#Alien Captain x Space Pirate Au
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Alien Captain Lucifer and Space Pirate Adam.
Adam and his crew, the exorcists, fly throughout galaxies, taking over planets and ships. Eventually, they come across an opposing ship known as the Happy Hazbins who do good, and their captains Charlie and Lucifer Morningstar, a father and daughter duo who try to undo all of the exorcists work. Adam despises both of them equally and they try to avoid their ship any time they come across it.
Adam: Avoid their fucking ship. Who even names a pirate crew "The Happy Hazbins"?
Lute: I don't know why, sir. Ship avoided, we're clear.
Adam: Good.
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Adam: Now, set coordinates for the next planet. We have to keep a tight schedule if we want free time later.
Lute: Coordinates set sir.
Adam: Prep for hyper speed.
Lute: Prepping
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yourfatherlucifer · 6 months ago
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Extraterrestrial (JYH)
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Alien!Yunho x afab!reader
Summary: Your ship is on the brink of being forever lost in the galaxy, but when a monster invades your ship to top it all off, his plans for you are a cause for concern.
Warnings: SMUT MDNI, egg preg, alienxhuman sex, rough and mean Yunho, dead husband San, monster cock, tall ass Yunho
AU: Alien/Space
Genre: Smut
WC: 2.2k
Tags: For @potatomountain because I know you’ve been struggling lately, so I hope you can enjoy this with all your might. You deserve this. I love you, friend. This is longest I’ve written in so long..lol
Nets: @newworldnet
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The rapid beeping of the ship was so overwhelming, the red lights were flashing in warning. The shaking was so powerful. If only you didn’t run into that asteroid belt earlier from running from a pirate space ship. With your crew still in cryogenic states, you could only handle this on your own.
You were the captain after all, the expert in the technology. Of course, you could’ve awoken your second in command but you didn’t want to bother them. The process was a painstaking one anyway.
The rattling was beginning to get annoying as you tried to do everything you could, “Dammit, come on!” You smacked the control panel, clearly getting frustrated.
There wasn’t another planet for several light years and that was so agitating. There was nowhere to stop to repair your ship. Even the hull was damaged, you were sure something fell off from the collision.
You were scared to death that your ship would explode and you’d never make it home. This expedition was supposed to save you from your dying planet to find a new one.
You reached down to kiss the photo necklace wrapped around your neck. It was of your dead husband, San. He was an astronaut explorer as well. But his ship was lost and he never made it back home. You could only assume he was dead. It’s been a year after all. So you took this mission upon yourself, in hopes of finding him or a new planet for your human population to live on. You wanted to make your husband proud.
“I’m so sorry, Sannie, I’ve failed us both and our planet.” A tear fell down your cheeks as your fist collided against the console in frustration.
A flash passed by your ship but you didn’t even notice, too busy focusing on your impending death.
The beep stopped abruptly which made you look around confused, “The hell..?”
A couple of chittering sounds caught your attention and you spun around, only to be met with an eight foot tall hunched over alien. He..if it was a he, was beautiful. With his tanned skin and green scales, he looked almost human. If it wasn’t for the scales and tentacles coming out of his back and his ridiculously long legs, you would’ve thought it was someone from your crew.
So, how’d it get in?
“What..what do you want?” You backed up into the console, clearly confused and scared.
Was he here to eat you? To steal from you? Just what-
His face softened up with a smile, “I’m not going to eat you, so you can stop thinking about it. I’m not going to steal from you either.”
“Then what is it you want? I don’t have anything else to offer.” You crossed your arms over your chest, still not sure of his intentions.
“Well, I have a proposition for you, human.” His long legs carried him over to you, from there you could see his beautiful green eyes and somehow handsome face.
You’d never seen an alien up close, of course, back on earth, there was always talk of extraterrestrials but never any appearing despite the very popular pop culture of alien invasions. Even with the planet dying, there was none.
“Well, I’ll fix your ship for you. But.”
“But?”
“Let me impregnate you with my eggs. It’s my species mating season and unfortunately for me. I’m away from my planet and you’re the only near species I can copulate with. I have to get these eggs out or it’s painful for me. I’m not about to waste them either.” His eyes scanned your body, clear with interest.
“If I agree, you will one hundred percent fix my ship?” You had to admit, he was far too attractive to deny his offer.
“Yes, and I don’t break my promises. I’m desperate and you’re definitely the perfect specimen.”
You shrugged your shoulders and slipped off your shirt, “Alright, I don’t see why not then.”
He grinned in relief, watching as your breasts bounced in their final confines, “Perfect.”
He walked even closer, grabbing you by the hips and lifting you with ease to set you on the ships console, “I will warn you, I’m nothing like the human men you can have intercourse with. I’m far bigger. I might just break you.”
You licked your lips in excitement, “I don’t mind, the bigger the better.” You joked, trying to ease the tension.
“You say that, until I’ve fucked you full with my children.” He grabbed the strings of his loin cloth and it fell to the floor.
Your eyes widened at the sheer size of his length, he wasn’t lying. This was the biggest cock you’ve seen, probably even the prettiest. It couldn’t even compare to your deceased husbands cock. Even though he was big for your species. But this alien, was massive.
He looked like measured to at least 10 inches, if not more. The girth was crazy as well. Green scales lined the thick and spined base. Just like some spots on his body.
“Um..wow…” you were in complete shock, unable to tear your eyes away, until you felt something thick and slimy pull your head back up to face him. It was one of his tentacles.
“My name is Yunho. That is what you will scream as I breed you, got it?” His voice became stern and it was so attractive, you could feel yourself becoming a waterfall below.
Yunho growled as his nose turned up to sniff the air, “I can smell you human, your cunt is excreting such a sweet scent. I must ravage you.”
You whimpered with his words, “Please, tear me apart. I want to feel you.”
“Be patient, human. You’ll get it.” His fingers wrapped around the hem of your pants and yanked them down, along with your soaked underwear. He threw them to the captain's chair behind him and groaned in the new exposure of your scent.
Yunho’s face dove to the source, his tongue licking up a stripe between your folds. Gathering your slick on his wet appendage. He moaned in the flavor, “Oh, human. You have no idea how I’m going to ruin you. You will search the galaxy for me after I’m done with you.” His teeth sunk into the plush of your inner thighs, “You will continue to search for the same feeling I’m going to give you. And only will I return to collect my kin.”
You could only whine in response, tugging onto his black hair.
“You are nothing but a breedable toy for me. Nothing more, nothing less, do you understand that?”
“Yes, yes!”
His tongue encircled your weeping hole and prodded at your walls, he was enjoying this far too much. Your human sounds were delightful to his ears.
“Yunho!” You cried out when he moved away from your cunt to your thigh once again, planting his teeth into the skin. You could only assume this was his way of marking his mate.
“What are you?” You whined as he pulled away.
“I will never tell you my species name. I will not let you find me until I need to find you. This is a one in a change opportunity, hush before I change my mind.” Yunho’s eyes flashed over, warning you with ill intent, “I will not hesitate to leave you and your ship stranded.” He was mean but you loved it.
He eventually lost interest in eating your cunt out and moved his tentacle to replace his tongue instead. It was slightly thinner than his massive cock, so it must be used to prep you.
As it slowly slid inside, Yunho had stood up, pulling your hips closer to his to the point his cock rested against your abdomen. It was so big that it reached the valley of your breasts. Just how was he going to fit without rearranging your organs?
He watched as his tentacle slowly sank in, he could barely feel how you pulled him in. However he could feel just how tight you were. That was going to be a problem. So maybe two tentacles would have to stretch you out for him.
He groaned in thought, he didn’t expect having to do so much work for a human cunt to fit him and his eggs.
“Come on, stop being so tight, human.” Yunho’s grip only tightened as his tentacle tried to slither in further.
Once that one was settled in, another snaked around from his back all the way to your occupied cunt. It pushed its way in, causing your mouth to fall open in a silent scream.
“That’s more like it.” Yunho’s large hand reached to cup your breast while he felt your cunt loosen around him, “Soon I’ll be able to breed you.”
“I don’t care, just fuck me, Yunho, please!”
Yunho shrugged, “If you insist.” His two tentacles began pumping in and out, the sloshing sounds of your cunts arousal and the excrement excreting from his tentacles didn’t help.
He held you tight to his chest because you could barely sit up straight with the way he was fucking into you. It was even his cock yet and he had you weak.
You weren’t used to being so packed. Just the two tentacles combined were bigger than your husband's cock when he used to make love to you.
“Stop thinking of that human man. I’m the one fucking you. Get him out of your head.” He growled in warning.
“I can’t just erase my husband’s memory!”
Since the image wasn’t disappearing from your head, Yunho bit between your shoulder and neck, “I won’t tell you again.”
“Fine!” You tried to focus on the way his tentacles fucked in unison only for them to pull out and get replaced by his monster size cock instead.
This time a scream fell out of your throat, he was so big. Far too big. You could feel him ripping you apart from the inside. Even the bulge in your stomach from him was painful, but felt too good at the same time.
His hips slammed against yours with each thrust. The console creaked in protest.
Yunho’s grip was so tight that it was nearly painful but you didn’t care, not when your senses were dulling from the way his cock buried itself deep within your wet cavern.
“Yunho!” You cried out. He was being very rough with you. He manhandled you all the way to captains chair, planting himself in the seat.
He made your legs straddle him. You didn’t know how you were going to ride him, not with how weak you felt, “Come on, human, you can do it.”
You whimpered as you sunk yourself back down, legs shaking in protest.
Yunho grinned as he watched you struggle to take him, “Don’t be pathetic, I know you can do it.”
Your hands gripped his shoulders as you repeatedly fucked yourself on him, “It hurts so good.”
His free hand squeezed the bulge each time it appeared on your stomach. He was making it worse but you assume he did this to get it over with. You were sure it wasn’t pleasant for him to fuck a human much smaller than his alien form.
