#And it SLAPPED

[partywithponies]

Paul King didn't make Willy Wonka a tumblr sexyman. Willy Wonka already had tumblr sexyman energy, if anything Paul King toned it down. What Paul King did was make Willy Wonka into a manic pixie dream boy.

[not-the-blue]

they made two kinds of comics in the 90s

[thebreakfastgenie]

We don't appreciate how funny Songs in the Attic was enough. Like:

Billy Joel: okay fine I'll do a live album

Columbia Records: great! are you going to record a concert?

Billy Joel: ew no

Columbia Records: okay so are you going to release live versions of your most well-known songs?

Billy Joel: absolutely not

Columbia Records: okay so what are you thinking of doing exactly?

Billy Joel: I'm gonna release live version of a bunch of songs from my first four albums that no one knows

Columbia Records: okaaaaaaay

[simder-talia-blog]

i made an edgewave poster for @aniraklova‘s edgewave fest, but the signup sheet was acting weird for me. i didn’t share it in time but i thought i would share it anyway.

Green Gary spawns from a bug in my friend’s game, where it started naming multiple children “green gary” while my friend was playing another household. We thought it was pretty funny and I made a pretend SimNation band in their honor. (*these are not any of the original green garys, as they were not spawning in my game) I made the alien mask CAS item for their photoshoot.

@mimiskitty22  💚

[pinkflyingtiger]

walked into a shop in Glasgow to look for some Käärijä core accessories for the Euro Tour, and they started playing a Lord of the Lost track 😂 guess I'm in the right place

[ehlnofay]

there is no joy like that of a five year old discovering the laws of physics

[citronaut69]

Tonight's "girl dinner" was a beer and pussy courtesy of Publix having Sam Adam's on sale

[brownpaperhag]

i just remembered with a flash like lightning that i had a dream about watching a period drama set in mesopotamia (?) starring a neanderthal who was a doctor. and it was all about the neanderthal working hard to be a good doctor and dealing with mesopotamian racism against. neanderthals.

[gammagayghoul]

got rickrolled at a Shakespeare play last night

[saxamophone]

i ran the @jstor tumblr in 2014 and did a giveaway for that included a dvd (???) of captain america: the winter soldier just because the app demanded it.

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

[rollloist]

[thebreakfastgenie]

We Didn't Start the Fire even having a music video is so funny. Never has anyone had a better excuse to make a lazy newsreel clip show music video and just throw in Billy Joel singing the chorus. But no they put that man in a living room.

[claypigeonpottery]

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

[forfuckssakejim]

Okay but yall are missing that she literally wrote a song about murdering someone who maybe (he did it) killed his wife/her best friend.

it's a little sad that people expect songs to always reflect the lives of the lyricist and not a sign of the lyricist's strong imagination.

you don't know mitski. you don't know hozier. kate bush did not witness a murder of a hammer horror star and take their role as the hunchback of notre dame (it would be fun if she did though)

[traumszenario]