#Also if theyre at a meeting just imagine Mbj is hiding in a corner

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Insane suggestion: before the immortal conference, during summer, sqh is known to make himself frozen fruit juice on sticks. During a meeting he has one in his mouth, and someone asks him about smth so he pulls it out. He. Keeps pulling it out. It becomes quite apparent by the time he starts talking that it was at least halfway down his throat. No one knows what to say about this because sqh seems oblivious. Mbj has felt taunted every time he does it. Dios mio qinghua he's RIGHT THERE

This is so funny because I can see Shang Qinghua thinking how nice and refreshing his frozen fruit juice on a sticks are without thinking too much of it. Everyone at the meeting staring at him, Shen Qingqiu fighting not to beat him for being so shameless, and Mobei Jun in the corner about to throw up from how BADLY he needs him.