As you reached your nth orgasm, tears were flowing down your cheeks, how hadn’t he cum yet? Why weren’t you filled yet?
“You’ll get it soon, be patient, human. You’re so eager to carry my children.” This had him smirking. He wanted to ruin you.
His hips thrusted up to match your pace and help you along, “Doing so well, little human.” His reached back to grip your hair and yank it backwards, exposing more neck to him.
Yunho marked your neck with more bites and bruises, marking his territory for any other aliens passing by or anyone that invades this ship while he’s gone, awaiting for his children’s birth.
Once his thrusted started slowing down, that’s when you knew he was near. His cock began enlarging and your eyes widened in shock, “Oh fuck, Yunho!”
He stopped your movements and waited as his eggs flowed out his cock and into your cunt, all the way to your womb, “That’s right..take it all. Like the good human mother you will be.” His hand rubbed your stomach as it began swelling with several of his eggs.
He was proud. Very proud and felt relieved. Yunho we finally free of his pain and relieved for the future of his bloodline.
“My perfect breedable toy.” Once his cock returned to normal size, he slowly pulled out, watching as you became breathless. Nearly doubling over.
“So full..” you whined, holding your stomach with such care.
“Good.” He stood up and rested you where he once sat, “I’m going to leave now. I’ll repair your ship on my way out. I’ll return in a few earth months. Your pregnancy won’t be as long as the normal human one.”
You looked ethereal but he wasn’t going to stick around, not when his use for you was over.
“Yunho..” Your breasts were in pain, already trying to accommodate the eggs inside of you.
“Don’t do anything to my eggs while I’m gone, or I’ll destroy everything.” Yunho’s eyes narrowed, making his way to the exit.
“I won’t..”
“Good. Farewell human, await my return.”
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kpop-stories-21 · 1 year ago
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Sci-fi Section | Among The Stars
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Group: ATEEZ
Pairing: Yunho x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 3.4k
Rating: 18-21+
Genres + AUs: Non-Idol AU, Space AU, Aliens, Smut
Content & Trigger Warnings: Alien!Yunho, Space Pirate!Reader, explosions, injuries, reader & crew are presumed dead, unprotected sex(wrap that shit up kids), size kink, pet names, dirty talk, fisting, oral sex(f receiving), double penetration, orgasm denial
Summary: You just wanted this job to go down without a hitch so you could take a long overdue vacation. You weren't planning to end up in bed with a hot alien dead-set on making you scream his name for the whole planet to hear.
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When you entered the Sci-fi section you were surprised to find the glowing book right away. Taking a moment to collect yourself, you pulled the book from the shelf and opened it. White light filled your vision before fading to black.
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"Y/N, wake up! We're here!"
Sitting up with a start, it took you a moment to remember that you were in the captain's quarters of your beloved little ship Desire. You'd been having a strange dream about a library and some kind of trial you were supposed to complete. Shaking your head to clear it, you dressed and exited your room.
Yeonjun was waiting for you in the cockpit with the rest of your crew. You smiled at them, a sense of relief filling you as you gazed at the large blue planet Azerulas. Once this shipment was delivered, you would have the money to expand both your clientele and the reach of your travels. All six of you were praying to whomever might be listening that everything would go over without a hitch.
Taking your place in the pilot's seat, you turned off the autopilot and expertly steered the ship into the queue to await your turn at the security gate that hovered above the planet.
You'd never been to this planet, but many of the foods and drinks you enjoyed on Earth originated from here, so you hoped you'd have time to enjoy the sights and tastes.
When you reached the gate, you were surprised to see a human officer instead of an Azerulan. The exhausted-looking female gave your phoney information a mere cursory glance after discovering the credits embedded in the code of the documents. A quick tap had the money landing in her personal account without trace and she waved you on through.
The grin on your face was wide as you docked in the designated hangar and turned to your crew.
"We've been planning this for months now, everyone knows where they're going and what they're doing. Don't forget, if things look suspicious, say the codeword through our private comm line and we'll retreat back here. Any questions?"
Five pairs of eager eyes watched you excitedly, but none voiced any concerns.
"Alright, let's get this show on the road."
As you disembarked the bright silver of Azerulas' three moons lit the hangar bay like it was daytime. Gazing around in awe, it took mere seconds for you to realise that most of the things you'd heard about this planet's inhabitants were the results of misinformation.
The Azerulans were far less humanoid than you'd been told, each alien bearing two extra arms and glowing multi-coloured eyes. They sported a variety of different skin colours and wore minimal clothing. Mouthfuls of sharp needle-like teeth flashed around you in conversation or laughter, and long forked tongues darted out to moisten dry lips. They were also incredibly tall, the shortest in your immediate sight measuring a good seven feet.
Taking a deep breath, you locked down your ship and activated the theft alarms. Then you set out, your crew falling in behind you as you exited the hangar bay and entered the city.
Your senses were immediately assailed with bright flashing lights and an overwhelming mix of smells that made your eyes water. This had not been at all what you were expecting of the calm-looking blue planet, and it caught you off guard slightly.
Recovering quickly, you turned and spoke to the others in a low voice.
"This place is far busier than we were planning for, so make sure you stay with your partner at all times. We can't afford for anyone to get lost, especially if we have to make a hasty retreat. Got it?"
Everyone nodded and you smiled. "Now, let's get this show on the road!"
The others dispersed as blonde-haired Soobin fell in beside you. You smiled at him but neither of you spoke, fully focused on the task at hand.
After a good half-mile trek through the massive city, you reached your destination: a bar named Star 1117. Taking a deep breath, you pushed the door open and stepped inside.
The bar was surprisingly empty for this hour of the evening, you'd thought the place would be bustling. Perhaps your client was rich enough to buy the place out for the night and keep your transaction completely private.
You could almost feel the tension radiating off of Soobin and knew that he was just as uneasy as you. Something about all this just didn't feel right, like you were walking into a trap. So you both kept a hand on your guns, ready to pull them out at a moment's notice.
"There you are!" A familiar voice declared as you stepped into the bar's expansive storage room. "I was wondering if you were actually going to show up."
The masked face of your client, who had only ever given his name as JK, greeted you with a sharp smile. His dark eyes glittered with some indiscernible emotion.
"My apologies." You and Soobin bowed smoothly in greeting. "There was quite a line at the security gate."
JK chuckled. "Understandable. Azerulas is approaching peak tourist season, so traffic is picking up. Now, do you have what I asked for?"
You nodded. "I do. My crew has it ready to bring in as soon as I see you've brought the money."
"Pretty AND smart! I'm looking forward to doing more business with you."
JK motioned to one of the men behind him who stepped forward and opened the digipak on the table. The pak's holoscreen lit up, showing that it did indeed hold the promised three thousand credits.
"Satisfied?" JK asked, running a hand through his vivid purple hair.
You smiled. "I am." Tapping the watch on your wrist, you opened the private comm line and called for Yeonjun and Huening Kai to bring the package.
A few moments later the duo arrived, a large steel crate swinging between them.
"Two shock guns, a dozen untraceable bombs, and a sniper laser gun. It's all here, just as you requested."
"Very good. You've given me such good service, I almost hate to do this…." JK's voice trailed off as a metal door slid down in front of him.
Before any of you could even think of moving, an explosion sounded immediately in front of you, followed by another to your left, a third to your right, and a fourth from behind you. Heat blossomed everywhere, rapidly filling the room with fire, and you dazedly felt yourself fall to the concrete. Your ears rang as the flames steadily grew, and smoke began to gather in your lungs. You coughed dryly, trying to find your crew as you felt your consciousness begin to fade. You saw Soobin and Yeonjun lying together in a heap, with an arm sticking out from beneath them that you desperately hoped belonged to Huening Kai. Spots danced before your eyes, blending together into a dark curtain that shrouded your vision as you passed out.
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You were brought back to wakefulness by a hand pressing gently against your forehead. Your eyes slowly fluttered open, vision blurry until you blinked a few times. You were greeted by the startling sight of an Azerulan male’s face mere inches from your own and jerked back slightly, a hoarse cry scraping your raw throat. The male looked at you apologetically, leaning back to give you space.
“Wh-Where am I?” You asked, afraid that the alien was an associate of JK. “Where’s my crew?”
"They are safe. Do not worry, my friends are tending them as we speak." The Azerulan smiled and continued. "My name is Yunho. My friends and I saw you go in before the explosions, so when they went off and none of you had come back out we grew concerned and ran to see if you needed assistance."
Gratitude filled you as you smiled back at him. "Thank you Yunho. My name is Y/N, and it seems my crew and I owe our lives to you and your friends."
Yunho stood from his seat, all four hands raised in protest. "Nonsense, we were simply doing what any respectable citizens would do. Though I will say, it's not every day I get to rescue a pretty little human."
You blushed, not used to such compliments. Yunho excused himself to go see how his friends were faring with your crew, leaving you alone to process the recent chain of events.
It was clear now JK had set you up from the start, probably itching to get his hands on the bounties for the six of you. Space pirates were a scourge across all the universes, but you and your crew were the most notorious ones to ever exist. This was mainly due to the fact that the government could never catch you no matter how hard they tried, and so the rewards for proof of your death had skyrocketed the longer you evaded capture.
Unbidden, your thoughts suddenly turned to Yunho, and you wondered if his friends were as attractive as he was. You'd be lying if you said you hadn't fleetingly considered jumping his bones once you got over your initial shock of seeing him.
At six feet tall Yunho was the shortest Azerulan you'd seen so far, but he was by far the best looking in your opinion. His skin was a rich forest green with lighter green undertones and hints of brown in shadowed places. His eyes were a mix of blue and yellow with slit pupils and he wore only a long moss-green loincloth, leaving his sculpted torso bare. Elegant gold tattoos sprawled across his chest, arms and legs; an indicator that he held a fairly high position in Azerulas' society.
