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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends#her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees#which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set#they involve her in heist style operations#on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in#then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up#it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble#and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years#anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies#this all takes place in florida naturally
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Took a shot at translating and typesetting this short comic by @k4m-golden! A great many thanks to them for allowing me to share it!!
Original comic here on their tumblr, among others from the same doujin.
(read right to left)
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr blade#hsr kafka#silver wolf#jing yuan#stellaron hunters#this is a very amateur translation!!#by which i mean i ran it through google lens and reworked the text into something less word for word machine translation-y#i do not speak nor read japanese and i do not claim to! i did this for fun#in the same vein this is the first time i typeset something so the cleanup work is approximate#but if there's interest i would be interested in doing this with more of their works#ray's records#i love this silly silly group of wanted criminals#and it's good to practice my photoshop skills every so often#it took a few hours but i actually had a lot of fun#it's very fun picking different fonts and seeing the page change right in front of your eyes#like woah i did that
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I am certain that France has acted in a movie at least once. He was probably in an old black and white romance movie from the 50s or some New Wave film looking all melancholic. It was probably relatively obscure until someone on twitter found it and posted saying "HELp whats he doing here???" and then it goes viral.
It would be extra funny if he was an extremely minor character and everyone posted screenshots on social media saying OMG MY FAVE CHARACTER DANCER 4 IS ON SCREEN 😍😍🥰♥️♥️
#hetalia#hetalia headcanons#aph france#hws france#francis bonnefoy#France would be like “oh how embarrassing! I was such an amateur🥺”#but he knows he killed it#he's the definition of eye candy#could give the worst line delivery and I would eat it up
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finished my bill cosplay and living out my 2015 dreams
#gravity falls#book of bill#gravity falls cosplay#bill cipher#the book of bill#cosplay#gravity falls bill#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill cipher cosplay#artists on tumblr#amateur cosplay#billford#stanford pines#bill x stanford#gravity falls stanford#mystery twins#art#i spent an hour on his stupid little hat#will i post a picture?#perchance
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What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?
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#merlin#merthur#merlinedit#merthuredit#diamond of the day#taylor swift#ttpd#I was struck my Arthurs eyes in this colouring still not sure about it#but the magic conotation I like#as this moment he knows Merlin fully and everything he's ever done for him#and that his magic is his magic#so in that way I think it works#still an amateur at ps so its fun to experiment :)
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listen, i need Colin and Portia to be lifelong enemies in the funniest way possible. Penelope thinks the feud started when he informed Portia very clearly that whether she understands it or not, he's marrying her daughter, die mad at about it (and how she's wrong about Penelope and how wonderful he finds her) but Portia's *been* had beef with this boy since he ruined her 'get Marina married off' plans in season 1. Colin and Portia see one another in a hallway and it's on SIGHT
"Colin, how good to see you finally looking presentable for once." "Portia, what a lovely headpiece, it hides your horns so well."
#polin#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#portia featherington#bridgerton#yeah yeah i know portia would be so happy her daughter is marrying someone from a great family who has money but consider the following:#she hates colin anyway#colin becomes the permanent thorn in her side#how's a bitch supposed to scheme when mr. amateur detective is in the corner playing 3D chess w/ her?#colin starts off relatively blah about portia then hears how she talks to pen and just decides to torment her. for the bit#the number of times he's 'accidentally' handed her the salt instead of sugar at featherington family meetings ALONE#'whoopsie they're just in such similar looking bowls'#Colin one time looks Portia dead in the eyes and asks 'wait. . .but if you're here. . .who's guarding hades?'#and penelope snort laughs
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Eichi gives away the mask so easily because it was never meant to be an "engagement ring" like you delulu wataeis imagined it to be lmao. It was wataru saying that he will continue playing tsumugi clown role in fine and won't leave it for hokuto's mother troupe after graduation. Do you dumb fucks even read the stories? Eichi didn't even understand tf that mask meant when wataru gave it to him and wataru referenced fucking tsumugi in his "proporsal". I dunno why the f you think it's ok to lie about "! EnDiNG wItH wAtAeI EnGaGeMEnT" when the chapter it happened wasn't even close to the end of ep:link. Cope
PS: how do you live with the fact that Eichi clearly admitted to never being in love in his life and Wataru said that even though Eichi likes him, he still can easily discard him for the sake of his objectives?
