#Anakin is an iPad kid no exceptions

[veras1ne]

“Take a Break.”

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Summary 🕊️: So wrapped up in his work, Anakin can’t but bare to be away from his beloved holopad, that is though, until you simply INSIST he must take a break. A 5 minute shower turned rogue might just do the trick.

🫧Pairing: Anakin Skywalker x AFAB!Reader

: ̗̀➛ WARNINGS🪷: This is your warning for the following: NSFW content, PIV, mild degrading, pretty vanilla compared to some other works.

HI DOVES!! I just wanted to say again thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the love and reblogs, follows and hearts I’ve been getting I appreciate it more than you even know <3

Also yes… this is the ipad kid Anakin fic

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Anakin was a busy man.

Being a Jedi in itself was hard work, but being on the council was another, meaning that you began to see your beloved partner less and less as the minutes turned into hours and days turned into nights. One thing that remained, though, was that when he did get a moment to himself, those sweet times were spent trying to convince him to take a break, just for himself, and relax. More often than not, he would ignore your discretions and bury himself in one of your many holopads and screens, consuming media on the holonet as if there was no tomorrow, mostly to see if he had any important updates or tasks he had to keep up with.

That’s the situation you've currently found yourself in. His attention was on one of the many news outlets he had loved to read, while you sat on the opposite-facing sofa, watching his eyes get lost within the words. "Ani, you’ve been reading that dastardly thing for hours now; take a break, please. You know you need it; You’ve got eyebags, and before you know it, you’ll start to get wrinkles with how much you frown at your screen." You teased him, but truly, you meant what you said.

He appeared before you restless and paranoid, and yet he still insisted that he was fine. "That’s nonsense. All these news outlets on the holo-net just don’t know what they’re talking about. They’re making the Jedi Order look like fools." He huffed out, getting up from his seat to grab a drink, not once looking up from his screen. "Just take a quick break, please? I promise your holopad isn’t going anywhere; just a quick 5-minute shower to get your muscles relaxed and all this dirt out of your hair, and you look like you rolled around in a bantha-sty." Your voice echoed out, following a deep sigh coming from Anakin. "5 Minutes. And no face masks this time; the last time you told me to take a break, you put a mask on me and made me look like Master Luminara." That earned a laugh from both of you.

You smiled at him, turning his attention from his holofeed. "Fine, 5 minutes, and then you can go back to your beloved holopad." He grinned, placing his cup down on the table before he made his way over to where you sat. "Let’s go before I change my mind." He looked down at you; his eyes changed from concerned and tired to playful yet serious.

You knew he always took his work seriously, especially since he was eager to earn his rank as master, which he ranted to you about several times earlier that day. Regardless, though, you still valued his time away from it and knew that it was important for him to rest and relax, even if he refused. His hand rested on the small of your back as he helped you off the sofa, guiding you towards the bathroom across the room. Before shutting the door behind you and locking it, you glanced at him over your shoulder. "I’ll start the water; you go on and get out of those clothes; maker knows I need to do laundry anyways." You told him, knowing that he’d start to get antsy with you if this process took too long.

He sighed, turning away from you and starting to undress himself. The only sounds that followed were the faucet running and his grunting every time his belt got stuck because he was trying to act with haste, which turned out to be his enemy in this case. "Anakin Skywalker, if you don’t stop worrying and just take your time, I’m serious. You need to relax, honey. The planet doesn’t revolve around what people perceive you or the order as on the holo-net." You snapped at him, taking him aback and making him furrow his eyebrows.

No words were exchanged as you stripped yourself of your own clothing, taking back the glass door of your shower and stepping in as he followed suit. The water felt wonderful on your skin after such a stressful, yet quite frankly, boring week, and soon the steam surrounding you and his warm breath hit you in waves, soothing your tired body.He stood behind you, letting his fingers trail along the curve of your waist. "Maybe you’re right. I could use a little relaxation." He smirked at you, dipping his fingers below your navel and slowly making his way towards your core, pressing them against it.

The sensation sent tingles up your spine; you couldn’t help but lean into him, a moan escaping your lips as your eyes fluttered shut. A light kiss trailed across your neck, sending goosebumps over your skin, and he chuckled darkly, "You’re so beautiful, you know that?" He whispered, his voice low and husky. You hummed in response, leaning further into him. "I love you." He added, his hands moving to your hips, pulling you closer to him. "Ani, not now. This is about you, baby." You withdrew from him, only getting scolded in return. "Yes, now. There’s never been a better time, Angel." He pulls you into a passionate embrace, pushing you into the wall, and kisses you deeply and passionately.