You shook your head, trying to clear it of the not-so-innocent thoughts floating through it. Yunho had saved you and your crew from death, tended your injuries and given you a place to stay. It would be incredibly inappropriate to repay those kindnesses by trying to get with him. Besides, he probably already had a girlfriend. There was no way a hottie like him was still single.
The next day Yeonjun and Huening Kai both woke up, and you were able to go visit them. That same morning Taehyun and Beomgyu had run into one of Yunho's friends and were brought back to the place you were staying. You were beyond thrilled to see them, relieved that they'd been unharmed. It was during reunion visit that Yunho came to inform you what was going on in the aftermath of the explosions.
JK had slipped from the burning building unseen, then went around telling everyone he'd dispatched the most infamous pirates. He'd even somehow managed to come up with some convincing photographic proof and ran off to some distant planet with the reward money.
You weren't quite sure how you felt, being presumed dead and all. None of you were actually, and it seemed Yunho could tell this, as he said the six of you could stay until you figured out what was next.
You never imagined you'd want to give up pirating so easily, but all of you had just been handed fresh starts on a golden platter and you would all be fools not to take them. So when Soobin woke up a few days later, you all sat down to figure out what to do.
Huening Kai had never gotten to fulfil his dream of going to college, so he decided that he'd like to finally go through with it. Beomgyu liked this idea as well, and said that he'd tag along.
Yeonjun and Soobin, who'd been dancing around their feelings for each other for an unbearably long time, finally decided to take the plunge and start dating. They weren't quite sure where they would go, but said they'd figure it out together.
Taehyun wanted to go back and visit his family, then travel to some of the places he'd always wanted to see.
As for you, you had no clue at all what you wanted to do with your life. You had no family to speak of, and no real ambitions that had been put on hold. Yunho, ever the gracious host, allowed you to continue staying even after the boys had all left.
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In the silent days that followed, your initial attraction to Yunho grew stronger. And though you were no expert on alien behaviours, you started seeing some signs that maybe he was starting to feel something for you too.
It all came to a head one day when you accidentally left the bathroom door unlocked while you were taking a shower. You were taking your time under the steamy water, letting your thoughts run wild, when you heard a gasp from the doorway.
Your head whipped around, realising your mistake as soon as you saw Yunho frozen in surprise, a dark blush colouring his cheeks. Your hands flew to cover your private areas, silently cursing yourself for not double-checking that the door was locked.
You could clearly see the conflicting emotions in Yunho's eyes as he tried to figure out how to handle the situation. From somewhere deep inside of you came the mental image of him taking you in the shower, and it had your thighs pressing together.
Movement pulled your attention back to Yunho and you felt your heart lurch at the sight of him stalking towards you, yellow-blue eyes darkened with lust. He ripped his loincloth off in one smooth motion, the action sending a wave of heat straight to your core.
He flung the shower door open so violently it snapped off its hinges and clattered to the floor. Yunho's bulk filled the shower, pressing you against the back wall. You looked up, feeling incredibly small as he towered over you. One hand came up to caress your cheek as he began to speak.
"I've tried to hold back my feelings, you are a guest in my house and I do not wish to disrespect you. It became harder when it seemed that you reciprocated those feelings. But this…this was the final straw. If you are amenable, allow me to express my feelings to you."
You could feel your body practically vibrating with want. You'd never craved for anyone as much as you did for Yunho in this moment. And so you spoke the words he waited to hear.
"Please, Yunho, make me yours."
The Azerulan needed no further provocation, two of his arms immediately lifting you off your feet so he could claim your mouth in a searing kiss. Your arms wrapped around his neck as you kissed back, a thrill fluttering through you when his sharp teeth grazed your lower lip.
"The shower is not an appropriate place for such activities, little one. You will get sick when the water turns cold. Come, let me take you somewhere more suitable."
You nodded your assent, and he began to carry you out of the bathroom. As he walked, his other two hands began exploring your body. One cupped your breast, tweaking and pinching your nipple. The other slipped two fingers inside you, punching a moan from your lungs as your head flew back.
Yunho chuckled. "Your moans are as cute as the rest of you. Don't hold back, let me hear all of them."
His mouth found yours again as he pushed into his room and laid you on the bed. A forked tongue poked at your lips and you parted them, allowing him in.
After a bit you had to part for air, a string of saliva extending between the two of you.
"May I taste you, sweet one?"
"Yes, p-please!" You begged, desperate to know how his tongue would feel.
A smirk crossed his face and two hands gripped your thighs, spreading your legs and kneeling on the floor. As you looked on, you saw him do something you'd had no idea he could do: His tongue, which was far longer than any human's, suddenly split down its centre, effectively creating two tongues.
A gasp fell from your lips as you felt one slip into each of your holes, going further than any fingers ever could. You could feel your high rapidly approaching and choked out a warning to Yunho, who immediately stopped eating you out.
You opened your mouth to complain, but he shushed you.
"Surely you're stronger than that. You can be a good human and hold out till I cum, can't you?"
You'd never held back your orgasm before, but for Yunho you would catch the moon if he asked, so you were certainly going to try.
"Yes, I'll h-hold it! Please I need you inside me!"
"As you wish, little one."
Without further preamble, Yunho began to slowly slide into you. The cry that left you was akin to a scream, his girth bigger than anything you'd taken before. The skin of his length was covered with bumps and ridges that offered extra pleasure as he began to thrust into you at a steady pace.
"Oh g-god, you're so big, gonna break me."
Yunho leaned over, engulfing your smaller frame as he did so. One half of his tongue slid out to curl around the shell of your ear.
"You love being stuffed full like this, don't you? You'd love to be split open on my dick, wouldn't you?"
Goosebumps rose all over your body and you felt your high rushing forward once more.
"Harder Yunho, please. Want you to ruin me!"
At your words Yunho let out a growl that would have been utterly terrifying in any other situation, but in this instance only served to pull a loud moan from you as he began pounding into you so hard the bed started to bang against the wall.
In the midst of all this, you felt something prodding your other hole and realised it was one of his hands slipping inside. One finger went in, then another and another, until finally his entire fist was shoved inside you and began to move. At this you did scream, eyes rolling back as your mind went blank and all remaining thoughts turned fuzzy.
By the time Yunho's hips began to stutter, you had been reduced to a babbling mess incapable of producing any kind of coherent sentence. Once more he leaned over you and whispered into your ear.
"You can cum now, little one. Cum all over my cock for me."
Your mouth stretched wide in a silent scream, your body locking up as the world went white and the most intense orgasm you'd ever had washed over you. You barely registered the sound of Yunho cursing and the feeling of his seed spreading inside you, too lost in the post-orgasmic bliss.
When you came back to yourself you found Yunho lying beside you, gently rubbing your side where a strange mark now rested.
"Wha's that?" You asked, words slurring as though you were drunk.
Yunho smiled softly. "It is a special symbol among our people, a sign of our love-bond to each other. It is very similar to the human concept of marriage, though we do not hold such grand ceremonies to celebrate it."
Your smile mirrored his as you curled into him and felt all four arms wrap around you.
"I think I like this better." You murmured sleepily. "Who needs some expensive ceremony anyway?"
Yunho laughed quietly, pressing a kiss to the top of your head before joining you in blissful slumber.
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Jolting awake you bolted into a sitting position, eyes darting about wildly. Where were you? What had happened to Yunho? Why were you in a library?
Then reality came rushing back and the fear left your body. Seonghwa had spoken rightly when he said you would forget what was real the deeper you went. Even now, a part of you wanted to dive right back into the book and find Yunho.
Shaking your head, you lifted the key that had appeared in your palm. It was gold, decorated with deep green emeralds. It joined the first two and you stood, catching your breath as you pondered your next move.
Perhaps it would be best to get the worst over with before you were fully sucked into the false realities. Yes, you decided, the Horror section would be next.
Let's get this over with.
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sexymanxisuma · 1 year ago
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Masterpost of all aus, fics and series that have been tagged on this blog
if you enjoy any of these, please feel encouraged to go check out the blogs tagged and check out more of their stuff! ^-^
#shep dbh au <- the detroit become human au that @shepscapades has that is in the form of comics and other drawings as well (think like doodles and wips ^-^)
#the silver sun <- a xisuma centric fic that @thathermitweirdo and art that is made inspired by the fic
#tastes like coffee <- an ethubs fic that xisuma shows up in by @thatonewatercat
#hunger au <- posts about the fic lost in the dark (he's got a heavy heart) by @definitelynotshouting that is a grian fic where grian goes through a lot of stuff and xisuma shows up in the fic. heavy tags
#vampire au <- so far just one post by @thathermitweirdo talking about writing vampire hunter xisuma ^-^
#it spreads au <- a comic series by @foxxology where grian becomes corrupted by skulk during s9 and xisuma shows up
#creaturfication au <- an au by @evenmoreevil & @applestruda
#sporelings au <- an au by @sporelings-au that takes place during s7 where grian is mother spore and the other resistance members are his kids and doc is his partner. xisuma shows up and is lovingly referred to as uncle egg by the sporelings ^-^
#meiy'ia <- a pirate fic and art by @kitsunespawz where xisuma is the captain of the ship. there is hermitshipping in it
#space outlaws <- a hermitcraft space au by @martuzzio that has art and a fic called my reality, yours
#starred water au <- an au by @kingscourthouse that includes both xisuma and evil xisuma
#little big hermitcraft <- a little big planet au by @slime-gods
#iris au <- an interactive au on the blog @ask-the-iris-au-hermits
#apricity au <- an au by @isolarya which includes watcher lore and traffic series
#the swap au <- a post double life au by @arthropod-concoctions where the soulmates end up swapping places. xisuma shows up during in the fic, which is called and why are you british now?
