#Also another funny-critter-blog

[theonetruegnome]

Seriously, I cannot thank you enough for this @smilingcrittersthingig this is honestly more than I could've asked for. I expected you to maybe do this one week from now, but you work fast as hell as it turns out! And the extra sketches are just the icing on this lovely spiced cake of an artwork!

It warms my heart to hear that you actually enjoyed my manic ramblings, so thank you, from the depths of my soul.

Also, not important, but new shifted critter coming Tuesday, I am trying to come up with original ideas for the leftover cuties.

[smilingcrittersthingig]

I DID IT!!!

AGGRESSIVELY THROWS THIS AT YOU

THE ONES THAT SENT THEIRS IN PAPER GETS A PAPER FILTER OVERLAY THINGY (edit: i forgot to put an overlay on lily, it's now on her)

Also I got a little creative, hope you dont mind

there were some that sent their ocs/added another late so I made a lazy sketch of them

Best I could do sorry am tired---

Credits:

1st group

Top Left - @lemonbaloni

Nurse Lamby - @neshiandraws

Nyx Akumu - @pumpkinfr0g

Grouchycoon - @crazyasfdoodleguy

Center - @star2006mcart

Middle right - @mrmuftin

Randy RatTrick - @funny-critter-blog

Luminous Lily - @skelexguts

Shaunelle Sheep - @fandom-queen1450

2nd group

Freta Motha - @rapharoon

Wolf Hexed - @forcedvoid

Harper Barker - @doodledoesthing3

Lazy Lemur - @yoursimp098

Pretty Penguin - @ofturtlesandhedgehogs

Pretty Papillon - @biggy655

Guardian - @funyellow

Cowardly Cougar - @adiosmemeguy23

Positive Puppy - @suncatstudiosyt

3rd group

Ritzy - @star-phobia

Freeze - @toyplushcrazy

Illy - @artistic28287

Middle left - @fnfchampoff

Mene - @cryptidstudios

Wolf Whimper - @emmikoochaitea

Kenko the Kitsune - @khoiazo

KittyMi + BreeWolf - @wolfy20116 and their friend

King Joyroar - @bigbronintendo

Bonus sketch

Far left - @yumekai-artz

Wolfcoy Brinn - @brinntds-blog

Miss Squeaks + Curi-mouse and Mouse-stro - @pineappleprincess0604

Catnap (AU) - @doodledoesthing3

Sammy Squirrel - @soulful-rodent

[herpsandbirds]

not a critter, but I went on a @memories kick and found this <333

and here’s a critter I saw about a month ago! It is one of the weirdest and unfamiliar spiders I’ve ever seen in my house, and it was quite shockingly large. I also remember thinking how weirdly hairless it looked, which was funny because I usually get super fuzzy-looking wolf spiders. (I’m in the northern hemisphere btw.) If you are able to identify it I’d love that! Thank you so much!!!

WHAT???

First of all, I have only run this blog since May 2023, so I guess there used to be another blog that was named this? Maybe this is a joke that I don't understand...

2nd of all, I think this is:

Woodlouse Spider (Dysdera crocata), family Dysderidae

Species Dysdera crocata - Woodlouse Hunter - BugGuide.Net

@onenicebugperday, what do you think?

[puttersmile]

Another swap attempt with assistance from @funny-critter-blog and the smiling critters fanclub discord.

Catnap/ Craftycorn swap named Catfitti. Only goes out at night to make beautiful street art. And a dignified connoisseur of art by day. Wears dark clothes and wraps his tail around like a scarf to obscure his identity. Everyone wants to know who this fly by night artist is, but for Catfitti the chase from the art community (and the cops), is half the fun.

Also @jetecat thanks for reminding about Pete the cat lol

[balkanradfem]

I have been following your blog for a long time... you're one of my favorite people on this site. I have been picking a handful of raspberries on my way to work (the bushes are on public land) for weeks, and every time I do I think of you. I don't mean this in a parasocial way, i know i don't know you and you don't know me, but it is nice to think that here i am, a lesbian scavenging and enjoying nature, and across an ocean there is another lesbian feeling the same way.

There is a possibility that I will be moving in a few months to somewhere with a yard, and if that happens I will rewild the lawn and plant a garden and you are like 50% of the reason why. :)

I have read your reply about why you don't want to monetize your blog. I understand deeply. I am also disturbed by people who think like your father did, and I at least have never had to live with them. You have my full sympathies.

However, i would ask that you consider it regardless; or, please consider what it is like from my perspective, even if you ultimately disagree. I enjoy hearing from you and all these stories of your life. I wish you well. It does not feel like a debt to me. I do not put a price on anything you post. It is like this; I feel that, even without knowing it, you have been very nice to me. It inspires a fellow-feeling in me. But you are very far away. I cannot offer to help with your garden. I cannot gift you homemade food. I could, however, send you money.

