thegoodhausfrau

[thegoodhausfrau]

I finally got up the confidence to ask a few questions. How are you? Are you still causing trouble? Any new cooking wins? Will the daily face return? I hope you are well.

Hello! I’m okay for the most part. Nothing terrible, just not great. I lack my usual sparkle but I’m as hopeful as ever it’ll come back. Without it (also factoring in this pandemic bubble) I have gotten up to exactly zero shenanigans and no mischief whatsoever. But I still cook, so have some food pics.

The first one has some great art attached, because the store bought chicken was not good. But the potato gratin is from the Balthazar cookbook and it’s very delicious. The rest of them in order are:

Alison Roman’s Spiced Braised Short Ribs, my more classic version of short ribs, Julia Child’s Boeuf Bourguignon, my thanksgiving 2.0 pork chop meal, a roast chicken on top of bread cubes that soak up all the chicken fat and juices and bake into a stuffing/crouton hybrid, pork schnitzel, a spicy little gochujang wing plate, the spaghetti limone from Vincenzo’s Plate that I love so much, and my very favorite apple pie that has a crisp topping and a drizzle of salted caramel.

Thanks for writing to me! 💖

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I don’t love selfies like I used to, but have some 2021 face.

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Oh dear... I think you've caught something. Looks like a case of "the cute"

It’s possible, though I don’t think I have any symptoms. You might have to examine me again very thoroughly. 💖

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Hanging Gardens

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Men should take more lewds.

Not dick pics. There are so many beautiful parts of the human body that aren't genitals. Legs, butts, chest, arms, tummies, hips, shoulders...there's so much to feel sensual about!

Not even to send to anyone, I want men to just take photos for themselves. Just because it's validating. Just because they thought they looked good that day. To let their masculinity be something other than fragile. I want to see more men feeling sexy, striking a pose, and feeling good about their bodies in all the ways they've been robbed of.

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Men who make you feel bad for needing your love language are garbage.

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Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

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@mywayforward18 tagged me for a selfie so I’ll share 10 recent ones I like

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Like Grogu this shirt is too small and cute.

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cute when non porn blogs like all ur posts:')) like awh you're getting all horny n nobody knows but me, how adorable

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I miss you.

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Ham’s Labyrinth

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I miss your onlyfans (guy that got his account hacked). It was the only one I left on auto-sub. :(

Aw! I miss having you on there too. Not many people are chatty. But if it makes you feel better I’ll be honest that right now a lot of things are kicking me right in the cunt so it’s not as active as it was so you’re not missing much. (Hello to the Unsubscribers! Not gonna lie, those do get noticed because I am no Alex or Mal raking in thousands.) Maybe I’ll have my crap together by December because I have some seasonal pic ideas. I’m sure nobody wants to see me masturbate in a santa beard, but maybe a little santa hat. Today I’m posting some topless pics because I did some yoga nidra and I felt cute. But really I just want to lie in bed, eat nachos, and watch The Baby Yoda Show while I cuddle him. But then who will bake me some cookies or something? The eternal pickle. 

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Is your Snap one time or monthly?

Snapchat is dead. I’m on OnlyFans now. It’s cheaper for you, I can upload old pics that are buried in my phone, and I can upload longer videos. A win all around.

https://onlyfans.com/thegoodhausfrau

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I miss you, but not enough to share.

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