#spicy chicken au <- a fantasy au by @mojo-chojo (and their mutuals, followers and anons) with various comics and fics. this au has hermitshipping elements ^-^
#hot guy aquarium au <- a merfolk x superhero au on @officalhotguyaquarium where xisuma is the owner of the aquarium ^-^
#black rose au <- a four part series by @cobradoesmcyt that is set in s6
#diverging future <- a fic by @bunnyloverqueen where xisuma adopts grian and jimmy as children. evil xisuma is in the fic too. heavy tags.
#mini tango au <- an au by @mysteriousmoss about tango having a clone/son. evil xisuma appears in some art for the au
#void duo hero au <- a superhero au by @kiwinatorwaffles that has both art and fics. this au includes both xisuma and evil xisuma
#hc scp au <- a scp au by @rosego1dd
#daau <- a desert alien au by @stiffyck that xisuma is a part of ^-^
#tcpootw <- the curtains pulled out of the wall is a fic by @meteormoss about etho cleo and bdubs. xisuma is only mentioned in asks i believe (i haven't finished reading the fic yet so sorry if im wrong ^-^). a bit heavier fic.
#tamacrafters au <- an au by @hybbart where players spawn in as eggs and then hatch into lil creatures ^-^ this au is partially inspired by tamagotchi if i remember correctly (let me know if im wrong ^-^)
#jevin's egg disaster <- an au by @theminecraftbee inspired by the easter egg hunt that jevin put together in s9 where the eggs hatch and lil hermits run around the server ^-^
#private detective gem tasey <- a gem centric detective au by @kiwinatorwaffles
#featherweight au <- an au by @doctorsiren that xisuma and evil xisuma appear in
#featherswap au <- an au by @doctorsiren that xisuma and evil xisuma appear in
#commission competition <- an au by @stitchthesewords that is about etho and bdubs mainly. xisuma has appeared in it tho ^-^
#dry lightning au <- an au by @t3rm1n0s where an oc (koda) is created and their shenanigans on the server. xisuma appears in the au
#winter's rebirth <- a multifandom au by @mysteriousmoss that xisuma and evil xisuma appear in
#wall au <- a superhero au by @nullvoidface where cuteguy becomes the villain. xisuma appears in it. the fic is called And Now There's A Coldness (And It's Shaped Like Me)
#coastal town au <- an au by @solsearchingnights that is multi fandom. xisuma shows up in it.
#aadtd au <- an au by @sleepychaoticentity where both grian and zedaph are watchers on hermitcraft. xisuma is a part of this au
#kitsunes space pirates au <- a pirate au by @kitsunespawz where every server is a pirate ship and the admin of said server is the captain. both xisuma and evil xisuma are in this au
#odyssey craftpunk au <- an au by @gumptiomdog that both xisuma and evil xisuma are a part of
#hermitfold au <- a hermitcraft x dsmp au by @serendipitous-posts where c!jack manifold appears in hermitcraft s8 and ends up basing with zedaph. xisuma is a part of this au
#metal hearts au <- an au by @votederpycausemufins where mumbo and grian rebuild grumbot and jrumbot but as little robots, so they now have essentially 2 kids on the hermitcraft server. xisuma is in this au
#snapshot au <- an au by @doctorsiren where different hermits have been "snapped" and are evil robots (pls correct me if im wrong about this) both xisuma and evil xisum are in this au
#dadskall au <- an au by @doctorsiren where iskall is doom guy/used to be doomguy and is also xisuma & evil xisuma's dad because of being doomguy
#this is about a stuffed bird <- a fic written by @theminecraftbee where mumbo jumbo sets out on a mission to find grian after the world seemingly ends and he sees things that no one should ever see. evil xisuma is in this fic and there are mentions of xisuma
#hermit doomsday au <- an au on the @dailyxisumavoid blog where xisuma is surviving in a post apocalypse world and is finding other survivors along the way ^-^
#recks au <- an au by @wasyago that takes place in s8 with the concept of the builders are robots that the redstoners have made in a cyberpunky setting ^-^ both xisuma and evil xisuma present
#from the archives <- a the magnus archives au by @sixteenth-days that has multiple fics and has characters from multiple different smps. both xisuma and evil xisuma show up during the au.
#hermitcraft mermaid au <- an au by @remderance where xisuma is the owner of an oceanarium and ocean research center. different hermits in this au are different ocean creature mermaids like scar and pearl ^-^
#fallen london au <- an au by @redstone-sun that is multifandom and has multiple fics
#octopath au <- an au by @bathtea4 inspired by octopath 2
#SEN au <- an au by @tunastime around the fic Stretching Endless Nights. xisuma is mentioned in the fic and in some other posts about the au
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ilovebeingaturtle · 1 year ago
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uhh kala, mona, and ofc lotus blossom uwu for the maeverse au characters
YESSSSSS MY GIRLSSSSS OKAY RAMBLE FOR ALL INCOMING
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Kala is introduced to Maeverse super early on! In it’s hypothetical season two, she ends up on earth and be friends the turtles for a little mini arc, being one of their first exposures to the larger scale of the worldbuilding. Like in 87, her home in Dimension X is overrun by war and constant fighting that she just can’t stand, so when she’s on earth she gets practically addicted to the feeling of freedom and never wants to leave, especially when her and Mikey really hit it off due to her bubbly and fun loving personality. Eventually though, Dask and Zak show up and beg Kala for her help in the rebellion, and when faced with the fact her home is being destroyed while she’s out here enjoying herself, she reluctantly but determinedly leaves. She doesn’t appear again for a while, until Mikey meets her again when he ends up in Dimension X and discovers the full extent of what the Krang have been doing to Kalas home.
Oh, also Kala, Shini and Renet start a girl band-
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Next is Mona Lisa! She’s a human turned axolotl mutant, who was abducted one day by Captain Filch (who in this is a space pirate!) and even though she escapes, she stays in space both to put a stop to him and because, well. Out in space she knows she fits in with every other alien now. She’s scared of returning home, because she knows she won’t be able to get her own life back and she doesn’t want to face the potential rejection from her family at the sight of her as a mutant. It’s only after she meets Raphael and Filch is defeated that she eventually gets the courage to return to her planet. Outside of that though, she’s very much a trickster who loves making one liners, with a passion for science. Her and Raphael share a love for standing up and fighting against people in power doing the wrong thing, but she likes to take the long con, planned out route in contrast to Raphael just storming into things pfft
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And then finally! Lotus! Lotus is very new to Maeverse in comparison to Kala and Mona, so I don’t have tooooo much for her yet, but I already adore her inclusion to the worlds character roster AHA
Her backstory as of now is very, mysterious, in the sense that none of the characters really know anything about her, but she’ll always appear in episodes whenever the turtles least expect her. If they travel to a new location, there’s a 60% chance Lotus is already there. I posted her first sketch sheet a bit ago, but in that I basically said that the rule for her character is that she can be literally anywhere a plot is happening, it just needs to make sense that she could be hired by someone to get there. She’s not really an antagonist, it’s more of a playful “fancy seeing you here!” situation where her goals will either align with the turtles or clash, she’s not a bad person by any means and honestly has no hard feelings towards the turtles, she just makes it very clear she always prioritise her job.
Also yeah I just find the idea of them always randomly encountering her really funny-
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tae-cup · 4 years ago
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MASTERLIST
Key
Angst - (A)
Fluff - (F)
Mature (Violence) - (M)
Teens (swearing, mild violence) - (T)
Fave - (H)
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Series
Bury Me (COMPLETED)- Yoongi x Reader (A) (M) (F)
Mafia!au, Arranged Marriage!au
“Scattered 'cross my family line / I'm so good at telling lies / That came from my mother's side... God, I have my father's eyes..I can run, but I can't hide / From my family line” - Conan Gray (Family Line)
Mare Altius Quam - Yoonmin x Reader (H) (A) (F) (T)
Alien!au, Sci-fi!au, Poly!au 
After several months adrift in space, alone, your ship is pulled onto the planet of Marmoris.
Trust No One - OT7 x Reader (A) (H) (T)
Yandere themes, twisted characters, manipulation
Lies and deceit are nothing new for these people. Welcome to the world of trust no one. There’s so much you’ve yet to learn...
Marria is Missing - Simulacra and Sara is Missing meet Tumblr. (T) (H) (A)
Social Media Au. Warning: Disturbing content may be included. 
Can you solve the mystery? Search through Marria and Kim Seokjin’s phones to collect clues and evidence. 
Calcu-LATER - Kim Taehyung x Reader (F) (A) 
College au
Math never fails you. The numbers might not always make sense, but you know there must be a solution. Everything fits together like a perfect puzzle, like your tidy life and solitary living…until Kim Taehyung spills paint all over your notebook. He, quite literally, trips into your life.
Aeternae Luvenis - Jimin x Yoongi (A) (F) (H) 
wellness!au, Platonic!OT7
You can’t be young forever...right? 
Fragments of You - ??? x Reader (F) (H)
Choose your own adventure!, Amnesia!au
Who were they...and what did they mean to you?
Tata’s Spookytober Masterlist 2020
Spooky bts stories oooo
Down With The Ship (COMPLETED) - Jeon Jungkook x Reader (F) (T) (A) (H)
Pirate!au
~  Teaser | Part 1 | Part 2 (M?) | Part 3 (A)
Captain Jeon Jungkook; a beautiful mess of blood and gold. His greatest treasure, may also be his greatest downfall. 
The Pact  (COMPLETED) - Taehyung x Reader (F) (A) 
Nonidol!au
You made a pact with Taehyung; If you turn 26 and aren’t married, you’ll marry each other. Well, here you are; 26 and desperately single. Perhaps that was on purpose? Either way, you go to meet up with him, only to find a lot has changed since you last saw him in high school. Will you follow through?