For me, and i suspect many others in your inbox, the money is not the point. It is a substitute. We cannot give you a new plant or a handful of raspberries, but we could give you the means to buy what you can't scavenge. I do not want you to feel indebted, or like tumblr has become a job, or anything like that. And of course only you know what is best for you. But please consider enabling donations, even only very humble donations. I think I speak for more than just myself when I say that to us it would be like a "buy me a coffee :)" button like creatives use sometimes. I would like to buy you a coffee.

Raspberries! Those are wonderful to pick on your way to work, I'm honoured you'd think of me. I am mostly finding blackberries but I love raspberries.

When you get to rewild the yard please post pictures and just randomly tag me so I can see!! I love wild yards and all of the bees and ladybugs and small birds and critters will be so happy, they'll visit your yard and give enrichment to your life.

Thank you for explaining your perspective to me, you're incredibly sweet and it gives me heart to know that women out there are having a positive effect from my blogging, and you're all incredibly sweet wanting to help me out or give me things. I'm allergic to money but I'm already getting what I want - engagement, getting to talk to other women, getting very valuable information from women smarter than me, having people write little comments and send me adorable messages. Could anyone even ask for more? This message means a lot to me!

I'll stop complaining, I realize I've made people worried for me, and that was not my intent, I always think I am sooo funny when I complain about stuff xD and can't resist it. I'll think of other ways to be fun!

[c0zy-fluff]

OOOOOOOO NEW STARSTUDENT HC

I recently heard a hc made by @funny-critter-blog where Bubba likes to sing by himself and he'd get totally embarrassed if he sang in front of everyone (including if it were one person)

I feel like if Kickin was just wandering around the town/village they all live in, he'd hear soft singing coming from Bubba's bungalow and he'd be ABSOLUTELY ENAMORED AND AMAZED by Bubba's singing talent. Once Bubba would stop singing and soon realize Kickin was watching him, he'd definitely cover his face w/ his ears to somewhat contain his embarrassment. However, Kickin would encourage Bubba to try and share his talent w/ the group by setting up a karaoke night.

Also, another thing:

Bubba would ABSOLUTELY sing this song to Kickin if he's ever feeling upset about how he feels abt himself or in general.

And Bubba would absolutely sing this song in his free time (while Kickin would lovingly watch from a distance w/ a dumb, goofy grin on his face while watching Bubba just sing his heart out <33)

I HONESTLY LOVE THIS HC SMMMMM AND I CAN JUST IMAGINE THESE SCENARIOS ALREADY GOING THROUGH MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA- I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD,, THEY MAKE ME SO ILL /VPOS

[cassi-pokeblogging-hub]

Pokepark - Shout out a Pokemon IRL blog you really like!

ill do you one better i have A LOT to shout out lol. its very hard to like articulate ALL my thoughts in just like one paragraph cause i dont wanna drop a masive ESSAY for each blog so ill try to keep it brief but do check all of them out if you havent yet!!

@lovenpeace-pkmn - anthea and concordia are,, surprisingly forgotten about pkmn characters so finding out there was a blog for them a few months back was like. insane for me. i love the blogrunners characterization and its just generally a fun blog to scroll through and interact with on occasion!

@thatfailedpokemontrainer - sprite an interesting critter fr. theres something wrong with them and i love it. every once in a while something goes down on the blog and im just in the discord chat with friends like omg look at whats happening on tumblr RIGHT NOW!!! also as a dedenne best pikaclone TRUTHER i am obligated to promite this blog lol

@battle-subway-ghost - is also a really fun blog that im always like GUYS LOOK AT WHATS HAPPENING OVER THERE!!! honestly i could probably link ALL the blogs linked to this one and thatfailedpokemontrainer but i dont wanna decimate a buncha peoples notifs with me @ ing them all on the same post lmao. but like. something up with paris fr and his relationships with other characters are so fun to read. also i love rattatas so any blog about characters that give love to the rats get a good grade in my book

@wingsofachampion - tropius is such a fun character and bench plays her so well!! pokemon like tropius are sososo underrated compared to a lot of the like. anthro/more humanoid pokemon and pokemon that are just cats or dogs so seeing one about one of these more underrated pokemon so good to me. bench (blogrunner) also has a ton of fun pmd lore that builds off the canon stuff on this blog and a few of their other blogs so if you love pmdstuff you should REALLY check them out

@psn-stalling - i could list A LOT of the bbablr blogs because theyre all some degree of something up with that guy fr but atlas is one of the first blogs that popped up on my dash p often and is what got me to check out a ton of the bba blogs. atlas and his relationships to other characters are so fun to me and tbh atlas is just a fascinating character in general. top ten guys of all time i hope he beefs with even more of his classmates in the future

@viridian-rat - OKAY SO. TURT (the blogrunner) IS MY FIRNED SO PERHAPS THIS MAY BE CHEATING BUT RAT IS SO SOSO SOMETHING TO ME. 12 YEAR OLD OF ALL TIME. turt plays rat like an actual 12 year old and its so refreshing because a lot of people DO NOT KNOW HOW CHILDREN ACT AND ITS INSANE. also turts been putting so much effort into a whole ass animation for this blog thats almost done so you guys have to follow the blog before it comes out so you'll see it.

