#And that’s why black ppl are done with the movement ass!

[cyarsk52-20]

yall really taught us blacks a lesson!! things are about to get so much better for palestine. did everyone get their starbucks this morning??

Seriously though I would say forever fq the free Palestine movement but thank to them there’s gonna be no Palestine to free and since there’s no freedom for Palestine there’s no need to say fuck the movement anymore and you can thank these bastards including those from Dearborn County who basically in revenge against Biden and Harris they ended up fucking over Palestine people and potentially causing their genocide and Gaza getting turned into the biggest beachfront resort.

black ppl warned you about this but you didn’t listen so now we’re going to be like this drinking our Starbucks coffee as the Gaza and Palestine suffers .

So when you Palestine ppl , or at least who’s still remaining learn about what happened to your country, remember the biiitches that claim to stand for you who frucked you over for a guy who was planning on getting rid of your arse because they can’t stand to see their country being ran by a OVERTLY QUALIFIED BLACK FEMALE.

[tomdutch]

I understand that what Sydney did was wrong and I no longer support her at all, but that gives you no fucking right to wish that she was dead. Wishing that upon someone is so fucking wrong no matter what they did. That makes you just as bad of a person as her. This is why our world is so fucked up, because of people like her and people like you. Have a great life.

shut your terminally online white ass up. her mother is celebrating her own birth by making its theme centred around a man who in his presidency created a literal muslim ban, locked latino families in cages, said and done the most horrifically racist and misogynistic shit & her dad was wearing a blue lives matter shirt to mock and admonish black lives matter, a movement made to protest the senseless mass murder of black americans by the pigs who’s job is supposed to be to protect them.

for you to compare ME wishing death on ppl who literally celebrate their birthday by celebrating ppl who want ppl like me DEAD and HAVE killed ppl like me and think you occupy any sort of moral high ground is literally racist you dumb piece of shit. this isn’t stupid tumblr drama where i’m fighting with another user and pull that shit on them, this is my muslim coloured ass wishing death on extremist white supremacists who are actively supporting and encouraging the horrors my ppl have to endure. you can go choke too. have a terrible fucking life you waste of space

[cunninghamchrissie]

I sometimes think Andrew is more of a sheep than a leader (I know that sounds harsh) but that anon said ‘he can’t even take his own advice’ is something that really stuck with me because they’re kinda right. Like he has this image of a person who is socially and politically (I hate this word) “woke” and its an image of his own self-creation from his music and interviews but when it came for something to be done they’re was silence also recently theyre was more silence after the death of a black man in Ireland it took him about a week for any kind of response and people where (rightfully) pissed off again about the half ass response. The same about COVID and going on holiday.

I just find something very off with people who can’t take they’re own advice like do you have no respect for yourself? Also I know by calling him a sheep he is easily swayed but he’s a grown man that’s make grown ass decisions. Sorry if I’m not making sense English isn’t my first language

your english is fine, don’t worry abt it

i understand what you’re saying and you have some valid points, but i’d like to offer the following: are you a consistent person 24/7? do 100% of your actions reflect 100% of your values at all times and you’ve never been hypocritical? and if you haven’t, is it fair to expect everyone to be like you? why is not acting like you think someone should act a sign of a lack of self respect? why are we looking at a guy we like for the music to be a beacon of righteousness? and do we know if he lives online like we do, to know what’s happening exactly the moment it happens and when the appropriate time to say smth is? is he involved in the online communities and discourse that we are daily? is it more important that he said something or that he said something five minutes after it happened? is it more important that he does the work in his community around him or talk about it online? and with so much scrutiny over what it’s said and how it’s said, down to the punctuation or whether it was written in the notes app or not, is it fair to blame people for taking their time to elaborate something? what if he had personal stuff going on and was in the hospital with a loved one, or his internet crapped out bc of a storm, or he was doing a digital detox when he “should have” made a statement on something, does that mean we get to discredit everything else good that he’s done or said? are people only good and worthy when they’re 100% good and worthy all the time? and how would you want people to treat you after your mistakes? would you appreciate people saying you’re clearly a bad person bc you didn’t say smth and to berate you or would you want some grace?

this is what i mean when i say so much of the left is more focused on kicking ppl out and weakening our movement than bringing ppl in and making it stronger.

[icecreamkink]

watched all of the untamed / cql in two weeks after my friend 1 told me abt mdzs a hundred years ago and my friends 2 and 3 tried to get me into cql for like two whole years and there are.

feelings.

very first scene is a very dramatic death in the middle of nightmare battle on sith planet land . i will forget abt it in the next tenish episodes and then will be very surprised when it becomes Extremely Painful

anyway magic flying gays and possession and human sacrifice! we are off to a great start

in retrospect, chaos goblin wei wuxian must have had a blast pretending to be so cRaZy and be as disruptive as he could as mo xuanyu lbr

listen. why is fire always evil coded. cant a magic clan wear red, black and orange and have flame motif while being wholesome?

For Legal Reasons These Are Not Zombies

i wish the politics of the sect were a bit clearer, especially at the beggining when the wen clan had sm power, was wen ruohan the chief cultivator? is that why they were so slow in responding to the attacks? im v confused by the pre yiling patriarch politics

fighting in the roof by the moonlight as way of flirtiiiiiiing. as i understand this is a wuxia/xianxia trope and honestly...... thank u for ur service

slight bullying and being a nuisance in general, as a way of flirting we love to see it

wwx: if i drink on the rooftop, thats not inside the cloud recesses! hmmm check and mate :D lwj: i will fuck u up so help me god   wwx: :0

i lov them

through hell or high water (quite literally) wei wuxian rem ains a trashfire gremlin till the end and i love him with my whole heart

in the pt subs wei wuxian calls jiang cheng a stubborn duck and i dearly wish that had come back

my opinions on almost every character goes from love to hate u - Hmm Me Like U - BABY. ILY. and i am Very Pleased w that. its been a while since i loved such a complete cast so much i think

no really. i WONT go into a detailed rant abt what i love about each of these characters and each of their relationships to each other. but i COULD. 

some lan disciples in the loudest whisper ever: YEAH THATS THE JIN BASTARD MENG YAO HEARD THE GOT SUPER HUMILIATED BY HIS DAD LOL SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TAKE SLIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER TO HEART

lan xichen, immediately: i must Love him 

being into problematic ppl is in the Lan genetics, we come to realize

wen qing deserves so many awards for so many things but not snapping and just stabbing wen chao is at the top 

that scene at lan qirens class where wwx talks about using resentful energy to fight a violent spirit. exquisite.

 It establishes Good Student lan wangji, wei wuxian as curious and questioning and not afraid of taboo,  lwj sees that wwx is not, in fact, a dumb ass hes just a Dumbass,  shows us the audience (esp. a western audience) how shocking the idea of disrupting the dead/dying and controlling resentful energy actually is,  the theoretical foreshadow arguing, everyone else like ‘shUT UP’,  “and how could you ensure that the resentful energy would obey you and not hurt other?” “well i havent thought that far” and of course, lan qiren just straight up lobbing a hard object at wwx head,. chefs kiss

fellas is it gay to bother the hot rule obessessed nerd from ur school and make drawings of him with flowers in his hair and then hide gay porn in his book to antagonize him and ask him to hold ur hand and be ur friend and talk to him all the time and get him drunk and give him bunnies bc you know he likes them and give him a lantern and always want his attention and dedicate yourself to getting him to smile-

and after all of that wwx rly said oh i Admire him, aksd like yeah we all were there in high school buddy

i have Learned. caves = gay.

 accidental marriage +beint physically tied together with the sacred married ribbon+ gay panic+foreshadowing+bunnies! in the cave (1)

the story abt lan yi and baoshan sanren tho. i would like to see it

early days wen bros pull my heart strings like a guqin 

EVERYTHING about the lantern scene; disaster hets jiang yanli and jin zixuan; how wwx made lwj a bunny lantern. how soft and touched lwj was. wwx gleefully pointing out he was smiling and lwj IMMEDIATELY PULLING HIW SWORD ON HIM LMAO. tragically foreshadowy promises to do right by pepople, living without regrets. lwjs 'oh no do i love him??' face. just. all of it. 

i have it on good acc that in the novel lwj is explicitly Repressed Gay Panicked Big Horny which is delightful and rly Adds to the performance

 baby lwj is really just conceal dont feel dont let them know u have EMOTIONS (derogatory)

jiang cheng rly went "why dont.u go play with HIM if u like him so much"

jc and wwx have big BIG annoying sibling energy dont think too hard abt it or youll cry

lotus pier is soo pretty :((((((((((((((((

up until episode 13 you could think this could be a magical ancient chinese gays pride n prejudice w swords and shenanigans ................youre just not prepared for the game of thrones of it all

seriously ha ha ha i cried so much w this show my eyes genuinely swelled up . like. physically. fun timez fun timez

that being said, its hilarious that wen xu goes to cloud recesses like 'come out or ill kill all these hostages' and then DOESNT WAIT FOR AN ASWER AND KILLS THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY. do u know how blackmail works sir

 would like to make it recorded that from day one i was like 'CALL A GODDAMN CULTIVATION G20 THIS ASSHOLE SECT IS LITERALLY MASSACRING YALL!!' and it took them like 3 or 4 massacres to do anything and they STILL sent their heirs into their territory  LIKE

when wwx cites the gusu lan rules to wen chao tho. that rebel/attention whore/cutie pie 'look lan zhan i DID memorize the rules after all' ‘also a big fuck you to the wen sect :D :D’ sweet spot that scene achieves . delicious

all the cultivator young masters being petty af even though they are practically prisoners at the cave is hilarious and i love them

hurt and comfort + gay mistunderstandings + watsonian gay declaration music + accidental evil acquisition! at the cave (2)

its like where do i start? the fact theyre both trapped and kind of heavily injured inside an isolated cave with a murder turtle? wwx gay panicking lwj into coughing up bad blood? lwj being jealous as wwx babbles abt mianmian? telling him he shouldnt play with people and wwx saying he never played him? wwx going Oh. I See what is happening. YOU like mianmian, and lwj absolute done face ??? (iconic) wwx touching the sacred married ribbon Again? the telepathic communication? the sword? WEI WUXIAN ASKING LAN WANGJI TO SING TO HIM AS HE IS PASSING OUT AND LWJ SINGING HIM. THE SONG. HE WROTE. FOR WWX. AND THAT HE CALLED. THEIR SHIP NAME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

they are SO insufferable pleeeeease

in the words of my friend 1 : “CQL is so gay we were all amazed how it got past the censors Ofc unfortunately it can't be novel level gay But they did their best And we love them for it”

in the theme of songs THIS OST. WUJI HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT the whole ost is so so sO beautiful.