I love you anon thank you for giving me a nice reason to ramble again beautiful ask 10/10 I'm sorry this is probably not how you hoped this would go but this is such a funny block of text delightful really thank you for the enrichment please marry me
But okay yes now to get down to the actual ask just to disclaim I am solely relying on translations seeing as I do not speak japanese well enough to understant the original text so if anyone has anything to add to this or to correct me on please feel free to do so.
Now to get started I'm not sure if one could say Eichi gave away the mask "So easily" seeing as he claimed that it was "a hard choice to make"? Which, as one might know, implies unease with an idea and pondering and debating and a general amount of thinking behind a decision so? I know this isn't really the main focus of this ask but I'm just a tad miffed with the semantics of it is all. And in either case giving the mask back to Wataru while expecting it back still shows a certain degree of trust in their relationship it wouldn't have been such a big deal for him (as it apparently was) if the mask didn't have a lot of sentimental value to him (the both of them really if we look at the whole exchange).
Now to the claim that the mask was "only" Watarus promise to stay with fine and "continue playing Tsumugis clown role". This is not entirely incorrect. Regarding the acting troupe and staying with fine bit at least.
I'm assuming this bit in EP:Link Deadend/7 is what you are referencing, and I see where you're coming from. But the bluebird line
from literally three dialogue lines further down, which references this line of dialogue (notorious Eichi line everyone should be familiar with)
kind of somewhat really recontextualises that? Because you see this is a reference to a fairytale about a pair of siblings and they get sent out by a nice fairy to find the bluebird of happiness for her sad daughter to make her happy again so they both go on an adventure and travel far and search and search but they can not find the bluebird of happiness and then when they return home again, disappointed because they couldn't find the blue bird, they realise only one night has actually passed and the journey was probably just a dream. But then their eyes fall upon their pet dove in it's cage which appears blue all of a sudden and so they gift it to the fairies sad daughter which becomes happy again and sets the bird free. The real bluebird of happiness is a dove. At least in the version of the story I'm familiar with but I mean everyone sees the symbolism right? It's. very hard to miss.
And then dropping this?
I'm not sure how to say this properly but in the overall context this makes it pretty clear that Tsumugi has nothing to do with this anymore this is Fully between Wataru and Eichi. And I am the last person to dismiss Tsumugis significance in the course of Wataeis relationship as characters I will be among the first to protest when someone dismisses the importance of Tsumugis and Eichis relationship in favour of some image they have of Wataei but he has nothing to do with this one.
Yes Tsumugi gets namedropped but - again - I don't really see how that would lessen the sentiment Wataru is triying to convey here? Because. Yes. Why wouldn't he mention Tsumugi?
The entire conversation pretty much boils down to "Yes I was initially only in this because I thought I could replace Tsumugis role in your life and then I wanted to leave but we have spent so much time together that I realised that that is definitely not working out because I really do love you. I love you as a teammate; I love you as a friend; I love you as a person and I am very angry at myself for not managing to get that into your head. So please allow me to stay with you for as long as you'll have me." And then also Eichi not understanding because he has the emotional self awareness of a very emotionally unaware loaf of bread and also because he hates himself that is a very big thing about his character huge part of his character arc actually that he. you know? Hates himself? And feels guitly for his actions during the war? And doesn't think he deserves love and companionship? Which is why Wataru wanting to stay with him for him and not for some twisted form of revenge is such an alien concept to him? Because he is projecting his insecurities onto Wataru? As one is wont to do when they hate themself? "EiChi Didn'T eVen UnDErStanD WhAt tf ThAT Mask MEAnt" Yeah. That's. That's the point? So he can think about it and come to that conclusion himself which works as a keymoment in his characters journey from hating life and himself to enjoying being alive and wanting to live on because of the people he's surrounded with? He literally explains why he didn't immediately understand the mask during the EP:Link Epilogue/4
And to get back to the "I dunno why the f you think it's ok to lie about "! EnDiNG wItH wAtAeI EnGaGeMEnT" about which I have two things to say:
"Lying" implies further intent and an effort. Neither of which exist in this case.
He literally went down on one knee while making a big proclamation of offering himself to Eichi with a very personal item that works as a symbol for their commitment to each other on a starlit rooftop. The comparison writes itself.
3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
And then I expected there to be a proper reason given and instead you proceed to follow that up with "when the chapter it happened wasn't even close to the end of ep:link". I know the shame is on me for expecting something sensical from an ask which has been near constant in it's lack of correct statements but such is human nature I suppose. And you are not wrong. Deadend/7 isn't very close to the end of EP:Link. That is true.
But do you know what Is very close to the end of EP:Link? The Epilogue Chapters 3-5.