@harteofthehart-ayyy - harte is another character on pkmn irl thats a guy of all time fr. fascinated by him and everything that is revealed about him. whatevers going on with him and his roommate has captivated me. this is also another blog where i REALLY like the art thats posted on occasion, and i just find it funny to follow. also its just a REALLY fun blog to interact with. like some blogs are just awkward to reply to because theres like way too little to actually grab onto but harte's mod is really good at giving you stuff to actually reply to

theres sosososo many more blogs but some are just escaping my mind rn or i dont know how to like properly articulate anything than this blog good. id like @ my entire following list rn if i could but i do not think people would be happy with the amount of notifs

[squigglewiggles]

Hey There! I'm not sure if you remember from the first blog, but I think I requested a Welcome Home TK Fic, with Julie and Frank going into the woods

Hello, There! I do remember! Here you go, I will re-post it for you! I apologize, I completely forgot what I named it!

Warning, this is a tickle fic!

Hanging Vines

“OOH! Frank! Look at that one there!” Julie squealed. Out in the neighborhood, Frank and Julie were out catching bugs and critters of all sorts. The heat was near overwhelming with the sun shining down on the two puppets, but the breeze was enough to keep them from getting too warm. The smell of fresh flowers and nature surrounded them as they frolicked around, looking for insects.

“Yes, Julie I see it,” Frank recoiled as Julie shouted in his ear, “However, that one is quite extraordinary!” Frank smiled. He ran over to the bug that had just landed on a nearby flower. Julie followed.

The bug appeared to be a beautiful butterfly! The wings were beautifully colored with vibrant pigments, which stood out further with a shimmering iridescent tint. Frank Pulled out his magnifying glass, but the critter flew away closer to the forest before he could get a good look!

“Hey! I wasn’t done with you yet!” Frank exclaimed. He ran after the creature with Julie still trotting along after him. It landed once more, just outside of the forest. Frank pulled out his magnifying glass once more and took a look at the butterfly. He got a few more seconds of looking before Julie crashed into him! Her attention was caught by a dragonfly whizzing around, so she was not looking ahead and bumped right into him, knocking him into the forest. 

“AH! Julie, you have to be more careful! Now I’m covered in dirt-” Frank paused, as he was laying on the ground of the forest, he felt something tug at his wrist and ankle. He looked down to see vines wrapping around his arms and legs, which soon pulled him deeper into the forest.

“A-Ah, what?? Julie! H-Help- GAH!” Frank yelped. He tried to clamber out, but before he could even move an inch, the vines had grown too strong. They lifted the gray puppet up into the air.

“FRANK! What’s going on??” Julie yelled to them. She tried to help by pulling him down, but the vines had gotten her too. Before they knew it, both of them were hoisted into the air by huge green creeping plants. Julie tried to crane her neck to see if Frank was alright, but she stopped once she heard a familiar sound. Frank started to giggle hysterically, which caused Julie to wonder…

“Frank? What’s so funny!?” She called out. Before long, she was filled in on the situation. Another vine had slowly creeped up to Julie’s torso. It started to lightly scratch and wiggle at her sides and tummy, causing her to squeak and cackle at the sensations. Frank was getting similar treatment, as the vines had worked their way up towards Frank’s neck, wiggling against the sensitive skin.  

The two puppets were wiggling, giggling, blushing messes as the vines had their way with them. The teasy plants were relentless and seemingly taking note of what made Frank and Julie squeal and thrash the most. From pinching to wiggling to vibrating to tracing, there was not a single thing these vines did not try.

“HEHEHEY! LEHET UHUHS DOHOHOWN! HEHEHAHA!” Julie squealed in her most demanding voice, which was not very demanding at all. At once, the vine suddenly dropped her, only to catch her by the ankle so that she was dangling upside down from her leg. Julie yelped. In this new position, she was now left utterly defenseless. The vine that had previously been working at her torso was now making its way up towards her foot. It came up and peeled off her high heel, then started scratching ruthlessly at the arch of her foot. To say that Julie screeched would be a complete understatement.

“AAAHAHAHAAHAHA NOHOHAHAHA NAHAHAT THEHEHERE EEEEE! NAHAT THEHE TOHOHOES!!” She pleaded, but to no avail. The vines continued exploring her tender tootsies, while also moving to tickle up her leg, to her knees and thighs.

While Julie was losing it, Frank was in his own predicament. His shirt had been lifted up, his hair was a mess, and his cheeks were as red as the tomatoes in his garden. The creeping plants had moved from his neck and shoulders to his tummy and sides, as well as his loser back and thighs. His laugh was squeaky and high pitch, as well as scattered with snorts and squeals of all sorts. Involuntary flinches and squirms took over his frame as the vines traversed his body. 

