective Tommy was of her, especially since she got pregnant and still since she gave birth.

“No he and Uncle Nikki are at the studio,” Taylor answered. By now, Amber was pulling into the street that would lead her to the Sixx household. Luckily the roads were pretty empty, relatively speaking for Los Angeles. Also, Jinxx didn’t live far from the Sixx’s.

Amber’s car skidded to a stop and she got out of it with her mascara running down her cheeks and she opened the door, hiccups leaving her lips.

“Amber sweetie, what’s wrong?” Taylor asked when she saw the door open and the new mom come in with mascara running down her face.

“Where’s Andy?” Heather asked, taking a peek through the still open door.

“I left his ass at Jinxx’s,”

“C’mon baby,” Taylor steered her away from the door and into the kitchen, Heather hot on her heels.

“Sit down and hug your momma while momma #2 makes you some tea,” Taylor told her while Heather stood next to Amber sitting at the breakfast bar, and held her shoulders while Amber’s head laid on her mother’s shoulder.

“Sweetie,” Heather started before her best friend cut her off.

“Heather, hold off until she gets the tea,” Taylor told her best friend softly while the water boiled and she grabbed the chamomile tea bags.

Amber pulled her phone out of her pocket when she felt it buzz.

A picture of Andy and her holding Addison filled the screen and Amber tossed her phone on the counter.

“The fucking voicemail can take that,” she growled. Once it did go to voicemail, Heather peeked at it to see a text from Ella.

“Baby, Ella said she’ll keep Addison overnight for you. She’ll just need more milk to last her,” Heather started to rub circles into Amber’s back.

“Alright sweetie, some chamomile tea,” Taylor slid the mug of tea to Amber and she got up to give Taylor a bone crushing hug.

“Thanks,”

“It’s completely alright baby,” Taylor told her, before Amber pulled away and sat down taking a sip of tea.

“He let Ashley call me fat,” Amber finally spoke. The dynamic mom duo were just going to wait until she was ready to talk to find out what happened.

“What?” Heather asked, not being able to picture it in her head.

“Ashley needs to be taken out back to find his own switch,” Taylor growled, her own protective nature coming out.

“Not until after I hit him with a car,” Heather added.

“So what happened before that? Last I knew, you guys were celebrating Jinxx’s birthday at his place,” Taylor prodded while Heather continued to rub Amber’s back and ensure she kept drinking the tea.

“We were. Jinxx made a joke how it’s weird that I’m not pregnant or holding Addy. And then,” she took another sip.

“The fucking kólos said that I still looked pregnant,” Tears welled in her hazel eyes and Heather brought her head to her shoulder.

“Baby I’m so sorry,” The moms didn’t have to know any more to put the missing pieces together. Andy didn’t stand up for his wife.

“I’m his fucking wife for the gods sake. Had someone done that in front of daddy or Uncle Nikki, that person would be six feet under,”

“You’re not wrong baby,” Heather continued the circles before looking at Amber’s phone to see another call from Andy.

“Yes?” Heather answered.

“H-hey Heather,” the frontman was shitting bricks, getting sober pretty fucking quick. The fact that Heather answered his wife’s phone meant there was a ticking clock above him before his father in law and Nikki found out. He knew he fucked up when Amber slapped him so hard it just stopped stinging a few minutes ago.

“Put his ass on speaker,” Taylor ordered, ready to deliver a verbal ass whooping.

“Andrew Dennis bless your heart,” Taylor mumbled under her breath, pinching the bridge of her nose before continuing.

“How fucking dare you let that little asshole talk about Amber and not defend her? After all y’all have been through, for you to just stand there with your thumb up your ass,” Taylor demanded, the southern coming out strong. For the most part, she’d lost her accent, but it always came out when she was tipsy, sad, or pissed.

“Heather, Taylor, I’m-”

“We’re not the one you need to apologize to,” Taylor spoke before hanging up.

—-

“Shit,” Andy mumbled, looking at his phone.

“So are you a dead man walking?” CC asked, stepping outside to see Andy pacing and as pale as a ghost.

“Not yet. She’s with Heather and Taylor. When Tommy or Nikki find out about this, I will be,” he spoke.

“Plus they’re right, I should’ve stood up for her. She’s my fucking wife and mother of my child,” Andy ran his hands down his face.