 the costuming in this is also soooo exquisite. the embroidery? the fabrics? the details? how every sect and clan has a distinct style and architecture? (also ik they based each off of dif periods in chinese history which is REALLY fucking cool) just chefs kiss

the direction too!. i enjoy the unusual camera movements and i think they give it that Vibe, also their composition is PARTICULARLY good when it comes to telling the subtext through position of camera/position of character (like nhs off to the side in scenes he at first glance doesnt need to be/ how lwj is often centered when hes Jealous Yearning at wwx being affectionate w other ppl, wwx return from burial mounds etc)

ik madam yu is like Badass Milf Check and shes not getting any mom of the year awards but im delighted at how messy she is. IMAGINE that woman on tiktok

you better have enjoyed gay cave (2) bc its Just Pain from here on out! 

jiang fengmian and madame yu win the Most Dramatic Way to show they do care about each other, actually ..... ever :)

i thought jiang yanli jiang cheng and wei wuxian forcing themselves to escape yunmeng barely holding on after their parents are killed was going to be the height of pain in this show. ha. 

the family dynamics in general on this showwwww, both blood/ adopted/ found families, brotherly bonds and lifelong friendships just. rly. truly. fucked me up. theyre all so important and complicated and well rounded and beautiful and tragic

and beyond being a Win For the Gays im so glad the relationships w wwx and jiang yanli/ wen qing were NOT changed from platonic bc they are so much better like that imo. like maybe if we didnt Live In A Society it wouldnt be so, but the fact wwx and others can love and value them so much and theres nothing romantic or sexual abt it is like. so refreshing. especially @ jyl, with the way he and jc are overprotective of her and shes such a nurturing/care taker figure for them, it would just not vibe as well if they made it romantic

i love that this is a story abt Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch aka Actual Satan/Boogey Man/Village With/Public Enemy Number One , my dude is literally a necromancer who only dresses in black and has evil smokey black tendrils wafting out of him, but the really edgy one is still jiang cheng, pastel purple fashion icon

and speaking of best/worst siblings wei wuxian and jiang cheng *immediately starts crying* 

The Golden Core Transfer i just. no thots only tears 

wen qing and wen ning putting themselves in so much danger just.... to help them. wn saving jc from wen chao. wq finding a way to get wwx to transfer his core. like thinking about the monumental work these two did to help wwx and jyl and jc... jyl trying so fucking hard to be strong and keep on moving and giver her little brothers comfort after losing everything... jiang cheng. losing his parents and his home and his ability to do anything abt it and his complete desperation and lack of self worth and turning on them with agression  when he didnt realize all that they did for him ... hhhhhhhhhhhhh

me, pointing at the whole cast “i just LOVE them mom!!!”

its sad tho, that BARELY ANY of the women have like.... actual important conversations let alone relationships with each other at all in the story. and like wq and jyl have stayed at the same place for extended periods of time, where wq actively took care of her TWICE,  and still! not one measly convo, nothing! ................ .𝓌ₕᵧ

everyone in this show need a good sip of Self Worth and Stop Sacrificing Yourself juice 

ngl the sword flying looks very dumb 

“a-cheng, please bring a-xian back.” “i will, i promise.” ;-;

the whole calling each other by the More Intimate Version of the name, first as teasing and later as true intimacy. mmmhmmm yes

untamed where everythings the same but wwx evil flute song is eoeo

related that scene when wwx comes back from the burial mounds for the first time w demonic cultivation and he acts all formal and calls lwj hanguang-jun and keeps being evasive and distant and mean and soooooo................. facetious 

and how hes kind of desperately trying to keep intense lwj at bay (A FIRST) and avoiding actually talking to either of them and its all tension ughhh and then he MOCKS his and lwjs relationship, he jokes w him in this like... mean echo of their usual ~banter~ oof 

 and like!!! uncertain but so relieved jc who just HUGS him w no reservations for once and its not like he isnt just as worried as lwj abt wwx and what hes doing, but he chooses in that moment to enjoy getting him back first and mmhmMMMmMm yes (maybe my favorite scene in the whole show? MAYBE SO. ) 

highkey hurt me but also. i might be into mean wwx. i will take no criticism.

lan zhans sad eyes tho :((((((((( 

on one hand i wish we could have seen what happened at the burial mounds but on the other the timeskip adds so much flair to his return so im hnnn

also i love that hes been missing for 3 months reappears kinda melancholic and bloodthirsty and knowing malign tricks and jc is like 'so. are u sad bc of lan wangji'

when ur bae survived the war but he thinks ur evil/ might be evil so you cant kiss :///

hmmm talking at the rooftop under the moonlight not mentioning everything that stands between usssss

they are the two jades of lan and we’ll be the two heroes of yunmeng is the type of line u dont even need to know whats gonna happen to know thats gonna be sad

when they fight wen ruoshan at the nightless city i thought that was the battle we see at the first ep and its not and its so easy and theyre all like ‘yayy we won go wwx!’ i was just. SCREAMS WHAT is gonna HAPPEN

so like. post burial mounds/sunshot campaign pre yiling patriarch wwx is like. ultra arrogant, ultra mocking, peak lil shit and it gave me e v e r y t h i n g i wanted

even tho having the wen prisoners at the targets at phoenix mountain and still having wwx and jzx shooting the arrows was???? so.... tone deaf 

wwx: fucking w demonic energy   jyl: he has never done anything wrong in his life, ever <3 <3 (mood)

the parallels between meng yao/wei wuxian (and even xue yang a bit?) are Seen and they are Valid

wwx post burial mounds: can yall SHUT UP abt the goddamn sword (suibian left the chat)

LIKE truly, we talk abt the angst and yearning with wangxian. but what abt wwx and suibian. xianbian / xianqing angst and comfort 100k

take a shot everytime someone coughs up blood

zidian is simply the coolest spiritual weapon rip to suibian and chenqing and bichen and sendou and baixa........ but tis the truth 

cons: everyones families died in a nightmare war! everyones homes burned to the ground! everyone is traumatized! pros: everyone gets cooler clothes and weapons!!

wen ning and a-yuan and yanli bestest babes squad dont touch me rn

everyone: brooding and fighting                                                                wq and jyl: why dont you try some acupunture/drinking some soup and calm down huh? how abt that bitch?? 

showing the battle/massacre at the nightless city first was genius actually bc then everytime we have a cute scene w yunmeng bros and theyre like 'we'll be together forever! uwu' youre like oh. oh no. oh no no no. 

justice vs lawfulness vs means and ends 👁

jc: stay in the right path and practice the art of the sword                        wx: yeah thats not gonna happen chief

my reaction to wwx renouncing to the sect politics to help the wens was just that elmo burning gif in succession

the dramatic rain. wen qing desperately calling out to wen ning. the ghosts/puppets killing the guards. how terrifying wn actually was while wwx was controlling him :( lwj goeing after him to try and stop him and then he just; he Sees him and understands him even if he cant actually do anything about it other than let them go. 

“there must be somewhere in this earth we can go to :(((((((((”

"IF I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. DYING BY YOUR HANDS WOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH IT." oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd

also lwjs umbrella is white w black smoke.. .  . nice

yiling patriarch / demonic farming burial mounds settlement is like one of my favorite concepts. they an "EVIL" FARMING COMMUNITY LED BY THE VILLAGE WITCH COME ON

they planted TURNIPS and LOTUS FLOWERS and ONE (1) baby and made lanterns and a common hall :(((((((

wen qing and wei wuxian, baddest bitches and genius science best friends i absolutely LOVED to see it. they rly went ‘is anyone gonna sibling/project partner that’ and didnt wait for an answer

both wwx and jyl getting lotus ponds at the burial mounds and in lanling bc they miss lotus pier ;;;;;;;w

;;;;; wish jyl had actually gone into the burial mounds. we were robbed of jyl and wq meeting again and jyl meeting a-yuan and seeing the settlement and the homes and all ;w; at least jc did go, stab wounds and broken arms and all

wwx like... having thrown his whole life away to help the wens (yeah the sect leaders and jin guangshan in particular wanting his stygian tiger amulet was an Element but still) and not.... necessarily regretting it, but grappling with all of the consequences of it... becoming moody and drepressed at times, missing his family and lotus pier and his friends and probably simply missing being around people and causing trouble, extrovert that he is, lashing out at the wens and at a-yuan, just in general the whole messiness of that experience

the way the resentful energy does affect his temperament is rly nice bc its not too in your face,(i mean outside of the Shaky Hands of Rage) but like he clearly has a much lesser control on his anger and impulsivity (tall order) than both before bm and after hes ressurected

on that note A-YUAN BABIEST BABY BOY BEST BOY

lan zhan being like oh hey there wei ying fancy meeting u and our son here. just passing by u know how it is hmmmmMm and then PLOT TWIST having defied orders to go see him and being punished for it. oof;;

 they habent seen each other in like? a year? and now theyre tgt 10 seconds and are already parenting a child together

also lwj rly kneels down in the snow way too much to be healthy

wwx: calm down guyssss i wont lose control of demonic cultivation omgggg  .   spoiler alert: he loses control of demonic cultivation

did u enjoy cute children? good bc now the Real Pain Begins

jiang yanli and jin zixuan rly out there APROPRIATING both disaster gays AND bury ur gays huh ;w;

i KNEW jin lings birthday was gonna fuck something up but the GASP that left my body when wwx lost control of wn and killed jin zixuan .. . . 

im sorry and thank you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAA 

when wen ning and wen qing were telling wwx their plan i was saying NO NO NO NO NO NO out loud in despair 

also can we talk abt how wq is definetely talking about only the both of them surrending themselves but then? everyone else just surrenders w them? IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE WHY WOULD THEY what would be the Point

 sometimes there are some pretty gaping jumps in logic and continuity that are just like                     ?          ?

