#And if any of you are lusting after 2004 movie Olaf I assume God has abandoned you so good luck

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Hello, it has been over 25 years since the A Series of Unfortunate Events books series was published and 5 year since the Netflix series uploaded the final season.

And I still do not understand why some of you possess legitimate Count Olaf thirst.

I can understand how he somehow bags hot women in an in-universe context, but real humans find this man hot and that baffles me???

Like, what hot villain criteria is he hitting that I can't see?

Scratch that, I don't wanna know. He doesn't brush his teeth. And I don't think he knows how to spell orange.