“Yeah you should’ve. Amber shouldn’t have felt the need to leave. I will say though, the little Greek got you good,” CC commented. The red handprint was still vibrant against Andy’s ivory cheek.

“Has the princess not calmed down yet?” Ashley asked, stepping outside and grabbing a smoke.

“Dude, you called a new mom fat. I’m surprised she didn’t go all Tommy Lee on your ass,” CC remarked, before sitting on one of the patio chairs.

“She still probably will the next time she sees him. And if I’m going down, you’re going down with me,” Andy looked at his bassist, not knowing if the love of his life was going to forgive him or not.

“You better hope to God that I don’t lose my wife over this,” Andy growled before grabbing his phone and calling an Uber to Taylor’s. He needed to see her.

—

After twenty minutes, a car pulled in front of the Sixx house and Taylor peeped through the window.

“Aw hell nah! Amber baby, go get me my belt or a hanger from the closet,” Taylor told her before cracking open the door.

“Boy, you better hope you got a tennis bracelet in your pocket for that poor girl,” Taylor spoke as she saw the frontman get out of the Uber.

“Andy, you’re so lucky Tommy and Nikki are at the studio,” Heather told him, coming to stand beside Taylor. It was almost comical. With Andy standing at 6’4 and the moms standing at 5’5 and 5’3, they had to look up at him.

“Please, can I see her?” Andy asked, his voice cracking as tears filled his eyes.

“That depends,” Heather crossed her arms.

“On what?” Andy asked.

“If she wants to see you,” Heather told him. Taylor walked back to the couch where Amber was sat texting Ella about what happened, and how the moms had it covered.

“Baby, Andy’s here and he wants to see you. Your momma and I told him it’s up to you. You can always stay here as long as you’d like if you don’t wanna see him,” Taylor offered.

She would never want any of the kids to feel like they had to stay in a situation where they didn’t feel 1000% loved.

“Yeah, bring him in. But can you and mama sit in the kitchen and listen in?” Amber asked softly.

“Oh that’s what I was planning on doing anyway,” Taylor smiled and kissed the top of her curls before walking over to see Heather still guarding the door and opening it farther so Andy could enter.

“C’mon Heather, let’s give them space,” Taylor said quietly as she steered the fellow mom to the kitchen. The blonde’s face looked outraged until she realized what Taylor had planned.

Andy stepped into the living room to see his wife staring at the ring he put on her finger three years ago and the band he put on her almost two years ago.

“You know, if there was one person I counted on to fight for me, it was you,” The young woman’s voice was calm and still, and Andy knelt in front of her.

“I’m so sorry baby. Please forgive me,” Amber looked up from her ring and saw genuine fat tears in Andy’s oceanic eyes.

She’d seen that look before.

She’d seen it on her father’s face twice.

Once immediately after her mother told him she wanted a divorce and the other when it happened with Pamela.

“I’m not leaving you,” she told him softly. Every fiber of the frontman’s being wanted to pull his wife in for a bone crushing hug, but he knew better.

“I’m not going to leave you. But I’m not going to stand by and let people disrespect me like that and have you just let it slide. That’s bullshit and you know it. I’m kicking Ashley’s ass and there’s nothing any of the guys are gonna be able to do to stop me,” Amber wasn’t afraid to go after a man.

While her father loved her immensely, it also extended to having taught her how to fight if need be.

Plus, when she started developing anger problems, Tommy and Heather signed her up for martial arts classes to try and give her another outlet that would serve a dual purpose and teach her self defense.

So along with her having been taught the Mötley way to fight, she was also taught the discipline of martial arts.

“And if he makes another comment about it, I want him out. I know the guys are getting sick of his shit too. He’s been acting like a Prima Donna since Wretched and Divine. Hell, he didn’t want to do the Bryan interview the night before the record came out because he felt he was too good for it,” Amber finished her rant, not having taken a breath through that rant and now her tanned cheeks were red from no air rather than being upset.

“I promise kitten,” he told her and held out his arms and Amber tossed the blanket to the side, pulling her husband into a tight embrace, her arms wrapping around his neck.

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[supa-suckers]

The Max Power Twins:

General Headcanons:

Thei names are Andrew and Leonard, Andy and Leo for short.

