#All the Bayverse turtles are a little homophobic
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bicryptide · 3 months ago
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I will not take any criticism !/J
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flowerkidlove · 2 years ago
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so if Hollaback Girl came out "on March 22, 2005, and was one of the year's most popular songs, peaking inside the top 10 of the majority of the charts it entered" (source) which means that it was played a lot on the radio and downloaded and all that shit, right?
so how does tmnt come into play? well, as some of you may know, the Bayverse turtles know Hollaback Girl, which made me think about "would the other tmnt boys know about Hollaback Girl?"
so here is my list on that. just setting out some rules about how this works
so i'm basing their knowledge of Hollaback Girl off of the run time of the tv series/movies the boys are in.
The 1987 (original) TMNT boys: no. absolutely not. they're way too old for the 2005 hit Hollaback Girl. they would look at you funny if you even asked them and then they would ask if you saw the Goonies or something idk
The 1990-1993 TMNT boys: nope! they would hate you if you even thought about the 2005 hit Hollaback Girl. they would call you homophobic slurs. homophobic slurs were funny in the 90's, right? idk
The 2003 TMNT boys: idk anything about these guys, but they seem way too dudebro to like Hollaback Girl, but in theory, since the show went on until 2010, they would know about 2005 hit Hollaback Girl. most likely they would've heard it the most, to the point of annoyance.
the 2007 TMNT boys: yes, the song would probably still be going strong on the charts probably, or at least on the uh! radio :]
The 2012 TMNT boys: yeah they would. i think the song would still be on the radio in 2012, but they wouldn't listen to the radio a lot.but again, in theory, they would know that song, just not as much as the 2003 and 2007 boys
The 2014-2016 (Bayverse) TMNT boys: YES the first movie shows them seeing and enjoying Hollaback Girl. these boys are the reason why i think about this topic. these bastards (affectionate).
The 2018-2022 (Rise) TMNT boys: maybe? it gets a little iffy around this time. i think at least ONE of them knows Hollaback Girl. probably Leo because he's a fruit.
The 2019 (Batman v TMNT) TMNT boys: do you think Hollaback Girl is in the DC universe? i think it would be funny if it did.
ok wait i've been thinking about TMNT and Hollaback Girl hold up
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