#Also Darling Satan-tan

[bibliomorgan]

Come on, dear Lulu, I bet you never heard this one as a flirting, right?

[mrfancyfoot]

Obey Me! Prompt: Freckles

The headcanon:  Living in the sunless Demon Realm, demons don’t naturally have freckles.  They might have spots and stripes and tattoos and makeup and other demonic features, but most are unfamiliar with how sun exposure is actually the cause of skin freckling for humans and angels.

The boys might have seen freckles on prior exchange students from the Human Realm, but MC is the first one they’ve really cared to notice them on.  And they’re fading.

Featuring Lucifer, Mammon, Asmo, Satan, Diavolo & Gender Neutral MC.

Rating: G Warnings: None

My headcanon collection

Lucifer:

Since day one of their arrival, Lucifer has kept tabs on the health of MC.  However, he doesn’t intervene unless he believes that MC may be ill or in the way of harm.

MC’s been getting paler over the last couple of months and it has not escaped his notice.

He begins taking careful note of whether MC is getting enough vitamin D in their diet, going so far as to ensure that shared meals at the House of Lamentation are full of the nutrients their human needs to remain healthy.  If MC seems down or out of it, they’ll promptly find themselves whisked off to get a prescription for vitamin supplements to make up for any deficiencies they might have from now living in the Demon Realm.

He remembers the adjustments he and his brothers had to go through after they fell.  For most of them, it meant changing their diets, though Asmo in particular despaired over the loss of the spattering of freckles over across his nose and cheeks as he feared his beauty was fading.

It might not bring their freckles back, but he’ll be damned if MC becomes unhealthy on his watch.

Luke is also looking a bit more pallid these days.

He might have mentioned something to Lord Diavolo about MC and the angels looking overly pale these days due to the lack of sufficient sun exposure they’d normally have in their own realms.  It was only coincidence that a trip was soon planned to spend some time in the sun at Lord Diavolo’s private island.

He might not say anything, but seeing MC happy and healthy is a source of Pride for him.  He’ll admire from afar if they manage to get MC’s freckles back.

Mammon:

“Yo, human!  Where’d all ya spots go?”

It took him a while to figure out what was changing, but being in charge of their human means he needs to notice these things!

He freaks out at first thinking it means that MC is getting sick.  Even after explaining it to him, he’s a bit skeptical that it doesn’t mean that MC is unwell.  He knew that humans could have spots cuz he’s seen them during his time in the Human Realm,but he never knew it was because of the sun.  Now that he thinks about it now, though, it makes sense with the changes some of the brothers went through after the Fall.  And the little pipsqueak angel also seems to be significantly more pale.

He internalizes this for too long before finally mentioning something to Lucifer.  “Hey, maybe a trip out to that island would do them some good, yeah?”

Lucifer shot down a trip to the Human Realm just to go to the beach…but he’d see about organising a group trip to the Demon Lord’s private beach.

Asmo:

“Oh, darling, you’re looking so pale these days!  Are you feeling alright??”

Asmo’s one of the first to notice the sun-kissed color of MC’s cheeks and freckles fading the longer they’re in the Demon Realm.

It reminds him of part of his own transition after the Fall.

He drags MC to his room whenever he can to make sure that they’re keeping up an acceptable skincare routine.

There’s a specialty spa he loves to go to because it has tanning booths.  While normally scarce in the Demon Realm, they are popular in areas where Human Realm spa services and aesthetics are more on trend.  He uses them to get just the right amount of sun-kissed glow and dainty flecks back to his skin.

He’ll suggest they go there sometime and might drop a hint that they even have tanning there, though he’d never pressure MC into using them.

If MC likes the suggestion, Asmo will want them both to make a routine of going together.

He’ll be overjoyed when MC’s cute freckles start making a return.

Asmo is one of the first to jump onboard for plans to go out to Lord Diavolo’s private island.  He’ll never miss a good opportunity to get in some sunbathing (and pictures of him sunbathing for his Devilgram).  He’s one of the ones sure to remember sunscreen and insist on lathering up MC - it’s not sexy to get all red and burned from too much sun!

If MC is involved with Asmo, he’ll lay sweet kisses all over them for each freckle.

Satan:

It was less that he noticed and more just that he’s aware that it’s something that happens with many humans and angels when they spend significant amounts of time staying in the Demon Realm.

Being born to the darkness of the Demon Realm, however, he did not realise the cause of the change being connected to the sun - or lack thereof.

“Ah, that’s…intriguing.  I’ve never come across such a thing discussed in any of the books I’ve read about human anatomy.  Is it painful to lose them?”

He scours books on skincare for humans and reads up on the effects of too much and too little sun exposure.  There sadly isn’t a whole lot written on this in the Demon Realm, yet.

Satan is the one that suggests that MC maybe should be seeing a doctor regularly during their stay to ensure that their health is being properly looked after.  After all, the human health books advise that routine bloodwork can signal of issues developing long before outward appearances may reflect a problem.

If MC doesn’t care of their freckles fading, then he doesn’t care, either, though the little spots remind him of the spots that some cats have. They're cute.

Diavolo:

Is genuinely very concerned when he notices MC’s “spots” fading away.

They’re the first human exchange student that he’s become close enough with to notice such a thing happening.

He knows that many humans can have all kinds of spots; some many, some few; some dark, some light.

But he didn’t know they could start fading away.

Does it mean their precious exchange student is ill??

He asks Barbatos to assist him in finding books that might provide the answer, but they don’t have much luck.  It seems to be a phenomenon little reported on within the Demon Realm.

He isn’t sure how to approach it, so is just blunt about it one day when he and MC are enjoying some private time together, “I don’t mean to alarm you, MC…but I noticed that your spots don’t appear to be quite as plentiful as when you first arrived here.  Have you been feeling well?”

Is relieved when he’s told that it’s a normal thing to occur due to the lack of sunlight that the Demon Realm has, but is equally upset that he’s inadvertently been the cause of this.  The health of his exchange student is one of his highest priorities while they are under his care.

Even if MC is getting sufficient nutrients from their diet, Diavolo is skeptical that their freckles fading isn’t inherently a sign of bad health.  He tells Lucifer that they’ll all vacation at his island over Spring Break.

Is disappointed that a few days in the sun won’t be enough to ensure that MC’s freckles will come back and not fade again.  So that just means they’ll have to plan more sunny trips!

Maybe he should make a mini sun for MC.

Is skeptical that tanning beds are sufficient for the same desired effect but will confer with Asmo to find the best and safest options to explore with MC.

MC’s spots are one of his favorite features if they’re involved with the Prince.  They’re one of the cute unique things that humans can have.  They might be from the sun but they’re like having a face and body full of stars like the night sky.  He could spend hours lying together with MC and gently tracing them.

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[madam-mitsume2023]

The brothers Helping Giant MC in a "Special" Way.

Ever since you were a giant. You were starting to feel insecure. You looked in the Mirror to see your reflection gain weight. But you didn't. A side effect of the potion was negative thoughts because it was mixed with human hormones, so you laid in bed with the cover over you completely only to feel 14 feet or 7 pairs of feet on you. Each one a different weight. "MC, What's the matter? You have failed to make it to class since 2 weeks and you never leave your dorm." Lucifer spoke. Eventually you spill out everything, Lucifer and his brothers discussed something and eventually he cleared his throat.

"We have an idea. But we would need to be in your body for it."

You were confused "We will get rid of your problem internally." He meant you to eat them. You were nervous as the brother's can be out of control at times, with Beel getting hungry, Mammon being easily irritated, Satan getting upset over almost anything and Asmodeus not liking getting dirty. "MC darling, you'll be okay. We'll be okay. At least I can be inside you and you get to taste my great flavor!" Mammon gave his brother a glare "Oi, I am going inside them first!" You were shocked but gently picked up the tan boy who was spooked at first but you gave him a peck, before he could even react he was in your jaws, he had the taste of golden Caramel. He got to smell your fresh breath before sliding down to your pit. He was being hugged through your gullet and you could feel it, you also felt him land which he poked a bit "I'm okay! Whoever ends up next better not land on the Great Mammon!" You giggle and rub your gut. You held out your hand and Beel Levi and Asmo went inside. "Let's get this over with..." Levi went in tasting like grape soda, Asmo tasting like Skittles, and Beel like Beef jerky. They landed on each other but you gave them some soothing rubs. Satan and Belphie both sighed and went in next, Belpie tasting like a Blueberry Muffin and Satan like Peanut Butter. You were assuming that Lucifer saw them causing a ruckus since your stomach was poking a lot hearing them bicker and your gut go off quite a few times. It felt like you could throw up or ot felt really nice, he sighed and went into you hand. "As the eldest I must prevent my brothers from causing our dear friend to feel uncomfortable. With that he went in your maw tasting like Earl Grey Tea. Once you felt him land the ruckus had stopped. You gently laid down and you felt the brothers travel to different parts, they were eating away any fat you didn't like along with the negative thoughts and memories in your brain and heart, making you feel and look more toned and much happier but Beel did all the eating. Satan and Lucifer were killing any familiars in your body that shouldn't be, Mammon and Leviathan were patrolling your whole body, secretly liking it in there. Asmodeus was charming your brain. Making you love yourself more and Belphegor making you rest better. Lucifer even added some pride in your thoughts. They also rested in your body before leaving. Rather it was in or on your heart, lungs, stomach, mouth, you were asleep to, but you felt better thanks to your great friends.

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Rate your favorite ND female characters

Hey question asker! Thanks for asking. It's been long since somebody asked me. I never thought about this question because I solely love Kurt Hummel only with Blaine, Puck, Mike and such. I actually have no ranking for girls as well as boys. But let's see.

In order to get myself away from less trouble, let me rank it in s1-3 and then s4-s6

1.Tina Cohen Queen Chang

She has more plus for me than minus. I am not saying because I am an asian myself but she takes the cake. She sings well(underrated girl), she dances well(they put her in grp A:Better dancers in "Ice Ice Baby") and she is an unsung hero: sewing costumes for and members. She accepted many things without a say. I can feel her emotions.

2.Mercedes Jones

She is a less problematic character. Her smile is just out of the world. She just wonna sing and succeed in her life. I am glad she didn't end up with anybody because she showed me that it's okay to be without a partner. Sometimes, solitude let's you achieve more. I am subjective about her voice but Human nature is my favourite. Her duo with Kurt lit up my screen in early seasons. I didn't like her in Troubletones. It brought worst of everybody.

3. Quinn Fabray

This is somewhat unpopular now. But I prefer her. She started as a normal high school cheerleading head with head weight and had almost everything she wanted. But once she got pregnant, the harsh reality of life hit her life rock. She was pulled down many times after a development but she was a work in process. She learnt that there was life after high school. And she sticking with nd in s3 after Troubletone was formed warmed my heart.

Also, she is one of my favourite voices. She"?'s got stage presence.

I am going to kill myself for ranking these people after this. They had good moments but I disliked them some times.

4. Santana Lopez

She is really ,"darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream". She is Charming, hot (yes, I'll admit) but she was a little Satan. But I survived the NYC plot because of Kurt and her. Until that famous funny girl fight came.

Her rants were okay sometimes, but it got worse in later seasons. She started to rant just because she wanted too. But she was a better friend. She is one of the people who will be like," I can roast my friends like barbeque but I can only roast."

And anybody who says Kurt cried for unnecessary reasons, think of this girl who cried for cutting tanning privileges and for calling out she was mean.

Her voice is subjective too for me.

5. Lauren Zizes

She was nice addition to nd when Kurt left. Plus, Ashley Fink has good comedic timing and is charming. I love her attitude where she didn't give 2 shit about what other people said but she lowkey was a bully too.

Her voice isn't for singing but she is entertaining.

6.Rachel Berry

Her whole character started as somebody who will do anything to achiever her cake. I didn't care about her most of the times but she she really got on my nerves in later seasons. I felt like slapping her multiple times. She doesn't want to listen to anybody, she sent a person to a crack house just because she was threatened, she threw many people under the bus for no reason. She is one of the worse dancers too.

She was annoying downright at nyada and successses were served in her plate. I know she was work g hard but she had to let her work speak, not her mouth. I still can't digest that Rachel kept pestering Carmen when Kurt waited patiently. He did go to Carmen for second chance, but at least he did his first audition better, and he took effort to make a video tape if him singing another song(wake me up before you go go in acoustic version is pretty questionable though).

I was so happy that her tv pilot failed and she became slightly better. Also confusing your boyfriend about his career when he was already confused just so he could be with you?Nope for me.

I do t know how people love her and hate Kurt.

Her songs are totally subjective .

7. Brittany S. Pierce

I don't like her for some reason. She was bland for me. Not interesting. And I don't care for Brittana. Also she posted a sex tape of herself and girlfriend and got away. She kept dating people, she didn't have a stable mind on loving people. Also, her lines were sometimes hilarious but they were insulting.

9. Sugar Motta

Sugar Motta was... There. That's it. She was just a cash cow. She was funny sometimes but she is not for me.

Now for s4-s6

1. Unique Addams

The love child of Kurt and Mercedes. I liked her among later season nd members. She is a diva but she didn't throw people under her bus. Much like Kurt. I like her voice. I didn't like her catfishing but she was ok.

2. Tina Cohen Chang

Her explanation suits her too and I agree her on being bossy because putting up with a glee club for 3 seasons and when it's her senior year, she gotta enjoy and have her privilege. Her crush on Blaine was creepy but I understand. That's it.

3. Madison Mccarthy

She was an adorable munchkin. She was a supportive twin, I liked her energy. Wish we got her more.

4. Jane Hayward

Unfortunately Tumblr doesn't allow more than 10 pics.

I didn't care about her. She was okay.

5. Marley Rose

She was nice. She had great voice. She had sympathetic story. But I have nothing special about her

6. Kitty Wilde.

She was annoying to an extent. But she was better in s6.

That's it, folks. I had a nerve wrecking fun type. Thank you for making me think.

And oh, you can expect my 3rd Valentine one shot by tomorrow :)

See you then. I don't mean to trigger anybody. These are my personal opinion.

[tears0fsatan]

Another OM request I would like you to do!~ your writing is so good smh.

Anyway since your rules say you either can or can't write AMAB or AFAB Chara or reader can I request sub AFAB cock/cumslut bros x Dom AMAB Reader?

