#Also ironically I think Asmo is my most ace muse | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

illithilit · 4 months

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The array I've got here is so fucking wild, I swear to the gods. I get whiplash going from some muses who will smite you if you even look at them wrong -- and then there's other muses that fuck all the goddamn time with varying levels of needing to be invested in someone before they get nasty

And sometimes I have to fill out little sticker charts for when they go thirty minutes without having sex with their partner. 😐

#sorry for being weird last night. it's just because there's a bunch of shit wrong with my brain // mobile.#Muses I thought were v ambivalent towards sex originally: Amis #Muses that are the actual worst example of this bc they fuck like rabbits: Amis #Man's hornier than my cute little 'was originally a succubus' devil #APPARENTLY it's just a matter of him vibing with the right freak #Adopted children be warned: you can NEVER read ANY of the letters he sends to Ashen when they're apart #They might have their sweet moments but I PROMISE you you will regret having eyes when you get to the raunchy bits #Bc those always exist #Legitimately the funniest shit ever to me #Also ironically I think Asmo is my most ace muse #( I would say Methil but I'm not sure how much is cultural repulsion and how much is personal repulsion )#It's ironic bc he's v sex positive and is probably considered the embodiment of lust in some spheres #( pulling from the demon he takes his name from )#But also don't you DARE level any of that nonsense at him #...... Which is an exaggeration actually but??#You cannot fuck him #That's the main takeaway here

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