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rooolt · 1 year ago

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simply no one is doing lesbians like dnd shows. Hopelessly devoted to your girlhood best friend that you face execution for her but have to grapple with maybe killing her for the good of the world, going through the motions of a corporate hellscape with the same woman by your side only for her to get engaged to someone else for a promotion but then you find out she actually did it to cover up her lame and cringe fail antics and now you’re not in love with her anymore, whatever the fuck jizzie have going on

#I know there are many many more examples but these are a few of my favorites #I love jizzie I love the fact that they’re the only canon lesbians ever in dndads #And non dndads people will see this post bc I will tag the other fandoms and I need them to know jizzie is a real actually ship name #For two women in the regency era who tried to kill each other but then time traveled to the future to get gay married and go on constant #Killing sprees of bad men #One constantly wears a diaper #They are the only ones that survive the REGENCY ROMANCE season #Also fiarina kill me but we knew that #Naddpod #eldermourne #a starstruck odyssey #sons and sonsability

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