“PLHEHEHAHAAHA! *snort* HAHAVE MEHERCHYHYHY! NAHAHAT THEHERE, PLEHEHEASE!!” Frank wailed. The vines did not budge as he begged and writhed. All of his most tender spots being hit at once was nearly too much to bear, but these vines seemed to know just the right pressure and technique to keep him from going over the edge, which made it all the more maddening. 

Before long, both Frank and Julie were nearing a limit. Their minds were foggy with glee, and their laughs were breathy and weak. After what seemed like an eternity of skittering, wriggling, scritching, and teasing, everything stopped at once. The vines set them down ever so gently, and rubbed their tummies, feet and backs. After both of them had calmed down, the vines recoiled back into the earth. 

“Oh, goodness… Are you alright, Frankie?” Julie questioned.

“Uhm.. yes, I’m quite alright. Are you?” Frank responded. Julie sat up, then crawled over to help Frank up. They both sat together for a minute. Both of them a hot mess, with hair and clothes ruffled up, looked at each other with a knowing look. 

“Yes, I’m alright, Dearie…” Julie paused for a moment, “You liked that, didn’t you?” Julie smirked.

“Wha- I- Uhm, well… yeah…” Frank said sheepishly.

“Hah, knew it!” Julie teased, “I did too. Fun, right?”

“Pfft, yes, I suppose. You’re such a little sponge for tickles, aren’t you?” Frank teased back.

“HAH, yeah I am! I have no shame in that.” Julie Beamed.

“I can tell.” Frank Mused. He stood up, Julie following. Just as they stepped out of the forest, a butterfly landed on Frank’s nose. Both of them froze, realizing it was the same butterfly from before. 

“Frank!” Julie gasped. “Look!”

“I see it, Julie.” Frank said, calmly. 

All of their worries had been taken from them by those vines. They went home to gather themselves and restore their earlier appearances, soon after spending the rest of the day together looking at the beauty of the insects they found. Both more calm and relieved of stress than they were before. 

[bunnies-go-hop-hop]

"Bunny, Bunny, Bunny You're so funnyWith your twitching nose!"

"Bunny, Bunny, Bunny You're so funny From your head to your toes.."

"Bunny, Bunny, Bunny Your ears are funny They're too big for you~!"

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Heya! Mod Blaze here with another blog, this time a Poppy Playtime one!

Mod's Main - @hyper-lesbianism

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Since I don't know but about Hoppy I will be making head canons and going off what I do know for now so just bear with me here

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My AU/headcanons:

Hope/Hopscorch/Via is was 15 when she her soul got stuffed, she is 20 now.

Hoppy pulls at her ears when stressed although it tears her ears and makes blood come out which makes her lose her hearing.

Hoppy is bisexual & asexual but prefers girls, she also uses she/them. Hopscorch is omnisexual and polyamorous. Via is lesbian & trans(mtf).

She acts like the mother to most of the smiling critters cause she had a little sister and brother when she was alive and her parents never took care of her and her little siblings so she acted like their mother.

Hoppy doesn't like talk about her own problems cause she doesn't want to be a burden.

Hoppy, Hopscorch, & Via gives kisses as a form of affection for their friends.

Hoppy is able to hold all her friends up with one arm, she is very strong for a bunny.

This was set before Hopscorch was killed in a 2nd fire by Catnap.

Hopscorch survived the first fire Catnap put her into, but lost an ear causing her to lose half her hearing in the process.

Hopscorch also lost her eye due to The Prototype scratching it out.

Via's deadname is Valentino, she likes the name but hates when people call her by her deadname, she takes is as a form of disrespect.

Via has green bunny ears and burns to show she is the soul of hopscorch, she does not have a tail though.

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Other smiling critter blogs you should go follow!!

@the-crafty-unicorn - Craftycorn @the-cool-chicken - Kickin' Chicken @theokitty - Theo/Catnap escaped the Prototype killing him AU @acat-foryournap - Big Catnap @that-sunny-pup - Dogday & Big Dogday/Solar @bearhugs-from-bobby - Bobby Bearhug @kickinchicken-survivor - Big KickinChicken @the-wax-winged-employee - Icarus @dogday-shines-bright - Dogday @isolatecraftcornau - Big Crafty

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Hoppy Family/Other Hoppys:

@hoppyhopscotch1 - Lesbian Hoppy Hopscotch (Sister) @hoppy-hopscotch - Asexual Hoppy Hopscotch (Sister) @hoppyhopscotchs-blog - Normal Hoppy (Sister) @biggerbodyhoppy - Hops (Sister)

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Dating info so far:

@hoppyhopscotch1 & @the-crafty-unicorn are dating

My hopscorch & @kickinchicken-survivor are dating

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Info from game:

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Idea of what Hopscorch looks like:

Name & Artwork both made by the lovely @mailman-fritzarald, go follow them they are pretty cool!!