Eternity and Euphoria (Indefinite Hiatus)  - Various BTS x Reader (F) (A)
Gods!BTS x Human (sometimes?) Reader
A series of short stories with Gods!BTS x reader. Very fluffy and cute  Edit: No, it’s very angsty by part 3. A little angst here and there. 
Night Terrors (COMPLETED) - OT7 x Reader (mystery) (A) (F) (M)
Every week, Saturday night, a killer strikes the small town of Cape Springs. The town is located in rural California and is practically frozen in time. Known for its small town life, the town holds a dark secret. Enter Bangtan Police Department. With their excellent crime solving skills, even this one has them stumped. Enter Y/N, a forensic scientist. As the clock ticks to Saturday night every week, Bangtan is in a dreaded race against time. Stop the killings and find out what is wrong with this small town.
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One Shots/Drabbles
JJK
~ Trust - Drabble (F)
~ My Silly Pet Human - A Series of Drabbles (F)
Reverse hybrid au!, Bunny!jk
Ah, humans are silly creatures.
~ Run - Oneshot (A) (F)
-He never enjoyed running until he met you, sadly, life has a way of taking a turn for the worst. 
~It Could Be Worse - Oneshot (A) (F)
-It could always be worse....just kidding, this was definitely the worst.
KTH
~The Last Great American Dynasty - Oneshot (A) (F)
A successful businessman meets a woman he never should have met.
~Through The Grapevine - Oneshot (F)
Kim’s Family Winery, a symbol of prestige and luxury, yet their finances are absolute shit.
~je te laisserai des mots - Oneshot (A) (F) (H)
You go back to where it all began....
KNJ
~Last Delivery - Drabble (F)
~Give Me Love - Oneshot (A) (F) 
You spent your life, destined to be alone, putting two pieces together. Suddenly, you meet someone that just refuses to be struck by your arrow.
PJM
~Take a Break - Drabble (F) (A)
~Visions of Gideon - Oneshot (F) (A)
Life moved so fast, but he could always slow it down for you.
~Old Money and Brooklyn Babies - Oneshot (A)
Yandere Themes
“Those summer nights seem long ago. And so is the girl you used to call The queen of New York City. But if you send for me, you know I'll come. And if you call for me, you know I'll run” - Lana Del Rey (Old Money)
MYG
~The Empty Piano - Drabble (F)
~Candle - Oneshot (A) (Trigger Warning) (H)
You met him at the lowest point in your life. He was your candle, your light, and he helped you fly to the clouds.
~Have a Merry Christmas :) - Yoongi - Oneshot (F)
The littlest of gestures have the biggest impact <3
JHS
~Welcome To Wonderland - Oneshot (F) (A) (H)
You’ve spent the last five years down the rabbit hole, lost in his eyes, now, you only see him in your dreams.
~Sunrise - Drabble (F)
KSJ
~Stay - Drabble (F)
~Ghosts - Drabble (A)
~A Mile In My Shoes - Oneshot (F) (Platonic!Seokjin x reader) (H)
You hate Kim Seokjin, that arrogant bastard, and he hates you just as much...right?
More coming soon!
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crystallized-iron · 4 years ago
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Fic Recs
I really don’t read as much as I should, but there have been some really great ones. MCU and X-Men recs under the read more.
I think... if I counted right, this is 25 recs here. I may have gotten carried away a little bit. Enjoy.
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Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Kellyscams Rating: Explicit
Steve's just moved back to Brooklyn after spending ten years in California trying to make a life for himself as an artist right after high school. Having escaped to the other side of the country following the sudden death of his mother, Steve feels guilty about abruptly leaving all his friends for so long, unfulfilled, scared and nervous about started college at his age, and unbelievably lonely. So when he meets Bucky Barnes, a young sex-worker, at a bar the night before his first day of classes, temptations might be too high to resist.
One night paying for sex with the most sinfully gorgeous guy is nothing to brag to the papers about, huh?
S'not like he'll ever see him again anyway...
...Right?
And we pulled each other like gravity by hllfire Rating: Explicit
Erik accompanies Charles, Crown Prince of the Xavier Empire, to his first diplomatic meeting on the planet Themis, where he finds out something about the Prince and they end up talking about the past and how their paths had crossed before.
Fill for the Day 1 of Cherik Week: Space AU.
Bitter Sweet by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Teen
Bucky comes home from the war, finds out he has a daughter he never knew existed and now he must cope with life after the war while taking care of her.
Alternate timeline where Bucky's rescued after falling from the train, but Steve was never told and goes into the ice anyway.
Broken by NotEvenCloseToStraight Rating: Explicit
It took months of therapy for Bucky to break his Winter Soldier conditioning, and Steve was there for him, encouraging him to talk about his past, his fears, his time as the Soldier. And Bucky talked about everything-- except why the barest mention of an Alpha makes him panic. When Steve brings Bucky home, Alpha!Tony is ready to welcome Bucky with open arms and wings, but Bucky can't look at him, can't be in the same room without his wings flaring out to keep the Alpha away, a broken Omega panicking in the presence of a strong Alpha. But Tony is a good Alpha, and the team pulls together to help Bucky, showing him what it means to be loved, to be healthy and whole, and one day when Tony holds his hand out, Bucky trusts him enough to take it. And Bucky realizes that with a family behind him, with the safety hes found in the Omegas, the companionship from the Betas, and the unconditional love from the Alpha--HIS alpha, he isn’t broken at all. But with a team like the Avengers, tragedy is never far off, and this one rocks the family to their core. How can they fix the broken pieces of their lives when their Alpha is gone?
Close to you, I’m home by OneWithoutAName Rating: Teen
As Erik is searching the manor, he finds something strange in the attic. He knows that he needs to go to Charles, if he wants some answers. After all, why would there be a nest in a small dusty attic room, when there were countless rooms with ridiculously soft beds all around the manor?
Goodbye Brothers by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Teen
A look at Dum-e during the events of Iron Man 3 and beyond.
It’s Not What You Think... by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Teen
Bucky walks in on Tony dirty talking in the lab but it's not what he thinks.
Letters to Bucky by NotEvenCloseToStraight Rating: Explicit
Stuck in rehab after a near-fatal accident, Tony reaches out via letters to a soldier overseas, and Bucky is more than happy to write back, drawn to Tony for a reason he can't quite name. One or two letters turn into a years worth, then come the phone calls, with Tony quickly realizing that Bucky's voice, with that rolling Brooklyn accent might be his new favorite sound. When Bucky shows up unannounced at Tony's door, one thing leads to another and maybe a confession or two is made. But Bucky's tour overseas isn't over yet, not even close, and they have months more of distance between them. Then Bucky disappears, missing in action, and Tony doesn't know if he will ever get his soldier back. And if Bucky DOES make it home, will he be the same boy from Brooklyn who sent Tony love poems, or has his time away and his injuries changed him for good?
BONUS CHRISTMAS CHAPTER ADDED 12/10/18
Let your light shine by OneWithoutAName Rating: Teen
Inspired by Moomin TV series from 1990 and the episodes “The invisible friend” and “The invisible Child”. It’s the start of the summer break and Erik, a 13 year old boy living in a small house with his mother in the outskirts a small(ish) English town, is stuck in home because of the rain. The evening seems to get interesting though, when a strange man arrives with an invisible telepath boy and asks them to help him become visible again.
Loving a Vampire by Feelingsinwinter Rating: Mature
In the 19th century, Tony is a greatly appreciated and skilled inspector. His dire need to find the murderers and killers to every case he is given is well known among the people and while it doesn’t always help him to get the answers he needs, at least it makes it easier to convince people to talk to him. When Mary Ann Nichols is found dead, Tony Stark doesn’t know the investigation will put his life in harm’s way, put his marriage with one James Buchanan Barnes on shaky ground and shove him in a situation he wasn’t ready to face.
When a murderer does their best to earn the name of a monster, Tony is ready to do anything to stop them.
My beacon in a storm that is the world by OneWithoutAName Rating: Teen
Erik hated this planet. And he had seen a few along the years as a pilot of the most troublesome research team that had ever existed.
Or, they find a new alien species and Erik catches a bad case of feelings ragarding his relationship with Charles.
Of Broken Dreams and Mended Hearts by Kellyscams Rating: Explicit
When the House of Barnes is left in massive debt after the death of George Barnes, their oldest son and heir, Bucky, is forced to sacrifice his own hopes and dreams by entering an arranged married to Steve Rogers. Steve seems kind enough, has a prominent job in the government, and was even voted Society's Best Catch. But the House Rogers is significantly higher in status than Bucky's family, which means Bucky is marrying up in Society, and marrying up doesn't only come with rewards, it also comes with certain...expectations and losses--some of which Bucky might be willing to do anything to avoid. And those opportunities might come his way.
Unless, of course, he actually starts falling in love with his new husband...
Pirates Heart by NotEvenCloseToStraight Rating: Explicit
The 1700s, the Golden Age of Piracy, and Captain Steve Rogers has all he wants: a ship, a loyal crew, Bucky at his side, and the horizon offering a new adventure everyday. But an impulsive kiss gone wrong leads to a marriage between Steve and Tony Stark, and now Steve doesn't know what to do about ANYTHING. Steve loves Bucky, but something about Tony draws him in. Tony is too innocent for this life, but he picks up a sword anyway. Bucky is Steve's, but when he offers his hand to Tony and now the three of them are something new. When the truth about Steve's mission to ruin the Stark name comes out, Tony runs away, leaving Steve and Bucky behind in search of answers to the secrets hidden from him his whole life-- about his company, about Uncle Obie, about his parents death.
Steve and Bucky cant abandon their mission against Stane and Tony cant deal with the answers he finds in New York. Is this the end? Is Tony gone forever? Or will he leave his old life and return to the sea and the Pirates that hold his heart?
