#Alphabet aerobics

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

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[mariasabanahabanabana]

Fun fact Abt me cause there's no reason to explain why: For some reason before doing homework (at night) I tend to rap (like Eminem and Nicky Minaj), why? I dunno guys, I just know that it makes me feel "safe"I know it is and sounds like idiocy, but here I leave you the "Datazo" (fun fact) of the day Abt me...

[elshells]

10 Songs 10 People

Thank you @captain-kraken for the tag!

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up.

No Pressure Tagging: @writernopal, @ceph-the-ghost-writer, @mariahwritesstuff, @ryns-ramblings, @tisiphonewolfe, @cosmiccoincidence, @korblez, @crowandmoonwriting, @talesofsorrowandofruin, @mysticstarlightduck

Since I can't really be bothered to organize my music into playlists, I just wrote down a list of every song I've listened to in the last two months and ran it through a random number generator. I mean, if it works...? XD

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Zombie - The Cranberries

Blood // Water - Grandson

Gasoline - Halsey

I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift

Alphabet Aerobics - Blackalicious

Wrong Side of Heaven - Five Finger Death Punch

The Other Side - The Greatest Showman

Goodbye - Ramsey

Only Love Can Save Me Now - The Pretty Reckless

O.D. - Polyphia

[alphabetcompletionist]

i was gonna do this but i realized i only have like 3. send more songs

alpha beta charlie spotify playlist but it just has songs that score a 26/26. if you like quetzacoatls and getting caught in the rain

ABC EFGHIJKL NOPQRSTU YZ

21/26

[theacemagpie]

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!!

Asking me the tough questions so early in the day huh anon?

Okkk here we go:

1. I like my eyes. They're a very normal shade of brown but I think they look pretty

2. I like my ability to read fast. I've always been a speed reader and I'm pretty proud of the fact

3. I like my dimple! I think it's cute!

4. I like my ability to paint my nails really well. I used to be terrible at it so I'm glad I can do better now!

5. I like that I can rap all of Alphabet Aerobics by Blacklicious lol.

God that was so hard help

(And yes lol spreading it forward for suree)

[thegodthief]

"IT'S A POUND! I WEIGHED IT!"

"And yet, you can pick it up with ease."

"IT IS A FUCKING POUND CHUNK OF BRASS!"

"And yet, you can roll it with ease, now that you have had practice."

"THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT! THE FUCKING POINT IS THAT YOU'VE BEEN TRICKING ME INTO A DAILY 15-MIN AEROBIC EXERCISE WITH WEIGHTS!"

"Eppur si muove."

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN ITALIAN DON'T YOU FUCKING SWITCH UP LANGUAGES YOU BITCH!"

"You'd rather I instruct you in my native language, which you don't even know the alphabet to?"

"..."

"Please, permit me to remind you that I remove obstacles, and that you are the greatest obstacle in your life, and that if getting you on your feet daily to do something other than bitch about the vagaries in life will remove some of the obstacles holding you back, then I will do it, twice."

"... You wouldn't..."

And that's why I have a half-pound chunk of iron in my work bag.

[thedivinemagnet]

I was tagged by @screeensaver to put my on repeat playlist on shuffle and record the first ten songs! Thank you :-)

Moby Dick- Jakey

Gods of the Good Shit- Facing New York

Runs in the Family- Amanda Palmer

Lunatic to Love- Presidents of the USA

Hey Ladies- Beastie Boys

Rich Girl- Hall & Oats

Ball of the Dead Rat- The Teeth

Victorious- Panic! At the Disco

Hello Wonkites- Primus

Alphabet Aerobics- Blackalicious

I’m going to tag @dogwhizzer @moon-jellie @alsophila-grahami @autisticmiqote @ston-rampler :-)

[skamkollektivet]

Surprise! New Years Eve Fan Fave Fic 🥳 Y’all this one is 🔥 Enjoy 😉 Shared works Master List Link in Bio. Alt er Love ❤️ @nofeartina 💖💖💖

[bqstqnbruin]

New Jersey Devils

Main Masterlist

If the links don’t work, let me know!