Your fingers tangled themselves in his curls, causing him to groan lowly into your mouth, and you moaned into his lips, pushing yourself closer to him. "Oh fuck. I need you so badly, Ani." You breathed out, attempting to ignore how close his hands were to your dripping core. He pulled away slightly and said, "I know, baby. We’ve barely even gotten started, and you’re already so wet. It’s disgusting how hungry you are for my dick." He asked in mock disapproval, and you whined in response, leaning into him again. "What happened to relaxing, dove? Isn’t this what you wanted?" You nodded furiously, biting your lip in anticipation. "This is all you wanted, huh? Acting like a slut to get me all alone and fuck me." He pushed you harder against the wall, grinding his cock against your cunt. You moaned, arching your back into him as you ran your fingers through his curly locks. "Anakin, oh my maker, yes." You practically begged him, his name rolling off your tongue so smoothly that it almost sounded like a song. "Please." You whimpered out, "Give me all of you." He kissed your collarbone, nipping and sucking on it as he pressed himself further into your opening, squeezing your hips as he slid himself inside of you.

The tight fit of his cock gave you a sensation that was pure and unadulterated. "Oh, Ani!" You cried out, wrapping your legs around his waist. He continued to thrust in and out of you, hitting every spot on your body that caused you to tighten around him. "This pussy belongs to me. I’m the only one who will ever get to see her like this." He growled at you, rubbing your clitoral area as he pulsed inside of you. You moaned once more, clenching your teeth together. "Oh, fuck me." He grunted, continuing to pound against your core, and his pace quickened.

Soon enough, you were coughing hard, tears falling freely from your eyes from his relentless pounding as he quickly came inside you. He continued to hold you tighter until you stopped shaking, taking a moment to hold you as he slipped out from inside you. "I love you so much, Ani." You mumbled, burying your head in his chest and warming up in opposition to the now-cold water. His arms wrapped around you tightly, resting his chin atop your head. "I love you more, dove. Thank you for making me take this break with you." He replied softly, pressing kisses all over your head and smiling at you. "Next time, listen to me before I have to beg you to stop being a holopad youngling." You joked with him, grabbing the bottle of soap to wash the grime and, quite frankly, the disgusting fluids that your body now had attached to it. "I promise to spend more time away from work, just for you," he smiled before carrying on.

"And by the way, that was way more than five minutes."

[omegas-spaghettios]

Feral SW Headcannons

13+, nothing super sexual, just memes

Crosshair listens to Pumped Up Kicks on missions

Howzer is WAY too into soccer and he shouted in excitement so hard when England lost he passed out

Chopper carries condoms and dispenses them at Kanan or Hera's feet anytime one mentions the other

Hera had a stern conversation with Chopper to make him stop throwing condoms at Jacen

Cham, Eleni and Howzer are in a Polycule

Omega and Tech fight over the team IPad

Wrecker attached his knife to Echo's robotic arm in an attempt to create a blender, it didn't work

Cid has pummeled Hondo at least once

Tech is a Communist

Cody is the unchallenged king of Wii Sports Bowling

Anakin cries when he sees beautiful women

Ahsoka cries too

Fives has an anonymous holonet account where he harasses every Senator except for Bail and Padme

Sabine mains Tracer in Overwatch

Ezra is a furry, it makes Zeb incredibly uncomfortable

Sabine cosplays Carol Danvers

Kit Fisto once won a Holonet poll on who the sexiest jedi master was, Anakin insists he would have won if he was a master (he wouldn't have)

Pong Krell eats raw ramen and shrimp everyday

Cut gets bullied by his kids for his awful sideburns

Wolffe barks at General Grievous everytime he sees him

[dork-empress]

Rise Together

I saw Rise of Skywalker, and while I liked some of it, there are a lot of changes I’d have made, so I thought I’d Write those wrongs (ha). To be clear, I am Absolutely Uninterested in debating any of these things. Just wanted to write ‘em out and share.

Edit: I am so sorry, but tumblr on my ipad is killing me and wont let me put in a read more, i am so so sorry for the long post.

Supreme Lord Kylo Ren has discovered references in the Imperial Archives about a terrible power on the lost planet of the Sith. Obsessed with obtaining it Kylo Ren has summoned the Knights of Ren to his side in order to find the hidden world and secure his rule over the new Empire.

On the new rebel base planet of ________, REY is training to defeat Kylo Ren before he can destroy any more worlds. She learns from the sacred texts of the Jedi order, under the supervision of General Leia Organa.

Concerned about what this new power may mean to the rebellion and all free worlds, she has sent her best pilot POE DAMERON, with a team including CHEWBACCA and FINN in thee Millenium Falcon, to find more information about the First Order’s plans...........