𖥻 characters... afab!lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor x m!reader [separate]

𖥻 genre... nsfw hcs + drabbles

𖥻 warnings... nsfw!! minors, ageless blogs and fem aligned will be blocked, mean dom amab!reader, genderbent demon brothers, dumbification, dacryphilia [crying], drooling, biting, scratching, mentions of blood!! [from the biting&scratching], overstimulation [lucifer], .... squirting- [lucifer], dirty talking!, degradation, begging [a bit for all but mainly leviathan], public sex lolol [belphegor is a freak luv that 4 her], mentions of tummy bulge :flushed: [belphegor]

𖥻 a.n... it's certainly nice to see that the cockslut agenda is popular! LMAO thank u so much darling!! :D thank u for reading my rules b4 rqing [COUGH COUGH MINORS COUGH COUGH] n thank u for coming backヾ๑ˊᵕˋ๑◞♡ hope this was to ur liking!!!!

… ♥︎ ?! lucifer

bites her lip to the point she bleeds, anything to hold onto the last bit of pride left

but the more undone she becomes, the more she lets go

to the point where the only thing on her mind is you

she's loud, so fucking loud

has ripped the sheets from how hard she was gripping onto them

she has the lewdest look on her face when you overstim her :((

her eyes are squeezed shut, rosy blush painting her cheeks and ears, lips bitten raw tucked in between her teeth, head tipped back to show off the bruises that litter her neck

sometimes, if you've pushed her far enough, her tongue lolls out of her mouth, giving her the most indecent fucked out look you've seen on anyone

she can't even look at you because she's so embarrassed of how you've reduced her to a whimpering mess

i'd say she loves being overstimed... if you're lucky you can get her to squirt after enough orgasms

it gets her so flustered because she never thought someone would get her to do that

— the avatar of pride was a mess, eyes glossy, face covered in the remnants of her tears, blush heavy across her cheeks, incoherent mumbles pouring out of her mouth.

lucifer called out your name like a prayer, begging you to go slower, go faster, to stop, to go harder. she was saying everything all at once, like she had nothing on her mind except you.

it was a rare sight to see— lucifer all dumb and drooling on your cock, and she loves to be reminded of it. her eyes dodge yours, not letting you see just how much of a cockslut you'd made her into.

… ♥︎ ?! mammon

a crier for sure.

also a drooler!

her lips are parted in an 'o' shape, her eyebrows shot up to her hairline, her eyes are half lidded, looking at you with pure desire

her reactions and the way she takes everything you give her so sweetly is

she's just so erotic and lewd and she's so unaware of it????

when she's drunk off your cock she's a lot needier than normal (and that says a lot)

will latch her mouth on any part of you she can reach

cries harder if she can't touch you

sobs "can't" over and over with the sweetest look on her face that just makes you want to tease her more

she actually creams around your cock when you call her your cumslut <3

there's something so degrading and embarrassing about it that she's just so addicted to

— the avatar of greed sobbed, fat tear droplets rolling down her tanned skin. her lips were swollen and wet with spit, giving them a pretty sheen that made them look all the more kissable.

mammon cries when you hit her sweet spot again, her back arching into your chest, tits pressed right against yours. you coo at her hands pawing at your chest, mumbling incoherently about how she can't take it anymore.

"i'll make you take it, baby." you lick at the tears that fall out of the corners of her eyes, peppering kisses all over her face until you reach her lips, all while you keep your hips at an angle that hit her sweet spot every time.

… ♥︎ ?! leviathan

the flush on her face never seems to die down

the type that can only whine and whimper in response

the only words that come out of her mouth are 'i'm yours' and your name

everything else is muddled, words mixed together and slurred, cut off by her own whines

so pliable and will let you use her however you want :((

she has a huge fucking breeding kink

loves the way her tummy bulges when you spill your load in her, orgasm and orgasm after another

she'll beg you to pump her full of your seed, with glossy eyes and tears ready to fall down her face if you were to deny her of what she wanted

she'll use her tail to keep you inside her as you cum into her for the third time, making sure none of your seed spills out

it's so indecent and filthy and it doesn't help her 'disgusting otaku' status but she doesn't care because it feels so good

her head tips back and her forked tongue lolls out the side of her mouth

— the avatar of envy clutched at every surface she could with all the strength she could muster. her hips grind back onto yours, almost like she's trying to milk you till you were dry.

leviathan sobs when she feels your load fill her up again. she feels so full and stuffed, it's humiliating to be like this but because it's your cum it doesn't seem to bother her that much.

she begs you to fill her up more, like a broken record player on loop, mumbling what sounds like "'m your cumslut, more please, please, please!" though it's hard to decipher through her tears.

… ♥︎ ?! satan

another drooler :((

also another one who bites her lip til she bleeds

something about control or whatever

i'd like to think she's someone who likes to leave marks, i guess to show you how good you make her feel

instead of gripping the sheets, she'll claw your back until she draws blood

if you're close enough, she'd bite down on your neck to silence herself

rather than whining and whimpering, i feel like she'd growl and grunt

she's so aggressive usually, so when she gets so pliant and dumb you can't help but feel the smugness that floods your body

she lets you mold her how you want, all she can do is groan and call out your name in response

you take pleasure in the way her voice breaks in the middle of moaning your name when you cum inside of her

her eyes widen and her lips part in an 'o' shape, you see the way the tears gather in her eyes

— the avatar of wrath snarls, though her body didn't align with the noises that bubbled out of her throat. the drool and sheen of sweat making her sticky, her blonde hair sticking to her forehead and a few stray pieces on her cheeks.

satan doesn't protest when you adjust her position to push her face into the bed and lift her hips up, instead she takes it, almost letting a moan slip out.

you don't miss the way she clenches around you when you cum in her, filling her up to the brim with your seed. her arms wrap around you and pull you in closer, as if her way of telling you to not let a drop go to waste. you also don't miss the guttural groan that leaves her lips when you call her your slut, smirking when she uses one of her hands to muffle herself.

… ♥︎ ?! asmodeus

doesn't even try to hide how good you make her feel

she likes toying with you just as much as you like to toy with her, in fact she's the one who does the dirty talking

she says the crudest, most vulgar things one could say during sex

though she prefers to moan out your name <3

she'll scratch your back, litter your body with marks, moans so loud you think all of devildom can hear her

her blush is light on her cheeks, though when you angle your hips in just the right way, you can see her demeanour fall just slightly

you swear, her insides suck you in a little harder every time you tell her she's nothing but a desperate cumslut

she also has a thing for you cumming in her, or your cum in general really

she loves the way it coats her thighs, the heavy feeling of it covering her cunt

though she likes her lower half to be messy, she doesn't cry nor drool

she just bites her lip, smirk playing on her lips as she rides out another high

— the avatar of lust looks almost angelic as she observes the way your dick slides in and out of her wet cunt. her hair graciously cascades down one shoulder as she keeps herself up with her elbows.

asmodeus grins, rattling off about how you stretch her out so well, how you hit her sensitive spots so easily without even trying. she wraps her legs around your waist, not letting you escape until she was done using you.

you tease her by alternating your pace, relishing in the way her demeanour crumbles the longer you go on. "you said you were a cockslut, right? how bout i make you dumb on my cock? you'd like that wouldn't you?"

… ♥︎ ?! beelzebub

she squirms a lot :((

doesn't know what to do with her hands, one minute they're clawing your back, the next they're holding onto the pillow above her head

she tries so hard to keep quiet :(

she'll use her hand to cover her mouth because she's so embarrassed

her face is so red

her eyes are tightly squeezed shut, tears slipping out of the corners of her eyes as she sobs into her hand

the drool stains the pillow she uses to muffle her cries

she buries her face into her hands, the pillow, the sheets, anything to avoid looking at you and your cock pumping in and out of her cock

it's just so embarrassing, she can't handle it

she whines out loud when you call her a cockslut, but the way she clenches around on you lets you know she likes the way it rolled off your tongue

she keens at the praise you throw in amongst the degradation

— the avatar of gluttony grips the fluffy pillow with the strength of a thousand men, surprising you with how it hasn't ripped apart yet. the sound of her muffled cries was hardly audible amongst the sound of skin slapping against skin.

beelzebub shys away from your gaze, eyes just barely visible peeking over the pillow. her eyes were glossy and red, evident that she had been crying, which made you coo. her body squirms uncontrollably beneath you, twisting around and back arching into you.

"you're so cute, beel. my cute little cockslut, ain't that right?" you litter kisses on every expanse of skin you could reach, admiring the way her head pokes out a little more with every kiss you pressed against her.

… ♥︎ ?! belphegor

loud and shameless.

she's such a cockslut that she's willing to take you anywhere.

i'd say she gets more needy and dumb when you use her in public

she smiles all dopey, her eyebrows scrunch up and her eyes roll back

her hands love to trail to her tummy, love feeling the way her tummy bulges at all the cum you've pumped into her

her moans grow needier when she feels the cum drip down her thighs

in a way, it ignites her possessiveness

you breeding her and marking her up shows everyone else that she's yours and yours alone

it's that that drives her off the edge

the moment you growl that she's yours is the second she'll go dumb on your cock

tell her that she belongs to a human, that no other angel, demon or human could make her as much of a cockslut as you do

— the avatar of sloth stares at you with half lidded eyes, dopey grin wide on her lips, face flushed and sweaty, hair all messy with how hard you were pulling it, she had the epitome of a fucked out look.

you lick a stripe up belphegor's throat, growling a "you belong to me, got it? you're my cockslut, i'm the only one who can make you go all stupid."

she giggles, giving you a teasing look that makes you wanna roughen her up even more, though you force yourself back when you remember you're in a darkened alley.

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Random Headcanon Round 3!

I hate writing long post on my phone ahhh. My laptop charger broke, and I'm pissed to cost $90 to get a new one! This again was way longer then I thought it would be. Enjoy! 😁

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Anyways no one can convince that the House of Lamentation isn't a, 'No shoes inside household'. But now the question is what do the brothers wear when they are home?

Lucifer

He's a slipper man. Never walks around the house is just socks. He wants to maintain his formal appearance, even when at home.

The pair he uses are very sharp; at first glance you'd think he was still wearing dress shoes.

He might be home, but he's still working. He needs to be ready if he has to host a meeting. Plus hard soles makes it easier to case after his idiotic brothers.

As soon as he gets through the front door slipper mode actived. He keeps them in his school bag (so Mammon can't steal them...) once he's swaped shoes he carries his outdoor shoes to his room.

Mammon

Socks and/or bare foot.

Mostly bare foot because it makes it easier to sneak and run once he's caught.

Though when he wears socks they're either plan black sock that cost too much money. Or expensive graphic print socks with drinks, casino chips, or brand logos on them.

He definitely forgets to take his shoes off alot. Mostly because his brain is focused on devising a new project. Normally results in Lucifer yelling at him and making him cleaning the halls where he tracked his dirty shoes through.

Other times he just kicks off his shoes.

Like literally kicks them. They land where they land.

Yes, this is why he and by extention Mc are late to school every. single. day.

He's definitely broken a vase by doing this and gotten strung up by Lucifer.

If Mc hates being late, they'll collect his shoes and leave them by the door with theirs. Or make a game out of it, and see if Mammon can kick the shoes into thier hands.

This only resulted in a black eye once... and a bust lip the second time...

Levi

Socks boy all the way!

He normally wears patterned socks of his anime darlings. Mostly Ruri-chan, of course.

He has the best sock game out of all his brothers. Though they're normies and just don't get it! All his socks are so colorful and cute!

He'll wear his socks one of two ways. One, they'll surprisingly match his outfit extremely well. (Why does the color coordination go so hard!) Or they'll be a signal of which anime or video game he'll be binging for the day.

He also takes his shoes off at the door and carries them to his room. He used to leave them by the door till one day Mammon stole them to sell them.

Satan

Socks and slippers. Why? Because he's extra and thinks it's a fully look.

His slippers are very old fashion. A pair of open back tan slippers, with fuzzy cream color inside. Definitely something you'd see a 80 year old grandpa wear, but don't tell him that.

He likes wearing slippers because it makes him feel extra sophisticated as he reads in front of the fireplace in the library.

His socks however are the completely different story. He never wears matching socks, and they clash so badly. The patterns will be a green and white stripe sock on one foot, and an orange chibi cats sock on the other.

It annoys Lucifer and Asmo, especially since Satan will cuff his pants to fully show off his socks of choice for the day.

Asmo is more annoyed than Lucifer; he just thinks is unprofessional. But Asmo sees it as a fashion crime. He knows you have the matching sock! He's seen the pair together when washing! He matches him for you! At least coordinate the miss matched pairs!

He leaves is RAD shoes and causal shoes at the front door. Mammon is greedy, but doesn't have a death wish.

Someone (surprisingly not Mammon though he got blamed for it) tried to prank him one day by hiding his shoes to make him late. Never again. No one wants to deal with a Satan tantrum. Big mistake.

Asmo

Socks in the Spring and Summer. Fuzzy socks in the Fall. Socks and Slippers in the Winter. The man has a system.

Doesn't matter if he's wearing socks, slippers or both, they always match his outfit, perfectly.

His man has to many slippers. A huge section of his walk in closet is just various slippers.

Scine his slipper and socks need to match his outfit of the day, the style/design ranges from super cute to high fashion.

He never leaves his shoes by the front door, unless he wants Mammom to sell them. It's an unspoken system, so he can help put his big brother.

Plus he can whine to Lucifer about his stuff getting stolen. Which leads to Lucifer making Mammon go shopping with him as "punishment".

(Why can't these boys just hangout and bond like normal people, idk but the system works!)

Beel

Sports slides, like a true jock.

Yes, this is why Mc always catches Beel during his fridge raids. (Hmm the sound of flip flopping on tile floor? Must be Beel!)

The slides are his Fangol team colors. He got them as a gift from Mammon when he first joined the team.

He also keeps his shoes in his RAD bag so he doesn't have to walk back and forth between the front door and bedroom on days he has to carry his comatose twin home. Plus they're quick and easy to put on and off when your arms are filled with the Avatar of Sloth.

Scine he's the only one who wear open toe shoes Asmo well paint his nails for him to match his finger nails!

If Beel is works out he'll put on those sports socks with the grip bottoms so he won't slip on the work out mats.

Belphie

Fuzzy socks king!

Well he is once he walks up from his from his afternoon nap and angrily kicks off his school socks. He hates to feeling of formal socks, this is one of the many reasons he looks so grumpy throughout the day.

His sock collection is by far the softest out of anyone in Devildom. It feels like you're walking on clouds.

All his socks are either blue, purple, or cow print, nothing else.

Scine Beel normally carries Belphie home even if he's not asleep. Beel takes his shoes off in their room. If Beel can't take Belphie home then good luck finding his shoes. Belphie will drop them anywhere in his half asleep daze. He never remembers to pick them up when he wakes up. They're only found when someone trip over them.

Mc

(This is based off my self interest mc. Please tell me what your mc would do!)

On Mc's first day in Devildom after Levi realizes Mc still has their dirty shoes on in thier room, they get gifted a pair of slippers from the boys.

