#And being able to swear on my vacation without worrying little ears will overhear
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Going to a family-friendly water park this weekend gave me an appreciation for two things:
Waterparks that are adult only.
Those leash harness things for kids.
I thought both concepts were for people who hated kids, whether it be their own or other people's children.
Now I know it is for people who like calm, and order, respectively.
#Like I love children#I want to be a mother more than anything#And even I'm going 'oh my God shut up' to every child that yells or screams#The number of times I was tempted to trip somebody this weekend is rather alarming#If I got cut off from my group by some Karen who thought she needed to be somewhere before me for some reason one more time#I was going to hang her husband's balls like fuzzy dice from my rear view mirror#God I hate people#Urging hubby to take us to a adult waterpark someday#I just want peace#Quiet#Booze#And being able to swear on my vacation without worrying little ears will overhear#I hate to give hubby the side eye a couple times because he openly swore multiple times in an arcade area#And they did have a 'no offensive language' policy for several of the areas 🙄
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