wwx: oh so when you try to murder me its justified but when i survive through dark magic and murder all of you its a "war crime"

unsurprisingly, his most feral, most spiraling moment talking to the sect leaders on the roof and attacking them and even fighting lan zhan is among my favorite scenes... its like, so painful to watch but also   so       thrilling   (and maybe my wen bbs dying arose some resentful energy in me what can i say) 

and its JUST, all they ever wanted was to do good but then... war. and trauma. and hubris. 

jiang cheng on the ground clearly thorn between what to do and feel is a Mood, lets just say

i was already crying when jyl showed up, but if i wasnt-

 i suffered SO MUCH through this series trying to figure out WHY jc would kill wwx. and when i understood. its somehow not as bad as i thought and also MUCH MUCH WORSE

a look into my group chat during the last flashback episodes:

SO ANYWAY. after the BLOOD BATH and RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT and FEEDING IT TO YOU  the untamed goes ‘ayy back to the present!! tu du dud ud du’ 

literally it ends a quarter into an episode and then KEEPS GOING i had to pause and stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour

babie cultivators and detective soulmates . i do need some cute after All of That 

(not that the pain is over LOL)

lwj is significantly less emotionally repressed in the present and its delightful. hes just ALL IN with wwx. and not just in the ‘i would and have killed various men and risked my reputation for you’ but also ‘ur tired here have a drink i brought it up cause i know u like it and it want you to be happy, always’

“when everyone praised me and wanted my power, you were the only one that challenged me. now that everyone hates me and wants me dead, youre the only one that stands by my side.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 

and just filling in the blanks how lan zhan searched for him. for all of those 16 years he searched for him and was punished for it and raised a-yuan, the only survivor of the burial mounds settlement, as his own in gusu......

and jiang cheng.  being the tough love uncle . having raised the yunmeng jiang clan from the rubble all alone, his whole family dead, some of it on the blame of his own brother, his siblings, his closest friends gone.......and only jin ling there needing his guidance. 

THE PARALLEL BETWEEN JIN LING BEING A LIFELINE FOR JIANG CHENG AND A-YUAN FOR LAN WANGJI AFTER THE BATTLE AT THE NIGHTLESS CITY  

great now i made myself sad

and like . the fact! that lwj and jc dislike each other!!. jc projects blame onto him for wwx both “leaving” him and indirectly causing their families deaths and when hes so consumed by it he makes wwx an enemy, lwj is there now? trying to protect him?? and lwj, who can never understand the pain that wwx , indirectly or not put jc through, but who was right there when jc tried to kill him and will never allow him to hurt wwx again. and how they like. in a way project blame of their tragedies onto each other while dealing with some type of survivor guilt and in their own way still loving wwx through it all???  amd in way its kind of fundamentally selfish but also tragically understandable? and like when u put it against the fact that after he disappears during the sunshot campaign they were looking for him together and fought together??

JUST. THE CHARACTERS. AND THE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS. MAN. UGH. GOD. 

and like i think thats what makes it so good? its such a sad and painful and violent story, edgy even, but its compelling bc at the center of it there are all of these relationships and different types of love and hope and. :( i love it

enough crying lets talk abt wwx sleeping at the jingshi with lwj and wearing his under garment for a minute 🙏

 jin ling just has that Was Raised by JC energy tho lmao i love him

babie cultivator squad is the perfect ammount of cute and comedic relief while still bearing the weight? of the narrative in a way, both from sizhui and jin lings existences, and also. like. how do i put this. they feel hopeful? they were born after a war, they came of age at a time of relative peace, they dont hold on so closely to the resentments of their parents/father figures, they are specifically shown as more accepting and open minded. and its like.... Hope for the future  

one of the ?? things  i love the most is the fact that the main cast are often in situations where theyre hunted/running but they like. never wear disguises... just going around in their gorgeous expensive clan clothes and hair ornaments and distinctive spiritual weapons.... maybe w a straw hat on, just for kicks

wwx teacher 🥺🥺🥺

so this is why its called Yi City Misery huh

a-qing is such. an icon. im so sad. my girl even knew to leave xys dumb self rotting by the road but no one listens to her thats why theyre all dead or sad 

her and xue yang measuring each other up was so entertaining lmao

 its the funniest thing when hes like. HERES MY SAD STORY. FOR WHY IM A SADISTIC MURDERER. I BROKE MY HAND ONCE. 

like ok someone broke his hand in a horrible way, and like Poverty, i get it but also like.......... that lost the brunt of a proper sob story like, 50 sadistic murders ago bby

and i love that xingchen does not entertain that for a second hes like ‘not ?????? good enough???’ and the best thing is he wasnt even like 'u hadto be the bigger person' or sth but ' well then break that dudes hand back, rip his arm off for i care, what do the rest of us have to do w anything???” 

anjo sensato :(

xue yang is like..... the sexy sadistic evil version of a himbo..... a meanbo...

the fucked upness of xy’s feelings for xxc/ xxc and sl feelings for each other... like my dude literally gave his bf HIS EYES. and xy getting so attached to xxc .... the fucked up fake domesticity.... having him hurt sl..... then desperately trying to bring him back ...................... oof

song lan........... literally had his eyes AND tongue removed, his bfs eyes put in place, was almost killed, turned into a puppet by his bf unknowingly, manipulated by xy, sees his bf killing himself in despair.... and STILL finds the strenght to get up from there, and keep on traveling and helping people and attempting to fix xxcs soul.......... like, my man. damn. 

wangxian looking at songxiao and seeing an Actually more painful parallel for themselves. ft. that Color Coding. 

THE A-YUAN/SIZHUI REVEAL PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART but in a good way for a change

should have know that he would be the Best Boy the cute one w all the braincells

the butterfly AND the bunny lantern. i see how it is

u know is very convenient that no one can see the stark black veins on wen nings neck, ever 

BAT WEN NING 

wns face when lwj comes into wwx room like ‘:0 omg did u two finally get your shit together? good for you master wei good for u’ 

(they didnt) (yet)

DISASTER DRUNK LWJ. JUST. THRUST SOME CHICKENS TO SHOW UR RESSURECTED BAE THAT U LOVE THEM.

i have absolutely no idea WHY they gave lwj the same punishment for fighting his own sect/allies to protect the burial mounds as when they got drunk on cloud recess class days.... like? its such a ... emotional continuity error again

also is lwj gonna get an actual friend besides wwx , ever

mianmian marrying and having a family and a cute life after saying FUCK U AND UR SYSTEM TOO in a much less unhinged and dramatic way than wwx......... fills me w joy

also lol the idea that like. her husband not knowing that shes friends w satan/the boogey man/the village witch is hilarious

i love nie mingjue bc hes the resident Though Guy but also the most dramatic bitch in this show and thats Saying Something

jin ling cant have one uneventful relative can he

the fact that everyone present already knew “mo xuanyu” was wwx at the stairs is so funny, their faces are like ‘oh............ wow. that. sure is a development. shock” 

in the tradition of extremely loud whispers wwx tells lwj with twelve guards standing like one meter away from them: HEY PSH LAN ZHAN PRETEND IM FORCING YOU TO STAY W ME DO IT

oh my god oh my god

the absolute Yearning on his face when he leaves wwx and a-yuan at the burial mounds and refuses to stay for dinner was already Enough but the fact?? they brought it back?? to this declaration of love?? their expressions??????? strike me dead right now just go ahead

lFor Legal Reasons We Cant Kiss but we will have a very sappy declaration of love and trust and look at each other in way that is the actualization of 💞💘💗💖💓💘💞💗💖💘💗💖💕💞

also icb all the sect leaders and guards are standing there watching them say they like like each other with a dozen swords pointing at their neck

i enjoyed the depiction of the fickle public perception and how easily it can be used to scapegoat people. when the sect leaders turn on jgy and wwx knows thats its more for convenience than anything else...

poor lxc is literally like 'oh so when YOUR problematic boyfriend gets called evil its a misunderstanding but when its MY problematic bf-'

ok like i cant get over nmj let jgy play a song that messed with his temperament at all, like maN u KNEW he might be shady wth

wwx: “hey dont say anything bad abt lan zhan hes not an arrogant dick, thats just his face. 

ME ON THE OTHER HAND"

the cultivators as wwx is poking holes in their narrative is literally *nazaré meme*

"wei wuxian-!" "what did i break your leg, too?" not to be problematic but i laughed so hard

not as hard as "you dont have the rank to talk to me " tho

i Enjoy that, over the course of story, wwx sees that... theres nothing truly to Do, but move on. he saw how his arrogance and his mistakes hurt others, and hes trying to fix what he can, but he already did die for his mistakes and there are things he cant fix and that's. just how it is. even towards jgy, the narrative doesn't go gleefully and completely with "lets make THEM pay bc theyre the big bad" bc its not that simple, and it wouldn't lead anywhere but more pain...

re him and jiang cheng and the wens and kinda. isnt that what nhs did? scheming to displace jgy out of revenge more than any justice and doing so in the most painful way?

idk if that actually makes sense im truly just babbling

i thought the scene at the lotus pond would be CUTE but the context was PAIN again

jiang cheng finding out about his golden core and his conflict with wwx at the guanyin temple .... destroyed me but in a nice way kinda.... same way it destroys him look at his face oh god

and. the fact??? he sacrificed himself for wwx?? first?? and he'll probably never tell anyone much less wwx???? keeps me up at night

i havent decided if the neckbreak transition between jgy does sth super Evil or does he he does OR Does He yes he does O R does heeeee is sth i dislike or not

jin guangyao and wei wuxians most interesting parallel is that... theyve both seen 'hmm hey this system is fucked up' and wwx went 'so fuck it all i will renounce it and challenge it' and jgy went 'so fuck it i will use all of it to my advantage and manipulate it to my goals and whims'

the fact jgys mom was actually great and he loved her and his whole issue w it was more than simply being ashamed of being a bastard kinda got me ngl

never trust a dude with a fan.

nhs and jgy: the first rule to a convoluted and decades spanning violent revenge plot is to have fun and be yourself! 

when a-yuan finally FINALLY remembers ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; wen ning has someone in his family back and a-yuan has someone to talk abt his wen family and wwx has him back bc he survived and lwj raised him anD HES THEIR SON. THEYRE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON. UGH.