Amso picked them out to much the covers of Mc's bedsheets scine they didn't know Mc's style yet.

Mc wears them mostly in the Winter. The floor get surprisingly cold in the house.

When its not cold though Mc is a bare foot person right along side Mammon. It's easier to run! Which they need to do alot with Mammon being thier first man and partner in crime.

And yes Amso also paints thier nails once they get closer.

Eventually Mc joins team fuzzy socks after seeing how soft Belphie's socks are. And proceeds to steal his, much to Belphie's annoyance.

No fuzzy socks on prank days! The Anti-Lucifer League learned that the hard way...

Sure Mc didn't get lectured but having to nurse a knot the size of their fist for the next week was not fun.

[candymeowz]

Heyyo and good day!

How are you today~ *proceeds to throw glitters everywhere*

I hope you're doing fine and having a great holiday! Friday's a holiday there (/▽＼) Anyway, are you ready for–

Pop Quiz!

In your opinion, what pet names are suitable for all the characters? (minus Luke of course)

And what pet name is suitable for MC from all the characters?

Discuss. (75 marks)

Level of difficulty: KBAT A+

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Pet Names with the OM!Characters:

LUCIFER:

For Him: First of all, a classic abbreviation taken from his name, Luci! It's a nickname that not many use, yet sweet and personal. But if you want to make it even more personal, a name that only you'll ever be allowed to call him, then Lulu works too! (I'd probably suggested Luke too if Luke didn't exist... I like one syllable names, alright.)

You can't go wrong with My Love either, a simple yet elegant pet name for your beloved pet demon. Or perhaps you'd want to make it more him, and call him My Diamond? Strong and rare like the gem, and also 'cause of that diamond on his forehead.

And y'know how he's named Lucifer 'Morningstar'... why not a nickname related to the only star that's visible in the morning, the sun? My Sun, or the shining light of my life.

From Him: He'd definitely call his S/O My Love as well, and Darling is a safe choice. I wanted to say I think of him as a rather traditional man, but doesn't he like Metal? Dearest, and Beautiful are names he'd call you with as well!

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MAMMON:

For Him: First and foremost, Mams! Cute, sweet and only one syllable! Plus, no one else calls him that, as far as I know. You can also call him his Devilgram name, Mammoney~ Though that's definitely more well-known compared to the former.

Another choice is Baby 'cause this is Mams we're talkin' 'bout. And call him Handsome and he'll melt into a puddle by your feet. He's a model, so obviously many people think so too, but hearing it from you? This boy's pride soars through the Celestial Realm.

You can also use Sweetheart or Sweetcheeks! I personally headcanon him to have dimples, and even in the artworks he's got a sweet smile. And seeing how he loves his Goldie so much, why not call him Golden Boy? Oh, and Idk how I forget to mention it earlier, but My Demon! 'cause he's your demon. Also 'cause he calls you...

From Him: My Human! I know it, you know it, next. My Treasure, Precious or Gemstone, 'cause you're the most precious treasure in the entire three worlds he'll ever have the privilege of calling his. He'd also call you with the common nicknames Babe, or Baby.

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LEVIATHAN:

For Him: Starting with the personalized nicknames... Lev Sounds almost like 'Love' but with a twist~ You can use Leviachan or Levi, too, of course. There's also Ethan, taken from the 'athan' of Leviathan... But then some might start to wonder who you're referring to.

Lord of Shadows! In reference to the Seven Lord series~ and you can also call him My Player Number One and he'll love you even more, a constant reminder that he can always call on you to play the latest multiplayer game he's stumbled upon.

Other than that, Cutie's a good nickname as well. Suitable for the cute demon. And Otaku Nerd can be used affectionately~ Or perhaps you wanna use the classic Baby? Or Darling? Sure! He loves that as well! After he faints from overheating the first few times, of course. And 'd probably call it a normie thing to say.

From Him: I honestly can't see him using a normie nickname, but would he still call you Normie if he's in a romantic relationship with you, I wonder? Oh, and your name plus a '-chan' at the end! Simple and cute~ Player Number Two and Henry are also on this list, matching your nicknames for him.

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SATAN:

For Him: Firstly, you can't go wrong with the abbreviations taken from his name! Tan, Tannie or Tantan are exclusive choices, only permitted for you to use, or perhaps you'd rather call him Catan' 'cause he likes cats? Likes is probably an understatement though...

Catboy's a nice choice as well~ For the same reason as Catan. And when you see him reading yet another book at the library or something, you can affectionately call him Nerd or Bookworm! He won't mind, as long as it's you~

Other choices would include My Love or Dear cause he's a true romanticist at heart and classic nicknames such as these would make him feel soft and fuzzy inside, or maybe My One and Only, 'cause no one's quite as special as he is to you.

From Him: Kitten or My Little Meow Meow's the first thought that came to mind, since we all know how much he loves cats... Getting called by him a name that relates to his favourite creature really shows how much he loves you. He'd also use My Love and Dear or Darling, 'cause he's a classy man. He'd also might make a personalized nickname out of your real name!

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ASMODEUS:

For Him: First and foremost, the most common yet cute nicknames shorten from his full name, Asmo or Asmochan! But if you want one that only you'll ever call him by, then I suggest Momo or Momochan! He'd think you're the cutest creature ever if you use those nicknames~

Another choice is Jewel or Eye-Candy, 'cause guess what? He's adorable and cute and fashionable and priceless! Of course, Gorgeous and Pretty Boy are nicknames well-suited for this beloved demon as well!

And we can't forget Baby! Or you can combine it with his name and call him Asmobaby or Momobaby, He loves it when you call him cute nicknames, so names like Berries or Pink are free to be used as well!

From Him: honestly Momo has so many nicknames for you it's not even funny. It'd include pet names such as Cutiepie and Gorgeous, 'cause it's just facts, alright, you are a gorgeous cutiepie! As well as Sugar or Sweetheart to an abbreviation of your nickname and Babe and Love. He loves you that much, okay. Got compliments to last you an eternity~

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BEELZEBUB:

For Him: Beely or Beelz! It's easy, it's cute, so why not? Another cute option is Bub! taken from the last part of his name~. Beelzebabys a nice option as well! Oh, and B!

Or if you only want to call him Baby, go ahead. And y'know how he's a huge cuddleble demon with the best, most secure hugs? Call him Teddy Bear and he'd have the biggest smile on his face. Do it. Lovebug and Cuddlebug are also great choices~ As suggested by @luxthestrange (Tq~)

Oh, and how about the nickname Munchkin? He may not be a small baby, but he's always munching, and you know he looks as cute as a baby when his cheeks are stuffed like a squirrel. And I'm sure he'd love it if you treat him gentle like you're handling glass despite him being some of the most physically toughest demon in Devildom! And Sunshine's a good option as well~

From Him: Any food-related nicknames~ Listen, he loves food, he basically lives for it, so getting a food-related nickname from him is a huge sign of his love for you. Cupcakes, Peaches, Cheeseburger, you name a food item, he's probably already called you that at least once before. And it's probably corresponds to how you look that day! He'd also use Baby as a pet name for you as well~

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BELPHEGOR:

For Him: Starting off with a classic Belphie! Everyone calls him that, though, so mayhaps you'd want to try to make it more unique to only you and call him Belph or Belphiebaby? Or Bell! That seems like a nice pet name for him.

And don't forget Cowman or Moo-man! They're cute nicknames for the cute cow demon. Or- you can also use Sleepy Cow Baby 'cause that's him in a nutshell. and My Star or My Galaxy works as well, if you wanna be sweet with this demon~ Oh, and My Sleep Paralysis Demon! He'd be smiling in his sleep if you call him that.

Lego or Lego Man's on the table as well, 'cause, y'know, beLphEGOr? See the L, E, G and O present in his name? Case closed. Imma start calling him Lego Man. He'd totally be one of those people who can create jaw-dropping lego art if he wasn't so lazy. Or you can refer to him as your Spoilt Brat affectionately 'cause really, is he not one?

From Him: Baby he'd definitely call you a big baby, or another common one would be My Pillow 'cause deal with it- The second you agreed to date him you've consented to become his personal pillow~ And Belph would definitely use My Star during the soft moments you'd have with him.

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DIAVOLO:

For Him: Let's start of with the most famous nickname in all fanfics... Dia! I personally pronounce it as 'Dee-ya' but Idk and Idc what's the correct way. Anyways, another pet name you can use for this beloved demon is Didi! Very simple and cute~

Other than that, y'know Dia's known to wear red, right? Plus he's got red hair, so... Red! I just think it suits him. Oh, and you can call him My King too! Ruffle his hair while you call him that and watch his eyes close in contentment.

And of course, the classics... My Beloved, Dearest, and Handsome are all free to use~ There's something's special in the simply sweet nicknames. There's also pet names such as My Baby which would suit him.

From Him: (Insert Royal Titles Here) 'cause you deserve to be treated like royalty and he'd literally give you the world if you asked for it. Other pet names he'd call you would include My World and My Love! And also a special nickname based of your own name~

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BARBATOS:

For Him: Barbs is the shortest form of his name, so why not call him that? Or perhaps you wanna lengthen it by a tiny bit and use Barbie? For some reason, I can also see his S/O calling him Tossie, so yeah, you can use that too!

Another pet name suited for this butler is the classic My Love and Dear! He won't have a visible reaction other than maybe a light blush if you call him those, but know his heart's doing summersaults in that chest of his.

You can also use Moony 'cause it's cute and his presence is like one. Very calming and always there for you. And since one of his key characteristics is his love for baking, affectionately calling him Chef or Sweetheart are a good way to remind him of your love~

From Him: Love and Dear, since he's a classy sorta guy and tend to be more on the formal side. He'd also call you sweet terms of endearment like Pumpkin or Cupcake, though he does prefer to call you your real name~

I searched for the meaning of Barbatos and it meant bearded man so that's that.

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SIMEON:

For Him: Starting up with the first pet name, Sim! I used to think that that's referring to the Sims games and it took a while for me to get used to calling the angel, Sim... But it's really cute and now even I call him Sim 'cause it saves time and energy~ You can also call him Eon!

Another pet name that suits our angel would of course be My Angel emphasis on the my. He loves being called yours, as well as you his. Moonlight is another cute nickname for him, 'cause his beauty is one that's serene and peaceful and it's the type that once you see it, it's difficult to get your eyes off it.

He's a polite gentleman through and through, so Love, Dearest and Sweetcheeks are all up for grabs for this angel here~ You can also use Mochi or Chocolate 'cause he's that sweet, so why not a sweet name for a sweet angel?

From Him: He'd call you Starlight! It's soft and not really common, which makes it more unique than some! Would also call you My Little Lamb 'cause you're an innocent human being in his eyes, no matter what you did in your life. Definitely uses Love and Dear as well!

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SOLOMON:

For Him: First of all in the abbreviations section, you can call him Solly! Short and personal, only you will ever call him that! Throws Momochan out of the picture. You can also call him Sol or Money 'cause why not? Why shouldn't you call him using the last syllable of his name and adding an 'ey' at the end?

Other than that, call him King! I like the hc that he's lived as a king in the earlier years of his immortalhood, and I doubt he'd dislike it. Having a petname like My Immortal Sorcerer or My Life is also a good attempt at making him blush, if you wish to do so. The latter work especially effectively!

The classic Babe and Baby suits him as well~ My Beloved and Darling can also be an option for pet names you can call him!

From Him: My World or Home 'cause that's who you are to the wandering sorcerer. A source of comfort, a cozy place to return to, you're the stone in his ever-changing life. Babe, Gorgeous and Love are also names he'd use to call you with~ And other such nicknames personalized to certain characteristics of yours!

A/N: Wrote this in three days 'cause I loved the ask~

And HAN, WHY IN EXAM FORM IBGKSHCUDN 😂😂😂 are ya tryna remind me of the exams in November that I'm desperately tryin' to run away from and ignore it's existence?

:Anyways, good question, sister. Definitely requires KBAT (High thinking skills)... But lucky you, I'm a grade A student! 😎 Might've actually deteriorated from that position but hey, I'm slowly but surely rising back up~ Update: No, I'm not.

As always, hope you enjoyed these~

*Looks at the mess of glitter you've thrown all over my blog.

I appreciate the gesture, but do you know who's gonna have to clean all this up? 🙃

Masterlist

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[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

hello! ♥️ could i request the demon bros reacting to an mc that likes to do topless at the beach? like it’s her usual go-to and she doesn’t even think about it when she removes her bikini bra (also if you happen to get an idea for any of the “undateables” that would be very cool, but since i’ve read you don’t write for them, i’m obviously not requesting it hehe (and obvi not luke!!!)) i love your hcs!! 🥰

Brothers Reactions To F!MC Who Likes To Go Topless At The Beach (SLIGHT NSFW)

Lucifer

When you started untying the back of your bikini top he was slightly suspicious, but then just thought that you didn’t want any tan lines. People don’t like tan lines, apparently they’re unappealing or whatever. He didn’t really mind it, but then the whole top came off and he almost choked on his own spit, quickly walking over to you (because he didn’t want to make a scene, it would just draw more attention to your uncovered breasts) and wrapping a towel around your body. No one gets to look at you but him.

“Darling, it would be wise of you not to do such things unless… you’d like to go somewhere more private?”

Mammon

He had already ran into the water, leaving you behind at the towel, so he was none the wiser when you had taken off your top. Of course, when he heard the hollering and the cat calling from the men on the beach he immediately turned his head. Not because he thought it was for you, but you know, it was a just in case thing. He’d have to show those men whose you were if they were calling for you. He wasn’t expecting to see you running towards the shore topless, and his eyes almost fell out of his head as he watched you. It took him a second to actually start moving, but once he did, he was screaming. He definitely caused a scene and everyone was looking now, but he wasn’t even worried about that. He was pressed up against your back, his hands placed firmly on your breasts to create a sort of shield. Flustered doesn’t even begin to describe how he’s feeling as he walks you back to the umbrella.

“Ya can’t just go flashin’ yerself all over the beach, babe! All those guys are lookin’ at ya!”

Leviathan

Already in the ocean 2.0. He knew you’d be coming in after him, and he promised to show you all the marine life when you got in. His assumption was just that you were applying sunscreen, which he was totally okay with, the sun was dangerous and you needed to be protected from its harmful rays. He was still under the water when he saw your feet step in, slowly moving closer to where he was. It would be fun to pop up and scare you, and that’s exactly what he decided to do, swimming closer and closer until he got to your feet, popping up and immediately screeching. Your breasts… they were in his face, straight on, he was making eye contact with your nipples and he wanted to die. Not because they were bad or anything but… boobs. He’ll quickly pull you under the water when he realizes everyone is looking at the two of you because of his screeching, his mind focusing on literally anything but the boner that’s slowly growing in his swim trunks.

