#And believe me I've been experimenting with acid proof walls!
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Say, if you like cats so much, why don't you just get one? Lord Hater has a pet, Dr. Schwarzschild has a pet...
Who? ...Wait, that's Bert.
Anyways pets-- even relatively low maintenance animd like cats-- are a lot of work. And I barely have enough time to take care of myself!
Seriously, how'm I supposed to remember to feed it when I keep forgetting to eat?
#I USED to have some spiders in my room#Nice ordinary spiders that did a good job at pest control#I'm not even sure if I can call them pets because I pretty much allowed them to exist and they rarely acknowledged me#Given that they're- y'know#Spiders#I swear those things will stay still for months#Only way to check if there's still a spider there is to get a pointer out and give it a light poke#it was nice to watch them weave their webs when they happened to do it around me#And I did look forward to seeing them#But SOMEBODY'S beast that can hardly be called a spider climbed up and ATE them!!!#Can't even keep Captain Tim out when he looooove using the vents#And believe me I've been experimenting with acid proof walls!#Anyways#This is why I can't have nice things#Even a symbiotic relationship with my Four Corner Guardians who I fed once in a blue moon#The bugs mostly came from Lord Hater's room since they're near each other and SOMEONE keeps leaving food out#So aside from a few rare occasions they were entirely self sufficient
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