and theyre allowed to heal. everyone is allowed to try and recover and be happy

netflix put all of the 3 endings on top of each other and it looks kinda weird actually BUT I DONT EVEN MIND :’’’’’’’’’)

the gasp that left me when lwj says ‘wei ying’ and wwx turns.........

there was also a screen with ‘thank you mxtx for creating these characters, we hope their wishes come true’ and i might. have cried then too. maybe. 

that was . a ride. as is proven by this behemot of a ramble clearly i just really needed and Outlet. i am currently trying to convince dumb monkey brain to not consume the other medias of mdzs immediately bc i REALLY need to like. live. a life. and take care of real responsibilities.  *longest oh boi ever*

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 19.04.21 lb

here's what you "missed" (lbr tho, not watching tellywood is not called MISSING, it's called "FREEDOM") last week on this shitshow:

kabir pehla mauka dekh ke vatttt liya. #livefree my love.

kiara died the most inglorious death - forcefed a peanut butter milkshake.

riddhima as per usual, the moment someone drops dead in their vicinity, turned to vansh and was like:

ghar mein saaaaare 90s bachche start playing CID-CID. kaabil detectives watching this bs like......

besttttt part is that none of these dumbasses are ANYYYYYYYYYY closer to opening the damn black box than they were 2 weeks ago.

meanwhile someone keeps threatening riddhima ki they're gonna tell vansh the whole 6 hours secret. ho hum. sansaaaar ko khatam ho jaana hai lekin yeh manhoos raaz nahi khulna.

aslkdjaslkdjlsakjdlaskjd anu mom and her new-found spirituality and daily meditation is actually sending me.

mummyji being super helpful and telling riddhima ki dadi has the torch now. love how the whollllllle family is just playing passing the parcel with this thing, getting their grubby fingerprints all over it, as if it's NOT A VALUABLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE IN A MURDER.

dadi meanwhile is burning a hole in her phone screen staring at kiara's tattoo. bachchon se leke buddhon tak sabne isko ghoora hai, lekin majaal hai, inmein se ek ko bhi kuch samajh aaya ho. why can't y'all just accept that maybe it means nothing, it's just one of those dumb foreign language tattoos, that probably say "ek plate gobi manchurian" or some shit.

riddhima's here asking for the torch and dadi is just like BHAKKKKK NIKAL YAHAAN SE while having flashbacks to brandishing the mashaal like some crazyass charlotesville nazi.

another flower delivery for riddhima that vansh is receiving at the door, and sis loses it. runs like PT USHA and grabs the flowers and note outta his hand thinking it's another threat and tears it up.

vansh here like:

but also she cut her hand so ofc he's using mauka to suck on her finger. MAN IN THESE CORONA TIMES, Y'ALL REALLY KILLING ME WITH THIS GANDAAAAAA NON HYGENIC BEHAVIOURRRR.

lmao the bouquet was from vansh, as an apology (for what? no like, we've lost count of all the shit you do on an hourly basis, so which exact thing are you saying sorry for right now????)

also what adbhut new way of being pregnant is this that the immj2 ladies have cracked, ki inka itnaaaaaa se bhi pait nahi nikalta????

anyway, some blah blah cutesy romance bakchodi that no one has time for. i liked it better when y'all were constantly horny.

angre as usual here with some manhoos khabar that has vansh frowning and storming away.

police aayi hai. excuse you, we don't recognize any cops here but our one and only KABIR. HAIN KAHAN HUMAARA LADKA??? MISSING HO RAHI HAI YAAR?!?!!!? KYUN LAGA RAKHA HAI FALTU KA YEH SHOW WITHOUT THE BEST CHARACTER THAT EXISTS IN IT?

anyway police is like we heard there was a murder here, and vansh is like huh whaaa here no??? no dead ppl here, no sir. you may leave. police waale bhaiyya is like bhak chutiye, aise thodi hota hai, warrant laaye hain, hatt saamne se.

angre taking out a rolled up carpet, a trick outta the vihaan book. but it's too small to have anything rolled up in it, so.......

doesn't stop the police from making a big deal of searching it though, while vansh side mein se taane maarta hai. waise bhai kaaafi good mood mein hai aaj kal. looks like someone's been taking their meds these days.

riddhima just randomly falling down behind them. like..... ???????

this police is literally too dumb to function. THEY CAME WITH A WARRANT TO SEARCH THE WHOLE HOUSE, JUST LOOKED INSIDE THIS ONE ROLLED CARPET (THAT TOO AFTER GETTING DISTRACTED BY RIDDHIMA'S RANDOM GIRRNA) AND WERE LIKE OK DONE THERE'S NOTHING HERE BYE. LMAO WHAT THE HELL, MY CAT PLAYS HIDE AND SEEK WITH MORE FOCUS AND PURPOSE THAN THIS.

husband wife and anu mom giggling over how riansh ke do takke ka pyaar is enough to chutiya banaofy everyone. kya hi bakwaaas.

the slightest of movement and vansh is dizzy. lol is he severely anemic like me???? join the club, bitch. we have iron supplements.

oh boy, cut to a while later and bro don't look too good. he's still smiling at riddhima's banter and all, but.......... idk man, he looks like he's having a daura of some sort.

riddhima's amazing medical knowledge (or just plain common sense???) finally kicks in and she's like, u ok dude? imma call a doc. and he's like nooooooo i'm fiiiiiiiiiiiine. ok whatever. maro apne iss stupid secret container room office mein. bewakoof.

ISKE BEECH MEIN BHI ROMANCE. BHAAD MEIN JAO YAAR TUM LOG.

asldkjaslkdjlaskdjlaskdj angre ne laash ko vyom ke ghar rakh diya. as if there aren't enough creepy things lying around in there in the first place.

ok vansh seems to be getting real breathless and sickly.

meanwhile idhar angre is doing some kinda depraved play with kiara's laash and........... man everyone in this show is a fucking psychopath.

also it's now been like 3, 4 days since the chick died and ..................... body's not smelling ripe yet?

vansh coughing his way through opening that stupid orange coloured black box and.......... abbe chutiye, zinda rahoge toh khol paoge?????????

anyway the tattoo code whatever only has 5 digits and he needs 6 and meanwhile anu mom has come yelling about how siya's gone missing. great. ek pallllllll ka chain nahi is pagal-khaane mein.

find some letter in her room. vansh's coughing is getting worse and worse. bro, time to get a covid test.

at least siya was helpful enough to tell everyone she's going to saste!bhaiyya.

asli bhaiyya is understandably very very upset. and thus coughing and huffing puffing even more. SOMEONE TAKE THIS DUDE TO A DOCTOR THIS IS GETTING DISTRESSING TO WATCH OML.

anu mom toh is full-on ignoring vansh actively dying in front of her rn and is like OH GOD SIYA KAHIN KOI "NAADAAANI" MEIN ZINDAGI KHARAAB NAA KAR BAITHE (meaning: OMG VIRGINITY KHATRE MEIN HAIIIIII!!!!!!!!)

riddhima is like dude you're not fucking ok and he's still like I'M FINE I'M JUST WORRIED FOR SIYA. idk man i'd be more worried about your obviously failing phepdein and dil than your sister's hymen, but that's just me i guess.

riddhima is calling vyom and threatening him, and nothing gets vyom hornier than being threatened, so ofc, bhai mood mein hai.

vyom, unlike all other tellywood baddies (and even goodies), is a big believer in consent. good on him. 10 points to him over every other chutiya man in this show.

he's informing her about how vansh thikaane lagaofied the laash at his place. oufffffff, y'all need to respect poor dead kiara instead of just shuffling her body back and forth like this. uski aatma tum logon ke upar mandaraaayegi, dekhna.

riddhima's like idc about all this i just want siya to be safe and he's like too late babe. sardi, khaasi, na malaria hua; humko love love love loveriaaaaa huaaaa.

vyom's like siya aayi apni marzi se hai, par jaayegi meri marzi se. guess he don't believe in consent so much anymore. (revokes the 10 points i gave hm earlier. also taking away 50 points for this uglyass suit. bhai tu shirt utar, wohi behtar hai.)

vansh has now progressed to coughing like the people from the pre-movie anti-tobacco ads now.

hides the orange black box in yet another secret room hidden behind some panel, where all the raisinghania wealth is hoarded like pirate's booty in all these crates. y'all crazy, its 2021, put that shit in offshore bank accounts you dumbasses.

anyway he tells angre all this shit kaafi detail mein, and lord idk how angre ke neeyat doesn't phisalofy to just off this fucker and take over the whole thing himself. zero ambition this boy has. ishani hoti isske jagah, toh pakka karti. precap: riddhima trying to console vansh about siya; vyom being a creepy ass monologuing loser as per usual; vansh pays a visit to vyom exuding hella lotta sexy energy.

[rosesnink]

i dont know if you’re trying to shade the largely american-based black lives matter movement but please be aware that it is unnecessary to imply that american activism is being too loud because you don’t think we’re caring enough about other countries. there is vital work to do in america. the person you just were reblogging about was certainly being ridiculous, but american activists are working tirelessly to affect life and death matters; you don’t need to shade us

You know what? I've tried all long to be nice and all, but I'm done being nice. Y no me voy a quedar callada.

You know why I said AND meant this? Because it's always about you. Your shows that only become worse. Your history. Your culture that is utterly abhorrent. Your lack of care for the rest of the world. Everything about you is despicable.

Since WW2 it has been all about you, how important and rich you were even after the disaster you commited in the 1929 crack... That if you can even tell me what exactly happened and why.

In the UN you can refuse to help or vote if anyone else is in trouble alongside another two countries I won't mention because 1) my problem is with you 2) you can look it up or ask anyone from historyblr if you even know about that part of tumblr.

All you've done is declaring wars and believing you're better because you don't have monarchs bossing you around and you're economical world-wide potential, but that is all. Y'all who has been born white, rich, straight and in good conditions don't know a thing about us in Europe, Asia, Africa and South America.

And this goes beyond BLM and you know it, anon

It goes about how y'all expect us to help you and donate you even when some of us are in economical crisis and even starving to death, but when we ask for your help you don't even know where to begin because you cannot even locate us! It's all Mexico, Russia, England and nothing else because you're all dumb!