“I-I how… what are we… how did you… Where is your top at, Y/N?!”

Asmodeus

Pfft, you think he’s bothered? You think he’s fazed? Absolutely not. He will help you take your top off. If anyone looks? Let them. He knows you’re beautiful, of course you are, everything about you is beautiful. He loves the way your bare chest looks in the sun, and obviously he’s staring, but it's out of love, he just adores you so much. Also, he’ll definitely try to drop his own shorts because he doesn’t want tan lines either, although Lucifer will stop him. It’s one thing for you to have your breasts showing, no one's gonna complain about that. It’s a whole different thing to have Asmo’s pasty cheeks reflecting the sun back at people. Still, he doesn’t mind it, he’ll even help rub the sunscreen on you, all over you, in the most sensual way possible.

“Oh Y/N, you look absolutely breathtaking. Your tan is going to be flawless!”

Satan

Oh hell no! See, he didn’t want you to wear a bikini in the first place. Not because you didn’t look good in one, quite the opposite actually. He knew you looked good in a bikini, and he was already worried that people were going to look at you. He would have much rather you wore a wetsuit, he didn’t want people to look at any part of your body, but you wanted to wear the two piece and as much as he wanted to say no, he just couldn’t say no to you. Now, here he was, his face in a book as he sat under the umbrella while you slowly undid the ties on your top. It took him a while to notice, but once he glanced over the top of his novel and saw your bare back, he let out a low growl, dropping his book to the side to move next to you in the sand, his hand slowly sliding up your back.

“Now, now, kitten. You’d better put that top back on, or I’ll have to show everyone on this beach who’s you are.”

Beelzebub

There was an ice cream stand on the beach, how awesome is that?! He, obviously, went to go get some ice cream for you and himself, not really expecting to see what he saw when he walked back over. You had just untied the back, your breasts being revealed to not only him, but the multitude of other men who were in eyeshot. Almost… ALMOST dropped his ice cream as he sprinted over to you, quickly shielding you with his entire body so no one could see you. If he wasn’t so worried about another man seeing what was his, he definitely would have gotten hard. He’ll definitely glare at anyone who even looks like they’re looking when they walk past, even after you get your top back on.

“Only I get to see those… okay? I don’t want anyone else to see you like that, Y/N.”

Belphegor

The beach was just another place to take a nap, let’s be fair. The sun on his back and the cool ocean breeze put him to sleep almost immediately. He didn’t need to be awake to sense your movements. The two of you were connected much deeper than that, plus, your movements would block the sun and turn the insides of his eyelids slightly darker depending on which way you moved. He heard the first catcall and shook his head, human men were disgusting sometimes. Then he heard more and he opened one eye, about to tell the men to shut up, until he noticed they were calling you. He was pissed at the men, but irritated with you for showing yourself off like that. He quickly pulled you to him, getting on top of you and laying against your chest.

“There are only two places where you being topless is acceptable and that’s in the shower and when you’re beneath me. Remember that, Y/N.”

[kitsunekissesxo]

Demon Bros Pet Names HCs and Scenarios

Demon Brothers Pet Names Headcanons and Kiss Scenarios

Summary: Headcanons of the brother’s petnames for you, vice versa, gender neutral MC, fluff kisses  <3

Warnings: Implied nsfw, suggestive, somewhat explicit

Lucifer:

Oh, Lucifer. This man may seem cold but on the inside, and when the two of you are alone, he’s the biggest softie. Like, big softie.

His pet names are more...traditional, if you will. He absolutely despises pet names such as baby, babe, honey, etc., so don’t expect him to use them. If you use them on him, expect a wrinkled nose and a grimace.

His personal favorites are my beloved, my rose, my darling, my love, my dear. He’s very possessive of you and intends to make sure his pet names for you further prove that.

He allows you to call him Luci and LuLu when you’re alone, and, even though he vehemently denies it, he finds it incredibly endearing. Other than that, he isn’t very fond of pet names for himself.

However, he simply adores when you call him your love. He might be possessive of you, but it fills him with so much pride knowing that you want others to know he’s yours as well. 

During sex, you 100% call him Daddy and Sir if you’re into that. If not, his love-making is so intense that you can only manage to utter out his name- and he loves that. It really strokes his ego wink wink

Lucifer absolutely adores calling you princess/my prince during sex, no matter what the mood is. He finds the way it makes your face flush irresistible. 

“Luuuuciiiiii,” you whined out impatiently, attempting to get your boyfriend’s attention. He’d had his nose stuck in paperwork for hours now and you were in some serious need of attention. “You haven’t so much as looked up at me in the past, like, 10 hours,” you pouted.

Finally he raised his head to lock eyes with you. Dark circles marred his beautifully pale skin, showing the effect of the overwhelming workload he was forcing himself to push through. You felt your heart ache at the sight of him, all signs of impatience leaving you to be replaced with a look of worry.

He gave you a weak smile while resting his head in his hand. All you wanted was to wrap him up in your arms and play with his hair as he napped against your chest. So that’s exactly what you went to do- love him.

You stepped towards him, his tired eyes looking up at you quizically.

“My love, please take a break. You’re exhausted. Please,” you softly pleaded, reaching your hand out to hold his cheek, thumb swiping back and forth soothingly.

He closed his eyes and pressed himself into your hand, letting out a content sigh, bringing his own hand up to hold yours to his face. Your heart swelled with love- early on the in the relationship, he’d flinch when you’d try to touch him. Now he treasured every carress you had to offer.

“Come here darling,” he murmured, motioning for you to climb into his lap. You did as he asked, straddling his lap and lacing your hands together at the nape of his neck.

The way he looked at you with such adoration made your heart race. You leaned down to capture his lips in a sweet, loving kiss. His hands came up to press you closer to him, one hand threading into your hair and the other pressing on your lower back. Your fingers played with the hair on the nape of his neck.

He pulled away slightly to whisper against your lips,

“You always know how to stir up these feelings in me, my dear.”

Mammon:

This man adores the cheesy petnames. Like the tsundere he is though, he denies it with a blush so intense it reaches his ears.

He doesn’t even use petnames for you when your relationship first begins. The tsundere is strong with this one.

At first, it seems like all he ever wants to call you is “his human”. And you’d be lying if you said you weren’t a little disappointed

Until one fateful day, he called you. You picked up the phone eagerly and to your surprise he uttered out a, “Hey babe, are ya busy right now? Ya better not be- come to my room asap.”

Needless to say, you could have sworn your heart skipped a beat

Mammon’s pet names of choice include, but aren’t limited to, sugar, baby doll, dollface, doll, baby, babe, honey bun/honey bunny

He loves anything that will make you smile, though. It’s his favorite thing in the whole world.

During intimate times he mainly sticks to calling you baby and baby doll, expect him to desperately moan that into the crook of your neck as he begs you to continue

He blushes, stammers, tells you to stop, but then tells you to not stop when you call him pet names. He not-so-secretly loves it, and you know it.

You like to call him mammonie, monmon, baby/babe, handsome, and my prince. Just to mess with him and to see that cute flush of red on his gorgeous tan skin. It’s also undeniably cute and cheesy

During sex, he absolutely adores being called baby boy. It really gets him going. This boy is a sub

You were scribbling school notes in your notepad, studying for the upcoming exam when your D.D.D rang. You sighed, setting your pencil down and reaching for your D.D.D to see who was interrupting your study session.

It was Mammon.

Of course it was. You adored him, you really did, but his timing was pretty awful. You answered and put the phone up to your ear with your shoulder so you could continue copying down some notes that Satan so generously lent you.

“Yo, yo, yo! Babe, are ya busy? Ya better not be- come to my room asap!” He exclaimed happily.

The phone fell from your shoulder and onto your notepad. You had felt your heart skip a beat. He called you babe.

“U-uh...MC? MC??? That was an accident. I aint mean it. Just...come to my room. Hello? Human, are ya even there??” He stammered on nervously.

You scrambled to pick the phone up, responding in a teasing tone, “Mammon. Three things. 1: I heard that. 2: I’m studying. 3: I heard you call me that.”

You could hear him huff on the other end. He was seriously too cute, too easily flustered.

“Just drop it, wouldja? I aint mean it! Now get your ass over here- I dont care if you’re studying. No one makes The Great Mammon wait!!”

You could practically see him puff his chest out. You just wanted to engulf him in a hug and ruffle his snowy locks so badly. 

With a grin, you taunted, “Okay, babe. I’ll be right over.”

You hung up just as he began to sputter and protest, checked yourself in the mirror, sprayed some perfume/cologne on, and began to make your way to Mammon’s room.

As you reached Mammon’s room, you thanked all your lucky stars that you didn’t run into any of the brothers. Without warning, you swung Mammon’s door open, and he jumped with a shriek.

“Jeez, ya scared the livin’ evil outta me, human!” he exclaimed, clutching his t-shirt near his heart. His cheeks were already tinted a lovely blushed hue against his beautifully tanned skin.

“Awww, sorry Monmon. Didn't mean to startle you,” you poked, watching as he crossed his arms over his chest, beginning to protest that you didn't, in fact, frighten him.

You quickly leaned forward to place a gentle kiss on his lips. He froze, and you could practically hear his heart race. You pulled away, both hands coming up to the nape of his neck as he just stared at you, mouth slightly open, his face bright red. 

“You worry too much, baby.” You teased him, a smile playing on your lips.

And then he leaned in to return your kiss, hands settling on your lower back gingerly

Needless to say, he began to “accidentally” continue to call you endless pet names. He really did love them and you

Leviathan:

Please, for the love of all things unholy, please let this shy boy call you silly pet names. He adores them, simply because it makes you giggle, and he loves knowing that he’s the one making you laugh

Levi appears as though he doesn’t feel shame, but we know he just hides it really well. However, he still rambles to anyone and everyone about Ruri-chan and anime, so he won’t mind you using pet names for eachother around other people

Because of his anxiety though, he probably won’t be too keen on that idea at first. Will his brothers laugh at him? Surely they’ll think he’s gross and creepy regarding his choice of pet names, right? Wrong. Ensure to him that he doesn’t have to do anything that he isn’t comfortable with, and if anyone judges them then they’re just normies. He’ll love you forever.

Levi’s most used pet names for you are sunshine, cutie, snookums, goofball, and player 2

Sunshine is his personal favorite because humans seem to associate happiness with the sun, and you’re his main source of happiness. So why wouldn’t he call you that?

He also refers to you as his player 2 a lot. You’re not only his lover, but his best friend. His partner in crime. His Henry. 

Calling him pet names is undoubtedly one of your favorite things. He stutters, blushes such a deep shade of red, and tries to hide his face behind his hands. Please take ahold of wrists, move them from his face, take hold of his face, and place a kiss on his nose. You want Levi.exe to stop working? K.O’d? Do that.

Your favorite pet names for him are Leviachan, cutie, sweetie, handsome devil, baby boy, my sweet prince, etc. Anything that helps boost his confidence is a good pet name in your book.

During sex, Levi would hardly be able to form a coherent sentence, so I imagine your name would fall from his bitten lips like a mantra

If you’re into it, he would be down to call you master/mistress, 100%

Most of the time you call him baby boy and sweet boy and needy during sex. I HC that he’s very submissive and melts at your endearing yet dominating pet names for him.

We also know it’s canon that Levi has a degradation kink- so use it. Call him a whore, pervert, slut, needy bitch. He’ll let out the sweetest whines and whimpers.

“Levi, sweetie, I promise it’s okay. Nothing happened between Mammon and I. We just went shopping,” You gently explained to a very frazzled Levi.

He was sitting in his gaming chair, anime paused, arms crossed, avoiding your gaze, and pouting. A frown also adorned his troubled features.

He refused to answer you.

“Levi, please speak to me,” you tried again, reaching out to take ahold of his hand.

You offered your hand to him gingerly. He studied it for a moment, and then, with a blush beginning to spread across his cheeks, he complied and laced his fingers with yours. He heaved a sigh as you swiped your thumb against his hand soothingly.

“I know, MC. I trust you. It just makes my blood boil knowing you’re out with him instead of being with me....I don’t really blame you though, I guess. I’m a gross and yucky otaku. I wouldn’t want to hang out with me either,” he grumbled, his voice cracking near the end, along with your heart. You wished so badly he wouldn’t talk so down on himself all the time.

It was time to show Levi just how much he meant to you.

You surged forward to engulf your serpent-like boyfriend in a bone-crushing hug. He let out a squeak, his arms coming up in surprise.

“Leviachan, I wish you saw how much I love you. I love spending time with you. I love playing games with you. I love watching anime with you. I love listening to you rant and ramble about them. I love how passionate you are. You’re so cute when you get like that, yknow?” You murmured to him with as much love as you could muster.

Suddenly his arms were wrapped around you, hugging you tightly to him. He planted a kiss on the top of your head before nuzzling his nose into your hair.

“You normie,” he whispered, “you’re really too much. I think you’re the only person who can find my ranting endearing.”

You pulled away with a pretend frown on your face, lacing your fingers with his once more.

“Normie? Again? Really Leviachan? In what way am I a normie?” You prodded, grinning at him.

He blushed, looking down at your intertwined hands.

“I suppose you’re not really that much of a normie. You do nerd out with me, to be fair...” He grinned back at you- a genuine grin, at that. It warmed your heart.

Before you could say anything else, Levi surged forward to place a chaste kiss on your lips. It was gone as soon as it was there. You blinked, wide eyed at him. His face was ablaze- you didn’t think you had ever seen him so flushed. You didn’t even know he had the confidence in him to do that.

In a rare moment of softness, he whispered

“I love you, sunshine. I really do. I wouldn’t want anyone else to be my player 2.” 

Satan:

Satan is the absolute best in the business at hiding his true intentions; after all, all smiles are an act

Except... you actually stir up feelings of love within him, and it drives his curiosity through the roof

He appears to be very confident so his brothers opinions don’t really matter to him. He’s also awfully petty, so I imagine he moreso uses pet names for you around them to simply dangle in their faces that only he can do that

That doesn’t change the fact that every time you use a pet name for him, hes face flushes an adorable red before he sorts himself out

His favorite pet names for you are sweetheart, kitten, darling, little kitty, gorgeous, wildflower, and my sweet girl/sweet boy

We all know this man is into pet play, so his most used nicknames for you are kitten and little kitty. During and not during intimate times. 

During sex, Satan calls you all sorts of endearing terms- he’s a master of dirty talking. It’s filthy yet simultaneously charming. Kitten, darling, and your name roll off of his tongue the most. If you’re into it, he will definitely degrade you, calling you a needy whore, filthy slut, cumslut, cumrag, fuck toy, you name it and he’ll use it. He’d most likely be opposed to calling you a bitch- it feels too hurtful for him.