Nico Hischier

Fics:

See you again

Jack Hughes

Fics:

Forget About Us

Jacob Markstrom

Blurbs:

Jacob takes you away for a freezing weekend in the mountains

Jacob fakes being your boyfriend when your ex shows up

A drunken phone call works out for once? Ground breaking. 

You comfort Jacob after a heartbreaking end to the season

Time to play Alphabet Aerobics!

You ruin Jacob’s plans by accident

Jacob is jealous of a guy flirting with you

The power goes out and Jacob offers to keep you warm in more ways than one, apparently

Jacob catches you catching snowflakes on your tongue

[dreamyeyedrose]

Lenore and Betty Would Have Friendship Bracelets, Change My Mind

I am a modern mosaic Romantic passionate believer of heartbreak and bloodletting and though my language of love is illuminated by LEDs backlighting calculated pressure sensitivities and not candles that drip wax on parchment nor oil lamps that burn in tandem with incense whose smoke rises with the hums of the devout I do not think my binary-broadcasted siren calls are less visceral or heartfelt than any older ink

I am a modern mosaic Romantic because the surest sign of society is a healed femur and the surest sign of life is flowing saltwater and I'm aware that I've broken my own heart carelessly and that others will try to do the same but I am a human and a child of the ocean and I will cry myself back to shore on waves that crash in-tempo with the music of older heartbeats

I believe in love like I believe in death and taxes and I believe in all of those as much as I believe in myself and my therapists' specialized trainings and as much as I hold faith in the heat death of the universe, and in tarot, and in peer-reviewed double-blind studies and in the good of the hearts of my fellow mortals.

flaked, dried ink on decayed papyrus can tell you that the sum of the whole is greater than the sum of the parts and I am not the first brazen heart to stand on a shoreline and stare at the horizon and only see everything that has faded like the things we lost were carried on those dying sunrays and forget that no matter if I stay there standing still or not the sun will rise from the opposite side and the only way I'll never see the sunrise again is if I stay in my own cycles of blackest night

I want death to find me alive, I want to feel my heartbeat transfer from this body to whatever form it takes next I want to be alive the whole time

I say these things as I stare at a purple-pink sky even if that sky can only be seen through my mind's eye and while my DSM alphabet soup means that I'm prone to fixating on the things that bother me and missing the forest for the trees like all aerobic apex predators, I have the ability to breathe and take stock of what's around me and if I realize that I am staring at darkening shorelines I will let my gaze linger if I need to but I will also make sure to turn my heel and walk towards the opposite horizon to greet the dawn

and it's okay if I stop to grab a hot chocolate and check DMs on the way.

[alphabetcompletionist]

your inbox may be overwhelmed with a bazillion requests but, as previous messages have linked, you might enjoy to find a pangram in the lyrics alphabet aerobics by blackalicious

cutesy tootsy making the ask a pangram i assume

as much as i struggle to appreciate raps and hiphops and things as a whole, i definitely do appreciate their lyricism in a more 'spoken poetry' sense, and this one is up there. i'm a big sucker for assonance and consonance as well as more complex rhyme schemes, and the genres' got a lot.

it's hard enough doing constrained writing like this, much less making it sound good.

unfortunately on this quest i'm looking for natural pangrams and this is very deliberate. but i am keeping this in my pocket, thank you for sending it in

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Charlie can do the Alphabet Aerobics rap 

He learned it when he was really really bored 



[theacemagpie]

I think the W and V verses of Alphabet Aerobics have now become vocal stims- ;-;

Hehehe that and the Q verse are really fun to do for me lol glad you're loving them too <3

[salt-is-a-terrible-currency]

Never meet your heroes

Written for day 9 of the Narcos fandom smut alphabet over on @narcosfandomdiscord