We're the ones being shaded over.

We're the ones being ignored, invalidated.

You're not being 'too loud' you're being heard. We're not. When Spain was going through a grave economical crisis, no one, especially US ppl looked the other way while my family was under misery

People around the world is starving, dying, being beaten, kidnapped, etc. And you're not listening because you've never heard about them, their history, etc, while we have to know about you when I couldn't care less.

The thing is that when we need help from anybody, not just only USA, we don't get enough because you can afford to look the other way and let us burn.

You think you're special and better because you're rich and known and heard and popular, but so we were once. Spain was as great as you are once. And England. And Germany. But you don't know because you don't care and never did. Never bothered. Until we said we're done and we deserve to be as well attended as you. Some countries here are recovering from YOUR wars and destructive ideology and you dare come to me with this???

Who the fuck you think you are, honestly?

Y'all are now getting offended because we've finally called out your racists, clueless, dumb asses and y'all getting mad about it, but I won't go speechless anymore.

You think you're heroes, glorious, etc but there are nations that if they wanted, they could crush you in a minute and without even trying it, but they don't because guess what? They're better than the USA.

I'm really sorry for all the immigrants who have to put up with someone like you, really. If I were them I'd teach you some Spanish attitude over here because you're so used to have ppl suck up your ass and lick it hard that get mad and cry a river when called out

Because lbh y'all wouldn't last a day with many of our cultures.

And oh! Hudush was damn right about what she said, she was in all her right to call y'all clueless asses out. Ya hear me? @hudush was and IS right and you need to shut the fuck up, open a history book and learn instead of sing This Is America and never look past USA.

Do me a favor, less ass licking and crying a river and more learning beyond what your professors teach you. Because when you get out of the USA, I assure you, you'll get fucked all over your avaible holes.

That is all I have to say.

[kpoptionate]

shy first date/kiss w mina !

[masterlist in bio] 03.03.19 [reposted 03.13.19] pairing: myoui mina {twice} x reader {female} genre: fluffyyy word count: 1.213k a/n: aghdsgc this was a cute ass request so i had to do it asap uwu warning: i’m terrible at kiss scenes and ending stories so ignore the dumbness; undedited

uM OKA Y SOFT UWU HOURS ARE O P E N N

alright so you and mina have been dating for a good two weeks now

u guise are the cutest couple i swear

like u’re always giggling n smiling n blushing n looking away when u hold hands or brush the hair out of the other’s eyes

but,,,

neither of y’all have had the guts to kiss the other person yet !!

or go on a date !!

shyness just completely envelops both of you whenever the thought pops up in ur heads

so mina decides it’s time for that to change !!

she just wants to be a cute ass pair of bitches walking hand in hand down the sidewalk in cute ass outfits n cute ass smiles n cute ass energy radiating off of u two

n being the romantic ass hoe she is, what cuter date could two girlfriends have than at a café ! i live for café dates omg

so she arranges plans w u for the little one by the park near all the other shops

and the next three days it’s the only thing she can think of oml

finally ur seventeen (17) day anniversary arrives

aka the day of ur first date

n this poor bby is all over the place

what does she wear ? how early does she show up ? does she bring u flowers ? how does she greet u ?

little stuff like that, but obv she just wants everything to be perfect

after a good hour and a half and with the help of momo’s boujee ass mina finally finds an outfit

like a little black pleated skirt w a beige sweater n a brown mini purse crossed over her body w her hair lightly curled

idk what it is but she looks cute as hell ok

n she wants to be sweet n shit too so she leaves a lil early to stop by the flower shop to get u one (1) pink n white tulip bc she thinks it’s super cute

she ends up getting to the café ten minutes early but that’s okay !! she just waits by the door outside for u to arrive

u, on the other hand,,,

are an abSOLUTE MESS TOO

LITERALLY

U’RE GOING ON A DATE W MYOUI MINA

WHAT I S N’T THERE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT

so after spending ur hour figuring out to wear n get ur hair n makeup or wtvr done

u set off on ur way to ur date !

u figured being five minutes early was reasonable, it gave mina time to get there if she hadn’t yet n if she had then she wouldn’t be waiting too long

so now when u walk up n she’s standing there lookin like a cute ass mf ur heart e x p l o d e s in the middle of the sidewalk

like bby pls don’t look so good u’re giving people heart attacks

she gives u a bright ass smile as she walks over to hug u

n her perfume is the prettiest thing u’ve ever smelled in ur life

then she remembers !! she brought u smth !!

“here u go !! i got this for u (／≧ω＼)”

like it’s just a single flower but the thought is so cute

n the color matches her face rn too which is adORABLE

so u shyly take it n look down (or confidently w a wink n blowing a kiss, idk whatever fits ur personality i guess) n u guise finally walk in n take a seat by the window

since u didn’t bring her anything but she did u decide to pay for the meal (i don’t know what it’s called ? order ? service ? i—)

n u guise just sit n chat for a good forty-five minutes about everything

still smiling n giggling n being cute gays as always

but,,,,bbygirl's havin a hard time paying attention to what u’re saying

u’re just,,,so mesmerizing to her,,,,

ur voice,,,the way ur eyes sparkle in the sun,,,the way u take a sip of ur drink every time u giggle,,,

n eventually she finds herself being focused on ur lips

!! cliché warning here !!

they’re just so ?? kissable ??

how has she not felt their kissability yet ???

after a few moments of wondering,,,,how u’d smooch,,,,

she makes it her goal to have ur first kiss during this first date !!

“mina, are u ok ? u’ve been zoning out on me :((”

,,,(˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)

“no, no !! i-i just,,,,”

n she just sits there ?? moving her lips n hands ?? as if she’s talking ?? but nothing’s coming out ??

u caught her off guard with a question that’s difficuLT TO ANSWER

“if u’re not enjoying this we can go do smth else,,,it rly doesn’t bother me”

lmao fucK u’re scaring her now

how ?? does one just tell their girlfriend ?? they haven’t been paying attention to her ?? bc they want to kiss tf out of her ??

one can’t

so

one does the next best thing

mina moves her purse so she can go over to the other side of the booth to sit beside u

reallllllllllll close to u

n just kinda,,,,looks at u ??

but right before u can ask what’s up she takes ur face in her hands n gives u a cute loving smile

n leans forward to connect her lips to urs

whoop whoop ! ur heart’s beating a million miles an hour but hers is going a million n one

it’s ?? so soft n gentle

almost as if u’re a china doll n she’s scared she’ll brake u

there’s not much movement, but she slowly pulls away only after a few seconds

when she does, u can taste the coffee from her lips lingering on urs

she looks at u again for a few seconds before she br e a ks

not like a crying breakdown

more of a hiding-her-face-n-laughing-bc-she-can’t-believe-she-actually-did-that type breakdown

also bc of the old lady at the table across from u clapping at the cute lesbos getting shy after a kiss

she shoots her head back up n stutters apologies n u’re like ??

lmao why r u apologizing ?? it was great ?? totally would do it again ??

n mina sits there like u shot an arrow thru her chest

great ?? her ?? again ?? rly ?? (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

she composes herself n flips her hair w a confident smile like lmao ikr

causing u to giggle at her

n her to giggle at ur giggle

u confirm that it was indeed cute n sweet but the baristas have been staring at y’all for the past ten minutes bc u’ve been here so long

so she’s like “o ok”

n as u leave the café hand-in-hand, u turn to her n place another lil peck on her lips as u let go of her hand n continue walking w a wink

she stands there for a good moment before coming back to reality n hurrying up to u, hitting u for teasing her in front of so many ppl ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ

[sasukebarmitzvah]

watching every naruto opening and discussing my opinions because im bored liveblog

original

took me a little while to warm up to it idk why maybe because its not as up tempo and its a shonen and i want to get hype but i love it now. love the part where the camera pans around team 7 fighting randos they are babies… also its so funny when sasuke holds out his hand to naruto to help him out of the lake and he jsut fist bumps him. gay boy

Haruka fucking kanata baby!!!!!!!! a fav. like we all know this. i listen to the song just regularly a lot and every time it comes on shuffle im like Oh my god its haruka kanata. read the english translation of the lyrics… sns

this one got stuck in my head for a while lol. i like seeing everyone babie and i like naruto shaking his head at the end to dry off like a dog

DDMnanannaddnnaaaaa naaaaaaaaa nda aaWE ARE FIGHTING DEAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOLI OLI OLIOOOOoohh!!!!! very fun very good also a very good time in the show, hello tsunade

**edgy shonen opening where theres something important in front of a chain link fence**

lol skipping 6-9 bc thats the huge chunk of filler which i didnt actually watch most of

shippuden

heros come back is SO GOOD absolutely one of my favs. banger first of all. i love how its actually choreographed and naruto sakura kakashi are like moving to the beat and i love the part where the animation is like pencil sketchy and theyre running and their bodies warp bro its just cool. the part where everyone dramatically reaches for gaara is fun, also love deidaras moment. anyway i shake my ass to this song eveyrday

distance oh god oh fuck. YOU ARE MY FRIEND!!! the sasuke and naruto stuff where they are little baby at the beginning at the end we return to the same place theyre there and like about to stab each other i’m going to scream. i lvoe the song of course. hello sai! i love team 7s little spotlight moments where they get to pose to the music its so cute. why is sasuke snake jesus? DO you remember that long lost DREAM!!!!!!!!!!