You love to call him handsome, my bookworm, stud(teasingly), good looking, and babe/baby. Each and every one earns a chuckle and a momentary blush from him, so it’s definitely worth it. 

Want his attention when he’s too busy reading? Call out his name a few times- he can hear you, but he chooses to ignore you. Bring out the pet names and he’ll be burying his blushing face into his book, completely flustered. He takes a moment to compose himself before tutting at you. You interrupted his very important reading- how naughty.

When Satan’s feeling dominant, he’s dominant. He demands that you call him Sir or Master during sex. He doesn’t mind being called Daddy, but it doesn’t get him going quite like the other two do. When he’s feeling more submissive, absolutely call him your handsome boy. Pet gets him riled up as well- use it from time to time.

You couldn’t believe just how beautiful the sight in front of you was. The stars in the Devildom seemed to burn brighter and more fiercely than the ones in the human world. You were almost entranced by them, not wanting to tear your eyes away from the gorgeous nighttime sky.

That is, until you felt the hand that was holding yours give a gentle squeeze. You quickly turned your head to make eye contact with his emerald gaze. The main emotion you could see in Satan’s eyes was adoration, and suddenly your heart was being squeezed as well as your hand.

Here you were, taking a late night stroll in the Devildom with Satan, the night sky painted with deep clouds and bright stars, and he was looking at you like you were the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.

He had taken you to what appeared to be a park. You walked along the path hand in hand as you took in every little detail. The deep greenish blue bushes were hiding little critters, the pond had a fountain that splashed around the deep blue water, there were bugs that looked and acted an awful lot like lightning bugs(Satan explained that they were practically the same except that these were called Hell Fire Bugs, were only found in the Devildom, and had little horns that adorned their head), there were giant flowers of golden and orange hues everywhere, and, to your delight, there was a little wooden bench sat right in the perfect spot.

“Satan, can we sit down?” You asked with a smile, motioning to the bench. “I love where it’s positioned; you can take in everything perfectly!” You peered up at him to see that a gentle smile was gracing his features. 

“Of course we can sit down, darling. Are your legs feeling tired of walking as well?” He pondered. After all, he wasn’t completely sure what a human’s threshold for walking distance was.

“Mm, a little bit,” you admitted, absentmindedly rubbing your arm. You’d gotten so caught up in his presence and the sights around you that you’d only just now noticed the beginning of a burning sensation in your legs.

“That’s a shame. I guess I’ll have to carry you to the bench then, huh, kitten?” He said, flashing you a sly smile.

Protests left your mouth but to no avail. You were already thrown over his shoulder, his long fingers resting on your bum, giving a gentle pat. He was comfortably warm, and you were lying if you said you couldn’t stay in his strong arms forever.

You were giggling, squirming, demanding that he put you down that instant- but you both knew how much you loved it. His grip tightened on you as a warning.

“Kitty, if you keep squirming, I’ll have to punish you. It’s not nice to deny my kind gestures.” He teasingly warned, giving a harsher smack to your bum. And at that, you huffed, but calmed down.

He gently set you down on the bench, caressing your face before sitting down next to you, reaching out to grab ahold of your hand once again. You gladly took his hand in yours, sighing contentedly as he swiped his thumb soothingly against yours.

You leaned in closer to him, pressing against his side, and placed a gentle peck on his cheek. His skin was so soft, so warm. Welcoming. You couldn’t have felt more safe, more comfortable, more at home than you did in this moment. He let out a light chuckle.

“Are you happy now?” He murmured, snaking an arm around your waist to pull you flush against his side. You curled your arms around his arm closest to you, resting your head on his broad shoulder. You breathed in deeply, taking in his calming scent. He smelled like old books and tea. “I couldn’t be happier.” You whispered out. Your heart was so full, you could hardly take it.

“Good, I’m glad,” He warmly responded, and began to absentmindedly play with your hair as you both enjoyed the scenery in a comfortable silence. 

“Hey, Satan?” You gingerly asked after a few minutes. He gave a hum in response.

“I wish we could stay like this forever.” You admitted, feeling your face heat up.

He craned his neck to peer down at you, you pulling away gently to look at him.

“You truly are something else. You want to stay with me, a demon, forever? Are you sure about that?” He inquired, secretly hoping you wouldn’t backtrack. And you didn’t.

“I’ve never been more sure in my life. I love you.” You whispered back.

His only response were gentle hands coming up to cup your face, his lips softly melting against yours.

Asmodeus:

Naturally, as the Avatar of Lust, pet names are his forte. He calls you pet names about as often as he tries to cop a feel- so, very often

He loves using them in front of anyone and everyone, shame just isn’t a word in his vocabulary. He finds cute nicknames incredibly endearing and genuinely wonders why everyone doesn’t feel the same way about them.

He high-key expects you to use pet names for him as well. Let EVERYONE know he’s your beautiful boy, dammit. Its obvious but it makes him feel happy, so you’re more than willing to comply. 

His personal favorite pet names for you include, but aren’t limited to, cherub, dear, little darling, angel face, doll face, honey/hun, bunbun, love bug, lover, and mi amor. 

He simply loves to do anything and everything you want him to do to please you, but he expects the same energy in return. 

So, during intimate times, if you want him to degrade you he will. It just isn’t his favorite thing to do- he’d rather worship you and make you feel on top of the world with honey dripping words. Therefore, during sex, he prefers to call you darling, baby, baby girl/baby boy, princess/my prince, beautiful, etc. If you want him to call you mommy/daddy, master/mistress, or sir/madam, he absolutely will. Anything to please you.

Your pet names of choice for him include asmobaby, asmo, lover boy, cutie, beau, charmer, eye candy, heart breaker, heart throb, etc.

“How’s my favorite heart breaker doing?” “Feeling a little frisky, are we, lover boy?” “You see that absolute eye candy over there? That’s my boyfriend”

During sex, you call Asmo anything and everything you want. He’s down to try and do anything, so he’s all yours. He’ll do the same for you. However, he does love being praised- so please use praising pet names for him like gorgeous, handsome, sexy, etc

The most passionate and intense lover you will ever have, and his endless pet names are only the tip *wink wink* of the iceberg. 

For once in the Devildom, you were freezing. Your nose was numb, red, just an icicle, really. 

Asmo had dressed you up with a pompom hat, fluffy earmuffs, and a giant puffy coat with gloves to match in attempts to keep you warm in the Devildom’s famous ice rink. Of course, his entire outfit matched yours with a lovely complimentary color. He figured it was enough for him, so surely his little cherub was warm and snug, right? Wrong. Somewhat wrong, anyway. You were still cold and made a point to complain about it to Asmo. 

“Dear, I promise I will warm you up as soon as we leave, just please do this for me?” He begged, holding your gloved hands in his own. His pinkish-yellow hued eyes stared into your own hopefully, and you knew you could never turn down those puppy eyes of his.

He cheered excitedly when you agreed and took you by the hand over to the rink. He turned around to face you, an expectant expression on his face. He took your hand and placed his lips on the backside, winking up at you, before murmuring, “Watch and learn mi amor!”

With wide eyes you watched as Asmo skated off, moving with incredible balance and grace. Every move was intentional; he looked stunning in this state. Here he was, skating a lutz, an axel, a salchow, everything. He was professional level talented, and he never told you! And, oh, yes, you. You could skate, but not well. 

“Asmobaby, I didn’t know you were so talented at this!” You exclaimed as he approached you, an accomplished smile adorning his features. You skated over to him, his hand reaching out to grab yours as you skated together side by side.

“It’s beautiful, isn’t it? I love how graceful it looks,” he responded, as you noticed how the tip of his nose was beginning to turn red. His breathing was still a little irregular, his breath coming out in puffs, the cold making the cloud of breath visible. He was so beautiful.

“Darling, if you keep staring at me like that, I won’t be able to control myself,” he teased, squeezing your hand.

You quickly averted your eyes, your face flushing at being caught.

“Oh, don't be embarrassed, MC! There’s nothing wrong with admiring beauty! I do it with you all the time, you know.” He winked, and you had to slap away a wandering hand, leaving a very pouty Asmo.

You attempted to get closer to give him a kiss to make up for it, but you lost your balance, falling right onto your bum. Asmo gasped, made sure you were okay, and then giggled at you.

“Asmo!! I just fell!! On ice!! And you’re laughing!” you feigned offense, resting your hand over your chest. “And I was going to give you a kiss, too!”

Asmo leaned down to help you up, murmuring, “You can’t help but fall for my charming self, hm, love bug?”, and pressed a loving kiss to your chilly lips. His nose bumped against yours, somehow still warm to the touch. You were so enraptured by his lips that you hadn’t even realized he’d gotten you back on your feet.

“How about we...continue this later?” Asmo whispered as you pulled away.

“Oh, you better. You promised to warm me up, lover boy” You huffed, beginning to skate off with him again. “Don’t have to ask me twice, doll. I’ll show you my love allllll night. Now, watch this next trick- it’s absolutely stunning!”

Beelzebub:

This wholesome boy honestly doesn’t understand pet names at first

“Why would I call you a baby, MC, you’re clearly a grown human??”

Even after you explain it to him, he still doesn’t really get it, but it makes you happy, and he’ll do anything to make you happy

When you tell him that he doesn’t have to call you baby/babygirl/babyboy, that he can use almost anything, he lights up.

“My cheesebur-” “No, Beel, anything but that”

Once he somewhat gets the gist of petnames, his preferred ones for you are love muffin, pumpkin, cookie, honey, sweetheart, gum drop, and cupcake

Occasionally calls you his cheeseburger just to enjoy your reaction

Please, please, please, don’t be mean about it. this baby's feelings are hurt so easily and he always means well 

You favorite pet names for him are Beel, beelzeburger,  big guy/big boy, bunny,/honey bun, bonbon, sweet boy, honeybee, Cookie Monster, and handsome

Each time you call him something other than his name, he blushes profusely, his lips upturned in a happy smile

Adores everything you call him, even if its incredibly cheesy because he loves cheese you chose those pet names for him specifically, and he feels honored

During sex, he’s so focused on how good it feels and trying to not hurt you that anything that comes to mind rolls off of his tongue when he speaks, which isn’t often

mainly calls you by your name, but he loves to use babygirl/babyboy if you like it

he also prefers for you to call out his name, as other names don’t really do much for him. if you’re into it, though, I'm sure he won't mind if you call him daddy. will be incredibly confused the first time you gasp it out though

“Huh? Is your father here? Or did you call me that? You’re not my child, though...?”

The music was loud- blaring, actually, and your head was beginning to ache.

Lord Diavolo was holding a party at his castle, with almost every one of his friends invited- it was a huge party. Everyone was sat down at tables or were out on the dance floor. Lucifer was chatting it up with Barbatos, Simeon, Luke(who was just following Simeon around), and Lord Diavolo, Satan was sipping some demonus while flipping through the pages of a book, absentmindedly chatting with Solomon, Mammon and Asmo were participating in some dance competition, Levi was playing his switch with his headphones on, and Belphie was napping on Beel’s shoulder. 

You were sitting at the table with Satan and Solomon, feeling particularly uninterested in their talk of spells and magic. The music was nice, and Mammon and Asmo looked like they were having fun, but you didn’t have the energy to tear it up on the dance floor. You heaved a sigh, feeling insufferably bored.

And that’s when your eyes landed on Beel. Belphie had his cow print pillow resting in the crook of Beel’s neck, snuggling himself into Beel. He was zonked. And poor Beel was munching on whatever food he had left on his plate, looking just as bored as you- at this rate, he wouldn’t have any food left, and soon. 

Making your mind up, you got up from the table and made your way over to Beel. As you got closer, Beel lifted his head at your approaching footsteps and smiled when he saw that it was you- you swore it made your heart beat faster.

“Gum drop! I was wondering when you would come over.” He smiled, motioning for you to take the seat next to him. Belphie continued to snooze on. 

“Actually, Beel, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the kitchen with me? Your supply on food is low, cookie monster ..” You murmured in his ear. He nodded, and went to wake up Belphie. Talking to him didn’t work, shaking didn’t work, nothing did. Beel carefully moved Belphie’s pillow on the table, his head now resting on Beel’s shoulder, and then gently moved Belphie’s head to rest on his pillow. He continued his little cat nap, completely unbothered. 

Beel stood up, took your hand in his, and led you to kitchen.

You lifted yourself up on the counter to sit, watching as Beel opened every cabinet and drawer, rummaging for something else to devour. He finally made his way to the fridge and freezer, and let out a delighted laugh when he discovered a pint of hellish nightshade ice cream.

“Wanna share?” He asked, smiling and showing you the ice cream container.

“Uh, Beel, can humans even eat nightshade? Won’t it kill me?” You inquired, fairly sure that nightshade would kill you dead.

“Oh, no, it won’t. Barbatos said there’s different kinds of nightshade that won’t hurt humans and Lord Diavolo made sure that everything here is human-proof!” He happily exclaimed, already grabbing two spoons. 

If it did kill you, well, that was Lucifer’s problem because you were gonna enjoy some ice cream with your boyfriend.

Beel began to happily eat the sweet treat, you taking bites whenever you could get your spoon in. He noticed you were having some troubles and shyly apologized, retreating his spoon so you could get a good bite.

And oh, you did. It was a heaping spoonful, resulting in ice cream getting on the corners of your mouth. You didn’t know why Beel was suddenly staring ravenously at you instead of the ice cream.

“You have ice cream on your mouth,” he murmured, leaning in closer to you, his face inches away from yours. Your breath sped up.

“Wanna help me clean it off?” Was all you needed to ask before his mouth was on yours, delicately licking off the ice cream. His hands rested gently on your waist, your own hands resting on his broad shoulders. He pulled back gently, a buzzing sound emanating from him.

“I always love your taste,” he exclaimed happily, blush spreading across his cheeks. 

You leaned back in for another syrupy sweet kiss, Beel all too happy to oblige.

Belphegor:

ah, our favorite eboy

he thinks pet names are cute and he really enjoys them, but he’ll never outwardly say that. he might mention it to you when you’re half asleep, though

gets all blushy blushy uwu when you use them around other people, but he doesn't mind. don't expect him to use them on you around other people, though- that's mostly for when you're alone

when he's really happy to see you or really sleepy he’ll use pet names for you regardless of who is around

he finds it to be very intimate so he likes keeping it to yourselves

his favorite pet names for you are dork, cuddle bug, star, teddy bear, and pillow pet

he loves stars and stargazing, and especially loves stargazing with you so he figured why not combine two things he loves and call you his star

he also loves to snuggle you, so you're practically his personal teddy bear- and he wouldnt have it any other way 

you're favorite pet names for him are cowboy, Little Dipper, cuddle monster, snuggle bug, belpharoo, belphie/belpie, and sleepy prince

during sex, belphie likes to call you his cowgirl when he's feeling more dom. he seems like a bratty power bottom/sub, so he’ll call you master/mistress, mommy/daddy if you like that, but he’ll give you shit for it. other than that, your name falls from his lips in breathy moans and whines

you tend to call him baby boy, sweet prince, brat, good/bad boy, naughty boy during sex. he loves being called a bad/naughty boy, PLEASE do it, it really gets him going 

You woke with a start, eyes blinking a few times as you looked around you. You had fallen asleep in the Planetarium. stargazing with Belphie. Oh yeah, Belphie. You turned your head to see he was still fast asleep, holding onto your arm with a death grip. You knew waking him would be fun.