Fandom: Narcos

Rating: Explicit, 18+

Words: 955

Pairing: Javier x OFC Tracy

Prompt: in public

Warnings: smut, sort of exhibitionism?, age gap, self-loathing, shower sex

She’s giggling the whole way through the corridors and into the locker room, during which the only person they meet has headphones on - connected to a walkman at his hip - and his eyes glued to a notepad in his hands. It’s empty, and the door slides shut behind them. What are you doing? he chastises himself, even as he kisses her breathless. Tracy, is her name. This doe-eyed fresh out of college girl who caught him out by the front desk where he was waiting to hand over some tools that were left behind on the ranch. So no, it wasn’t some sudden desire to turn his life around, or some overdone New Year’s resolution to lose weight that put him in this place. No, it’s an errand for his dad which is one of only two reasons he goes into town these days. If he wanted to exercise - which he doesn’t - he would just move heavy stuff around on the ranch.

Tracy pushes him onto one of the benches lined up against the wall then settles on his lap. Javier hates locker rooms. Hates the way they smell and how they remind him of high school. He buries his face, and his mind, at the spot between her earlobe and her jaw to taste her salty skin. Her hands find their way under his button-up, nails scratching at his skin. It numbs the pain for a second, doing this. Javier doesn’t ever fuck on autopilot, he dedicates himself to whoever he’s with and so there is no space or time for other thoughts. No worrying about the ranch, no flashing back to dead people in the streets, no memories of whispers at the office as his involvement with Los Pepes got out. He just needs to pay attention to her. To how she sounds and moves, how she feels. Tracy rocks against his denim-clad bulge then pulls back. Javier reaches for her but she dodges his outreached hand with a giggle.

“I need to shower. Want to join me?” She doesn’t wait for an answer. With clothes on, she looked like something out of an ad for the gym. Naked, she belongs on the center spread of any of the magazines Javier turns to more and more often so he won’t have to face people. He stumbles to his feet, goes for the zipper on his jeans. She slips away from him as he begins to undress, letting her clothes fall to the floor and throwing him another impish look over her shoulder as she steps into the nearest cubicle.

Tracy doesn’t bother with closing the curtain, instead turning her back to him and turning the water on to let it cascade onto her.

“Hurry up,” she singsongs, “Evening aerobics is letting out soon.” Javier curses at the buttons of his shirt before finally ripping them in a fit of frustration. He kicks the jeans aside - palming the condom he fished out of his wallet - and strides into the shower, closing the yellowed curtain behind him with one hand while the other lands at her hip.

“Want to see your face,” he says over the thrum of the shower. She fires off another wide smile as she turns to him, lets her arms drape over his shoulders. He drags his fist along his erection, testing the fit of the condom, then drops the torn wrapper where he stands. All the while she’s planting kisses wherever she can reach. At his cheeks, his neck, the corner of his mouth. Content that the condom’s in place, Javier catches her in a heated kiss that has her shivering in the cramped cubicle. He backs her against the wall, drops a hand between her legs and begins to work his fingers over her bundle of nerves.

“Fuck,” she cries out, legs twitching from the sudden stimulation. He keeps her there, pressed to the wall, as he works her open to receive him. Her orgasm comes quickly, her whole face and body tensing, before suddenly going lax again. He grabs at his cock again but she stops him with a hand on his forearm.

“Here,” Tracy says. She turns away from him again, sticking her ass out in an offering. Javier braces himself against the wall, plants his feet, and drives forward into her slick pussy. She whines at the intrusion but wastes no time in beginning to bounce with him, off-pace at first but then they find their rhythm.

“Oh gooood, yes!” She’s louder than a fucking air raid siren, and had Javier been in a clearer state of mind maybe he would’ve been more concerned about being caught. Now, all he can think about is what a compliment it is. That he’s good enough to make her scream. It’s over much too soon, and yet the second Javier steps back he feels like the moment’s dragged on for an eternity. You’re one of my heroes, that’s what she said to him in the waiting room. He shouldn’t be anyone’s hero, least of all for some 24 year old who has no idea what’s really going on in the world. The familiar feeling of disgust begins to seep back into his bones, clinging to him like tar. Tracy pulls her top back on, throws her wait hair back over her shoulder as she beams at him.