Do you know what the content of those chapters is? I do. Very well actually :)
(Eichi literally explains why he didn't get it)
So if this answers your "Do you dumb fucks even read the stories?" questions, Yes. And I think I'm a lot better at it than you. So I'd say I'm coping quite well over here :p
PS: Regarding your PS, I take the "I've never been in love before so I wouldn't know" comment with a lot of humour actually as an aroace person who's emotional self awareness also ends at "good" and "Not good" I think it's very funny all things considered especially because he mentioned the loving Wataru thing several times before that and I'm generally of the belief that actions speak louder than words and also am in a happy long term relationship with the concept of "Reading Subtext". So please excuse me for not breaking down in tears everytime someone reminds me of that one singuar line of text in one of my favourite all time enstars stories that came out three years ago which also brought us the single best card set in the entire game
as well as absolute banger dialogue such as
Among others <33
And there are soooooo many other examples of wataei dialogue that simply make me swoon but I have already had to take out so many of the one's I wish I could put here so this wouldn't get "Do you love the colour of the sky" long
And also, regarding your "Wataru said that even though Eichi likes him, he still can easily discard him for the sake of his objectives" I'll just say that no he absolutely could not. I mean he'd say that and if pull comes to shove and he has no other option then he might seriously consider it but may I mention that Wataru was gone for a few days at most but really not that long of a time during Sanctuary and Eichi stopped considering being a normal rational person that doesn't leave helpless 17 year olds in the midst of a construction site. Very different situation but I feel like it's worth mentioninh here. Another example is Eichis almost not being able to go through with the war because of Wataru. Wataru had to actively come and tell Eichi to go through with it. Wataru isn't the reason Eichi started the war, that is wrong, but he is the reason Eichi almost didn't finish it. and during the war era that was his Main objective. Again I'm part of the fraction "actions speak louder than words" Show don't tell and all that, but even the words are pushing it.
And that concludes my essay :)
#I so won this#there were so many pictures and quotes I wanted to include but the limit..... :'(#if any of you were wondering I am still as insane about them as I ever was#thank you anon really genuinely and fully this has been a blast#if anyone reads the whole thing....mwah let's run off into the ocean together#or something like that idk but it is appreciated#they are my everything they really are#I'm very enamoured with the ''Cope''#Cope with what? I have nothing to cope with? well nothing wataei related at least#or the ''How do you live with the fact'' yadda yadda#How am I supposed to live with it it's funny i think it's very funny#You really trust what enstars characters say and take it at face value without examining the subtext further? amateur mistake#it's so passionate too anon i admire you#imagine disliking something so intensely you sent a very wordy ask to someone because of a silly post they made#I wish I had that much vigor in me#I mean i'd be too polite to even if I did but still it has somehting admireable to it#thanks to you i got to reread some of my favourite wataei interactions so now I think the last three hours were three hours well spent :)#genuinely thank you for the enrichment#I hope youll have a nice day we might not see eye to eye on this and I'm also objectively better at reading these stories and understanding#the characters but I still hope you'll have a nice day#as good karma or something#I'm currently still on that dopamine high from writing this i think it's obvious#best mood I've been in in ages I love talking about wataei#okay good I'll conclude the tags I've already stretched this post out so far i might as well spare the poor tag reader#but then again if you have read the post this far what's a few more tags to you#I really like the fact that the real bluebird is a dove it's soooooooo#it's good it's really good in the overall context#wataei#eichi tenshouin#hibiki wataru
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Shoma Uno | Come Together | Worlds 2024 Gala
#i saw this with my eye orbs#shoma uno#figure skating#uno shoma#worlds 2024#figure skating worlds#everyone say ty shae lynn#my photos#amateur photography
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these aren't quite complete because not every adult character has a front facing render in the artbook (maria, victor, stamatins absent) but Like. how's your facial diversity for women going patho2 pretty good it doesn't seem.
#amateur edit it's centered on the eyes. note the jawline lips and head shape especially... will do a clearer gif style thing eventually#pathologic#p2crit#I reiterate: new dora/marat faceclaims
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Me @ myself on a bad dysphoria day
#pass#passing#I’m too pretty to pass#j/k I can pass if I put in effort and people don’t ask my age#ftm#transgender#trans#transition#queer#skeleton#flaming skull#green eyes#short#comedy#lord of the rings#funny#animation#Aspen animates#stop motion#amateur animation#trans creator#my art#art#sphynx#cat#nude cat#naked cat#hairless
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Touchstarved eye art and design appreciation time :)
- i think it's really fun that leander's eye shines are consistently green while the rest's are white or left out
- both mhin and vere are the only ones with non-black pupils. They're also the only ones who have extra lines in their eyes. Considering they seem to be foils, maybe these have meaning 🤭 Vere's eyes have the special ability to see what happened to you. I wonder what the red of mhin's mean, if not just signifying bloodlust.