BLUE BIRD YA BANGER ok the whole symbolism. when naruto falling next to sasuke rising is positioned like yin and yang lol. when naruto is falling from the sky but then sasuke comes to mind and he springs into action lol. ok random people from the fillers i dont care about. naruto fell in the lake he picks up the bird feather interspersed with a couple shots of sasuke horgh. additional reading: paper bag by fiona apple

closer is one of the ones where im like eh its ok its not my favorite and then it gets to the chorus and my dumb ass is jsut screaming YOU KNOW THE CLOSER YOU GET TO SMETHING THE TOUGHTER IT IS TO REACHIT. the funniest part where narutos moping and thinking of sasuke and then he just perks up and smiles at the camera like. gay boy. like getting to see the asuma fight scenes in this op, also it was so funny seeing him get all the screentime in this op knowing hes about to die like yeah very subtle

SHA LA LA!!!! LOVE IT i love it i love it soooo much first of all banger second of all naruto looking into the water and his reflection is sasuke. lollllll. metaphor m-e-t-a-p-h-o-r the little prechorus bit in the middle gives me chills. love sasuke walking into the purple pool like a smug motherfucker thats my boy. at the end zooming into sasukes pupil zoom out it’s narutos eye oh the poetry..

signs another one of the ones where im like eh whatever its fine but not my fav but by the chorus i am standing on the table freaking out. like fuck jiraiya but this one got me a lil. the lighting and choreography of the sasuke itachi fight bit is sooooo nice and pretty, love getting to see all the new players in the story. baby ame orphans fading to the shot of yahiko as pain.. :(

this one literally makes me cry. i get chills what the fuck. definitely one of my favs. am i a bitch? maybe. i like the song by itself but like the way the rise/general shape of the melody flows with the visuals its like oh god oh fuck. again fuck jiraiya but like the role his character serves as a link between these disparate groups of people and the way thats used in this opening… how it starts and ends with him writing and this is the arc where naruto reads tales of a gutsy ninja and he learns about how he got his name and jiraiya wrote the book and hes WRITING and im going CRAZY!! i’m starting to tear up watching it rn. the shot of konan and the pains in that moment just before they leap forward. Sayonaaaaaaara aa lksasldfkwpoeifjhnuerIELFeuiertekdjsnlfweiourbg kakashis moment is cool in this op. also love to see the girls getting fight scenes in this op cus they sure dont in the actual show LOL anyway yeah im at the part where the melodys just hitting sooo different oh my god naruto frog eyes

DIVERRRRRRR. FAV literally like naruto is drowning. hes drowning and everyone is pushing him up so he can breathe again everyone is fighting to save him and thnen he s ouf ot the water and then he sees sasuke drowning and he JUMPS BACK IN. FOR ONE PERSON EVEN THOUGH ALL THESE OTHER PEOLE were working to help him out he dives back in for SASUKE whos drowning in the eyehole of obitos mask which is cool. ok yeah this is another one where im like tearing up because THe cymbal is em….. the way The movement of the visuals is choreographed with the song is so much. nico TOUCHED the fucking walls.

this one kinda annoys me i dont know why it just wasnt my favorite. love the sasuke and naruto staring at each other intensely moment though, would this be a shippuden opening without that. also the part at the end where sakura holds up her kunai and it like slashes and covers sasuke and naruto… inch resting…

newsongs so weird i love it. like what the hell is going on. why is naruto running like hes from some weird gmod video from 2013. love the LITERAL choreography, everyone dancing to the song like this is a musical. theres just a lot of weird moments which is fun. love sai naruto and sakura making the seal together to shoot lightning. raikage leaping gracefully across the beach

i do not enjoy this one. i just dont. it just feels like we’re bootlicking which of course we are because this is the war arc and everything is a nightmare

i remember seeing the first episode with this opening and i was excited bc its like… great another naruto pining for sasuke one this is what im here for. a light banger. minato manlet monday. ohh right this was the one where gaara sees his dad again and his OH I SEE SASUKEE

Banger! nico did indeed touch the walls again. i like that this one is like visually thematically consistent thru the whole thing, i like the nighttime dimly lit atmosphere with the bursts of brighter colorful lighting, also whenever i see tsunade i freak out. narutos cute at the end

SUCH A BANGER!!! also very cool visual style, appreciate it for that like the last one, its got that pretty consistent aesthetic with the red sky and the high contrast black blocking its fun and cool to watch. did i mention the song is a bit of a banger. obito passing thru the rock is cool too bad hes an idiot

ok from this one there were two lines i remember always seeing in the english sub that made me freak out. and one of them was like “this red hot love burning my heart” and it was over kakashi and obito fighting like damn OK. also the “i put the candle out with my finger” thing sticks in my head idk why. hate that we have the narutos big meaty claws i mean manly hands moment though. omg its hashirama and madara and then it CUTS TO SASUKE AND NARUTO IN THE SAME POSE LOL OK…

SILHOUETTE IS a banger… not as much so as some of the others but its a lot of fun. very colorful op, we got some naruto pining for sasuke, classic. also love the thing where ppl are running and they age as they do and they sort of grow into their present selves, a fun visual bit. the end where narutos like obito be nice now look at all these people behind me who think youre a meanie please be nice :(((((((((

another one with a really good visual principle ugh i love how the style of the show is integrated w the styles of more traditional printmaking its very swexy and nice to look at

LINE uugrgh i love this one, maybe a fav… naruto chasing after the light and sasuke trying so hard to snuff it out as they both reflect on their memories of each other oh god oh fuck… also i love the bits where it just has all the characters in a row like it reminds me of that one post about how in the endgame trailer they had a shot of all the female characters together to be like Girl power!! and someone was like yeah thats them showing u exactly how many women theyre going to disrespect LMAO but yeah i do love this op. also the song itself being slower w/ the triplet tempo is a nice change of pace

blood circulator hee hee… the version of this with naruto and sasuke moments is A Lot but even just the generic first version is fun. the part where narutos like knocked on his face hes sinking into the tar and hes not even trying to save himself hes just staring at sasuke, but then he sees sasuke distressed and he goes bijuu mode immediately like What did u say about my mans? there is some homoeroticism

i really hate everything about this i hate it all. sasuke is cute. thats it. ok first of all why did choji cut his hair his long hair look was so gooooooood. hinata bimboification? i mean if anything it was fun to watch these fillers just cus it was fun to watch kakashi be the hokage but really goofy and also the Crumbs tossed to the kakairus… but yeah i hate everything temari got bimbofied too like ugh please let her be a dyke :( this isnt even me talking necessarily about the opening this is me just being like i hate the naruto ending. LOL SASUKE AND NARUTOS NO HOMO BRO HIGH FIVE AT THE END LOLLLLL

ok im done

[seokjins]

lit no one excluding ppl equally overly biased should read that and think it's impartial. the whole thing is basically "HERE'S AN 3849834974 ESSAY ON MY FAVE and these breadcrumbs for this other guy + a lot of hidden demoralization"

its . ok 

like for me as a dancer that analysis goes BEYOND the whole “oh this member is more popular/he is my bias” it goes into dance history and how all of it is feeding unintentionally into racism and cultural bias.

hoseok comes from a street dancing/hip hop background (altho the only person in bts who’s ever properly breaked is JK i think) and as we know well enough, that was a style that formed on the streets of NYC, primarily in black neighborhoods. there’s always been the “ghetto” or “unsophisticated” image associated both with black people, but also with black dancers, black culture, and art that comes out of these places. this traces back to american history as well; rooted in how slaves were not allowed to preserve their original traditions through dance and could only do a shuffling-type step called the ring shout

katherine dunham, who was a choreographer/dancer on broadway (and one of the main people who inspired george balanchine. GEORGE FUCKING BALANCHINE!!!!!) had gone to uchicago and done her thesis on the amalgamation of american jazz/neoclassical dance language and brought in more african styles of dance into her work because she, as a black woman, did not feel connected to the type of dance seen in america + reflected on stage and yeah ! there’s a reason why ! because people think that just bc something is european means it’s more sophisticated or whatever !

the fact that OP had been so elitist to say that jimin had “better technique” because he paid attention to his lines (shape of his body extending out in all directions for his limbs) or whatever fucking else that is ONLY RELEVANT TO BALLET AND OTHER FORMS OF EUROPEAN AESTHETIC (torso erect, repeatable movements, emphasis on the couple such as ballet pas de deux, and NOT grounded movement) is so elitist ! 

like fuck you ! i grew up doing ballet ! 14 yrs of it ! and i understand that every form of dance is difficult, that they have their own rules ! street dance is very grounded and features and africanist aesthetic (bent at the shoulders and waist, polyrhythmic, connected to ground, bent knees) and OP, either unconsciously or consciously, had been feeding into this racist ass stereotype that any style closer to ballet is automatically better or shows that a dancer is more skilled than another ! ha ha motherfucking wrong !

are u kidding me...jduging everything off a more classical/neoclassical standpoint....i could never pick up any breaking moves to save my fucking life. my friends’ shoulders are busted as hell and he straight up throws himself at the ground all the time ! his entire style is based off of improvisation ! he’s so fucking buff like ! bboys arent just some scummy people who don’t have any technique … their steps are codified like ballet/contemporary too so yall ! don’t say shit if you aren’t educated lmfao ! 

[pockpop]

sunset,sunshine | lee felix

➵  summary: being the first black idol from one of the big three is already a challenge, but dealing with felix and feelings? it seems even harder.

➵  genre: fluffy, angsty, cutesy cringe ish

➵ request(s): (1) hello luv ❤ if requests are still open, may I ask for a Felix x y/n fic where y/n is part of the upcoming jyp girl group with survival group ( like stray kids) and she's the first biracial (black & korean) artist from the big 3 ?? oh and y/n is a fellow crackhead Aussie too lmao. thank you!

(2) hello! may i request a felix x australian!reader fic where y/n is the maknae, main dancer, main rapper, & vocalist of a unique girl group that like produces and writes songs, like skz! ( they also don't do basic concepts like cute and sexy). but the gag is... reader is the 1st black and korean idol! reader is a w a l k i n g meme and very 4d, which ppl rlly like!! lmao she's also a fellow 00 liner, and since her and felix have a lot in common, many international fans ship them together! thank u!

