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Delays at Tower Hill rekindled my desire for kinky roleplay sex says, Andrea Leadsom

by Danny SoZ

Conservative MP and Leader of The House of Commons, Andrea Leadsom, yesterday told newsmen that reported delays at Tower Hill due to a gas main repair reignited her desire for saucy roleplay sex with other members of parliament.

"Since that report on BBC Radio 5 I've barely stopped romping," she told journalists at her home in Surrey. "The thought of traffic delays and inconvenience to people trying to get to work had me foaming at the fanny, I don't mind telling you" "Last night, I dressed up as an ironmonger and had a torrid half hour of frenzied scuttling with George Galloway and Jacob Rees Mogg, who were both dressed as sewer workers. "It was wild and it was totally fulfilling. I can't thank the BBC and the gas board enough, to be honest" Mrs Leadsom is not the first prominent politician to have become inflamed by roadworks. In 1978, former Prime Minister, Sir Alec Douglas Holme, masturbated up the back of Tory MP, Quentin Hogg's trousers after learning of congestion and long tailbacks at The Rotherhithe Tunnel.

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