“Belphie? Bellphiiieeeee...” You whispered in his ear, which earned you a little bit of stirring from him. 

“Belpharooooo, it’s wakey time,” You said a bit more loudly, beginning to rub his shoulder.

His eyes fluttered open sleepily, his amethyst gaze meeting yours warmly. He stretched his arms out with an adorably soft yawn, his shirt riding up to expose his soft yet toned abdomen. He gave you a sleepy smile.

“I love waking up to the sight and sound of you, teddy bear” he murmured out, clinging onto you once again, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. Your own arm was wrapped around him, the other coming up to lazily play with his hair. He let out an almost purring sound, attempting to get as close to you as possible.

“Uh uh, Belphie, we can’t go back to sleep yet. We’re still in the Planetarium- let’s go to bed, okay my sleepy prince?” You cooed, patting his back to get him to sit up.

With a huff, he sat up, but demanded you pull him up by his arms, giving you the sweetest smile in return. He complained the entire way to his and Beel’s room, his hand gripping yours loosely as you lead him forward.

Beel wasn’t there when you arrived which disappointed you both a bit, but you figured he’d be back soon and with some snacks, too, so that was a plus.

Immediately Belphie flopped onto his bed, hardly giving you enough time to crawl into bed beside him before he cocooned himself with blankets. He turned to face you, eyes glazed over, and yawned once more. You yawned in return, the both of you giggling. His amethyst eyes never left you, even when his hair fell into his face. You gently brushed the strands of navy blue hair out of his eyes, giving him a soft smile as his own hand came up to keep your hand pressed against his face. He nuzzled into your hand, sighing happily, before you wrapped your arms around him loosely. 

“Goodnight, teddy bear” he murmured as you both drifted off to sleep once more.

A few hours had passed when you woke again , only to find that Belphie had not only pushed you to the edge of the bed, but had also stolen all of the covers and blankets. You were chilly without either of those. 

You shook him, earning a groan from the sleepy demon. 

“Belphie I love you but I swear I will execute you if you don’t give some blankets back” you lightheartedly threatened, opting to lay your body across his.

“I don't know what you’re talking about,” he murmured, nuzzling further into his pillows.

“Oh no, you don’t. I literally have no covers! You have all of them! I’m freezing!” you exclaimed desperately. 

He poked his head out of his cocoon, a mischievous glint in those amethyst eyes, his hair sticking up in random spots.

“If you want a blanket so bad, then come get one from me.” He dared you, a smile playing on his sleepy features.

You immediately began your assault by tickling his sides, which resulted in him laughing, gasping, and trying to swat you away. You began giggling with him, not stopping your violent attack on the poor helpless demon. Your torture went on for a few minutes before he finally gave in. 

“Okay, okay! I give in! You can have all the blankies you want, I swear!” he puffed out heavily, tears forming in his eyes from being tickled and laughing so much.

You smiled triumphantly as he let you into his little blanket cocoon, immediately becoming engulfed by warmth and his scent. You were waiting for both of your breaths to even out as you heard a low voice say,

“Hey, I know you guys love each other and all but it’s 4am and I’m kinda trying to sleep”

You looked at Belphie, holding back a giggle as he gave an apology to poor Beel. 

You snuggled up to Belphie once again, beginning to feel sleep take over your body for the 3rd time that day. You fell asleep before Belphie, so you never felt the soft kiss he planted on your forehead and the sweetest “I love you so much” he whispered in your ear.

I hope you enjoyed this! I loved finally writing for all of the brothers- It was so much fun figuring out how to incorporate their personality into my own writing style. Let me know if you’d like me to do a version of this with the undateables! As always, all feedback is appreciated. <3

[beelspillowpet]

could i get some hcs of the brothers (how many is up to you!!) with an epileptic MC? like, they end up having absence and myoclonic seizures, and maybe hurt themselves a bit? sorry if this is too specific adjkd it just happened to me this morning and. i accidentally flung my spoon across the room while eating cereal 🙈 i also stabbed myself in the eye with my thumb but Eh

OMG Anon!!! I hope you’re okay!? Seizures are really serious and dangerous, I hope you’re recovering alright?! Sending you a bunch of hugs and head pats u-u In other somewhat unrelated news, I’m glad people are so comfortable coming to me with these sorts of HCs. Means I really am doing an impactful job in my research and writing these sorts of things comfort you. It also helps me learn a little more about people's everyday struggles. Here’s to hoping for a bright future for you all!

I tried to include more symptoms and types of seizures (?) in this post, but I don’t think I was able to touch on them all? Usually when I do HCs like this, I have something like an “interview” with the asker beforehand to make sure I’m getting their experience probably, and a better understanding of the disorders. I hope this is portrayed properly!!! ~

Lucifer

He’s lecturing you, but pauses for a moment to question your reasoning for making pacts with his brothers. He’s expecting you to answer, but you don’t. You simply daze off at him. You weren’t trying to piss him off, but you weren’t all there in the moment. Your hands twitched and your hand accidently shot up behind you, as if you were pulling your hand away from a snapping dog. He took that as a warning.

The second time it occurred was over dinner. It was just you and him, enjoying the meal you prepared for dinner and waited for him to arrive home for it. You had another epileptic seizure, and spaced out for longer than normal.

When you came to, Lucifer was out of his chair at your side, checking to make sure you were alright. He was a bit rattled to say the least, but when he waved his hand in front of your eyes and they followed, he started to relax a bit more. He questioned what just happened, but with the slot of time missing in your brain, you couldn’t completely answer him.

It’s when you start jerking your body about uncontrollably, as if something is possessing you to behave in such a manner than he finally looks into it. Admittedly, he should have done so sooner, this isn’t normal behavior after all. What he discovers is a bit upsetting, as there’s no “cure” or “fix” for it. He doesn’t bring it up to you- you’re probably sensitive about the topic. But he’s far more patient with you now, knowing that these seizures are just a part of your life.

Mammon

Oh what the fuck was that? Are ya’ good? You just kinda... slapped the fuck out of yourself there? Why’d you do that?

This pea-brain probably doesn’t pick up on too many symptoms at first. You’re just his weird, hopeless human. While that’s nice, a little more attention would be grateful.

“Hey Mammon, when did you dye your hair yellow?” “What’re ya talkin’ about? My hair is white.” “Huh, in this light it looks yellow. And did you get a tan?” He thinks you’re weird but it’s okay. It sort of offends you that he thinks this way, it’s not like you’re doing this on purpose. You genuinely thought he dyed his hair yellow- and that he darkened his skin.

There are also times when he uses the same cologne but something smells different about it. The whiplash of suddenly having one smell and then be overwhelmed by something entirely different, or have this random dizziness... well, at least Mammon is always there to catch you if you lose your balance. As much of an airhead as he is, he’s still a helpful and supportive one.

Leviathan

Your seizures scare the shit out of them. You have the worst ones with him because while in his room, the bright flashing lights are somehow worse. Brighter, even more than before, and before you know it you’re having an out of body experience, feeling your body twitch and tremor, but unable to stop it.

You can hear Leviathan freaking out in the distance, making sure you lay down flat and keep you from swallowing your own tongue. Despite having a panic attack after the fact, he’s relatively calm for the most part. He doesn’t have any real knowledge on these things yet, and he’s not sure if he’s prepared for it.

Other times you may just pace the floor as if thinking. You’re constantly rubbing your hands together, looking left and right erratically. Sometimes when you do this, you’re muttering nonsense, and other times, you’re silent. Leviathan isn’t sure which one is scarier.

He does research on why you behave this way sometimes. You don’t have them too often, but it’s happened at least three times and it’s scared him each time. When he discovers his solution, he tries to bring it up with you in a calm and quiet manner. Either that or he waits until next time because bringing it up unprompted can be awkward.

Satan

Oh. He knows what’s going on. He’s got doctor friends. He sort of just... asks. Just to be sure. Whether you tell him or not, he knows what’s really going on here. He won’t judge. Obviously not. You can’t control your behavior with those sorts of things.

He’s aware that seizures can kick up anywhere, so he watches you carefully. You could have one while walking down the steps and end up falling and hurting yourself. You could get one while preparing dinner and accidently stab yourself- or you can even get one while driving. He’s always prepared to take over for you when you need it.

There was one time you finally did come to him. To confide in him about your problems. It was silly, you thought. Why would he listen? Except he set aside his book, turned in his chair to you, and listened. He never interrupted, and only spoke when you were taking a moment to breathe through your tears.

He was there for you, and he would never try to upset you. He knows how scary these sorts of things can be. While he doesn’t struggle with the same issues, having depressive episodes are not lost on him. He would gladly welcome you into his arms for a hug, and make sure you’re at least safe in these awful times.

Asmodeus

You and Asmo were at the club when it happened. You’re dancing with each other one moment, and the next you’re on the floor convulsing. You were embarrassed once it was all over, but imagine how terrified Asmo was???

You come back to yourself still on the dirty floor of the club, but now people are surrounding you, all concerned. You see Asmodeus crying, not knowing what to do. He’s panicked, and he’s gently holding your hand, hoping you’re okay.

You two leave the club early, and in your guilt, explain to him what happened. Although you’re vague because you aren’t entirely sure of the details, he puts together enough to know it won’t be the last time that happens.

he clings to you afterwards, and doesn’t let go. Even if you involuntarily jerk and hit him by accident. He knows. He understands and he loves you, darling. You would never want to push him away, and he would never want you to go. Next time, he WILL do better for you.

Beelzebub

You two were playing sports together when he accidently tackled you too hard. You fell over and hit your head hard, causing you to fall into a shock-induced seizure.

He kneels there by your side crying. He knows what to do but every time he touches you, you jerk violently. As if you’re afraid of his touch, afraid of him making things worse. Still, he does his best to assist you, making sure you don’t swallow your tongue and that you don’t harm yourself any further.

Once it’s all over, he carries you to the benches and gives you food and water. He’s still crying a bit, not sure what he should do now. He probably calls Lucifer for help, and while waiting, just talks to you. Makes sure you’re still all there.

When he’s alone, he does a bit more research on seizures and comes across epilepsy. After going over what can cause the seizures, he’s riddled with even more guilt. You hit your head when he tackled you. He probably caused that seizure, didn’t he? From then on, he refuses to play sports with you. He could never forgive himself for putting you through that.

Belphegor

Of course it was a nap. What else would it be? You wake him up on accident when you kick your leg out too hard, knocking him off the bed. When he gets up to yell at you for doing that, he notices you aren’t really paying much attention to him. Instead you’re twitching your arms and legs, grunting and groaning at the pain in your limbs when you slap against the bedpost.

You’re blinking rapidly and your lips are moving, as if you’re trying to ask him for help. All that manages to come out is something similar to your lips smacking. Like Beel when he’s taste testing his dinner.

Once the seizure is over, Belphie is sitting you up slowly, petting your hand. He brings you into a hug as  you tremble in his arms, whispering that its okay and that he’s here now.

He’d never experienced something so... unsettling in his life. He wonders if humans do this sometimes. Sometimes after... traumatic experiences. He cringes at the thought. Could he have caused this unintentionally? He didn’t think that the one time he snapped, he would leave you with irreversible damage. He tries to be diligent in helping you from there on, doing his thorough research and making sure you are taken care of in all ways possible should these continue, or get worse. To him, it’s more than a reason to redeem himself, it’s just doing what’s right.

[a-day-in-the-afterlife]

The 14th Department (AFTERL!FE) Meets the Demon Brothers and Undateables (Obey Me!)

Lucifer

Noah heard he has a dog.  He is staying far away from the pretentious eldest. 

Oldest big brother?  You better believe Youssef finds a kindred spirit, even if they differ wildly in personalities.  

Louis lives for the almost regal aesthetic Lucifer has got going on.  Lucifer, in turn, lives for the day Louis will stop talking.

Quincy finds this whole trip preposterous (“What the heck is the Devildom?  What happened to the Underworld?”) and does not like Lucifer’s condescending attitude (it conflicts with his own!).  

Ethan doesn’t like Lucifer—proud and arrogant people with no reason to be so are not to be respected.  Lucifer despises Ethan for the same reason.

Day!  Will!  Not!  Go!  Near!  Lucifer!  He’s so scary!  But Cerberus is his best friend now (Nine-Nine who?).

Nine and Theo together find out that the eldest demon is into classical music and spend hours discussing early compositions with him.

Ell cannot be around this demon!  He is a fallen angel!  He tries to be nice (and because Ell is kind, so is Lucifer, even if the sickly sweetness of the angel drives him up the wall), but every good wish is punctuated with a sneeze.

Lucifer is so overworked, so by way of his calm disposition and love for meditation, Jamie helps him find ways to relax.

The eldest demon’s general demeanor astonishes June.  How manly he is!

Likewise, Sian can’t go near Lucifer without feeling nervous.  The man drips dominating energy!

Verine can’t understand the eldest’s love for classical music.  Rock is infinitely better.

Mammon

Um, Mori and him are best friends.  They together cause trouble in the House of Lamentation and in the 14th Department with their many get-rich-quick schemes.

Gaudy and expensive taste?  Sign Louis up.

Ethan says ‘no’ to the demon’s general pomposity (it reeks of low self-esteem) and by God, doesn’t he own anything that depicts an iota of class?

Mammon is one speedy demon—how can Kirr not appreciate his fleetfootedness when it would bring him so much use whilst hunting?  Apart from that, Kirr has no respect for that reprehensible thief, for the very idea of stealing brings back terrible memories.

Always belittled by their peers, Day and Mammon find a kindred spirit in each other, and Day is always reminded of his past life when he sees all the gold that Mammon professes to possess possesses. 

Kati bit him twelve times because no dumb tsundere was going to steal his (cough Aitachi’s) spot as cutest in the Department!

Licht is eclipsed by Mammon’s demon form because how is he able to pull off wearing so little clothing so well?  He must take notes.  When he learns that Mammon is a model, too, he goes berserk with delight.

Cyrille finds the secondborn exceedingly stupid, although he begrudgingly gives him credit for being pretty decent at math.