➵  a/n: ermm I got these requests a WHILEE back and I honestly just didn’t know how to go about it? but it is finally here and I’m so sorry for how late it is and a complete foolery mess but I hope you like it anons and I hope this at least makes you smile cause who doesn’t love them some felix okay?

sept.15.2018  | 3:06am

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••

you bopped your head to the music blasting through your headphones as you bounced down the brand new halls of the new jyp building. your sneakers squeaked against the floor as you bowed to the staff you passed and waved to a few friends you had made so far as a new part of jyp’s company.

but people recognized you everywhere you went and called you ‘jyp’s experiment’ because technically, that was what you were. the agents talent scouted you, more for your great musical abilities than your mixed race, and instantly you had become a trainee for jyp.

but that was over two years ago, and now you were officially a debuted idol in one of the newest girl groups,the first black and korean idol of the big three, so of course there was much talk in the kpop world of how much you were going to change it. you could produce, write your own songs, dance,sing, and act a bit, you were a triple hit and people called you trouble. not that you didn’t mind.

it was pretty early in the morning and so as you came to the dance practice rooms, some were still empty but a few had occupants. you were passing one of the rooms when a head of orange hair caught your eye. immediately backtracking, you glanced through the small window of the door to see felix of stray kids practicing alone.

you had only met him in passing a few times but he mostly kept your conversations short and brief,always smiling that gorgeous smile of his. he always practiced around the same time as you and you always wanted to have at least conversation but you just didn’t know how.

people always said you were a pretty open person and extremely a mess, a walking meme so to speak, but felix was different. he was australian just like you and you both struggled with korean coming to the country, so there was common topics,but he was always gone before you could start.

you watched him glide across the floor, his movements so effortless and sharp. he knew his balance and it was as if he connected to the music in a way you had never seen before.

you wanted to watch him for a little bit more,but you wanted to go over a few parts before your members got there. but right as you were about to leave, felix suddenly looked back directly at you,’catching your eye. embarrassed,you slowly backed away and quickly tried to walk away but instantly you heard the swift opening of the door.

“it’s rude to stare you know,” you heard his accent loud over your music. you were wondering if all the times he could’ve actually made conversation, why now when you looked like you just rolled out of bed and was staring at him hardcore. you turned around and scoffed, waving him off,”it wasn’t staring, it was admiring a fellow artist,”

felix smirked glancing down at his sneakers, then back up at you, sweat dripping down his forehead. “admiring? hmm I don’t think that’s the word for it,”

feeling how warm your cheeks were getting, you turned to leave,”g’day sunshine, mama’s gotta go!”

“see ya later peeper!”

you gasped turning back to him and the moment he began to laugh at you, you narrowed your eyes at him.” listen up sunset looking head ass boy, you trying me too early in the morning,” this insult only made him laugh harder and soon you broke into a smile just at seeing his face light up the way it did.

he finally calmed down to say,”you’re actually funny when you’re not rushing to get away from me. you know, as fellow aussie’s we should get to know each other.”

“hmm yeah no, i don’t become friends with boys that still use the word peeper,”

rolling his eyes, felix leaned against the door handle,”fine, admirer, let’s hang sometime later if you’re not busy.”

tilting your head at him as you backed away slowly, you hummed in thought,”I might take you up on that offer, I think you might be funny enough to roll with me.”

“I might be? oh girl you have no idea,”

and that’s truly how your friendship with felix grew. he hated being called sunset sunshine head by you but allowed you to do it because he thought you were cute. plus you spoke your mind, always tagged him in memes and did fortnite dances with him on the roof of the jyp building, without a care in the world.

even though your mini album was done, you were still working. you wrote lyrics, produced music, having the positions of maknae, a main dancer, rapper, and vocalist at times, you had a lot on your plate, but felix came in clutch with sending his memes of the day.

but international and korean fans eventually caught on to how close you two were.it truly wasn’t a secret that you both would make entire fools of yourselves backstage at music shows and the cameras caught it all. international fans truly went wild for it,some korean fans as well but not everyone was very happy about it and didn’t keep it secret.

»»

one late night, after a music show performance, you returned to the studio to work on a new song you had begun to write. but after getting stuck on a line, you ended up just reading some comments online because they truly were your guilty pleasure.

“y/n and felix are a whole ass mood,”

“she’s annoying,”

“omg what if felix and y/n are secretly dating and end up like edawn and hyuna?”

“I can’t stand how weird y/n is, sorry not sorry.”

“if felix is interested in someone like y/n, I feel sorry for him.”

“y/n is a happy virus and felix is our sunshine,can they just be together already?”

you were still scrolling, immersed in the comments that you hadn’t heard felix enter the room. it wasn’t until he approached you, his cologne catching your attention.

“creeping on me again, sunshine? you are still failing to scare me homie,” huffing, felix sat beside you and spun in his chair,”i wasn’t trying to scare you, I thought I told you I gave up on that after you punched me in the face the last time.” you pursed your lips before nodding,”you tried to get me while I was coming out of the bathroom, mama always said you gotta be cautious ya know?”

felix rolled his eyes and smiled at you,”aren’t you supposed to be working on something important?”

“aren’t you supposed to be resting before another show?” you counter question and he shrugs, shrugging back, you continue.”I’m just reading some comments about us,”

“they are by the thousands, don’t read them,”

“but some are so cute! people actually ship us together! funny thing is we barely text with words, our friendship is literally in memes,”

felix smirked, his eyes dancing in the dim light of the studio.”meme king and queen, we should be crowned.”

“you’re obviously the queen though because I definitely have more balls than you,”

“says the girl who can’t even look at sloths without crying,”

“but they are cuddle bugs! a animal made for cuddling! totally beats humans any day, fight me.” felix giggled, sitting up to lean forward on his knees.”i don’t know why I like you, you’re so weird.”

you tilt your head at him and he realizes what he said and his eyes widen,”wait-run that by me again?” a smile curling the corners of your mouth. but felix was panicking,”chan is calling me, gotta blast!” he was out of the studio before you could get another word out of him.

but he just confessed to liking you. was it like-like? or just as a friend? you weren’t sure but it made you feel happy inside.

»»

“wait- so how did he say it?”

groaning you out down your fork, less interested in your taco salad. “nina, I’m not repeating it again, it’ll be for the fourth time! he said he liked me.” nina, was a member of your girl group, half cuban and your best friend.

“but y/n,” she whined,”context is important! I mean he does talk about you a lot but you do the same about him too so- wait, do you like him?”

you shrugged and glanced around the small restaurant trying to avoid her sharp hazel eyes.

suddenly, she gasped, her hand smacking the table and making many people look over to you two.

“you do like him! damnit! I should’ve known after you made a literal moodboard of meme felix faces!”

“that doesn’t mean anything!”

nina narrowed her eyes at you and made a stank face,”the only time you ever did that was for pepe and kermit and claimed you only made meme moodboards for your current crushes.”

pouting, you crossed your arms,”dang it nina, stop paying attention to things I say! I was hoping you would forget about that.”

“yeah well I didn’t. so why don’t you just tell him? the boy probably is goin’ crazy thinking you don’t feel the same,”nina said going back to stuffing pieces of chicken into her mouth.

“you know you’ve got to chew it, right?”you ask as she inhaled the chicken, she held her hand up to you and ate even faster before she choked on a piece and cried because she had to spit it all out. you didn’t let her know that you had gotten it all on camera and already getting screenshots for meme pictures later.

»»

the next time you saw felix in person, he was leaving one of the dance studios just as you were leaving a producing room. it reminded you kind of when you guys first became friends.

you couldn’t help but feel a bit sad and reminiscint about the fact that you both went from talking all the time and walking to the building together to nothing. you knew he had been avoiding you by the lack of memes and strings of whiny texts.

you saw him before he saw you and thought it was now or never.”hey stranger danger,” his head shot up at the sound of your voice, his fading orange hair was wet from sweat, sticking to his forehead, reminding you of fading sunset light. his jacket was slung over his shoulder as he was mid-singing through his duffel for his headphones.

“oh hey, dude.”

“you really are going to dude-zone me? the disrespect I feel is abundant,” you say in mock hurt, touching your chest. he broke into a smile and glanced down at his shoes.

“like I really was out here about to tell you how I like you and all and how your freckles remind me of the stars and your hair the sunshine but no-“

“wait really?” his face lit up in shock, his eyes going wide. biting your lip, you rocked on your heels.”yeah, yeah you know but if you don’t feel the same anymore it’s cool.”

felix shook his head,” feelings don’t disappear that fast y/n, I just didn’t know what to do when I accidentally confessed.”

“you could’ve just waited like two more seconds and I would’ve been like yo dude, I like you two, let’s reign as the meme couple and slay these hoes.” felix began to laugh again and you smiled seeing his face brighten as he did. his smile and laugh was seriously your favorite and you shamelessly stared at him.

“well, if that offer is still on the table,”he started as he walked closer to you until you had to glance up to see him better. “then I would happily reign with you,” you giddily rocked back and forth and smiled at him.

“well yeah cool, I would give you a little peck and all but you is a sweaty mess and if you touch me we gonna fight so I suggest you back it up like ten feet.”

“what? you don’t like me like this?” he teased trying to sexily run his fingers through his hair but it only made you laugh at him.

“do that again and I’m leaving you for kermit,”

“right, what can that frog do for you that I can’t?” you both began walking side by side, hands brushing but no one making a move to hold hands.

“I’m sure he is limited in many ways but that frog be banking so,”

felix rolled his eyes at you and swiftly leaned down mid walk to peck your lips,leaving you shook for a moment.”he ain’t as cool as me though.”

shyly you smiled at him and continued to walk,”damnit sunshine, back at it again with the cheesiness.”

••

[cyarsk52-20]

I hope YOU ALL GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE! Let the damn deportations begin, IDGAF! These selfish ass ppl are gonna realize they have pissed off their greatest allies - BLACK FOLKS! ATP, they are nothing but MAGA Republicans who deserve every shitty thing that happens to them!

Black folks are done saving you!

[kuchxn-blog]

//My own personal little wish list rant beneath the cut that most ppl prolly won’t care about because it’s mostly strictly Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan related but I still wanna get out lmao//

OKAY FIRST OFF. I low--nah I HIGH KEY wish there were more role players for this fandom. And not just Saikis. I want Kaidou’s and Nendous (though he would be difficult I’ll admit) and Teruhashis and Toritsukas and Hairos and Kuboyasus--gimmie the whole damn gang fam. I love crossovers and all but aaaaaah I hope for this role play comminuty (and the Mob RP community tbh I have like a hard-on for MP100 crossovers. Sue me.) grow more soon~

I mostly want a Kaidou though becAUSE HE’S PRECIOUS?? AND SMOL (like. ridiculously tiny for a 16 year old. He’s shorter than Saiki and Saiki’s only 5″4′)? AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED??

