#Amazon Women on the Moon

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Two movie posters with art by William Stout.

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Rosanna Arquette in the ‘Two I.D.s’ segment of Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) demonstrating that you actually don’t need braces if your teeth stick out.

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Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

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Chris: Amazon Women on the Moon is a U.S. sketch comedy film similar to The Kentucky Fried Movie, watch it thru the credits, see the cast list on the movie poster, somewhat amusing, Watch: On Subscription Service.

Richie: It was fun, fun but dated, Watch: When Free.

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Decades later, I still think about Don “No Soul Simmons. I have never seen a person show that they are the masters of comedy better than doing four minutes of creaky old songs that are funny just because of how much he is enunciating.

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Michelle Pfeiffer Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

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Amazon Women On The Moon (1987).

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#remembering #williammarshall #actor #DrRichardDaystrom #startrek #TheUltimateComputer #bonanza #themanfromuncle #thewildwildwest #Skullduggery #ZigZag #Blacula #ScreamBlaculaScream #TheTragedyofOthello #AmazonWomenontheMoon #Sorceress #DinosaurValleyGirls #startrek56 @TrekCore

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Amazon Women on the Moon / 1987 — IMDb, TMDb

Absolutely brilliant and way ahead of its time!

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Video Pirates segment, starring William Marshall (1924 - 2003), from John Landis's comedy anthology, Amazon Women on the Moon (1987).

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why do I see him everywhere I turn????? HEFHHHS

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It is kind of funny to think about how popular the Kuja Crocodile fan theory is when you take a step back and think about where that theory kinda originates from Now to be fair, I'm not 100% certain where the theory came from, I can only remember so much of what the fandom was theorizing back in 2008, so I may be speaking from my ass a little right now

But from what I do remember, back in Yee Olden Days, there was a lot of speculation about why the Strawhats got sent to their respective island by Kuma the way they did. A lot of people did notice how each island seemed meaningful one way or another to each Strawhat and tied into their characters except for Luffy, and everybody thought that was a bit odd. Mainly because we didn't fully know HOW Kuma's ability worked. Now, nearly two decades later, we DO know how Kuma's ability actually works; People don't magically travel to islands they have a secret connection to or anything, Kuma himself has to actively choose where he sends people off to, meaning Kuma looked at the Strawhats individually and picked out islands where he thought they'd be best off at. Luffy being sent to Amazon Lily is arguably no different; Kuma knew Luffy was the brother of the soon-to-be-executed Ace, but also a target of the WG (due to being Dragon's son). Amazon Lily was close enough to both Sabaody that Luffy would be able to return there relatively easily if he wished to, or he could try to befriend the Warlord Hancock, who was also being summoned to participate in Ace's execution, to hitch a ride from her to go and try to save his brother. The only challenge Luffy would have to overcome there was indeed befriending the Kuja, at least enough to be taken off from the island safely and alive.

But indeed, we only really know and can fully understand that now. Back in Yee Olden Days, the fans did just seem to think Kuma's ability might be a bit more mystical in nature, and thus people got really curious what Luffy's Secret Ties to the Kuja and Amazon Lily could possibly be. And naturally that lead to people speculating that maybe Luffy's mom was a Kuja. Because what other subconcious connection could Luffy possibly have to the island especially when it didn't seem like it would help him reach/achieve his dreams any faster either.

But then we get to Impel Down and Crocodile gets those transgenderism allegations thrown right in his handsome face (and people start shitposting about him being Luffy's other parent) And I think that might be where the streams crossed. People noted how Crocodile has his funny little reptile motif going on, and how the Kuja ""also have a reptile motif"", transgenderism allegations, badabing badaboom Crocodile could be a former Kuja, secret past SOLVED.

But the connection there is really weak though, isn't it? Especially when you considder that the Kuja don't really have a REPTILE theme going on with them. Yes, the snake motif is important to the Kuja, our beloved Hancock being The Snake Princess and the sisters having the Gorgon/Medusa (fake) backstory, but the animal motif is limited to just snakes, not reptiles as a whole (otherwise we could also speculate that Moria is a former Kuja because he's also named after a reptile). And more importantly, the Kuja have a big FLOWER theme going on for them, namely in, well, their names; each Kuja is named after some kind of flower/plant. Sure, Crocodile could have a secret deadname but we don't know if he does, there is no evidence to suggest either way (but also, depending on when you think he would have transitioned then him just being able to have a secret deadname is kind of up in the air (see: Crocodad timeline))

So if Kuma's ability doesn't have a magical way to send people to places they have ties to (whether the person knows it or not), and if Crocodile doesn't have any obvious, thematic connection to the Kuja, then the only reason people believe he could've been a Kuja is because... he might be trans. And... yeah. That's kind of a weak basis for a theory, isn't it

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Embroidered Western Long Sleeve Buttons Down Shirt in Turquoise from John Moon (sold on Amazon: $42.99)