“It was nice meeting you, mr. Peña.” He swallows thickly, nods.

“Good luck-” he pauses for a moment, rifling through his mind for what little information she gave him before inviting him to the locker room. “-with that new job of yours.” With that, he pulls at his ruined shirt buttons, covering himself as much he can, and walks out the door.

[truedairship]

💛, 🐶, and 🎤 for the ask, please!

Thank you!

💛 Do you have any piercings?

Other than my ears, no. I think I’m more likely to get a tattoo than a piercing.

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

Cats! I grew up with both, and my grandma often had puppies that I helped to take care of, but I am partial to cats. I just like their vibe more.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

Seeing as I just came home after six hours alone in the car, I can tell you that there are a lot of songs I know by heart😆

But if you consider songs I’ve intentionally memorised, I still remember Alphabet Aerobics and 100 Digits of Pi.

[enteringdullsville]

So against my better judgement, I made a seventh wave of characters.

Daniel, the Cardinal Drewman

Serena’s big brother; they have a whole Dipper and Mabel thing going on

The unofficial leader of his little section of ICT, but he still answers to Violet

Usually pretty chill, kind of a slacker, but forces himself to act responsibly for Serena’s sake

Visually inspired by Scott Pilgrim (more obvious with his default expression)

Very emotional; surprisingly easy to convince to do anything (I broke my alphabetical order there)

Has it bad for Fern. Doesn’t even bother denying it at this point

Astonishingly good at puzzles and problem solving when his mind is in the right place

Serena, the Canary Drewman

Daniel’s little sister, but you could’ve probably guessed that

Think Kitty from The Ridonculous Race

Daniel’s main reason for getting up in the morning

Naturally curious. An amateur sleuth (read: professional busybody)

Lover of animals. Bonds with Cedric over this

Deliberately plays up her childish attitude to piss off Danny

Tries to set Daniel up with Fern upon realizing he’s madly in love with her. Starting to regret this choice

Damon, the Denim Drewman

Danny’s buddy

A mischievous, lackadaisical “bad boy” type. Immediately clashes with Lloyd, who thinks he’s a poser.

Definitely channeling Marshall Lee in his design and mannerisms

A lot more malicious in his jokes to differentiate him from Noah from a few seasons back

Nowhere near as confident as he’d like you to think

One of very few characters to have a car

Despite his obsession with keeping up his reputation, he can’t bear to keep up his “arrogant douche” act in front of the others

Wade, the Sea Green Drewman

Big fun personified

Not stupid, but highly uncoordinated and spacey

Basically just Total Drama’s Owen

Deceptively acrobatic. Used to take water aerobics

Learned to fish at a very young age. Can only cook seafood

Always seems to attract the lunatics; Bobbie, Geneva, Kirby, Mark, etc. adore him

No relation to Izumi (seafoam), Shawn (ocean blue), Walter (aqua), or Marina (aquamarine) despite their similar color themes.

Judy, the Raspberry Drewman

The trickiest one

Generally benevolent, but a master at deception and manipulation

Ms. Chalice in Numbuh Five’s body

Her eyes are her only tell, so she covers them completely

Makes sure to steer clear of resident aura reader Lyman

Very little of what she says isn’t wrapped in a layer of irony

Each of those dreadlocks are so tightly packed they can dislocate bones

Ash, the Ash Gray Drewman

Chill and introverted

Music flows through those veins

Stoned? Who knows

Some random he/they ICT picked off the street

Vaguely inspired by Monster Prom’s Sawyer

Gentle giant

Functions on the exact same wavelength as the likes of J. and Geneva despite being far calmer

Fern, the Fern Green Drewman

On the border between goth and hippie

Simply along for the ride. Everything’s just for her own amusement

Seems nice but increasingly turns out to be as conniving and rascally as Judy is. Tends to come off as a lot meaner than she wants to