Another example of Hopscorch:

Art work made by the lovely @blanca815, go check them out, they make amazing artwork!! <33

Picrews I made of Via:

[sotogalmo]

Hihi !! tryna get to know more of the alnst ocs and their creators. so. hihi !! care to tell me more abt ur resistance ocs ?

Hehehehe, hihi!!

So, funny thing is. I haven't really had much thought into all of them, especially Felix- since as for a few days he's being worked on (his relationships, his thoughts, etc etc. His main inspo tho is most definitely Issac from canon ALNST and Lich from Evillious Chronicles)

Orian has a bit more to her, but not that much as Bastienne was my first resistance oc tbh.

Bastienne, who has many names, but uses Lilith the most has the most info, yet I don't really know how to make her act- yk? Like her personality.

Bastienne is a postman and a waiter. So she has light experience with bringing in food and writing letters <- she mainly writes letters to a "human" idol; Lilith ( @alien-til-i-stage 's oc)

I just. Kinda made Bastienne on a whim, cuz of like. I had this idea of giving Sebastian (another OC) a twin, (funny thing is that Bastienne is one of the feminine versions of Sebastian!) cuz I just couldn't stop relating him to Hänsel from EC/Evillious Chronicles— who has a twin; Gretel and such.

That's why one of Bastienne's inspos is Gretel-

But yk..the idea kinda got scrapped and Bastienne is her own character with no real ties to both Flor and Sebastian, but some metaphorical and "what if" ties (clown, rebels, etc. rebel clown as been a main thing that I've been doing tbh... Flor is the main reason)

But tbh, besides all of that I can give out some fun facts!! (With an added oc, made on the 12th of September!; Yuuki who is Cindy's gf!)

Bastienne uses he/she pronouns :3

Felix is FtM/transmasc (transitioned in his early teens)

Orian has had at least 2 past lovers, or so.

Felix is a good artist but he mainly only draws birds..

Orian has a collection stash in her room! What she collects is a secret (<- doesn't know what to make her collect)

Bastienne is somewhat of a foody... and would sometimes be too carried away cuz it's food .... <- she likes food

Orian is closeted bisexual! (even tho before I had her being closeted lesbian.. decided to change it cuz inna way she would swing both ways)

Yuuki is albino, but actually really doesn't have red eyes as I drew her with. Her eyes are like. A pale lavender with some red tint to it ..

Yuuki is their mechanic! If anyone becomes an amputee in the future, or comes in as one; Yuuki will make them some spare robotic parts for them to use!

Felix sometimes.. and a bit childish? mimics bird sounds. And they almost sound near-perfect to the actual bird!

Orian, due to being on the run for a long while- she has gained some muscle! Same with the others ofc, but Orian is slightly more stronger then they are (Yuuki can somewhat match her strength but that's it)

Basti writes letters to a famous 'human' Model! Felix knows that something is up with them, but he doesn't really care as that's not his problem and such.

Felix seems to be nocturnal! <- for lore reasons, that will be explained later (on my @/yuuoseetaasria blog!)

Basti also joins with Felix in mimicking animal sounds ... The Critters™.

Felix has a sister who works for AREPH; an opposing group to the rebel group (for now, since the name is rlly yet to be decided on)

Felix's hair is actually slightly dyed,,, his actual hair color is black

*I think that's all for now,, but I will add more in the future-! / Yuuki's gf is Cindy; @tsukacchako

[theonetruegnome]

Garçon, Another!

I felt a gnawing hunger for more oversharing and madness, so here we are! Sorry in advance for the long post. I think we should do Kickin' next, my favourite of the boys. Introducing,

Conk-out Cockerel!

This purple-plumed poultry is well known among friends and strangers for his odd sleeping tendencies. While yes, Conk could conceivably fall asleep just about anywhere, his body seems to prefer either somewhere quiet and secluded, such as his coop or the attic of a friend's house, or in the literal middle of the street (Has happened several dozen times), anywhere where people frequent or somewhere very awkward, no in between at all. He has mild narcolepsy, and never really sleeps well at night when he ought to, only really sleeping in 5-10 minute bursts randomly throughout the day. Poor Conk just sort of wanders around at night until he gets tired and drifts off where he stands or finds a friend with insomnia he can chat to. He can't really help them much, as his sleep inducing thing (such as catnap's gas, snoozy sow's tea [credit to @funny-critter-blog] or tusker tiredon's bat [credit to @smilingcrittersthingig]) is really his stories.

The tales he learnt from his family as a chick just cause other people to drop off for some reason, so he tries to tell his friends stories to help them rest. Unfortunately, 'Guy who falls unconscious randomly' and 'powers activated by talking' aren't the best combo, so juuuust as they're closing their eyes and nodding off, *SLAM* Conk faceplants into the floor. His friends all love him, but they worry about his health and sleeping habits. Conk just tells them he can't really stop or it, so he just has to live with it and they shouldn't worry about him.