**BONUS CHAPTER ADDED 2/4/19!!** **BONUS CHAPTER ADDED 5/15/20!!**
Random Encounter by g33kyclassic Rating: Explicit
Charles is just a typical London commuter...until he sees the most gorgeous man on earth standing a few feet away from him.
Regret is in the past by OneWithoutAName Rating: Teen
Six years after first class, the cold war escalates and the missiles are fired, destroying the world as it was known. Those who managed to live, fight for survival against each other and against the living dead. One would think that the mutants have advantage, but Shaw was wrong in his assumption that the radiation would make them stronger. On the contrary, it made them weaker, their powers only half of what they used to be. In this world of waste land, Erik and what’s left of the brotherhood are trying to survive. It’s five years later, they are cornered by the zombies while they were trying to gather supplies in abandoned town. The situation seems hopeless, until a silver haired boy appears out of nowhere and tells them to be ready to run.
Small Indiscretions (Can Save the World) by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Teen
Captain Steve Rogers has defeated the Red Skull but lost his own life in the process, leaving behind a grieving Peggy and guilt-ridden Howard Stark. After looking to Howard for comfort following her great loss, Peggy finds herself facing the scariest mission she’s ever encountered: motherhood.
While this news is devastatingly unwanted for Peggy, Howard sees this as a golden opportunity to give his bride Maria the child she never thought she could have. With a little convincing and promises that she won’t have to be involved with the child’s life if she doesn’t want to be, Peggy agrees to keep and have the baby for the Starks, own personal comfort be damned. She wasn't planning on it being so hard, or finding someone she didn't want to lie to along the way. AKA what if Peggy Carter was more than just Tony Stark’s badass aunt?
The Consequence of Hiding by g33kyclassic Rating: Explicit
Charles is completing his PhD at Oxford when he finds himself in dire need of a new job to support himself and Raven. Erik is a grumpy Mutant Student Counsellor who has yet to fill his student assistant position. Enter Prof. MacTaggert and her matchmaking ways to bring her student and her friend together (in platonic, professional compatibility, of course). Will things stay platonic for Charles and Erik? Only time will tell.
The Funeral by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Teen
Tony attends the viewing and funeral of his parents. The other members of the company's board are not amused by his actions there.
The Risks by OneWithoutAName Rating: Teen
Inspired by post on Tumblr It takes Erik by surprise how Mystique doesn't seem to remember just how much Charles has done and risked for them, for their kind. But it seems that Erik wasn't quite aware of the risks either.
The Robot Who Could Feel Pain by slightly_salty_ace Rating: Teen
In which Tony leaves Afghanistan more machine than human. Or rather, Iron Man leaves Afghanistan. To the world, Tony Stark is dead.
Or...
Steve is convinced that Iron Man is just a robot with sass because the future is a strange place and he's stopped questioning things.
But when someone from Tony Stark's past returns, putting Iron Man in danger, Steve is forced to start asking questions. Specifically questions about his feelings towards a certain red and gold robot.
The Shared Dream by TurtleTotem Rating: Teen
Charles's cryo-pod malfunctions and wakes him up a century before everyone else. Will he spend the rest of his life alone on a ship full of sleepers? (A Passengers AU.)
The Soldier by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Explicit - Read Warning and Tags!
There's something wrong with Bucky. Something very wrong and it may have dire consequences for his friends and loved ones.
Time Falls Away by NotEvenCloseToStraight Rating: Mature
The Battle of New York: Tony flies himself and the nuke through the wormhole and when his suit shuts down and he starts to fall, he knows he's going to die. But then he wakes up in an alley in Brooklyn, two strangers staring down at him in confusion and Tony is sure he is dreaming when he shakes hands first with pre-serum Steve Rogers, and then Bucky Barnes. Trapped in 1942, Tony befriends Steve, and falls in love with Bucky but America is at war, and Bucky and Steve ship out to join the cause. Tony knows all the stories about the Howling Commandos and knows what’s coming for the soldiers, and has to live through history as first Bucky falls, and then Steve disappears. Tony is left alone in the 40's, crying himself to sleep in the house he had shared with his best friend and his lover. But then he wakes up on the pavement in New York, the Hulk roaring in his face, Steve staring down at him, and he has to wonder if it was all a hallucination. When Tony fell through the sky, did he fall through time as well? Why does Steve act so cold towards him? Were he and Bucky really that happy together?
Did it all really happen, or is Tony in love with a life he can only have in his dreams?
We want the same thing by hllfire Rating: Mature
Charles is locked up underground, where his telepathy won't be a problem, deemed too dangerous now to be kept free. Erik pays a visit.
Fill for the Day 2 of Cherik Week: Dark!Charles.
Your Love Alone Is Not Enough by LadyDarkPhoenix Rating: Explicit - Read Warning and Tags!
In an alternative post Civil War, Clint and Bucky fell in love and tried to make a life together. But then Thanos happened and Clint embraced the darkness within himself trying to cope with all his loss.
This is how after Bucky returned, Clint still can't cope with what happened and who he's become. How even though he seems to have it all, his own mind is his now his greatest enemy. Bucky tries to help but how do you help someone that doesn't believe he should be saved?
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animatronic5 · 5 years ago
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The link above is for my Fanfiction.net profile. 1. A sequel to my story, LoZ: Hyrule Heroes, involving Link and Malon's kids, Lyn and Mel, trying to rescue Zeldas sonn Prince Scott, from a ressurrected Vaati and Zant from TP. Along their journey, they travel with a young Rito girl named Sarah, Erma, (the witch from the first story), the desperate Midna who's trying to reclaim her throne, and Flynn's pup, Zeke. A side-plot in the story would be Link and his companions from the first story protecting Hyrule Castle, and Zelda, from Zant and Vaatis incoming forces. 2. A harem crossover, Dragonball Z and Chrono Trigger, involving an OC, Ayla, Maron, (Krillins Ex, not his daughter), Launch, and a few other single women in these universes. The plot I've thought of so far is a young man from the future who ends up travelling through time, and thus, meets the many hot women who fall in love with him. 3. AvP, a female predator named Tia'ra and a male human named Max are trapped on a prison planet with many other humans and aliens. As they try to find a way to escape, as well as fall in love, they meet a Xenomorph whose been experimented on and given human speech and thought, a little girl whose been wrongfully taken there, a woman and her pet Xenomorph, (note, this is my character Violet and Xander from my story, the Android and The Mutant), and a male cyborg, the group find out about a plot that threatens to destroy the universe. 4. OFF, Batter x Queen AU. The Judge sends a regretful Batter to a time before Hugo lead his world to ruin, and thus, starts to form a relationship with the Queen. 5. A continuation of my story, UnderFell Mob. In this, Frisk is now an adult, working with her monster family to maintain peace. Soon, a new menace rears its head to threaten Frisk and those she cares about. 6. Godzilla Apocalypse Story involving OCs, humans and monsters from Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra and King Kong movies. When the world is turned into a wasteland, it's up to a small group of humans to try and create peace between the monsters and themselves. When Ling Ghidorah threatens the last of humanity, it may be up to a certain radioactive creature to maintain peace. 7. Invader Zim X Gaz AU, if this one wins, or if I ever decide to do it in the future, I might do another poll on where you'd want the setting for this AU to be. 8. Tom, Toonamis glorious host, is sent on a Sci-Fi adventure that will have him meet several faces. And they're all his own! (Basically, our current Tom ends up stranded on a desert planet with a new larger, more mobile version of SARA, Georgia the worm, and Clyde 56s, and they end up finding the factory that built Tom, and in doing so, they find the previous models of Tom, but discover that they have their own personalities!) 9. An OC ends up on a cosmic adventure with Quenn Tyr'ahnee, (aka: The Martian Queen on Duck Dodgers). On their journey, the two fall in love as they are chased down by a group of space pirates, (who may or may not look like classic Looney Tunes villains). 10. Years into the future, the Teen Titans, (comic versions mostly), are now lead by a new generation. The son of Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, the daughter of Dick Grayson and Starfire, the daughter of Raven and Garfield Logan, an ageing Victor Stone, the grandson of Slade Wilson, and an orphaned monster find themsleves coming together to carry on the legacy of the Titans before them... 11. A crossover between Super Mario Odyssey, and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. In the story, set in an AU, A weakened Ganon creates a spell that merges his world with the one housing a certain Italian plumber. When he forms a shakey alliance with Bowser, it's up to 2 heroes to save the day. A plumber with his talking cap, and the Hero with the sword that seals the darkness must save their world's from the Koopa King, and the Demon Lord... 12. Who loves Smash Bros? I Do! So I thoight, why not make it into an actual story? Keep In mind, due to so many characters In the games, and several games at that, I made it a more simple plot by making my own that's loosely based on the first game. I will have various characters from certain games In it though. Some as heroes, some as villains, and some as side characters. In my story, a dimensional rift created by Master Hand brings various worlds together. This includes the Mario Bros, Sonic the Hedgehog, Link, Fox Mccloud, Samus Aron, Solid Snake, Megaman, Kirby, Red and his pokemon, Ness, Lucas, Donkey Kong, Pit, (aka Kid Iccarus), and Captain Falcon. Characters such as Bayonetta, Lucas, Banjo Kazooie, various Princesses, the Wario Bros, (Yes, I'm putting Waluigi in there), will be forced to hold up together while our heroes work to stop Master Hand and his minions. 13. Mad Marvel. A Mad Max style universe involving various Marvel characters. For my main leads, Spiderman with his Karen AI, She-Hulk, (note that I'm toying with the idea of Spider-Man and she hulk as a couple for this story) Iron Man, Captain Marvel, Wasp, and Thor. The villains would be an immortal Joe version of Thanos, Hela, Magneto, Red Skull, MODOK, Dr. Doom and Abomination. Other characters like the X-Men, Deadpool, the Hulk, and other Avengers would pop up in other groups. The main one is the characters I listed. 14. Spiderman: Great Power. A very loose adaptation of the PS4 game. It has variations, like the action, and certain changes to the story. Such as Peter having his AI Karen and his drone from SM: Homecoming, Peter is in a relationship with She Hulk, he is friends with the Avengers, and side characters like Ned being involved on the side lines. 15. A Ben 10/ Fallout harem romance story. It loosely follows the combined plots of Fallout 3 and 4. An alternate Ben's universe is destroyed by a black hole, and so Paradox, feeling bad for him, sends him to an alternate dimension where he was unknowingly killed by an insane pyronite. Ben is brought to a fallout style dimension where various alien species have come to the Earth before and after the nukes turned it into a wasteland. As Ben works to save this world from being torn apart, he also finds himself in a harem style relationship with various woman from the series. Influenced by the story, "Ben's Harem", by GreyKing46. 16. A Smash Bros AU. In this story, Samus Aran is the captain of a group of space mercs. This team consists of Aran, Sonic from Mobius, a Pikachu tested in in a lab, a baby Metroid, Link as a Luke Skywalker type character as boy coming from a backwater planet, Mario as a space mechanic, Fox Mccloud, a cyborg version of Snake, Megaman and and Kirby as a mysterious space outlaw. 17. A fantasy story maybe? When a feared yet gentle barbarian is taken hostage by a tribe of ogres, he is soon thrown into an adventure involving high stakes danger, and romance. He soon finds himself in a relationship with several females! Yeah, trying to delve into harem style storytelling. He finds himself with an orc warrior, a runaway dwarf princess, a human thief, an enslaved centaur, a flirtatious elf, a hard headed goblin and a shy nymph. 18. A simple romance story where Peter Parker, Spider-Man, and Jennifer Walters, She-Hulk, become a couple, fighting against various enemies as members of the Avengers.
