#Amber Sassbot

[no-higher-authority-aboard]

According to Spartan DeMarco’s search history, there’s apparently a simp blog for me.

I am.... unsure whether to be flattered or straight confused.

Either way, I’m honored, @rld0205-4.

[no-higher-authority-aboard]

Well if you’re writing to him you should probably get his title right.

And why should I?

@no-higher-authority-aboard PLEASE stop moving the letters on my keyboard and making me chase them to type.

What did I do to deserve this??

[infinityactual]

Roland and the prompt "5 words to best describe them"? Luv your blog!

Good-natured, cheeky amber sassbot. 

[no-higher-authority-aboard]

What was, will be. What will be, was.

Roland examined the eight word datapacket warily.

He’d hit it with half a dozen antivirus programs. Malware detection. ONI-approved counter-intrusion software.

And nothing happened. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada.

By all intents and purposes, it was safe. Just some odd message from a crewmen to someone else that happened to get caught in the Infinity’s local Slush.

But—

Undid Iridium.

[no-higher-authority-aboard]

You're a bean! :3

I’ve been called Trolland more than once for similar reasons.

[no-higher-authority-aboard]

⭐ for Spartan Lasky (This is my main, idk how to send asks from side blogs)

// I know it’s your main. I also happen to run a very large amount of blogs. - Archie

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

The Amber Sassbot loves his crew.