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Every day.

just noticed this paper fish on my back...

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How often do you change your clothes?

just noticed this paper fish on my back...

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You still only get one tail.

Bro choose tiger shark. You can be both cat and a shark

oh yeah, that works

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That’s the kind of thing where you keep it to yourself unless your partner finds a great deal on a haunted house.

Should I tell him that I believe in ghosts too, or is it too early in the relationship? ":)

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My postmodern child is scaring all the other children at school with nonlinear narrative and rejection of conventional notions of epistemology

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I’ve been told before that I’m “legally” not allowed to like punk rock because I’m “the man.”

Boy, aren’t I glad I make the rules!

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what music do you like (don't say classical...)

I love classic jazz, classic rock, especially classic metal, classic march, classic riff raff, classic salsa, and continuing the ancient tradition of despising all music that is at least two decades younger than me.

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How can any pests live on the same ship as Captain Tim? This is just stupid

Right!?!? The smart pests get back off the ship the instant they realize that this is arachnomorph territory. As for the rest, well...

Lets just say that Captain Tim loves prey that dissolves before he gets bored.

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do you have a favorite noir film....

The Big Cheese. It’s based on a novel by Jacques Colby about the gang war between the Mus and Neotama families, both of whom expanded until their territories had overlapped.

And usually the book is better, but the movie is amazing! Partly because real mobsters caught wind of it and came out of the woodwork to give advice. Some even joined in and went from goons to movie stars!

Now, I know it seems cheesy, but sometimes a bit of cheese is what you need.

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[[Guys, I really don’t think the Skullship has a vermin problem. Peepers would take stamping that out too seriously to get that bad.]]

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okay, if you guys don't have a rat infestation, then surely you guys must have a roach infestation instead

Can you stop making stuff up?

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I saw a rat in the cafeteria again today!

Nonsense. I just had it checked yesterday.

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Oh, you know, I just had a little hunch since it was in the middle of the whinefest you threw right after I said I hardly even know you.

But sure. It could be completely and utterly unrelated. May as well pretend that’s the case to preserve your dignity.

Maybe that's the reason why he's always on his own and yelling at everyone. But I don't care anymore.

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I have friends. You’re just some nobody.

Maybe that's the reason why he's always on his own and yelling at everyone. But I don't care anymore.

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WHAT!?!?!?!?!? You think we’re FRIENDS!!! Oh that is RICH!

Why, I wouldn’t know your name if it wasn’t printed right next to your profile image!

yo why did you tell fez to calm down and not stupid fritz

Because I know that only one of them have ability to listen. (=) You can guess which one yourself.

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If we go by your definition, I fight Night Mayor all the time because we bicker at the annual Villains’ Conference.

PS: I know. He’s not even hot enough to be a boytoy. But it was a good way to get to you.

yo why did you tell fez to calm down and not stupid fritz

Because I know that only one of them have ability to listen. (=) You can guess which one yourself.

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I’d say I did a pretty good job at ignoring him for a week. Keep your boytoy on a leash and there won’t be any issues.

That said:

Why should I care if you feel awkward?

“All the time” doesn’t mean “short-lived internet squabbles every few days.”

yo why did you tell fez to calm down and not stupid fritz

Because I know that only one of them have ability to listen. (=) You can guess which one yourself.