Their father is one of the higher ups in İnvincible United, quite a bigshot if you will. And their mother did everything she could to stir them away from footie anything, anything but football.

They tried out gymnastics, Andy was a natural but Leo couldn't get his knees past his chest, than there was tennis, Leo exeled and Andy broke his racket with his face, they tried out horseriding, scuba diving, opera, theatre, chess, cricket, painting just everything absolutely everything and never found anything that they could do togeather.

So eventually she just gave in and let them try out soccer, they were pretty good at it just not with eachother, passing, crossing and assisting eachother was near impossible but they kept playing despite.

Their dad most likely talked them into the scheme with some help from Vince, don't get me wrong he's a good dad just...ambitiuos.

On that note they're actually a pretty healthy family, both parents are very involved and supportive also their surname is Power but they took up mom's name Maxine.

Both of them love coffee a ridicilous amount like an unhealthy amount like they've been told by several doctors to cut back on it amount.

They tried very hard to not look like eachother during middle and highschool, Andy dyed his hair two shades redder and slicked it back and Leo had a shaggy mullet.

They don't hate eachother per say but they do have this underlying, simmering, never talked about but felt anyways sort of annoyance for eachother.

Neither of them know how to cook, clean or do laundry, they broke three coffee machines and they play rock paper scissors on who's going to order.

Both had a crush on Shakes at some point.

Andy loves nuts with hazelnut and cashew being particular favourites and Leo likes chocolate the gourmet kind.

They both hate tea, upon learning this both their parents quietly retrived to their shared study for the night, it was never talked about again. The twins drink sugary milk in fancy teacups whenever they come over.

Andy tried to bake coffee cakes out of the box for Leo's birthday once he burnt them to a goddamn crisp, Leo grabbed a knife, a spoon, scrapped the coal off the baking tray and ate it.

Yeah he did get sick but it was an act of love so it's cool.

Andy wears Santal Blush by Tom Ford, loves the powdery scent and Leo wears Chocolate Greedy by Montale.

They botht stole heir first bottle from their mom's vanity with dad's help.

[spideyposting]

gay people of the internet convinced me to watch the andrew garfield gay facebook movie. these were my thoughts upon viewing:

* motherFUCKER this movie is yellow

* TRENT REZNOR DOES SOME OF THE MUSIC IN THIS????? NINE INCH NAILS TRENT REZNOR??????

* “zuckonit” ghkdjslnshsiyeoshsksysp

* ok i like the little thing with the word “facebook” not bein considered a word by his computer. i can appreciate the attention to detail

* it’s the BOY!!!!!!!! ANDY GARFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!

* so facebook was made bc of misogyny. is that what this film is telling me? bc i’m not surprised

* oh the mark zuckerberg movie has transphobia in it? somehow i’m still not surprised

* fuck’s sake. it’s the army h@mmer cgi twins

* jessie eisenberg is TINY what the fuck

* ANDREW GARFIELD FRUITY LITTLE FLOWERY SHIRT WIGGLE DANCE WHAT THE FUCK

* unfortunately mark does contain egregious amounts of tboy swag. until he opens his mouth

* holy shit holy SHIT it’s brenda song. like actually brenda song. london tipton brenda song

* “you’re talking about fashion. really, you?” HDKWHEOSUWKUS

* the crack in wardo’s voice when he asks “is there ANYTHING you need to tell me?” what the fuck

* is this what american universities are typically like. genuinely asking

* is that dakota johnson

* this movie is. VERY male gaze-y

* i’m a film student i know what i’m talking about /hj

* imagine being played by the man who sang sexyback. i would sue david fincher

* DON’T FISH EAT OTHER FISH. THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT

* okay when he threw the bottle and it smashed and we got the POV of the wall that it smashes against. yeah that kinda fucked

* ok now the weird twins are in britain. i can tell bc the screen is more blue than yellow. and it’s a shithole

* FUCKING LOSERS

* andrew garfield is. visibly damp

* he needs his cfo

* I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND. YOU HAD. ONE. FRIEND

* oh god. oh god it’s the scene oh god it’s THE scene

* fuck me. okay wow fucking hell

* my heart’s kinda racing what the fuck. andrew garfield you are everything

* ok. movie’s over. i don’t know WHAT i’m meant to walk away from this with. andrew garfield can do anything?? sure

anyways. 2.5/5 stars