eyeballcommander

[eyeballcommander]

@azolla-the-plant-villain

I learned something interesting about those recently, at least some of them are designed to increase your odds of winning by increasing the grip strength of the claw each time you insert more money, until you reach the point where you've basically paid for the prize's value at which point it guarantees your win

Well, I suppose that’s slightly more merciful than the ones that only have enough grip strength to function every once in awhile.

you are strange, if I saw you in a claw machine in the arcade I would purposefully avoid you

If you're playing a crane game in the arcade while expecting to win anything you're an idiot.

[eyeballcommander]

you are strange, if I saw you in a claw machine in the arcade I would purposefully avoid you

If you're playing a crane game in the arcade while expecting to win anything you're an idiot.

[eyeballcommander]

The letter seems to say:

[Commander Peepers, you're a capable and commanding presence so I think you'd have a strong voice, how do you feel about karaoke night?]

-💌

Commander Peepers read it and immediately tossed it. Going to a karaoke bar with a stranger certainly wasn’t his idea of a good time.

[eyeballcommander]

You're hot

Good.

[eyeballcommander]

the skullship should throw a dance for valentines day!!!!!

...Seriously? Does the name Hater Empire mean nothing to you?

[eyeballcommander]

I don't understand why you bother to apologize only to antagonize me shortly afterwards.

So how's your schedule looking? My next opening is 4 am next Wednesday.

OH YEAH? I'M GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE!!! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A NICE WALK IN THE PARK!!! 💪💪💪

[eyeballcommander]

Screw it. I can beat up a noodle-armed loser while retaining my dignity.

Be there or be square. If you have trouble with transpiration I’d be happy to arrange a ride.

Must you stoop down to their level? You're making yourself look ridiculous. A man of your status should have at least some decorum, background and morality aside.

...Shut up.

[eyeballcommander]

Uhm, hiya! Letter for a.. Commander Peepers? Here you go! *hands over letter*

-💌

I’ll have the bomb squad give it a look first. Got a little summary for me in the meantime?

[eyeballcommander]

Must you stoop down to their level? You're making yourself look ridiculous. A man of your status should have at least some decorum, background and morality aside.

...Shut up.

[eyeballcommander]

Alright. See ya in Skullship Training Hall 7, room 6, at 4 am Mati Standard Time.

So how's your schedule looking? My next opening is 4 am next Wednesday.

OH YEAH? I'M GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE!!! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A NICE WALK IN THE PARK!!! 💪💪💪

[eyeballcommander]

Fine. I’ve made a zbornak go flying.

@eyeballcommander sorry... I GUESS....

[eyeballcommander]

NO!

You two should kiss and make up

UGH NO.... WHY.... literally so cringe.... but FINE if it'll get him to stop yapping

[eyeballcommander]

lol wimp

@eyeballcommander sorry... I GUESS....

[eyeballcommander]

Oughta what? Go on. What could you possibly do to me?

idk why they have ads on tv, just show the hockey games...

[eyeballcommander]

It's that one day soon... Is love letters allowed for that day? Asking for a friend...

Send them whenever. A trumped up candy sale day won’t change any answers.

[eyeballcommander]

Here's a tip: Stop thinking of it as an askbox.

It's an unguarded mailbox where strangers can slip anything from love letters to hate mail to pipe bombs in.

I think my phone has a virus or something because of these questions, someone just asked "you stink" like wow how rude

[eyeballcommander]

That's not even a question...

I think my phone has a virus or something because of these questions, someone just asked "you stink" like wow how rude