His whole shabang isn't just that though! He really enjoys just living what he can, meaning he tries to make as many good memories with his friends as he can while still conscious, as well as telling his stories and writing new ones when he can. True, this often causes a sort of jigglypuff situation with all his friends asleep by the end but what can he really do about it? His favourite flavour of ice-cream is 'Anything berry or with two flavours in one' and due to his habits of falling asleep at the most inopportune times, he tends to speak quite fast so he can get it all out in time.

He also sports furry booties, partly because they muffle his footsteps when he checks on his friends so he doesn't disturb them (he knows how it feels to have irregular sleeping patterns) but also because I thought It would be cute on the little man.

His pendant is a brown hardback book with three 'z's on it and his scent is marigold.

[shadowredfeline]

Five in One Post.

First off to my response to some of my On This Day Posts.

Yeah I do remember seeing jump scares a lot. But normally Anais is okay since she is a rabbit who looks really related to Panini and Halley. And every time we want to talk about the Rabbit girls, I wanted to include Amber from Camp Lazlo because she would make a great companion to them. But with Cartoon Network, anytime I would do Cartoon Network in a world of Final Fantasy, then we had to have Anais and Panini team up with Amber. But with a picture of my brother, it is really funny to see my brother get a jump scare every time I play a scary video game. And my next one, I understand what you mean about the episode with Patrick's nose. There are so many episodes that are completely disgusting and that episode was trying to ape the Ren and Stimpy Style, a bit like Pig Goat Banana Cricket. There are so many gross cartoons that are trying to ape the Ren and Stimpy Style, and I totally agree with you on the episode we both didn't like.

And mostly, the Chowder episode is really funny where we see Endive so worked up on what she was doing and Mung wanted to play a trick on her. Soon one day, we should watch a live stream of anything Cartoon Network related to some of our favorite shows.

And also my birthday response.

Thank you so much for all the wishes I did for my birthday. And also, I had a really amazing vacation and I'm thinking of doing some pics based on what happened on my birthday vacation. Plus I'm also thinking of including a side story. Starring Riya and Luna and have Miya, Lighting, Penny, Yinna, May and Aace included too. And with my presents, I like what you guys think of my presents, and also, my cousin and her daughter also got me Smiling Critters Plushies. But the characters I got are Dog Day and Hoppy Hopscotch. I might one day get some of the other characters I like. Normally my Smiling Critters can either be real or they might be replicas. But we know the difference when getting replicas and the cheap knockoffs, it happens with any kind of toys, figures and plushies, and my cousin did want to get me a Replica if I haven't got a chance of buying the real ones online.

Shadow R 😺🗡️: Thanks, Miya, Aace and Gerby for wishing me a Happy birthday. And it would be an honor before I go on my birthday vacation with my mom alongside Lisa, Spot and Maxwell. And sure I can go somewhere fun with you guys, Miya and Aace. And I hope you both can keep mine and my sister's clothes if you both want to wear them anytime. And also wear them with your cousins and try my Kid's clothes.

Tory 😺🩰: If you like our clothes including my brother's and my best friend's clothes, I hope you can give it a try on our Ballerina attire if you guys want to ballet dance with us. Plus I am teaching Miya how to ballet dance properly, and anytime we both want to teach Luna how to dance.

Shadow R 😺🗡️: uh huh. I'm sure Miya and Aace would love to dance with us besides Spot and Riya.

Tory 😺🩰: mmhmm. And I'm sure your vacation will be fun. And I'm sure your sons are having a nice time with my daughter.

Shadow R 😺🗡️: Yup. Same with Sam.

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Merry Christmas!

Your blog makes me very happy. I like cute plushies and stuffed things but don’t really feel the need to collect many of them myself. Seeing your posts, RBs, and other content sort of fills the gap for me. I know it’s “only an internet blog” and all that, but it does brighten up my day.

Here are the few plushes I’ve gotten my hand on over the years. They aren’t named. The kitten was a gift from my grandmother when I was very young and has lived most of its life on one shelf or another. The crocheted octopus I bought from a lady at a craft fair when I was in middleschool because I really liked it. The wooloo I got because I was ordering some fragile tins from the Pokemon Center and they’re notorious for being dented by poor packaging, so I needed a bit of extra padding. They greet me when I come home every day.

Thank you so much! I started this blog due to similar reason because I like looking at cute and funny plushies (as well as memes and other stuff about them) but I also own a lot of plushies (also action figures and other kind of toys such as Sylvanian Families/Calico Critters dolls and Japanese capsule toys) and I love reading what people say in the tags so much which helps me a lot because I'm dealing with chronic mental health issues

Also thank you for sharing a picture of more friends to me! Hope you have a wonderful holidays as well!

[roach-works]

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#and also 'i will spend all of recess figuring out how to obtain a walnut on the other side of this chain link fence'

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

are new people really joining tumblr or not? it's simple. it would be very funny if new people joined tumblr and sucked at it. it would also be very funny if no one was joining tumblr and people were just telling increasingly ridiculous lies. therefore i firmly believe both situations are true.

