#And There's Some Yoghurt In There Now

[j-rye]

[daisychainsandbowties]

HUGE character development for me recently i’ve been getting into caramel-flavoured things

[mpregspn]

one of the many evils of night shift is being like i should eat something constantly

[kraniumet]

thank you greece and turkey for the yoghurt #greatful

[artemisbarnowl]

Me, chopping strawberries into tiny bits: what am I doing with my life

Me, rinsing blueberries and putting them with the strawbs: what am I doing with my life

Me, toasting sunflower and pumpkin seeds to add to the strawbs and bluebs: what am I doing with my life

Me, getting raspberry balsamic glaze for fruits and seeds: what am I doing with my life

Me, eating: mmmmm yummby

[daddy-ul]

THAT WAS EXACTLY ONE OF THE TWO THINGS I CONSIDERED INTERESTING DNDJJDSJJD

Full quote:

[my-timing-is-digital]

[ Ooc: I hate cooking dinner with a passion. I'd rather starve or eat bread. I'm not even remotely kidding. It's an awful lot of work, it is stressful, I don't derive pleasure from it, it's a waste of time, it never comes out the way I want it to, and it is inedible, causing massive disappointment on my part, and also, I have squandered my money, because no way in hell will I eat the concoction I have just created, I'll send it on a oneway trip straight into the bin. Data, I envy you for not requiring sustenance. ]

[aromantyczno-liryczna]

I TOOK MY PILLS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-new-hip-priest]

I just found out that there is no such dish as 'collared greens', and that collard is a variety of cabbage.

[wenchtoast]

the yoghurt on the hotel breakfast buffet is probably 5% gone off at all times. fyi

[veilchenjaeger]

Food sparks so much joy. I'm so glad we evolved to eat.

[greaseonmymouth]

I dropped my phone in yoghurt this morning which somehow messed up the touch screen even more than it was already messed up, which has rendered my phone functionally useless now. it's frustrating for many reasons (two factor authentication apps being useless when the touch screen won't let me type in my passwords) but what really bothers me the most is how often I keep picking up the phone to go scroll Tumblr or something else before realising that's not going to work. really highlighting how often I use my phone for mindless social media scrolling. it's not a good look on me.

but also. it's a brick. that still delivers me notifications but it is also a brick that, when I dare open an app, even if I carefully try to scroll the wonky touch screen will within one single swipe have activated five different buttons and composed a letter to satan

[dykefever]

i ate a full meal last night and my body really fought it every step of the way i was too bold. i could feel it digesting it did not feel good. im icarus i have been humbled i will not make that mistake today 😐 should’ve just eaten some rice 😐

[intertexts]

they r all just fucking teenagers dude can they stop getting dehumanized & simply used as tools please :(

[chatonmagique]

My boyfriend is literally sleeping and eating like a baby I don't know what do man, except for forcefeeding him at this point

Like I'm pretty sure his already fatigued body has adapted to the lack of food intake by sleeping an insane amount

[itslookingback]

revelation