#Alphabet aerobics

[secondbeatsongs]

"Alphabet Aerobics" with every second beat removed

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

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[mariasabanahabanabana]

Fun fact Abt me cause there's no reason to explain why: For some reason before doing homework (at night) I tend to rap (like Eminem and Nicky Minaj), why? I dunno guys, I just know that it makes me feel "safe"I know it is and sounds like idiocy, but here I leave you the "Datazo" (fun fact) of the day Abt me...

[elshells]

10 Songs 10 People

Thank you @captain-kraken for the tag!

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up.

No Pressure Tagging: @writernopal, @ceph-the-ghost-writer, @mariahwritesstuff, @ryns-ramblings, @tisiphonewolfe, @cosmiccoincidence, @korblez, @crowandmoonwriting, @talesofsorrowandofruin, @mysticstarlightduck

Since I can't really be bothered to organize my music into playlists, I just wrote down a list of every song I've listened to in the last two months and ran it through a random number generator. I mean, if it works...? XD

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Zombie - The Cranberries

Blood // Water - Grandson

Gasoline - Halsey

I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift

Alphabet Aerobics - Blackalicious

Wrong Side of Heaven - Five Finger Death Punch

The Other Side - The Greatest Showman

Goodbye - Ramsey

Only Love Can Save Me Now - The Pretty Reckless

O.D. - Polyphia

[alphabetcompletionist]

i was gonna do this but i realized i only have like 3. send more songs

alpha beta charlie spotify playlist but it just has songs that score a 26/26. if you like quetzacoatls and getting caught in the rain

ABC EFGHIJKL NOPQRSTU YZ

21/26

[theacemagpie]

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!!

Asking me the tough questions so early in the day huh anon?

Okkk here we go:

1. I like my eyes. They're a very normal shade of brown but I think they look pretty

2. I like my ability to read fast. I've always been a speed reader and I'm pretty proud of the fact

3. I like my dimple! I think it's cute!

4. I like my ability to paint my nails really well. I used to be terrible at it so I'm glad I can do better now!

5. I like that I can rap all of Alphabet Aerobics by Blacklicious lol.

God that was so hard help

(And yes lol spreading it forward for suree)

[thegodthief]

"IT'S A POUND! I WEIGHED IT!"

"And yet, you can pick it up with ease."

"IT IS A FUCKING POUND CHUNK OF BRASS!"

"And yet, you can roll it with ease, now that you have had practice."

"THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT! THE FUCKING POINT IS THAT YOU'VE BEEN TRICKING ME INTO A DAILY 15-MIN AEROBIC EXERCISE WITH WEIGHTS!"

"Eppur si muove."

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN ITALIAN DON'T YOU FUCKING SWITCH UP LANGUAGES YOU BITCH!"

"You'd rather I instruct you in my native language, which you don't even know the alphabet to?"

"..."

"Please, permit me to remind you that I remove obstacles, and that you are the greatest obstacle in your life, and that if getting you on your feet daily to do something other than bitch about the vagaries in life will remove some of the obstacles holding you back, then I will do it, twice."

"... You wouldn't..."

And that's why I have a half-pound chunk of iron in my work bag.

[thedivinemagnet]

I was tagged by @screeensaver to put my on repeat playlist on shuffle and record the first ten songs! Thank you :-)

Moby Dick- Jakey

Gods of the Good Shit- Facing New York

Runs in the Family- Amanda Palmer

Lunatic to Love- Presidents of the USA

Hey Ladies- Beastie Boys

Rich Girl- Hall & Oats

Ball of the Dead Rat- The Teeth

Victorious- Panic! At the Disco

Hello Wonkites- Primus

Alphabet Aerobics- Blackalicious

I’m going to tag @dogwhizzer @moon-jellie @alsophila-grahami @autisticmiqote @ston-rampler :-)

[theuniversitychallengereview]

Box Office Quizzing

UCL vs LSE

Sometimes there are University Challenge matches that sound like football matches — for example, Leeds vs Liverpool, or Birmingham vs Cardiff.

Rarer than this are matches which sound like American Football matches, specifically collegiate games. There are no University Challenge teams who sound like teams in the NFL unless there is a college I’ve never heard of called something like the Oxford Otters, or the Manchester Bees.

But there are a few which sound like American colleges.

For example last week UCLA played USC.

This week’s University Challenge match is just about as close as you can get to something like that. UCL vs LSE.

I don’t know if there is any rivalry between these two universities, but for the purpose of this paragraph, I’m going to say it would be a grudge match of untold rage.