13,128 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

#4

new heresy that makes the bible way funnier:

god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldn’t! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.

like, that’s why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.

that’s why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didn’t know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadn’t figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.

that’s why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, they’ve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he can’t get it back. he can’t make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didn’t just..... stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.

then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didn’t work either. and also even jesus himself didn’t know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! there’s a whole scene!

like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didn’t know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didn’t know what to do when it did. he’s been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and he’s totally beefed it repeatedly.

god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what you’re going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.

if that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.

13,345 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

#3

so here’s something i never figured out when i first read the sandman comics as a teenage girl, but which consuming the netflix show as a grown man is making extremely clear:

why the Corinthian is like that.

and it’s brilliant! it’s really cool. so in a series absolutely crammed full of very realistic queer representation-- lesbians and bisexuals and trans people of all kinds!-- you have morpheus stating outright that nightmares are meant to teach and challenge dreamers, by bringing subconscious fears to light, where they can be faced and overcome.

and the Corinthian has mouths for eyes. he devours eyes. he eats what people use to look at him like that, and what he used to look at people consumes them.

and he’s gay, he is a creature made by and for gay men, by personal preference all his victims are gay men, and being gay can be fucking terrifying. his eyes are mouths that eat those eyes that don’t look away from him in time, because he is the absolute mortal terror of knowing that the gender you’re attracted to--your own gender!--is extremely likely to kill you for looking at them. decades, centuries, of men looking at men and knowing this could kill them. eyes meeting eyes and wondering if this ends with the man you can’t stop looking at coming and kissing you or coming and killing you. in the eighties there was AIDS and there were more queers than ever coming out and saying ‘no, we’re here, look at us, we’re dying, look at us, we’re alive anyway, look at us.’

you’re gay in a world where that’s not okay. do you close your eyes? do you pull them out? you like to look at men. you can’t stop looking at men. you love them and they scare the hell out of you. some of them might love you. some of them will kill you. you keep looking. who’s looking back at you? can you survive it?

the Corinthian is that nightmare. and he’s perfect.

14,106 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

#2

writing is so hard i want to be praised for all my most clever lines right now

28,999 notes - Posted April 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

61,736 notes - Posted September 29, 2022

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[sleeplesssmoll]

Hi... Uhm, I'm basically @digital-playtime but on another blog... So... Nice to see ya!

Remember about the goofy mime that I shared about her to you? Because if so, I will be sharing a batch of her voice lines! It's been a while since I lasted creating stuff about her since I usually have a Mimemi related brainrot but for this time... She has come back! Well, at least for the time when you read this message... And without further ado, here you go! (I write these on google docs so yeah...)

Feel free to make some scenarios about her... I also find the dynamic between Regulus, Jessica and her quite funny since that trio is going to make some shenanigans but on their own ways... Regulus with Mr. APPle's help, Jessica with uhmmmm... Horror story related stuff and then, there's Mimemi with her extraordinary actions without the usage of words needed (Well, at least for Mimemi in this case)!

I can imagine Mr. APPle and those little critters having to see the chaos that they are going to commit inside Vertin's suitcase, bro is going have to watch the trio as if he is a dad in a shape of an apple and the little critters can't help but just... Watch what the heck is going on! 🤣

Horrorpedia would definitely be into her shenanigans! It's awesome you have a whole script ready! Mr. Apple being the parent supervision is also hilarious. He'd probably try to intervene politely but get dragged into their plots anyway lol

[pbandjesse]

It's only 730 and it so dark out! It's not even daylights savings yet. Ridiculous.

Today was a busy day! It was a fun day though even if my body is vaguely uncomfortable. I had to wake up at 730 (oh weird exactly 13 hours ago) so I could get ready to go to the walk in doctors appointment with James. I very much did not want to go to the doctor. But James wanted us to go so we did.

We had a little trouble getting there. Just traffic and bad drivers. I loved my outfit though so even though I wasn't feeling amazing, mostly because I wasn't all the way awake, I felt really cute and good. I just got this sweater tank dress and it's super cozy. James said I liked glamorous.

We got to the doctor right as they opened. And were the first ones in. We had to fill out some papers. But pretty quickly they took us back together! I liked that!

We weigh the same. Our blood pressure was good. James resting heart rate was 59. I didn't catch what mine was.

We would go into a room to wait and eventually I was taken back to be seen by myself.

The doctor was pleased that I was seeing the rhumatologist and that so many of my issues are getting better. He was very concerned when I told him about my A1C test from the summer and so I had to get a finger prick test and my glucose thankfully was 80 and that's in the normal range. So the panic everyone was radiating lessened but they are concerned by my shaky hands and seeing black spots. I will be going back to gert blood work with them soon. They only do it there on Tuesdays and Thursdays though so I have to figure that out. I'll figure that out tomorrow.

We would finish up there around 930. And we decided to go get breakfast at Southside.