But also because I want an AU where Kaidou’s actually not just a lonely boy with severe chuunibyou and the whole Dark Reunion bit and things with him having powers are real. Of course he would behave differently and it would make for a very different series. But I still want it (mostly because Kusuo would be there like jesus fuck no why did I have to get involved leave me alone with your world conquering evil organizations i just want coffee jelly and peace. But then DR would accidentally fuck with Saiki thinking he’s just a powerless friend of Kaidou’s and then he is somewhat more willingly involved because he’s petty like that and will #rek those fuckers with Kaidou.

I JUST LOOKED IT UP HE’S FUCKIN 5″2′ (159cm) HE’ SO TINY SEND HELP.

More on that Dark Reunion AU thing tho because while everyone else would still lack powers (and Kaidou would be ridiculously attached to Saiki because ‘FELLOW FRIEND WITH POWERS’) their classmates would prolly wind up involved without meaning to.

Motherfucking Teruhashi like ‘Who are these shady ass men following my Saiki time to sick my boys on them or just charm all the information I can out of them see if THAT won’t make you ‘ouf’ for me Saiki.’

gODDAMN HAIRO FREAKING MELTING DR AGENTS THE SAME WAY HE MELTS SNOW. (on the real tho he’s an outrageously tough kid and a black belt in Judo And lord knows what else. He could fuck some unsuspecting peeps up)

Hairo and Kuboyasu just throwing down in general. Kuboyasu calling in some old connections. “I came here to stop fighting now look what you fuckers went and make me did.”

DR people just avoid Nendou on principal after they realized this ogre of a kid may be dumb but he ruins everything he touches he’s like a walking bad omen for their evil schemes.

Toritsuka like “Oh hey saiki-san i was asking for this ghosts help to peep on the girls locker room but he spotted a really shady looking guy hiding machines and stuff around campus--wAIT DON’T KILL ME FOR THE PEEPING I DID SOMETHING GOOD DIDN’T I?

Aiura forseeing danger with her crystal ball and tracking their movements within their community whenever she picks them up (yay psychic trio).

Kaidou’s already a tough customer. Confrontations with him already have to be planned out with some of their toughest agents used for the job.

But then there’s motherfucking Saiki.

JESUS FUCK WHERE IS THE GODDAMN ARMY WE TOLD YOU TO HAVE READY TO FIGHT THE PINK ESPER KID? “HE ALREADY FINISHED THEM OFF MA’AM. AND HE’S ON HIS WAY TO RENDEZVOUS WITH THE JET BLACK WINGS.’ “ABORT FUCKING MISSION. SAVE YOUR ASSES SOLDIERS YOU CAN’T TAKE THEM BOTH.”

PK accidentally becoming their own mini-army and the biggest threat against Dark Reunion.

Kaidou generally being in charge since he knows the most about the organization. (hes such a tiny but adorably capable leader)

Kusuo generally keeping to the sides despite being the powerhouse of the team until its obvious he’s needed.

Dark Reunion trying really hard to plan their attacks for when Kusuo’s not around and they’re out of his telepathic range and this kid’s a monster

Dark Reunion trying even harder to avoid NENDOU because he’s worse than Saiki.

PFFFT--DARK REUNION LEARNING THAT KUSUO’S MAIN WEAKNESSES ARE COFFEE JELLY AND BUGS.

“SAIKI-SAN WHERE ARE YOU WE’RE UNDER ATTACK THE SCHOOL’S ABOUT TO BE LEVELED. AND KAIDOU’S SURROUNDED.” --Toritsuka probably.

“Oh my bad there was this giant coffee jelly in Madagascar for some reason and I had to get to i--oh im gonna murder them.” Because no one uses his love of coffee jelly against him (except Kusuke). NO ONE.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLAN WITH THE BUGS?”

“HE STARTED RAMPAGING INSTEAD OF FLEEING MA’AM I THINK FEAR MAKES HIM HARDER TO HANDLE.”

Poisoning the coffee jelly was the last straw. After Kusuke got him back on his feet Kusuo was gonna raze the goddamn earth because coffee jelly is innocent you bastards.

Except Kaidou and co were already righteously pissed on Saiki’s behalf and wrecked all DR bases in the area and Kaidou, Kuboyasu, and Teruhashi were already spearheading operations to wreck every shithole they got in Japan (cause they got the most connections lets face it).

Set off the 5″2′ ball of rage why don’t you. He’s tiny. So the power is more densely compact and will be released more violently u done fucked up.

Probably sent Mera in on a mission or two to ruin all their provisions and supplies. By letting her eat them. All of them.

“Ma’am our base is out of rations! We wont make it a few more days like this at this base.” “What do you mean out of rations where did they all go?” “We found this girl eating the supplies in the last storeroom.” “What about the others?” “She’s the only one.”

There was enough food for about 200 soldiers

Kaidou is so smol guys help i want a life size plush of him because it still wouldnt take up a lot of room on my b e d.

But yeah gimmie all the saiki roleplayers so I can convince them to do this shit verse with me.

but most importantanly give me small baby kaidou hES SO PRESH.

[awitchandhersecrets]

Got this from @ryokolovesyou. It's just that...It needs fixing. 1. Having any emotion that is not anger is weakness. 2. Expressing "hey guys I'm a sexy beast come look at my abs," in the right context, I.e. not in school, cool and sexy. Expressing "God I'd love to blank her blank, my balls, my dick is so..." Not okay, bordering on sexual harassment. 3. Girl beats you and other guys say your inferior (and a few women who are suffering from institutionalized sexism.) If a woman was seen as an equal, this wouldn't be a big deal. Maybe even try measuring being made fun of vs. not allowed to play at all. 4. A woman who is superficial is not fine, we are called vapid, air-headed and scary of all, an easy lay and thus some would say, you don't even need to make sure you get her consent, she'll always say yes, as long as you buy her things. 5. You would look hot in makeup. Again, other men are telling you you can't wear it. 6. Men say women are all crazy and even women agree sometimes. It's a social norm and no one bats an eye. 7. LGBT of all genders are having a hard time. Being gay, trans and + is so hard rn it takes so much strength, y'all are probably some of the strongest. 8. I can't control the size of my boobs, and that's seen as somehow important too. Neither should matter. 9. Being any victim is worse than being the rapist. You're comparing the male role to the other male role, ignoring the women in the equation, but why? Men do have a lot less work being done for their victims tho and helping them vocalize what happened. Most won't report, compared to the women who do at least try to report. This might be institutionalized sexism found within men, forcing each other not to rat your fellow gender out, even when they do wrong. We've got a huge rape culture we both need to talk about. 10. "Extreme feminists" are prob white women not knowing what the hell they're doing. They dismiss WOC's unique issues and make hell for trans women. They're shitty ppl in general. 11. No movement for you? Come join us feminists! Yeah, we'll be talking about women a lot, and we got to navigate round the asses who pretend they know what feminism needs rn but it's also about smashing that patriarchy that's telling you makeup isn't cool, and breaking down those gender roles that pigeon hole your emotions. If women are equal, there's no fear of becoming "woman-like" which is half the problems up there. The other half, well I think you need better friends. May I offer my services? Problems are problems. Sure there's a priority system at certain moments and contexts but if you walk into a room gloomy and someone asks what's wrong and then interrupts you about how life is so easy for you as a man, they've lost their marbles and are shitty. Oh, but you forgot some: Being a black man sucks cause you automatically look dangerous. Being an Asian man sucks because you're automatically seen as effeminate and can't keep your woman. Being a Muslim man sucks because some only have seen representations of you in the media as a terrorist and so automatically make the association. Being a trans man sucks cause it's hard to fit in with anyone, the pressure to pass, and in some fucked up counties, you have to make sure going to the bathroom is safe for you. Sorry for how long this turned. But I read yours so I hope you read mine, if you have the time or energy. Seriously hit me up on the friend offer, you don't need that kind of negativity(shitty selfish ppl) in your life.

[chicojimj]

I'm so sick of the talk about Jay-Z and the NFL

Why does Jay-Z has to consult with Colin K. first b4 making any business deals?.. Colin K didnt consult with Jay-Z b4 he settled with the NFL for an undisclosed amount ($millions)... The whole kneeling movement wasn't about Colin K job but about justice from police brutality. Ppl dont even know if Jay-Z will provide a job later down the line for Colin K

....You dont even know what the end goal will be.....and y'all judging already b4 anything starts..smh

THOSE WHO ARE COMPLAINING NOT EVEN DOING SHIT IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITY..HOW CAN YOU JUDGE ANYONE's BUSINESS MOVE WITH THEIR OWN MONEY...REGARDLESS OF THE INTENT.

ONLY IN THE BLACK CULTURE, THIS IS WHY THE CULTURE STRUGGLE TO MOVE FORWARD!!!

YOU TALKING SHIT AND NOT IN A POSITION TO DO SHIT YOUR DAMN SELF...WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO HELP B4 JAY-Z MADE THE DEAL? GTFOH

IM SO DONE WITH NEGATIVE PEOPLE AND BULLSHIT! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND CONTRIBUTE IN MAKING A DIFFERENCE OR CHANGE...

[truduhtective]

why are people so shocked about the fbi now labeling BLM as a domestic terrorist threat? this is a continued cycle of administration demonizing black movements???? like???? are ppl forgetting how the majority STILL sees black panthers? like okay yeah sure. white supremacist groups are responsible for more domestic attacks than any other extremist group but SURE let’s let them slide and focus on the “black identity extremists” as the fbi called it. 

eat my ass, im so done

[cyarsk52-20]

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yall really taught us blacks a lesson!! things are about to get so much better for palestine. did everyone get their starbucks this morning??

Seriously though I would say forever fq the free Palestine movement but thank to them there’s gonna be no Palestine to free and since there’s no freedom for Palestine there’s no need to say fuck the movement anymore and you can thank these bastards including those from Dearborn County who basically in revenge against Biden and Harris they ended up fucking over Palestine people and potentially causing their genocide and Gaza getting turned into the biggest beachfront resort.

black ppl warned you about this but you didn’t listen so now we’re going to be like this drinking our Starbucks coffee as the Gaza and Palestine suffers .

So when you Palestine ppl , or at least who’s still remaining learn about what happened to your country, remember the biiitches that claim to stand for you who frucked you over for a guy who was planning on getting rid of your arse because they can’t stand to see their country being ran by a OVERTLY QUALIFIED BLACK FEMALE.