So, first scene’s ok, with Kylo slaughtering innocents, but show more of the Knights of Ren stuff.

He gets to secret sith planet and instead of Palpatine, he is ‘greeted’ by these weird shadow zombie energy things. They swarm him, but when he pulls his red lightsaber, they vanish. He finds a special crystal that can focus the power of the force, and send the star systems to their knees or something. He can be told this by creepy whispers from the shadows (the Dead Sith, Jedi have ghosts, sith have weird zombie things) they want him to destroy the Jedi (Rey) for good.

Things are generally fine with the movie up until Poe and Rey’s argument. Poe tends to think of the Force as a weapon for Rey to use. She says it’s not that, but also argues about the pressure on her. She and Leia are the last of the Jedi, so while she wants to go on every mission, she knows that if something happens to them, there will be no one to stop Kylo. Finn tries to keep the peace between them. They are both right and both wrong.

Yadda yadda, they decide to go on this mission. C-3PO wants Poe to stay behind, because he is also important and may need to help Leia. Poe is obviously dismissive, and further upset that Threepio wants to come with him, but allows it, probably because Finn teases him or something.

Fine again up until the Cool Party, instead of making Rey feel bad about her name, little kid shows some slight force powers. Then later, when storm troopers come, little kid tries to use force to drive them off, but Rey actually does.

Fast forward—threepio actually suggests accessing his memory, says he knows someone from diplomacy, a friend of Leia’s. The one to take them to ksdjf that planet.

Captured stuff and saving chewie is good. Kylo uses some of his new cool sith powers to try and corrupt her. Except its more of a ‘give in, it’s inevitable’ kinda thing.

Ffwd—no weird ex flame of Poes, instead, Threepio uses cool diplomacy skills to get them out of trouble and to safety. Then decides to sacrifice his memory. Sad scene of self sacrifice and Poe coming to respect the diplomatic side of things.

Find the maguffin in the ship, dagger acts more as a compass than a map, because that’s dumb. (What if the wreckage had shifted????? What if they looked at it from a different perspective????ahhh!!!!!)

Meet ex-troopers. They reveal they’ve heard of Finn, were inspired by him. Troopers have their own communications they’ve started after he left, and through it his tale spread. They dismissed it at first, but then felt the feeling to just not do things (the force)

Skip skip skip, Rey goes off on her own because the pressure is too much without Leia, she can’t do it, she doesn’t trust herself. The little robot still has memories of the sith planet thingy because the dude was working from the sith planet to hunt the Jedi.

Poe takes over as General, brings on Threepio as advisor. Sends Lando out (with chewie and threepio) to negotiate their alliance.

Battle is fine, blah blah blah, except Rey is trying to destroy the power source, fighting crazy sith ghosts that want to destroy the last of the jedi.

But Rey is not the last. Kylo helps her. Force sensitive people across the universe (Finn included) send her energy. Finn has an idea.

Finn’s landing troop can’t get to the beacon thingy that Kylo had been using to attach to ships so they could arm their whole thing. Finn has new friend help him tap into stormtrooper coms. Inspires them to revolt (reflection of Order 66). Makes contact with a trooper, RC 835. Finn asks her if he can call her ‘Reece.’ She agrees, and with his and Poe’s help, shuts down the transfer signal thingies.

Dramatic speech with sith ghosts. “You will never be rid of us,” they say, “The more of us you kill, the more we multiply. You can never truly defeat us.”

Rey, channeling energy of jedi past and present, push them bac, “And we,” she says, “Will always fight you.”

She pushes back the sith and destroy the weapon/power source/thing, nearly killing herself. Ben curses the old ghosts, they helped her to fight their enemies, they should give her energy to live. Is visited by the ghost of Anakin. She comes back, and helps him to bring her back with. (Something something using force to bring people back to life, reflecting Padme, blah blah blah)

Celebration celebration celebration, Ben is on the edges, Rey invites him in, he says he wouldn’t be welcomed (he’s right). He goes out to spend his life in an attempt to fix the damage he’s caused. She smiles “If you change your mind—“ “I’ll know how to find you,” he answers, tapping his head.

Rey buries the lightsabers on tattooine. Tests out her own, “When do I get one of those?” Finn asks. She smirks. “When you deserve it.” Show she’s started her new jedi school on the moisture farm. Out of the way place, but self sustaining. Rose helps with the machines, says they’re still in good condition. The new friend, Reece, and the little kid from the party planet are there. They stand together.

[veras1ne]

What if I wrote a fic except Anakin is being an iPad kid because he’s so worried about what the paparazzi is saying about the Jedi Order on the Holo-net