#And to those innocent bystanders that check the dungeon meshi spoiler tags for reasons i dont understand: sorry

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

Yaoi between shuros dad and namaris father. Just the two most rancid men the world. Namaris fathers gaining his favor for his money and social status. Shuros dads like ooohhh a sexy foreigner dwarf… okaay ; -) Shuro panic writes to namari when he realizes who that guy is and it transports them into one of those arthouse coming of age indie movie/ocean 8 heist where they have to think about the roles their parents played in their lives and realizing for the good of the world they got to plant a pipe bomb in their dads quarters and then their dads keep escaping thru looney toons physics so they end up going for increasingly desperate and convoluted attempts to kill them.