#Also Abigail didn't see Eve chatting up random boys so she couldn't tell Christina

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I could tell Abigail had something to tell me, so we chatted after our celebration. Imagine my horror at hearing what my children did while I was birthing the twins!!!!! As soon as I got home, I rounded them up for their punishments!!!!!

...Except for Betty!! While I’m very disappointed in her for hugging Marvin before marriage, Abigail assured me that they still left room for Jesus and that Betty shouldn’t be punished too harshly! So I gave her a talk and sent her on her way.

I sat Harvey down to speak with him. Because he’s a man, I must have Jeb punish him so his masculine authority isn’t undermined, but I still gave him a stern talk about never drinking straight from public punch bowls!!

Julie, however, was spared no expense!!!!! I tried so hard to teach her that modern dances seduce Satan, yet Abigail told me she was out there wiggling her hips and flailing her arms!!!! I’m so ashamed!!!! As punishment, I’m hiding the radio until she learns to control her dancing!!!!!

Glenn and Kayla were lectured together!!!! I let Glenn go early to speak with Jeb, but not until after I explained to both of them that greed, gluttony, and kleptomania are horrible sins that should never be entertained!!!!! I’m... not actually sure what Kayla’s hobbies are, so I banned her from all forms of recreation except praying and reading her children’s bible!!!!

And lastly Christian!!!! Abigail never mentioned him by name, but who else would invite that atheist boy to the wedding?!?! After expressing that I am in fact both mad and disappointed, I sent him to Jeb!!!!

Jeb was surprised when I brought our boys in and explained what happened!!!! He told me that I took the right steps to discipline our girls, but he wants to pray on this matter before punishing our boys!!!!

For now, our boys won’t be punished until Jeb has received God’s guidance!! I trust that He will give Jeb wisdom on this matter, and until He does our boys will live their lives as normal!!