- ais and vere are the only ones with sharp pupils. Makes sense since they're obviously monsters while the rest are hidden
- it seems like mhin is the only one who consistently doesn't have eye shine. I wonder if that means mhin stands out from the rest in a certain way.
#sorry for leander's eyes consistently being the first and biggest#its bc i originally was just gonna point out his green eye shines#but i thought why the hell not appreciate the rest too#touchstarved game#why i dont fw any other vn is bc of the attention to detail to art touchstarved puts#anything queue want#im not a writer and i sure as hell dont read!! but i am an artist. well. not professional just amateur haha#touchstarved meta
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More of the pics of me in Romania ✨
#romania#selfie#selfie spam#cute#cutie#women#girls#plus size#fat#hot#pretty#chubby#chubby girls#beautiful#selfies#blonde#brunette#brown eyes#europe#europa#study abroad#studying abroad#model#modeling#amateur modeling#models#self love#travel#traveling#travel photography
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Has anyone done "I don't miss you at all" or "the zombie song" but billford edition? Cuz listening to those songs makes me think of them. If anyone here does animatics or lyrics art please do consider.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#billford#don't look at me my amateur hands were not made to encapsulate such talent (excuse)#imagine me batting my eyes and sighing dramatically at the billford nation while placing my dainty hands over my aching heart#really tho i don't miss you at all fits so well for them post-canon (from bill's side)#sitting in eternal therapy trying to deflect just how much ford meant to him and pretending to not care about never seeing him again#they make me so sick like please
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"Hey Sunny, you like Yu-Gi-Oh, right?"
"Haha yeah I do, why?"
"Do you have a favorite character?"
U H
..Maybe?
#Yugioh Kaito/Kite#yugioh#yugioh zexal#I also have a pin of him too#I like him a lot :'D#Honestly? Would kiss him#I also really like running Galaxy-Eyes in Duel Links#One of the best decks I can actually play!#Which is not saying much given my amateur dueling prowess#But still! :'D#I selfship with him a lot
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Found a BL manga at the library (amazing. I'm living in the world of tomorrow )
The back cover goes "in a SCHOOL where BOYS are subjected to a TIER SYSTEM that forces MC to BE BOTTOM BITCH to all the TOP RANK DOGS" and I'm 😬 eugh no thanks
Notice MC kind of looks like nerdkumo Images flood my mind with deplorable despicable humiliating things being done to him
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Yeah alright
takes the book to checkout
#i drafted this post earlier when i was initially very excited about my discovery#and i'm typing these tags AFTER i have actually read the manga#and i must LAMENT at how EPICALLY and UTTERLY disappOINTED and DEVASTATED and BETRAYED I feel#turns out that the nerdkumo lookalike WASN'T EVEN PART OF THE MAIN COUPLE#HE WAS IN THE SIDE COUPLE!!!!#so i HAD TO READ LIKE. 70% OF THE MANGA JUST TO GET TO THE OBJECT OF MY HUMILIATIVE DESIRE#and i HATED the main couple#the whole time watching them interact i was.. just... squinting my eyes like#um. why are you even. u don't even like each othe-NO! THAT IS NOT CONSENT. WHAT IS THAT. YOU DON'T EEVEN#WHERE'S TE LUBE. THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. WHAT IS THIS? AMATEUR HOUR???????#mentally trashtalking the library like WHY ARE YOU CHOOSING TO STOCK THESE GARBAGE BLs. IS THIS WHAT THE PPL REQUESTED??!#the side couple was healthy compared to the main two and i was so relieved but .also .i expected some... TITILLATION#i was not titillated. only enraged.#then again. i have been told that my BL preferences are not 'mainstream'#what. emotionally healthyish people who communicate sometimes is TOO NICHE???#i'm going back to the library. i'm going to explore their entire gay collection#i need to see what they've chosen to stock. i need to see the CHOICES
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UM... why was this so sexually charged?? guys???
#the intense eye contact#charles didn't miss a beat after the breakup jesus#he's so proud to be an amateur as long as carlos keeps saying it prove me wrong#charlos
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