medium-functioning alcoholic louis wain scholar and least mentally ill osamu dazai fan
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I'm pretty sure that the only reason why I ever win any election is that everyone in the room is feeling slightly off about me, but they vote for me because they don't know that anyone else shares their concerns. I'm going to fucking kill myself because I shouldn't be here yet I've fucking duped everyone into voting for me
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ok I got elected so you guys think I should
ok so I'm about to be elected meets secretary of the m*untaineering club and I'm either going to 1. kill myself 2. drop out of uni and, therefore no longer be eligible this summer
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btw meets secretary is equivalent to second in command + primarily responsible for organising Sunday hikes and trips (most of the club's activities)
ok so I'm about to be elected meets secretary of the m*untaineering club and I'm either going to 1. kill myself 2. drop out of uni and, therefore no longer be eligible this summer
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btw meets secretary is equivalent to second in command + primarily responsible for organising Sunday hikes and trips (most of the club's activities)
ok so I'm about to be elected meets secretary of the m*untaineering club and I'm either going to 1. kill myself 2. drop out of uni and, therefore no longer be eligible this summer
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ok so I'm about to be elected meets secretary of the m*untaineering club and I'm either going to 1. kill myself 2. drop out of uni and, therefore no longer be eligible this summer
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my housemate who I despise is such a fucking npc.... watching ai voice videos on full volume....... what are you on this earth for??????
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i just discovered that like around 70% of US soldiers in vietnam were volunteers you people are so...
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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
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we all have that one coworker with a barely disguised quitting fetish
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Rating: cute
We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.
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