UCLA played USC at a stadium with a capacity of almost 90,000. This is the next step for University Challenge, I think. There is an audience in the studio for the live recordings, sure, but it’s not quite as large as that. Perhaps we need to start with slightly lower ambitions, but what would you say to this?

Have the semi-finals and final as a live broadcast in, say, a theatre. 5,000 capacity.

Or maybe just the final, but on the same day and at the same location as the Only Connect and Mastermind finals.

If that goes well we can up the capacity. I wouldn’t want a pay-per-view on something like Sky Sports, because that takes away from the purity of it. But the BBC would have to start bidding more for the rights, like they do for Wimbledon.

Think about it @BBC.

For now, the first of the second round matches, between UCL and LSE.

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Here’s your first starter for ten.

Nyang comes in early but his guess of Jane is wrong, and Holtermann Entwistle capitalises on the mistake. UCL take a hat-trick on composers and Jack continues their good start with My Neighbour Totoro. This good start continues a while longer, with two more starters from Jack and one from Prabhakar.

We had an incredible comeback last week, so could this be the beginning of one from LSE? No, it could not.

They took two bonuses to close the gap to 90, but Mandel stopped them in their tracks with 1314 on the next starter. 1314 being of course the year of the battle of Bannockburn, which is one of those facts I think I’ve known since I was about ten.

This wins them a bonus set on the song The Elements, which Daniel Radcliffe famously sung on the Graham Norton Show. The song was written in 1959, which astonished me because it feels like such a meme. Then again, they were really into goofy shit like this back in the day, weren’t they? The kind of thing that would pop up at Variety Shows.

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Perhaps I thought it was more recent because Radcliffe’s other party piece is Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious, which is a more recent song.

Nyang takes another starter for LSE, but they can’t maintain momentum into the music round.

Mandel takes his second of the night with magenta, and this opens the floodgates — the second half of the match belongs to him. It’s like he’d been hibernating and was awoken by the mention of Bannockburn because he took four more of the remaining starters. The rest of his team were similarly ruthless, allowing LSE only one more starter in what turned out to be a thrashing.

UCL 255–55 LSE

Tough on LSE there, who are a better team than the scoreline suggests, but UCL destroyed them on the buzzer and they couldn’t get a foothold in the match.

UCL look very strong going into the quarter-finals, though they may have to speed up their conferring if they are in closer matches. They took quite a while to come up with their answers on some of the bonuses, which won’t be tolerated in the later rounds.

Next week we have Durham vs Open (neither an American football nor a regular football match). The week after we have Exeter vs Bristol (which could just about be a game in League 1 or 2).

[secondbeatsongs]

Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious

coming right up!

[skamkollektivet]

Surprise! New Years Eve Fan Fave Fic 🥳 Y’all this one is 🔥 Enjoy 😉 Shared works Master List Link in Bio. Alt er Love ❤️ @nofeartina 💖💖💖

[bqstqnbruin]

New Jersey Devils

Main Masterlist

If the links don’t work, let me know!

Nico Hischier

Fics:

See you again

Jack Hughes

Fics:

Forget About Us

Jacob Markstrom

Blurbs:

Jacob takes you away for a freezing weekend in the mountains

Jacob fakes being your boyfriend when your ex shows up

A drunken phone call works out for once? Ground breaking. 

You comfort Jacob after a heartbreaking end to the season

Time to play Alphabet Aerobics!

You ruin Jacob’s plans by accident

Jacob is jealous of a guy flirting with you

The power goes out and Jacob offers to keep you warm in more ways than one, apparently

Jacob catches you catching snowflakes on your tongue

[alphabetcompletionist]

your inbox may be overwhelmed with a bazillion requests but, as previous messages have linked, you might enjoy to find a pangram in the lyrics alphabet aerobics by blackalicious

cutesy tootsy making the ask a pangram i assume

as much as i struggle to appreciate raps and hiphops and things as a whole, i definitely do appreciate their lyricism in a more 'spoken poetry' sense, and this one is up there. i'm a big sucker for assonance and consonance as well as more complex rhyme schemes, and the genres' got a lot.

it's hard enough doing constrained writing like this, much less making it sound good.

unfortunately on this quest i'm looking for natural pangrams and this is very deliberate. but i am keeping this in my pocket, thank you for sending it in

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Charlie can do the Alphabet Aerobics rap 

He learned it when he was really really bored 



[theacemagpie]

I think the W and V verses of Alphabet Aerobics have now become vocal stims- ;-;

Hehehe that and the Q verse are really fun to do for me lol glad you're loving them too <3

[salt-is-a-terrible-currency]

