#And hype your ass up

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-

[cometblaster2070]

genuinely love ranni's stupid lore dumping ass like first she's just annoyed and embarrassed that we've realized she's in the doll form and then she sends us on a silly little assassination quest because yk we're already there and THEN after all this we sit down and she just starts telling her entire backstory it's so funny.

girl can't keep shit to herself to save her life I love her. like she just immediately launches into the entire reasoning behind her hating the fingers and how iji and blaidd mean so much to her before she's like 'wait fuck I shouldn't have said that forget this conversation ever happened bye.'

also bonus: yk when you face the baleful shadow for the first time and ranni has that banger dialogue like:

"O Shadow, thou'rt the last. Tell the Two Fingers, That Ranni the Witch cometh, to rend thy flesh. With a fateful wound, ne'er to heal."

and it's so funny to me like GIRL I AM THE ONE TRYING TO KILL THIS MF I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING STOP.

it's just embarrassing when your girl's all hype like that and then you get your ass kicked by the baleful shadow like 5 times in a row.

[flowercrowngods]

yes yes robin or eddie teaching steve about bisexuality that’s all good but consider!! steve talking to mike and explaining to him that sometimes people just like boys and girls, and that it’s okay. steve coming out to mike, telling him that he’s, like, kinda sorta dating eddie munson, and that that doesn’t mean he never loved nancy.

and then mike — prickly, ten walls around his heart, snarky comment on his tongue even when no one’s around, suppressed, confused, kinda scared, super in love with will — wheeler has a first, very tentative coming out. to steve harrington, of all people. and maybe that’s okay.

update: theres a fic now

[artcinemas]

i need hotd stans to shut up about daenerys actually.

[blockgamepirate]

What sucks is that I can feel that a major split in the fandom is probably inevitable now

I guess this is doomposting but I can already see it happening

idk, I'm gonna support the workers in any case

I don't particularly care about the current argument over the union, it's pure distraction to shift the discussion away from the actual problems, as if anyone here actually cares about the union and not just what the union can possibly facilitate

But I do care about the employees and former employees of QSMP and they deserve respect and dignity and credit, not slander or vague passive-aggressive accusations

Which I've unfortunately seen even from people I know and care about, even people I follow or used to follow here on Tumblr, even people I consider friends

So, I feel like I should just be honest here, idk how I'm gonna handle this diplomatically in order not to burn too many bridges unnecessarily, because I don't actually want to lose people over this, but I do also have principles

I had no animosity towards Quackity before this, I hope you can see that from my blog history; I've never been a cc!Quackity hater. Unfortunately at this point I do need to see him do better than this, because his employees and former employees deserve better

If he does actually try to make it all up for them, if he actually talks to them with respect and a willingness to listen to their concerns and their experiences, then I have no more beef with him

I don't think he's a bad person, but he is doing a bad thing

That's all

[ahalliance]

wishing certain qsmp fans a very Stop Being Fucking Misogynists

[sonicstorybook]

SATBK Origintober 16

In the Lancelot-Vulgate (Lancelot-Grail-Cycle), the Lady of the Lake's parting words to Lancelot included the following revelations and advice:

"My dear prince, you are about to leave me. I want you to know that you are not my son, but were born to one of the finest knights and most honorable men in the world and to one of the best and most beautiful ladies to have ever lived. You can't know any more about either father or mother right now, but soon you will know the truth."

"Take care to be as beautiful in your heart as you are in body and in limb, for you have as much beauty as God could bestow on any child and it would be a great wrong if your prowess did not prove its equal."

And once you have been knighted, do not delay a single night in his house, but start your travels through all the lands in search of wonders and adventures, so that you can gain fame and renown."

"Never stop in one place longer than you have to, and take care that you do all you can [to] not be surpassed by anyone in feats of chivalry."

"If the king asks you who you are or what your name is or who I am, just say you don't know, except that I am a lady and that I brought you up. I have likewise forbidden your squires to say anything more than that."

"My dear prince, I leave you with this teaching: the more you succeed in harsh and dangerous adventures, the more confident you will be of succeeding in others."

"And when now and then you find a challenge that, with all your God-given knightly skills, you cannot meet, remember that there is no man born who could do so in your place."

"I would say much more but can't. My heart is very heavy, and I find it hard to speak. Be on your way now, my good, fair, gracious prince. Sought after by all men and loved by all women more than any other knight, that's how you will be. I know."

Then she kissed his mouth, his cheeks, and his eyes with tenderness and turned away, so choked with sorrow that she could not utter another words. The boy was deeply moved, and his eyes filled with tears.

[luvuomi]

“let me guess…your roman empire is pre released kazuha-” WRONG‼️ its marius von hagen

[unlikecharlie]

Every time someone bitches about Tim stans being annoying/Tim being annoying, I write another fic where he's an OP genius with a caffeine addiction just to spite them

[weekdaysend]

So I just got back from the new TMNT movie

The movie was peak I fear <3

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

Despite Kai being the oldest sibling Lloyd and Nya also do the cliche older sibling things to/for him

[bagheerita]

[boomstab-papa]

from the website owner who bans you if you link to his blog

"We have a contractual obligation to try to make Live as successful as possible through the end of the year"???!!!!???!? (emphasis mine)

contractual with who???!!!?!?!

[akkivee]

DICE DAY DICE DAY DICE DAY DICE DAY DICE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fappellmoan]

right can i just. okay. lesbian is not a genre so im not looking to lump all these shows together. got that out of the way. im also not looking to pit queer people against each other so ok checking that off the list. i am however going to go ahead and throw the misogyny card out here because it’s fucking annoying how shows that center women, especially when theyre woc and/or queer, still just don’t take off even in progressive online spaces the way any shows with our darling young gay male couples will. i’m not saying that’s, like, the Cause of them being cancelled either because we’ve been shown numbers don’t matter. and many of the “”lesbian”” shows that have been cancelled were popular otherwise. just complaining xo!

[graciousdragon]

*walks in, covered in ash and emanating smoke, like a Looney Tunes character after surviving an explosion* hey guys i'm back