Fully knows Daniel has a crush on her. She genuinely likes him, she just wants to see how many times he can make a fool of himself

The latest in a long line of potential lovers Serena tried to set Daniel up with, but she resents Fern for playing with his emotions. That said, she and her are more alike than they’d like to admit

Trixie, normally a bigger prankster than Fern herself, is terrified of her for reasons she refuses to get into

Genuinely friends with Mable despite what everything would suggest. After all, Fern doesn’t derive enjoyment from physical suffering

Mable, the Maple Brown Drewman

A massive klutz. She blames her disproportionately long legs

She has dozens of those bear hoodies

Covered in bandaids under her hoodie

Major Finberly vibes

Way too eager to help a friend out. Given her bumbling nature, it never goes well

Needless to say, she’s the season’s pain magnet

Absolute moron. I love her

Nestor and Gene, the Eggshell/Eggplant Drewmans

NEEEERDS

The two are inseparable. They’re collectively known as the Eggheads

Nestor’s the geekier, more pop cultured of the two and is a master of terrible puns. Gene’s more book smart and acerbic.

Don’s reading buddies

Seriously, just get together already

They collect fancy novelty neckties

Quite vindictive when they feel they’ve been wronged

Hazel, the Hazel Drewman

A sorceress in training

The only non-animal Drewman with a nose

Specializes in restoration and nature magic

Her powers are fairy based. She suitably has a whimsical personality to go with it

Idolizes Rodney, a stage magician, despite her knowing actual magic

Nary a thought between those nonexistent ears

Shares Brody’s merrily bloodthirsty demeanor, but in the opposite direction

Celeste, the Celeste Drewman

Athletic, tough, and commandeering

Kind of a bully. While she’s definitely strong enough to make her case, very few people take her all that seriously

Immediately clashes with Buffy and Cameron, thinking they’re ripping off her style

Goal oriented, but not to a detrimental extent

Deliberately affects her more aggressive persona because she feels that’s how you get by in life

She doesn’t bother acting mean towards people she doesn’t regard as a threat

Wouldn’t be working for ICT if she didn’t need to

Ginger, the Ginger Drewman

Her hair actually is on fire 24/7. It’s just that nobody cares

Bobbie’s evil counterpart. While Bobbie’s just hyperactive and vicious, Ginger causes destruction for the heck of it. The two naturally get along swimmingly

Disturbingly cunning and calculating

Her energy levels aren’t all that high. She’s pretty calm and personable if you catch her in the afternoon

My sister says her eyebrows and cap look like a duck together and it’s REALLY THROWING ME OFF

Will make you die if you make a “soulless ginger” joke in her vicinity

She likes higher positions, namely atop other people’s shoulders

Alphonso, the Mango Drewman

Lovable quarterback

Has an underserved reputation for idiocy due to his sunny disposition

Ridiculously wholesome and encouraging, but not in a sickening way

Could gouge one’s eyes out with a well placed slap to the jaw were he a lesser being and gave into his rage

He’s not faking it. He’s just that infectiously happy

He usually respects people’s negative emotions. The issues usually derive from his…odd thought processes

His yellow eyes twist everything he sees into a sunshiny equivalent

Muffet, the Blueberry Drewman

The Eeyore

Her sullen face doesn’t always indicate depression or sadness, but she can unintentionally bring down the mood with her presence

She is rather quick to break into tears, though

Likes to be alone with her thoughts

Has a surprising flair for the dramatic

Really into flowers and gardening in her down time

It actually doesn’t take much to make her smile. That’s just her resting face

Peter, the Pewter Drewman

A squeaky clean neat freak

Polite, but doesn’t mince his words

Not great at detecting sarcasm

Loud and dramatic about relatively mundane things

Seems like one of the saner cast mates, but he’s actually very openly unhinged

That being said, he’s probably the best at avoiding actual trouble

The Von Nillions all owe him obscene amounts in damages. He’s uncharacteristically cool about it