Never meet your heroes

Written for day 9 of the Narcos fandom smut alphabet over on @narcosfandomdiscord

Fandom: Narcos

Rating: Explicit, 18+

Words: 955

Pairing: Javier x OFC Tracy

Prompt: in public

Warnings: smut, sort of exhibitionism?, age gap, self-loathing, shower sex

She’s giggling the whole way through the corridors and into the locker room, during which the only person they meet has headphones on - connected to a walkman at his hip - and his eyes glued to a notepad in his hands. It’s empty, and the door slides shut behind them. What are you doing? he chastises himself, even as he kisses her breathless. Tracy, is her name. This doe-eyed fresh out of college girl who caught him out by the front desk where he was waiting to hand over some tools that were left behind on the ranch. So no, it wasn’t some sudden desire to turn his life around, or some overdone New Year’s resolution to lose weight that put him in this place. No, it’s an errand for his dad which is one of only two reasons he goes into town these days. If he wanted to exercise - which he doesn’t - he would just move heavy stuff around on the ranch.

Tracy pushes him onto one of the benches lined up against the wall then settles on his lap. Javier hates locker rooms. Hates the way they smell and how they remind him of high school. He buries his face, and his mind, at the spot between her earlobe and her jaw to taste her salty skin. Her hands find their way under his button-up, nails scratching at his skin. It numbs the pain for a second, doing this. Javier doesn’t ever fuck on autopilot, he dedicates himself to whoever he’s with and so there is no space or time for other thoughts. No worrying about the ranch, no flashing back to dead people in the streets, no memories of whispers at the office as his involvement with Los Pepes got out. He just needs to pay attention to her. To how she sounds and moves, how she feels. Tracy rocks against his denim-clad bulge then pulls back. Javier reaches for her but she dodges his outreached hand with a giggle.

“I need to shower. Want to join me?” She doesn’t wait for an answer. With clothes on, she looked like something out of an ad for the gym. Naked, she belongs on the center spread of any of the magazines Javier turns to more and more often so he won’t have to face people. He stumbles to his feet, goes for the zipper on his jeans. She slips away from him as he begins to undress, letting her clothes fall to the floor and throwing him another impish look over her shoulder as she steps into the nearest cubicle.

Tracy doesn’t bother with closing the curtain, instead turning her back to him and turning the water on to let it cascade onto her.

“Hurry up,” she singsongs, “Evening aerobics is letting out soon.” Javier curses at the buttons of his shirt before finally ripping them in a fit of frustration. He kicks the jeans aside - palming the condom he fished out of his wallet - and strides into the shower, closing the yellowed curtain behind him with one hand while the other lands at her hip.

“Want to see your face,” he says over the thrum of the shower. She fires off another wide smile as she turns to him, lets her arms drape over his shoulders. He drags his fist along his erection, testing the fit of the condom, then drops the torn wrapper where he stands. All the while she’s planting kisses wherever she can reach. At his cheeks, his neck, the corner of his mouth. Content that the condom’s in place, Javier catches her in a heated kiss that has her shivering in the cramped cubicle. He backs her against the wall, drops a hand between her legs and begins to work his fingers over her bundle of nerves.

“Fuck,” she cries out, legs twitching from the sudden stimulation. He keeps her there, pressed to the wall, as he works her open to receive him. Her orgasm comes quickly, her whole face and body tensing, before suddenly going lax again. He grabs at his cock again but she stops him with a hand on his forearm.

“Here,” Tracy says. She turns away from him again, sticking her ass out in an offering. Javier braces himself against the wall, plants his feet, and drives forward into her slick pussy. She whines at the intrusion but wastes no time in beginning to bounce with him, off-pace at first but then they find their rhythm.

“Oh gooood, yes!” She’s louder than a fucking air raid siren, and had Javier been in a clearer state of mind maybe he would’ve been more concerned about being caught. Now, all he can think about is what a compliment it is. That he’s good enough to make her scream. It’s over much too soon, and yet the second Javier steps back he feels like the moment’s dragged on for an eternity. You’re one of my heroes, that’s what she said to him in the waiting room. He shouldn’t be anyone’s hero, least of all for some 24 year old who has no idea what’s really going on in the world. The familiar feeling of disgust begins to seep back into his bones, clinging to him like tar. Tracy pulls her top back on, throws her wait hair back over her shoulder as she beams at him.

“It was nice meeting you, mr. Peña.” He swallows thickly, nods.

“Good luck-” he pauses for a moment, rifling through his mind for what little information she gave him before inviting him to the locker room. “-with that new job of yours.” With that, he pulls at his ruined shirt buttons, covering himself as much he can, and walks out the door.