#All mustalids smoke crack on the daily

[verydeadaten]

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *chasing a boarbatusk* COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! I’M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT! DO YOU HEAR ME SHITBAG!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *fighting off two ursai at once* BLEISS! HELP ME!

Stoats will often hyper-focus on one target to kill, even ignoring prey that would be closer, and easier, to kill.

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *minding his own business*

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *carefully sneaking close* Just a little more…little more…!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *finishes lunch and gets up*

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: Now!!

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *charges from her hiding spot and pounces, tackling Jaune to the ground*

Bunny Faunus Jaune: Oof!

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *struggles, then shakily lifts tall boi Jaune and awkwardly starts carrying him away* Got you, darling!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: Oh, hello Bleiss. You know, if you put me down I can just walk with you.

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *stumbles and falls, then struggles back upright, supporting Jaune with wobbling arms and legs* 😫 NEVER!!!

Stoats often take down and carry off rabbits several times their own size, in what can only be described as a tremendous struggle! Stoats are cute but filled with distilled murder!