Sian spots a fellow tsundere and runs away, because oh my God, it’s so obvious that Mammon likes this MC person!

Leviathan

Games?  Social awkwardness?  Extreme interest in things that no one else seems to care for?  Cyrille has found his soulmate!

Aitachi and Kirr cringe at how Leviathan spends his leisure time, but are intrigued because they have never seen such methods of gaming and media consumption before.

Leviathan is forever at Quincy’s mercy, for the fellow demon has no qualms of absolutely crushing Levi’s already non-existent self-esteem. 

Even though he loathes to admit it, Sian really likes the rhythm games Leviathan plays, and the thousands of idol posters in his room make him strangely nostalgic of his past life.

June wonders how Levi can go so long without feeling the overwhelming need to burst into a sprint now and again.

Theo almost kills the thirdborn because how is his room filled with so many Demonrito and Hell Mountain Dew containers?  What filth!

Speaking of filth, Licht finds some of Levi’s dating sims and oh my darling, some of them are quite … lewd.

Ghilley and Leviathan together construct an elaborate Lego model of a castle from the anime My Sister Is A Fairy Princess, And Her Suitor Is Secretly An Ogre From a Land Far Away And Wants to Eat Us All, And It’s Up to Me to Save My Sister’s Kingdom.

Ethan can’t even walk past Leviathan’s room without a disapproving “tut.”  Has the demon no discipline, despite being rumored to be the Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy?

Kati spends all day poking at the cute monster and waifu figurines situated in Levi’s bedroom.  He thinks Azuki-tan is cute, but not as cute as him, and anyone who says otherwise will get bitten!

Aitachi likes to rifle through Leviathan’s anime sword replica collection and giggle because in combat, they would be of no more use than a toothpick.

Satan 

Finally!  Someone with sense! thinks Ethan.  Boy, do these two get along, right down to their educated and proper mannerisms to their mutual hatred of Lucifer.

Verine can’t go near Satan without coughing violently because the forthborn always has some manner of cat hair on him, no matter how diligently he preens.

Cats are infinitely better than dogs, so Noah sticks close to Satan.

Cyrille thought he had found a friend in Satan, who always has his nose in a book, but it turns out, Satan is more philosophically-and-intellectually-versed, while Cyrille is more scientific.

Nine likes Satan, for he is as calm as himself.  Strangely enough, they both seem to have hidden wrathful feelings and bond over this.

Kitties! :D is all Day can think when he sees the fourthborn.

Youssef enjoys Satan’s company, too, for they both are anthropological in nature—always watching, but never interfering until there is a need.

Blond and princelike are the two of them, but Louis is sorely disappointed when Satan’s royal appearance is merely a façade of darker emotions to come, where Louis enjoys life in its every aspect.  “How disappointing art thou, Satan!”  Louis throws rose petals in distress.

Kirr and Aitachi try to hunt one of Satan’s cats, thinking it was some kind of Devildom’s finest prey.  Satan does not forgive them for the attempt.

Theo sneezes the moment he enters Satan’s room.  Although everything is in its place and not truly messy by any means, he refuses to let the stacks and stacks of books sit idly by when they are begging to be put in shelves!

Quincy and Satan each add to their respective repertoire of curses in their time together.  It does not bode well for anyone in the House of Lamentation or 14th Department.

Asmodeus

They are … essentially the same person, so you can bet your ass that Licht and Asmo absolutely live for each other’s company.  They literally spend hours modeling clothes together, discussing fashion, gossiping about their romantic exploits, and praising their overall appearance.  

Louis joins in too, although he mostly stays for the latter, and the three vanquish away many nights complimenting their own and the others’ looks.

Sometimes Asmo likes to sew patches and sequins onto his clothes and mend them to his own design, and Aitachi, who likes to sew, learns many different ways of stitching from the fifthborn, although he hates the fact that Asmo, like Licht, never shuts up about what an “adorable and cute warrior” he is!

Asmo has to know Kirr’s hair care routine, which Kirr gives in one, succinct sentence: “I wash it.  Sometimes.”

Nine has to constantly flee Asmodeus’ presence because it is in his nature to compliment the Soul Reaper on how absolutely beautiful he looks.

Kati expects makeovers, all of which should emphasize his cuteness, every other day.

Don’t ask how long Mori spent calculating how much money Asmo spends on beauty products, because he wept at the end of it.

Verine refuses to step a foot into Asmodeus’ room because do you know how much his sinuses are going to bother him when he spends even a second into a room so deeply entrenched in the fragrance of flowers and perfume?

Ghilley is used to a personality so akin to his roommate, Licht, so he has no qualms in dealing with Asmo and quite likes the gossip he is quietly able to distill from the fifthborn.

Beelzebub

Brothers in their flaming orange hair, June gloms onto Beel with astounding loyalty (Theo refuses to admit jealousy, but ...), especially when he hears of his dedication to his twin.

Cyrille has to interrogate Beel on the structural integrity of his wings in his demon form because there is no way that such a flimsy apparatus could lift a demon of Beel’s stature even an inch into the air!  Also, how much does Beel exercise if he expects to gain muscle and burn off the infinite calories that he consumes?  It is a scientific mystery.

Day likes snacks, Beel likes snacks!  Everything is right in the world (even if the demon accidentally mistook Day’s hair for a mint ice cream cone).

Jamie is constantly offering fresh fruits and vegetables to the sixthborn, but even though he eats them willingly, Beel much prefers foods that will actually fill him up for a short amount of time.

Again, Ethan is appalled by the lack of discipline Beelzebub shows.  The demon is simply a slave to his appetite and deserves nothing less than scorn.

Theo cannot decide if he likes or hates the fact that Beel leaves a trail of crumbs wherever he goes.  On one hand, he gets to clean, but on the other hand, it’s so messy ... 

Even though he has many misgivings of fallen angels, even Ell cannot help but like Beel!  As long as he is fed, the demon is very sweet and kind.  

Noah likes Beel, too.  Something about his easygoing and generally cheerful personality pleases him to no end. 

Beel tried to eat Kati’s hair, thinking it was a yummy bun.  Sadly, he got bit more times than Mammon.

Youssef is a good cook and is thereby followed by Beel wherever he goes.  The kind Soul Reaper doesn’t mind, though.

Belphegor

Noah likes how Belphie takes things easily and calmly, although it probably wouldn’t hurt for him to get more exercise.

Belphegor is even more of a conundrum to June than Leviathan was.  He decides that next time he goes to the Devildom, he’s going to bring an extra pair of running shoes because the demon most certainly was wanting of physical exertion! 

Kirr is absolutely astonished at the unguarded and completely lax way Belphie sprawls out in the House of Lamentation, sleeping.  If he was an enemy tribesman, he would have no trouble in taking the demon down as he slept.

“This kind of laziness is not fit for a warrior at all!” cries Aitachi any time he seems Belphie dozing off.

Jamie likes Belphegor’s way of thinking.  Sometimes, sitting under an apple tree in the sweltering summer heat after a hard day of work just causes one to be overcome with the desire to take a nap. 

Youssef tries to brew Belphie a cup of espresso, but the caffeine just doesn’t seem to have an effect on the Avatar of Sloth. 

Although he is slightly disheartened by the fact that his quiet footsteps seem to have no effect on the seventhborn, as he is always asleep, Ghilley revels in the prospect of drawing unsavory graffiti on the demon’s face when he slumbers.

Day sometimes tries to rouse Belphie, and Belphie, in turn, tries to kill Day.

Like his observations on his twin, Cyrille cannot fathom how the demon could sleep so much.  How could one body need so much rest?

Simeon

Ell loves him.  How can he not?  He is the perfect angel!  He is also very curious as to how the Celestial Realm of Obey Me!’s world works compared to the one in AFTERL!FE.

His whole aesthetic mesmerizes Louis.  There’s something so tranquil but regal about it.  

Licht wants to know where he can get an exact copy of Simeon’s outfit because darling, it's gorgeous.

Youssef probably spends more time around Simeon than he should, but his calm demeanor is so refreshing compared to the chaos in the 14th Department and the House of Lamentation. 

Kirr and Aitachi together lament with Simeon on the struggles of working with technology.  Why is it so difficult?

Something about the angel’s holy air makes Mori very much not inclined to ask him how much the gold clasp on his cape is worth.

Quincy hates the “pretentious” and “stuck up” angel and bickers with him almost as much as he bickers with Ell.  Simeon never responds to his goading, although ... he does get a bit prickly when Quincy criticizes Luke or the Celestial Realm too harshly.

Encouraged by the prospect that he can actually breathe in the (fresh-smelling) presence of Simeon, Verine enjoys his company, but is perpetually annoyed by the fact that the angel seems to pity him for his condition.

Ethan can’t hate Simeon, either.  He is the sole honorable character he can find in the entire Devildom, even though he has to admit that it seems that the angel is hiding something.

Day really likes Simeon!  He’s so nice and is always ready to play with him.

As a man of science, Cyrille scoffs at Simeon (and Luke’s) unfaltering belief in religion. 

Luke

Kati bites him on sight.  Luke just seems irritating and how dare he think himself cuter than him!

Aitachi sympathizes with Luke, for they both lament on not being taken seriously because of their age.  

Luke reminds him a bit too much of a chihuahua for Noah to be too fond of him, but the little angel means well, so Noah suffers his incessant barking out of (Kind)ness.

Day is a human puppy ... and Luke is an angel chihuahua.  They get along great, although Luke makes it his most important goal to Christianize Day, who seems to believe in other things!

Quincy wonders when Luke will stop talking and is constantly entertaining thoughts of hastening the day when he will.  Likewise, Luke wishes the “horrible demon” would go away forever.

As a fellow angel, Ell finds Luke to be great fun.  It’s strange though, Luke seems to always be expressing the opposite of what he’s feeling in typical tsundere fashion, but he never sneezes.

Sian finds Luke to be of the utmost annoyance.  He’s so short (heh) and yappy and annoying!  

Kirr wonders if the little angel will make a good hunting dog, but after he realizes that Luke has a lot of trouble keeping his mouth closed, he thinks  better of it.

His dealings with Day cause Nine to be an excellent caretaker of Luke when Simeon is away.  You just have to deal with exuberant personalities like his carefully, is all.

Ghilley and Licht give Luke “five stars” in terms of cuteness.  The young angel does not approve!

Theo stays far away from Luke.  Children are walking crumb-and-stain-factories and he is not going to get dirty.

Solomon

Quincy and Solomon exchange many spell incantations and curses and keep the rest of the Soul Reapers, angels, and demons in an uproar with their constant shenanigans. 

When he notices that Solomon has many fortune-telling artifacts in his room, Kati rifles through them all (without permission), much to the sorcerer’s amusement, especially when Kati discovers many supposedly unpleasant things about his future.

Although Quincy and Solomon are the true troublemaking duo in terms of pranks (Satan helps, sometimes), Day and Solomon are almost equal in measure, although much of Day’s rogurey is an accident, and he never means to cause any harm!

Licht is instantly enamored by Solomon’s cape—what style!  You can see the entire Milky Way embroidered on it (Cyrille instantly assures him that that is not actually the case)!

Ghilley can’t help but wonder why anyone thinks Solomon is shady.  He seems to be a pretty upstanding, if chaotic, guy?

Youssef admires the humanity of Solomon.  In a land of angels and demons and even Soul Reapers, it’s good to have someone so normal.

Unlike Ghilley, Ethan definitely notices that something shady is afoot when Solomon is around.  Because of this, he tails the sorcerer wherever he goes, for he’d rather not a ruckus be caused.

Sian has many questions for Solomon on the status of idols in the Human World since he left it.  What are the newest trends?  The most popular groups?  The most admired dance moves?  He wants to know it all.

Barbatos

Cyrille finds the whole time-travel aspect of Barbatos’ powers intriguing and derails the butler from his duties for hours in attempts to understand the nuances of this overpowering concept.

Ethan privately thinks that he looked much better in a butler suit than the demon.  What is even going on with the front of his outfit?  A diligent and uncomplaining demon is Barbatos, and Ethan has to respect him for that, even if he is a position so beneath his own.

He’s so scary! D: thinks Day, even though Barbatos is nothing but kind to him.

Kirr likes the fine fare that Barbatos cooks, although he laments not being able to win “the mind game” against the butler, who he spends many hours staring coolly at.

Theo and Barbatos spend many an evening chatting about the best way to maintain the most perfect state of cleanliness.

The strong smell of detergent follows Barbatos sometimes, and Verine can never bring himself too close to the demon.  However, he has to begrudgingly admit that if it weren’t for the overwhelming stench of chemicals, he would be breathing in a suffocating cloud of dust particles, so he has to thank the butler for that.

Jamie gives Barbatos many good recipes for fruit pies and Youssef can’t wait to try all the (possibly) delicious recipes that Barbatos recites to him.  

Ghilley, unfortunately, finds it very difficult to sneak up on the butler, for Barbatos has seen all Ghilley’s attempts to scare him in all the timelines he has observed. 

Diavolo

This bumbling idiot is the ruler of the Devildom? thinks Ethan with great distaste.  However dignified Diavolo might be, Ethan cannot see past the blindingly cheerful mask he puts on and finds it most undignified.

A fellow royal!  How is Louis supposed to resist striking a long-winded conversation?  Diavolo entertains Louis’ pompous and overbearing self and they find each other most delightful.

Licht positively drools over Diavolo’s demon form outfit.  Just how he is pulling off that much style?

Quincy finds much enjoyment in disrespecting the Prince of the Devildom to no end and is always disappointed when Diavolo responds to his insults with a tolerating smile.

The Prince of Demons and the son of the Demon Lord are titles that are essentially the bane of Ell’s existence, but he manages to be most respectful toward him, even though he is shaking in his shoes and wondering when all their interactions will come to and end.

Day lived like a king in his past life and is not even remotely fazed by the enormous amount of finery found in the Demon Lord’s Castle.  He is, however, enamored with the Little D’s, who, when not insulting him, are great fun!

Diavolo’s lifestyle of luxury is basically Mori’s dream, so he takes every opportunity to make notes of the expensive furniture and ancient pieces.

Noah and Youssef like how down-to-Earth Diavolo is, despite his high position.  They feel as if he has something to hide, but for the most part, he is a jolly fellow and they enjoy his company.

[yukiobeyme]

Hmm.. What MC is mermaid? And Lucifer , satan and diavolo found her in the beach trying to get out of a fishnet? Ik it's weird idea Also srry for my bad english

Thank you for the request! I actually really liked it! Please never apologize for your English, you got your point across clearly and it means it’s probably not your native language and the dedication it takes to learn a language is hard and English is a confusing and hard language to learn. I think you did an amazing job!