I always like eating there. And it was fun sitting with James and just talking about buying a house and life and the day. I just love spending time with my James. They did have a little sadness in their eyes today and told me they were just having a hard time. They have those days sometimes. I do to so I understand.

After breakfast we headed to highlandtown for my meeting. We waited a few minutes but we were still wildly early. So we would run over to target to use their bathroom and then come back. I was feeling a little weird. My body felt weird. But I tried to shake that off and be positive.

We got back to highlandtown and James would wait in the car and read. I walked over to creative alliance but I wasn't sure how to get inside. Another woman was waiting so I headed over there. But then Parker was at the door and he thought she was me and it was very funny to me. I think my height surprised him. It is not my fault I am so small!!

Parker is great though. He gave me a tour of both buildings. Both just beautifully designed spaces. I loved seeing the behind the scenes and seeing the set spaces. I did not know that they had artist in residences there and they are legit apartments! That's so cool!

We would sit in the classroom where my workshops will be and I got to envision how that would lay out. And we spent a really good amount of time talking through my STEAM programs I've been working on. And he wants to put three on the calendar in the new year. So I am going to propose those to camp tomorrow. And if they are down I'll get that all sorted. A critter talk and felt craft, a native species heart wall hanging, and a paper making with native seed inclusion project. I think it will be super cool and give camp a whole new audience.

I also shared with him about this blog and the overarching project it was and has become. How I work on it for about an hour if not more every night. How it has made me a better writer in ways but also just helps me find center after a long day. He was impressed. He is trying the artist way daily pages and I think I inspired him a little and that was really cool.

After our meeting I was in a great mood and went back to the car to see my husband. I stopped to take a picture of a flower. And was excited to tell them everything but they seemed so sad. I hate when I can't fix everything for them but they said they were okay and I told them all about the meeting while we drove back to target.

We didn't have to get much. James was really excited they had the nail polish they really like but they haven't had anywhere for a year. I was frustrated that I couldn't find any of the things I had wanted. I got a different brand of body oil. We did get a cute glass candy machine that I'm going to keep thread in. And we got a second CO2 tank for the soda stream. It was a productive trip.

We left target and drove to the zoo! The plan was to just ride the train. And that was exactly as much activity as I think either of us could handle. We get free tickets to the zoo on October so we needed to take advantage of it one more time.

I loved seeing the prairie dogs again. One for really close and I got to watch him eat a leaf. Just peak male performance. Love a prairie dog.

We went through the victorian walk where all the old cages are. It's funny how much they say in all their signs that they don't have any animals in them anymore when they have multiple birds in them. Birds are the only thing that should be kept in those cages. The snowy owl seems happy in there.

It was busy at the zoo entrance. It was closer to 130 and all the school groups were on their way out. No big deal. They weren't taking the train so it wasn't busy over there. We got our ticket and while we waited we took kissy pictures.

The train was fun. I wish it went around more of the whole park but it was neat seeing the miniature long horns. Which are still 1800lbs but compared to a regular long horn at 4000 it is miniature. We also got to see a lemur in the walkway!! In all my time visiting this zoo I have never seen that! I also liked their spooky decorations and the train conductor gave a good little talk about stuff. Like spiders and bags and why they are important.

Once the train ride was done I asked James if they wanted to go look at anything. We went to the otters but no luck, plus the water was way way down. Maybe they go somewhere else when it gets cold? Or they were just inside. We did get to see the bats and I really enjoyed that. I should be able to see them with more light but also I know that's not fair to the bats. I was happy to see them as much as I could.

It was time to go though. We walked through the bird area but they still won't let you in because of avian flu. Still fun to get in the giant birds nests and feel cozy. James was surprised that I was able to easily get in and out of the orioles nest. I was surprised how big it was inside.

After we left the zoo we decided to go get a milkshake. James drove us to Hamden and we went to the charmery.

I decided on an otterbein sugar cookie milkshake and it was great. But we also tried the butternut squash and clove. Which was essential pumpkin pie but slightly different. I was unsure because sometimes clove just tastes like a candle but it was good so we got a pint to take home. This also filled up James's punch card! Neat! We get to spin the wheel next time we're there.

We headed home. And I was glad to be back. I was ready to rest. James would start the laundry and I worked on my charm collection project for an hour. They would go for a bike ride and I got cozy and laid down.

I wanted to nap but it did not work. So instead I just chilled and watched videos.

When James came back I would move to the living room. They would make me pasta and green beans for dinner and I trimmed my cuticles. I ate to much and my stomach hurt (and still does). James would go play DND and I took a bath. I used my the end of my body oil and it felt very nice. Let's hope the new brand is nice too.

We have been in bed for a while now. I am really ready to sleep. Tomorrow I have a Native American feildtrip. Sarah is helping me run it and I really hope it goes smoothly. I have to get things ready in the morning. She pulled all of the materials out but I need to run around and make sure it's all good. I think it will be fine but still. Nerves.

I hope you are all well. I hope you sleep tight. And feel good tomorrow. I love you all. Goodnight!