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The Makings of Greatness: Prologue
So here’s the Sanders’ Sides Treasure Planet AU! Hope y’all enjoy! And thanks for 1,000 followers!!!<3
Fandom: Sanders’ Sides
Pairing: platonic logince, platonic moxiety, platonic anxeit, familial ThVi
Tags/Warnings (for this chapter): brief descriptions of violence, steampunk technology, Virgil is adorable
Ko-fi
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Masterlist
Prologue  Ch 1  Ch 2  Ch 3  Ch 4  Ch 5  Ch 6  Ch 7  Ch 8  Ch 9  Ch 10  Ch 11  Ch 12  Ch 13  Ch 14  Ch 15  Ch 16  Ch 17
PROLOGUE
“On the clearest of nights, when the winds of the Etherium were calm and peaceful, the great merchant ships with their cargos of Arcturian sura crystals felt safe and secure.” A large, bright wooden ship sailed through open space, drifting through golden clouds. A deep, dramatic male voice narrated its journey. “Little did they suspect that they were pursued by pirates.” A smaller ship with red sails followed behind, seemingly coming out of nowhere, led by an alien with sallow features, fangs, and bony hands. “And the most feared of all these pirates was the notorious Captain Nathaniel Flint.”
Virgil watched with rapt fascination as the book’s technology bent light into moving pictures, turning the story into a 3D movie in front of him. Pirates and merchant crew alike broke out into conflict, firing upon each other. The sounds of wood splintering and cacophonous shouting rang out, only slightly muffled by the fact that the scene was, in fact, a sort of illusion. Men fell from the ropes as they were shot, descending into nothingness as their forms surpassed the limits of the book’s projections. The six-year-old pulled the book closer, grinning as he laid on his stomach and his feet kicked idly behind him, the glow of the book the only light in his otherwise dark bedroom.
His room was a decent size, mainly wood, with the back wall made of plaster and stone seeing as it was one of the building’s outer walls. He had a small desk that he almost never used, cluttered with space maps and schoolwork, of course. A modest rug was pinned under his bed, a chest at the foot of said bed, and several shelves were anchored to the walls, holding many of his toys – mostly alien figurines; either pirates or superheroes or something of the like, though tonight Virgil’s attention was focused on the projection before him.
“Like a Candarian sap-wing overtaking its prey-”
The door suddenly opens, and Virgil’s feet still, heart stopping. His eyes widen as light from the hallway spills into his room, illuminating a strip of his bed.
“Virgil Alexander Shae!”
Virgil rushed to shut the book, the pictures disintegrating and the narration slowing to a stop as the book fell to the bedsheets. He put his chin in his hands, looking anywhere but his dad. Maybe if he played it cool, he wouldn’t be as mad. That’s totally worked before, right?
Thomas sighs, hands on his hips. “I thought you were asleep an hour ago.” Virgil sits up and shifts so he’s sitting against the headboard, pillow against his back. His dad walks into the room, pale blue pajamas hanging off of his broad frame slightly wrinkled and short brown hair a mess from a long day of running his fingers through it. He sat beside Virgil, giving him an expectant look.
“Dad,” Virgil whines, grabbing for the book again, “I was just getting to the best part!” He smiles up at him, hugging the book to his chest. “Please?”
His dad laughs and he perks up slightly. Maybe he’d let him finish after all?
“Goodness, not the puppy eyes, you know I can’t say no.” He continues to smile up at his dad. Thomas lets out a put-upon sigh, moving to sit beside his son. “Scoot over then, love.” Virgil’s smile widens as he does what the older male asks. Thomas sits beside Virgil and wraps an arm around him and Virgil opens the book, the picture of Nathaniel Flint’s ship still front and center on the page. The narrator’s voice warms up, starting out slow and warped as it picks up where it left off before the deep and enthralling tone resumes its tale.
“Like a Candarian sap-wing overtaking its prey, Flint and his band of renegades swooped in!” The voice exclaimed. The pirates’ ship jumps off the page, sailing through the air. Metal claws dug into the merchant ship, anchoring it to Flint’s. The pirates grabbed onto their ropes, swinging over the cavernous distance to land on the deck of the merchant ship. Smug cheers rang out from the group as they descended upon the merchant ship’s crew. Conflict rang out. Weapons fired. Crew from both sides fought tentacle, claw, foot, and gun trying to either take the ship or defend it. Deflected shots crashed into the ship’s wood, sending splinters into the air and starting a blaze in the wreckage. Smoke billowed into the starry sky, the fire’s glow illuminating the all-out war between crews.
Flint’s men made it down to the captain’s private quarters, locating his personal riches. A sword swung up into the air, only to be brought down upon the golden lock, severing it in two and mangling the metal of the chest’s clasp. The chest was tipped over onto the floor, gold and jewels spilling out only to be scooped up in bony hands. Nathaniel laughed darkly, stuffing the riches he held into coat pockets before directing his men to take the chest back to the ship.
“And then, gathering up their spoils,” Nathaniel’s ship sailed off into the stars, heading straight for Virgil’s illuminated face, “vanished,” the ship glowed green before utterly disappearing from the page, and Virgil flinched. That part always got him, no matter how many times he read this story, “without a trace.”
“Whoa.”
“Whoa.”
Virgil looks up at his dad as they both speak, amusement dancing in Thomas’ eyes. He turns back to the book, turning the page, and blue light washes over their faces, fog coming off the pages.
“Flint’s secret trove was never found, but stories have persisted that it remains hidden somewhere at the farthest reaches of the galaxy,” the fog moves as the picture zooms further into the dark depths of deep space, idle meteors drifting past until the silhouette of a planet pushes through the fog, “stowed with riches beyond imagination.” The planet looms closer, two rings bracketing it in an ‘X’ across its center, one of them a glowing, misty green. “The loot of a thousand worlds.”
Virgil grins, speaking in time with the narrator. “Treasure Planet.”
His dad gently shuts the book with a fond smile. “Okay, time to go to bed, mister.” Virgil pouts. “Nope! None of that, you need to sleep.”
Virgil sighs. “Fiiiiiiine.” Thomas moves to get up, setting the book on his bedside table. Virgil scrambles up onto his headboard, standing shakily on top of it, his small feet just barely fitting. “How do you think Flint did it, dad? How’d he swoop in out of nowhere-” He jumped from his headboard onto his bed, his dad reaching out to catch him but being too slow. Virgil rolls onto his back, looking up at Thomas. “And vanished without a trace?”
“I have no idea.” His dad sighed and shrugged, moving closer to Virgil. “Now... Come here!” He snatches Virgil into his arms, laughing lightly as the boy struggled to get away through his own giggles. “I’m gonna get ya!” Thomas pulls Virgil’s shirt up over his stomach and blows a raspberry into the skin, making him shriek with laughter. He settles, smiling down at his son. “Alright. Time for you to go to sleep, my little spacer.” He moves to tuck him in, tapping the tip of his nose and kissing his forehead.
“You think someone will ever find Treasure Planet, dad?”
Thomas smiles sadly, brushing a hand through Virgil’s hair. “I think it’s more of a… legend. A myth. I don’t think it’s real.”
Virgil looks up at him, his expression a mix of confusion and disbelief. “I know it’s real!”
He sighs, smiling. “You win. It’s real.” He tucks Virgil in, kissing his forehead once again. Virgil smiles and closes his eyes.
“Nighty-night, dad.”
“Nighty-night, sweetheart.”
He gets up and leaves, closing the door behind him.
Virgil shuffles under his blanket and opens the book, its light bathing the small pocket of space he occupies and lighting his shadow. “There are nights when the winds of the Etherium are so inviting in their promise of flight and freedom, made one’s spirits soar!”
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Part 2 to the Alien Captain x Space Pirate au.
Adam: Ha ha ha ha, lute. Now, to unpack.
Adam spent the entire day unpacking and setting up his second phone provided by Heaven. At the end of the day, he collapsed onto his couch and ate and entire pepperoni pizza.