One day it seemed you were out longer than usual; the brothers' concern was growing after every passing second. You weren’t answering your DDD and you were in the house or the surrounding areas.

Lucifer: Lucifer had a vague idea of where you might be and told the brothers such and headed out by himself. He ended up going to your favorite spot on the beach, it was the spot Lucifer had taken you before. He scanned the sand and saw a pile of what your clothes could be. Lucifer is instantly filled with worry; this area is known for fishing and nets and hooks littered the ocean.

He immediately looked out into the water and saw splashing, Lucifer started to strip as quickly as possible and ran out into the water. The water was freezing and didn’t know how a human could be capable of handling this temperature. Lucifer got to are where there was distress and that’s when he saw your face. “MC” he was a little breathless and treading water. “My tail is stuck,” you sound tired and strained. Lucifer gave you a confused look before grasping at the net. Sure enough, where your legs should be was a mermaid tail, Lucifer let him marvel at it before he fights with the net to free you.

He was able to free your tail after a few minutes and you breathed a side of relief, but then spun to look at Lucifer in fear. “Can you get out the water?” Lucifer asked swimming a little closer to you, you nodded, and you both began to swim to shore together. Lucifer went out of the ocean while you stayed in the shallows. Lucifer turned and gave you a questioning look, “Aren’t you coming?” You looked at your tail before looking back at Lucifer hoping that would suffice as an answer.

Lucifer finally looked at your tail in full glory know. It was blue and green scales, some seemed to sparkle, and the scales scattered across your abdomen and chest. You shift uncomfortably under Lucifer’s intense glare, “You are extraordinary,” Lucifer said after some time looking up at you. Finally, you felt your tail melt away into your usually two legs, Lucifer automatically stepped forward to help you up.

“So, you are a mermaid, why didn’t you tell anyone?” Lucifer tried to keep the heat out of his voice but failed. “I didn’t know how everyone would react, I use to just do this in the tub, but I felt so contained, I miss swimming in the ocean,” you turned and looked lovingly at the ocean.

“Well, why don’t we find a safer beach and at least one brother accompany you, just make sure you stay safe,” Lucifer was also glazing at the ocean, worried about what could have happened if he didn’t know where he could find you.

 Satan: You and Satan liked spending time on the beach, he would read, and you would play in the water, but never for too long; but today you were feeling bold going out deep and letting yourself transform into a mermaid. It wasn’t a flashy transformation, so no attention was drawn to you. Maybe a little painful feeling your legs full together and the scales growing out of your body. You began splashing and having fun. Diving deep so you could flip your tail without Satan seeing. But on one of your way up, you got caught in something. You struggled and managed to get you top half free, but your tail just seems to tangle more and more in the net as you fought against it.

You started to splash and tried to call out to Satan, mouth getting water in it every time. “Very funny MC,” Satan called out to you. “Satan, please!” Your tone made Satan’s head snapped up and he realized you were actually struggling against something. “MC” he shouted as he dropped his DDD on his towel and discarded his clothes. He entered the water quickly and immediately gripped you and tried to pull you.

“Satan no that hurts,” your voice was pained, and you seemed in so much distress but clung to Satan. Satan dived under the water and couldn’t believe his eyes, where your legs should be was a fishtail. The fishnet was digging into your tail and he could see a cloud of red.

Satan pried at the fishnet, making very little progress with freeing you. Thinking quickly on his feet Satan changed into his demon form and lunged at the rope, using his sharper teeth to easily cut the rope. He tried to be mindful of your tail but when he felt your tail jerked, he knew he must have nicked you.

Satan helped guide you to shallows and rested with you. Allowing you to catch your breath, he watched as your tail slowly morph back into a talk. The cuts you had on your tail translated to your human legs. Satan immediately was up looking at them, seeing if any were too deep. Satan wince when he saw the gash the must have been from his teeth, it was more ragged than the others.

You sat in silence, trying to catch your breath and process what just happed. You started to feel panic when you realized that Satan now knew your darkest secret. You finally glanced at Satan to find he was already looking at you.

“So, Mermaid,” Satan comment looking intrigued. You sigh and gave a slight nod.

“Cool,” he paused looking thoughtful for a moment, “I think we have had more than enough fun for today, ready to head back?” You let out a sigh of relief that Satan didn’t push the issue.

“You won’t tell your brothers, right?” you asked looking down and twisting your hands.

“It’s not my secret to tell, come let’s go, there is a new mermaid drama we could watch,” Satan smirked at you with the mention of the new drama to watch. You laughed but followed him anyways. “You know the books portray Mermaids very different,” Satan was amused at this, you gently shoved him and walked away from him laughing.

Diavolo: You were worried about your date with Diavolo. He wanted a romantic day at the beach, making comments about how beautiful at night and so seclusive that skinny dipping could be a possibility. Of course, you blushed at his suggestion and worried if you could hold off and not transform into your mermaid form. It would take a lot of energy, but you knew Diavolo would be up against the whole time. You noticed fishnets in the water and tried to commit that area to memory. As the day moved along, you and Diavolo had a lot of fun. It was a very private beach, which allowed you to tan and have the occasional make-out session in absolute privacy. You can also say that making out in the water, was an amazing experience. As the night of the fell, Diavolo stuck true to the idea of skinny dipping. You flushed seeing him naked, it wasn’t the first time, but he was always so gorgeous. “Are you going to join me, darling?” His golden eyes glowed and you could barely make out his flashing his teeth at you. As you stripped, Diavolo watched you intensive and as you entered the water it looked like Diavolo wanted to eat you.

But then it happened, you could feel your legs starting to fuse together, forming your tail. You immediately panic. Diavolo stepped towards you, “Diavolo, no” you yelled at him and started swimming away from him. “MC? What’s wrong?” Diavolo called to you and started after you. You yelped as you felt you tail get stuck, the more you pull the more it hurt and the more tangled your tail got.

You felt tears forming as you struggled, Diavolo reached you and looked at you in full concern, “Why did you run from me?” His voice was obviously hurt, but then he noticed your tears and struggling. “Are you okay, what’s wrong?” Diavolo was going on full panic mode. “The fishnets,” is all that you managed to choke out. “Are you tangled?” Diavolo reached down to find your legs but instead met something that felt like a fish. He flashed you a bizarre look before putting his under the water, that’s when he learned that the fish he felt was connected to your body. He was quick to release you from the fishnet hold. Diavolo moved over to you and scooped you up to bring you up to the shallows. You sat in silence until you both watch your tail fade into legs.

You stayed silent, not knowing what to say to Diavolo, in a new relationship its important to be honest and here you are with the biggest secret you kept from him.

“You are a mermaid?” Diavolo finally asked, “Well I mean of course you are, why didn’t you tell me?” you could hear the hurt in his voice. “You can trust me, I’ll take care of you, I promise,” Diavolo looked up at you almost begging you with his eyes.

“I’m sorry, I know I can. I just worried how you would react,” you said quietly looking away from him. Diavolo reached out and gently turned your face to face him again before leaning in for a kiss.

[leviathanlazarus]

50 questions you’ve never been asked before

thank you for tagging me @beautifulcinephile ~~

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? 

Black

2. a food you never eat? 

Mushrooms! Never.

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? 

Well, it’s winter here for 6 months, so 

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? 

I was talking to @mountainofthesunn via MP while on my lunch break

5. what is your favourite candy bar? 

Whatchamacallits (?) and Take 5 bars, which are almost the same thing

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? 

Yes! Last one was a baseball game and I’d like to go again this summer and I literally just realized we won’t be able to...

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? 

“Take a sip, babes” to literally no one while walking outside the building. 

8. what is your favourite ice cream? 

Chocolate-vanilla swirl 

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? 

Water

10. do you like your wallet? 

Yes, it’s tiny and has done me well over the past number of years! 

11. what was the last thing you ate?

Strawberries

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? 

god, I miss Target 

13. the last sporting event you watched? 

The Superbowl! My first one.

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? 

Caramel corn or classic movie theater. God, I miss the movies! 

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? 

@mountainofthesunn

16. ever go camping? 

Of course! And I’m going again in July with, you guessed it, @mountainofthesunn

17. do you take vitamins? 

Hell yes I do, I am a huge advocate for vitamins and supplements! Everyone needs to take a probiotic and vitamin D at the very least 

18. do you go to church every sunday? 

I’m Satan’s Helper...

19. do you have a tan? 

It’s still winter

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? 

Pizza

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? 

I don’t drink soda

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? 

Black

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? 

I’m going 10 over every day and people are still passing me

24. what terrifies you? 

Everything

25. look to your left, what do you see? 

A whole slew of phone numbers and a map of NYS

26. what chore do you hate? 

Dusting 

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? 

I’m not even sure...I’d have to hear one in the moment

28. what’s your favourite soda? 

Again, I don’t drink it, and I think all my favorite sodas have caffeine so I wouldn’t be able to drink those anyway lolol 

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? 

I also don’t eat fast food LOL 

30. who’s the last person you talked to?

My coworker

31. favourite cut of beef? 

This is an advanced question...I love all red meat, really. I always buy sirloin steaks for myself. 

32. last song you listened to? 

“Electric Love” by BORNS

33. last book you read? 

Uhhh the last book I FINISHED was The Prophet, thank you @woman-ina-dream

34. favourite day of the week? 

Wednesday

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? 

Not for very long

36. how do you like your coffee? 

I will take coffee literally any way. If I make it myself, I have it with just cream, if I get it from DD, I get cream and caramel syrup ~ 

37. favourite pair of shoes? 

Black Chelsea boots

38. at what time do you normally go to bed? 

If I am not in bed by midnight I will be thrown into a tizzy. Then it’s time to read or, more accurately, read fan fiction and masturbate 

39. at what time do you normally get up? 

7:30

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? 

Sunrises.

41. how many blankets are on your bed? 

4

42. describe your kitchen plates? 

White

43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? 

Whiskey sours, gin gimlets, gin and tonics, hard seltzers

44. do you play cards? 

Sometimes...when we’re not in quarantine 

45. what colour is your car? 

Like a steel blue...that’s the best way I can describe it. It is named Steele. 

46. can you change a tire? 

Sadly, no

47. what is your favourite state/province? 

NYS baby!!  

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? 

LMFAO literally none of them 

49. how did you get your biggest scar? 

I don’t have any cool scar stories 

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? 

Lord only knows

Tagging @mountainofthesunn @woman-ina-dream @nightrainkiszka @supersonic-darling @sunshinesinhereyes @shesdigging @lildishsoap @roseyzeppelin @therealswanqueen @valleyd0ll @pennylane-gvf @satingrass-maidensfair @lazingonsunday @kissthesun @love-philautia @talk-on-the-street @imacrowcawcaw @oblvions @karrotkate @michaalien @silver--storms

[smartass-hoot]

hi, i'm tan, and while i usually put the tan in stan, i'm currently putting the tan in satan.

normally, i just observe all the shit that goes down in this fandom 'cause i'm honestly here for the memes and the god-tier writing my bro whips out, and i'm not that much of an active participant to interact with "those" posts, but you

darling, you.

you just HAD to attack my bro @delicateikemenmemes , and that too, very, incredibly, personally.

bro already explained the whole friendship thing and i agree with her 'cause, a friendship is still a relationship, and if it's socially acceptable for people to turn down romantic advances, then it should still be okay for them to turn down platonic advances (friendship proposals). i can say more about this, but i won't, 'cause i got other shit to talk about.

you're making it seem as if my bro and her group of friends are forming this tight circle where they don't allow the "unpopular blogs" into. as if my bro only cares about follower count and the attention. as if everything she does is only to gain tract in social media and become popular, and that's why she writes stories, makes all those memes.

you can take that idea and shove it up your cactus butt.

my bro ain't doing this for the spotlight, that just happened by chance. she's just incredibly talented, but more importantly, one of the most dedicated and sincere people i've met. by now, that much should be real fucking obvious, but if it isn't, i'll give you solid reasons as to why what i just said is true: before ikevamp and ikesen, my bro wrote a whopping 200k to 300k word fic for a really small fandom (Run with the Wind). she also wrote yet another massive oneshot for another niche fandom (Tsurune). she makes memes for everything, including funny typos and late night gibberish texts (mind you these memes never see the light of day). she does those because she's passionate about them, not to get notes, kudos, reblogs, followers. don't get me wrong, she appreciates her followers because it means that many people she can share what she's passionate about with. But get this straight: if she only wanted the tract, she could've written for the various massive fandoms she's a part of. but that's not the kind of person she is.

she's kind to a fault, and always gives people a second chance. she always looks for the other perspective, trying to understand where they're coming from. i've seen this happen on multiple occasions, and yes, even regarding this entire situation.

but just because she can draw lines on her comfort, and what is acceptable and what isn't, doesn't make her a jerk. sending someone anon hate ain't cool. stealing work ain't cool. acting out with petty behavior instead of facing the problem head on ain't cool. you don't like confrontation? drop the issue and forget it. move on. a couple of folks posting their crafts on a virtual space ain't gods, and their rejection of your friendship ain't the end of the world. ignore them back, block them, get them out of your life... this literally could have been handled any other way.

but most importantly, don't fucking assume shit about people and attack them. i may not speak to the other two, but my bro does, and i trust her judge of character. and from what i've heard, they're amazing people too.

don't you ever even DARE attack my bro because she's just a humble writer and memer tending to her crafts, and if any of you ever impede on that, i'll be right here to put you back in your place.

peace out.

@delicateikemenmemes @nishtharya @judgemental-seal

Please understand that I am not supporting the messages she sent. I acknowledge that the messages she sent were wrong, so does she. But can you let us rest please. I am not victim blaming. I spent the past week or so worrying about what happened to her, and then this happened and I didn't even know she was the anon.

Y'all immediately knew it was her. Because you know that you purposefully made assumptions.

Part of me feels like you aren't telling the whole story, but from what I understand, you hurt her.

It doesn't justify the messages, especially not to the other blogs that didn't. But please note, that ignoring someone and sending them a message that tells them to stop tagging you and using you for "clout" when she was trying to make friends, is rude. And then acting as though you have no idea why she'd be upset, is also rude.

I don't think that someone being creepily nice, or "obviously" being fake for sending people encouraging messages, gives you the right to assume things about her, and then all but scoff when she deactivates.

And then sit here and act like she's just jealous of your skill and that her actions over the course of an hour or so, somehow crosses a line with you, doesn't excuse the time you spent ignoring her and blocking her for nothing but kindness and them exposing her for no reason and playing the victim when she comes back because she's hurting. She wanted to be your friend.

Y'all mocked her.

I feel awful for all the blogs that received the message, which was copy pasted, and wrong.

And barely more than a couple of sentences doesn't make what you three and @nafeary did completely innocent