#Anakin refuses because daddy issues obviously
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he looks like he's doing an evil jedi mind trick like 'you want to bring me a fresh coffee' lmaooo
“And how do you plan to deal with this delay, Lord Vader?”
tbh I really don’t know how to headcanon obi-wan’s position in the empire if he was a sith. He would have more power over Vader (not necessarily by rank), that’s for sure.
#hm i feel like if Obi-Wan flipped darkside then Anakin's daddy issues would keep him on the lightside?#here's how i'd write it:#Sidious turns Obi-Wan instead of Dooku after the death of Darth Maul#Instead of Darth Tyranus we get Darth Patriotus or some shit idk#accumulating power and influence as Grand Marshal Kenobi and eventually being appointed supreme commander of the Republic (Clone) Army#in much the same way Sidious seized power and influence as Palpatine#After the Clone Wars the transition from Republic to Empire is so subtle and order-66 is so abrupt and well-executed#that the rest of the galaxy simply assumes the Jedi returned to seclusion following their triumph in the Clone Wars#however when the time comes to carry out the order Kenobi himself absconds to confront Anakin#hoping to turn him to the darkside so they can overthrow Sidious together#Anakin refuses because daddy issues obviously#just before Anakin can prevail in their epic duel Kenobi reveals he has abducted Padme... and the twins#Anakin briefly succumbs to the darkside and in his rage grievously wounds Kenobi severing both of his hands#but Anakin comes to his senses before dealing the killing blow when he senses Padme in orbit aboard Kenobi's personal cruiser#realizing he can reach the cruiser by stealing Kenobi's shuttle Anakin simply leaves Kenobi planetside intent on mounting a daring rescue#but as Anakin approaches the cruiser he is overwhelmed by a sense of dread and anxiety#another shuttlecraft launches from the cruiser's docking bay followed by a hail a blaster fire#knowing Padme is aboard the rogue shuttle Anakin rushes to shield her craft from incoming fire with his own buying her enough time to escap#then with a flourish he disables the cruiser's propulsion systems and follows her course into hyperspace#thus begins a decades long game of cat-and-mouse as Anakin and Padme raise the twins while hiding from the ISB/sith#concluding with a fateful final duel in which Kenobi vanquishes Anakin as Luke and Leia escape with the Death Star plans
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character tag game:
add ten characters you fell in love with in 2021, whether you liked them before this year but really fell for them now or just met them, and tag 10 people
tagged by no one, I steal memes but tagging @itookyoudown @blackleatherjacketz @metaphoricalflora @hoodyhoo @readtorelax75 @wildglitterwolf @smallelite @queercodedcowboy
In no particular order:
1. Orange Cassidy (AEW) - I know, I know. I’ve known him in the peripheral of loving Chuck Taylor for awhile now, but I’ve never really been attached. It was mostly fic writing that got me the rest of the way there, but the three way title match with Kenny and Pac did me in. I wanted him to win SO BADLY.
2. Raylan Givens (Justified) - I’ll admit it. I was a Cobb girl first. Olyphant was hot and I knew him in the peripheral from stuff, and my mom watched Justified when it aired. But after Mando, I watched a single trailer for Justified and told Calo: I’m going to go fucking feral over this man. I knew I’d become the meme of Justified being the only thing I talked about. So I put off watching it for months. Obviously I know myself. Here we are.
3. Boyd Crowder (Justified) - I was lured into Justified with the Givenson gifs. I did not like how many more gifs of Boyd there was than Tim. Boy did I learn. He’s such a fucking disaster and he’s so wordy and wonderful and he won me over.
4. Moiraine Damodred (Wheel of Time) - I watched because of my husband, and I expected to love little twinky almost Anakin Rand. I did not. But man, Moiraine is SUCH a good character. Strong and takes no shit, full of heart. I love the hell out of that little pufferfish.
5. HOOK (AEW) - Listen. I’m going to keep this brief and PG. He’s a great wrestler, they’re doing interesting things with his character. I want to make him a sandwich and also rail him.
6. Mobius M. Mobius (Loki) - I love a soft spoken character who just refuses to back down in the face of things. Show me more characters who kill with kindness and refuse to change.
7. Brooke Taylor (In Treatment) - I went into this show with mild curiosity and God did it ever wreck me. Brooke is a great, flawed character and you both root for her and think she sucks in equal measure. I love her.
8. Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso)- I binged this show and goddamn. A sweet Southern boy who is full of kindness and sadness who just keeps going through and helping people. I fucking adore him.
9. Zagreus (Hades) - He’s bi, he’s snarky and he has daddy issues. Also a fun game steeped in Greek mythology which is my favorite. The art is gorgeous too.
10. Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso) - He’s hot. He has an accent. He’s a broken boy with daddy issues. He’s everything I like in one neat little package.
#man that was harder than expected#i tried not to tag everyone in my two little circles so other people had people to tag#do i need a tag so people can avoid my personal shit if they want to?#about kerri#there you can blacklist that if you want
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