#Amanda the Jedi

[eightypercentjack-blog]

Was watching a review by Amanda The Jedi of The Crow remake on youtube where she could barely quantify how awful she found it, and she was really going into detail about all the issues.... and then she touched on the tattoos Eric has and I'm sorry but nothing could have ever prepared me for this and I'll never get over it 😆

I was crying 🤣 *crying*

[sakebytheriver]

She's my girlfriend 🥰💕

[the-kestrels-feather]

So I absolutely ADORE Poe and really want to watch Fall of the House of Usher because I've heard great things (I have no experience with Mike Flanagan outside of Amanda the Jedi's videos on Bly Manor, Hill house, etc.), but I gotta ask, how graphic is it? Especially in terms of animal harm? I watched Amanda the Jedi's video on it and she mentioned it was a lot but I was hoping to poll some Tumblr folks too. I know a woman gets her teeth removed so I intend to just ff through that because it's a no from me, and I know one of the stories it adapts is The Black Cat, and I know there's some animal testing, but how graphic is it? Just trying to get a gauge before I commit to it y'know

[ladyphlogiston]

I don't know what they thought was going to happen when they stabbed a shark who's been growing at an impossibly rapid and inexplicable rate, but it's not good.

Amanda the Jedi, discussing Under Paris

[daisiesonafield-blog]

DWD review

The most thorough explanation I've seen of the movie to date. I think Amanda had a lot of interesting observations that not many other people brought up. But also, it's clear that her analysis comes from an informed place bc she read BOTH the scripts, so she understood a lot of the stuff the final movie failed to explain and bring forth. Which is a testament to how terrible the director was.

[supercalime]

So we are all in agreement that once august 11th hits we are all gonna spam our favorite YouTube reactors to watch the movie right?

[sapphicicetia]

Current mood: watching reviews and video essays about series I've never watched and never will (instead of being productive)

[aussied]

Those are her mystery jazz hands

From: So I finally watched WEDNESDAY | Explained

[potatotalksculture]

Potato Tweet: Watching Friendly Space Ninja‘s newest video essay on Gossip Girl 2021. And I might have an idea. The easter eggs are already out there.

So how about this:

Crossover of You, Emily in Paris and Gossip Girl 2021. Emily acts more and more strange, openly omits talking about her past and suddenly leaves Paris and everything she has there behind. She goes back to the US. She heads to New York for… some reason.

Joe Goldberg from You is actually Dan Humphrey from Gossip Girl. Once a stalker always a stalker. He returns to New York to follow one of his once obsessions - Emily. The one that got away. (Credit for the You/Emily in Paris goes to Amanda the Jedi. A round of applause, please!) He becomes an English teacher at Constance. After Kate helped him clean his name it’s totally doable even if some people would recognize him as Dan.

In Constance he meets those crazy ass teachers who assume the role of the Gossip Girl and the seemingly woke students, who actually are all talk. He likes the first group as much as the latter - absolutely not. He hates all of them, following his trope of being angry about others bigotry whiteout acknowledging his own.

Emily needs to confront everyone on her way while trying to uncover the truth about Joe. She’s not naive or narcissistic, she’s been gaslit for many many years by Joe. Maybe some sweetheart of his after the marriage with Serena broke down? I think seeing her confronted with the teachers on the one side and the students on the other night cast some interesting light on her character.

The cage is back. People get hurt. And you see Joe Goldberg’s face while his voice readers some notes from Gossip Girl out loud.

Chills?

[thevulturesquadron]

For those curious, but not curious enough to actually sit down and watch the whole horror show, might I suggest Amanda the Jedi's reviews? She has suffered for our entertainment and you get to see all the mind-numbing highlights.

new gameshow Family Freud rated “wildly uncomfortable” by 98% of all popular audiences

[queer-ghosts]

there´s not enough amanda the jedi fandom on tumblr

[sakebytheriver]

I really do feel like queer women should do for Amanda the Jedi what that one viral tweet did for Dylan is in Trouble 😪

[kaizoku-musume]

She did WHAT with his friend!? | MILF Manor got SO much WORSE

[arcsin27]

Someone tell Amanda the Jedi

[ladyphlogiston]

Teen fornication is the foundation of a lot of horror.

Amanda the Jedi

[amanda-the-jedi-hyperfixation]