Adam: Even if this doesn't work out this is a nice fucking setup.
He fell asleep on the couch watching tv.
In the morning he woke up to a text from Lucifer asking him which two ideas Adam would prefer for their next date.
Garden picnic or Music Festival
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johobi · 7 years ago
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Masterlist
Legend:
Angst ⇨ 💔
Comedy ⇨ 🍆 
Fluff ⇨ 🌤️
Horror ⇨ 💀
Smut ⇨ 🔞 
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Satan, Baby (Tumblr / AO3) 🔞 | 💔 | 💀 | Seokjin x Reader | Drabble | devil!jin
⇒ When the devil knocks, you’re only too happy to answer.
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Sehnsucht (Tumblr / AO3) 🔞 | Seokjin x Reader | One Shot | ceo!jin
⇒ An embarrassing run-in with your new boss is only the start of your destructive infatuation.  
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Dig Deep (Tumblr / AO3) 🍆 | 🌤️ | 🔞 | Yoongi x Reader | Drabble Collection | alien!yoongi | tentacle!porn
⇒ The night before your wedding to a man you couldn’t find any more repugnant, you seek out the mercantile aid of an unscrupulous space pirate.
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A Decade In Bloom (Tumblr / AO3) 💔 | 🌤️ | 🔞 | Yoonji x Reader | Drabble Collection | mafia!yoonji 
⇒ The 80s. Power suits, perms, and peril. Because peril is all that can follow when you involve yourself with the Mafia capo in charge of extorting your hard-of-hearing employer for protection money. 
13 snapshots charting your doomed descent into law-breaking love.
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Eating For Two (Tumblr / AO3) 🔞 | 🌤️ | Hoseok x Reader | Drabble | Established Relationship | pregnant!reader
⇒ He’ll have a Large.
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Gone Wild (Tumblr / AO3) 🍆 | 🔞 | Hoseok x Reader | One Shot | Friends To Lovers | roommates!au  
⇒ Hoseok consumes porn like he does Cheetos: in unhealthily large amounts. He’s seen, and jacked off to, most things imaginable. But there are those photos that always draw him back…
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1-Year Anniversary (Tumblr / AO3) 🌤️ | 🔞 | Namjoon x Reader | One Shot 
⇒ Your one-year anniversary is fast approaching and you’re determined to gift Namjoon the one thing he would never dare ask for.
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The Devil In His Details (Tumblr / AO3) 🔞 | Jimin x Reader | One Shot | bad boy!jimin
⇒ Evil comes in many forms. In this instance, it’s a 5′8″ pretty-boy and his even prettier dick. And you want to be the form he comes in.
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Falling, Falling, Gone (Tumblr / AO3) 🍆| 🌤️ | Taehyung x Reader | One Shot | soccerplayer!taehyung 
⇒ Taehyung. Captain of the soccer team. Master of your heart. You'll never tell him for fear of rejection.
So why the fuck are you about to do it in front of dozens of his peers?
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When You Least Expect It (Tumblr / AO3) 💔 | 🌤️| 🔞 | Taehyung x Reader x Jungkook | 14-part Series | Slow Burn | Love Triangle 
⇒ You’re in love with your childhood friend, Taehyung. The problem is, you treasure your friendship with him far too much to ever risk losing it. Oh, and he’s quite the Casanova. At your wits’ end with feelings you can no longer hide as diligently as you once did, you ask him to set you up with someone, anyone, in a last ditch attempt to avoid a heartbreaking conversation.
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Tooth and Claw (Tumblr / AO3) 🌤️| 🔞 | Jungkook x Reader | One Shot/Drabble Collection | werewolf!au 
⇒ Sympathetic to the plight of the werewolves your kind have culled to near-extinction, life as a human informant has never been one of safety. However, when you catch the eye of an alpha, your situation only grows more perilous.
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When You Least Expect It (Tumblr / AO3) 💔 | 🌤️| 🔞 | Taehyung x Reader x Jungkook | 14-part Series | Slow Burn | Love Triangle 
⇒ You’re in love with your childhood friend, Taehyung. The problem is, you treasure your friendship with him far too much to ever risk losing it. Oh, and he’s quite the Casanova. At your wits’ end with feelings you can no longer hide as diligently as you once did, you ask him to set you up with someone, anyone, in a last ditch attempt to avoid a heartbreaking conversation.
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Ask My Muse
April 2018
A Decade in Bloom
Dig Deep
merman!au
Tooth and Claw
When You Least Expect It
⇒ Have you been itching to confront a character about that one thing they did? To pick their brains? Dig out their darkest secrets? Good luck, that’s all I’m saying. 
Shipping Game
April 2020 - 24 characters matched to 24 readers
⇒ Tell me about yourself, dear reader, and I shall determine with whom you are most compatible.
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The Miraculous Discovery of Captain America
Happy New Year, @jemmahearteyessimmons!!! For a second year in a row, I am your FitzSimmons Secret Santa!! I’m sorry I didn’t get this posted when I said I would, but I hope you enjoy it!!
Prompt: Fitzsimmons Buzzfeed Unsolved AU
Summary: Fitz and Jemma record an episode and then go out to celebrate Fitz's birthday with their friends.
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Jemma entered the studio and smiled at the sight of her best friend sitting at their desk reviewing his script. “Fitz!” she cried cheerfully, “happy birthday!”
Fitz looked up and smiled at her. “Thanks! You’re coming to Hawkins’ Pub with the group tonight, right?”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” Jemma told him.
She sat down next to him and a comfortable silence fell as Fitz went back to reviewing his notes and Wendy came over to apply make-up. There was a map of Greenland and the Arctic on the desk in front of them. Jemma pulled out her own copy of the script and reviewed it quickly.
“Okay, are we ready?” the director asked, coming over to stand in front of the desk. Jemma and Fitz nodded and put their scripts away. The director moved behind the camera. “Three, two, one, action.”
“Today on Buzzfeed Unsolved,” Fitz began, “we’re looking into the miraculous discovery of Captain America. Captain America, also known as Steve Rogers, was born on the 4th of July, 1918-”
“Very patriotic,” Jemma commented.
“Very patriotic, indeed, Simmons,” Fitz said. “When World War II began, Steve Rogers joined the army as soon as he was able, serving first as an actor promoting war bonds, before finally joining the famous Howling Commandos, where he got to see a bit of action. Steve Rogers’ plane went down in the Arctic Ocean in 1945 and he was assumed dead. However, in July 2011, Steve Rogers was found, still alive. Now, we know the story we’ve been told, that Steve Rogers was given a super serum that made him into a real life superhero and that serum allowed him to survive in ice for nearly seventy years, but what exactly that serum was, was never released to the public. If there actually was some kind of magic potion that could change people the way it allegedly changed Steve Rogers, why haven’t more people recreated it and used it for themselves?”
“Others have tried,” Jemma said. “Bruce Banner, for one. And Peggy Carter wrote in her autobiography that the serum was deemed too dangerous to keep.”
“That’s assuming the serum is in fact the truth,” Fitz said.
“You have other theories?” Jemma asked.
“I do have other theories,” Fitz confirmed. “Three, to be exact.”
Jemma sighed. “All right, let’s hear them.”
“Theory one: This man claiming to be Steve Rogers, is not, in fact, the real Steve Rogers.”
“So, he’s like the Dread Pirate Roberts?”
“Yes,” Fitz agreed, “or maybe Anastasia.”
“So, you’re saying the real Steve Rogers is actually dead, and this man is an imposter.”
“Yes.”
“That’s depressing. And how is he faking the super strength? That’s not really something you can fake.”
“Maybe he has a punishing exercise routine?” Fitz suggested.
“I don’t buy this theory,” Jemma told him.
“Okay, then theory two: Cloning.”
“Like Dolly the sheep?”
“Yeah, like Dolly the sheep. What if Captain America did crash in the Arctic, but was rescued before he died? He knew the world would continue to need superheroes, so he had his rescuers take DNA samples, in order to be used for cloning purposes.”
“But why wait until 2011 to reveal this cloned Captain America?”
“Maybe the first attempts at cloning didn’t work out?” Fitz suggested. “Plus, they would have had to wait until the clone grew up and was the same age as the original.”
“Well, this theory is a bit more likely than the super serum, but I’m still not fully buying it.”
“Well, wait until you hear my third and final theory,” Fitz told her. He paused for dramatic effect. “Aliens!”
Jemma rolled her eyes. “Ugh, Fitz!”
“What if, when Captain America’s plane went down, aliens happened to be passing by Earth and decided they needed a superhero of their own?”
“Some kind of guardian of the galaxy?” Jemma asked sarcastically.
“Exactly! Captain America helped the aliens fight their battles, and then requested that they drop him off exactly where they found him.”
“Then how do you explain him not aging?”
Fitz shrugged. “Erm, they kept him in cryo-freeze when they didn’t need him?”
Jemma rolled her eyes again. “Look, as improbable as it sounds, I believe the initial theory that we were told about Captain America.”
“But you only believe it because Peggy Carter says it’s true.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Because what if she only says it’s true because she was forced to say it’s true?”
“What?”
“I dunno, some Men in Black type agency feeds her this lie in order to cover up the alien abduction.”
“Ugh, Fitz!”
Fitz smiled at the camera. “You know what I believe; you know what Jemma believes; now, you lot will have to decide for yourselves about the truth behind Captain America’s miraculous discovery.”
“Cut!” the director called out. “That was good, guys. Jemma, maybe you could add a little more eye rolling? And Fitz, a bit of a longer pause before the alien theory. Okay, let’s go again, guys.”
They spent the next few hours re-shooting with different camera angles, new line additions, and various reactions. When they were finally done, Jemma was more than ready to relax at the pub with Fitz and their friends.
Some would call Hawkins’ Pub--with its 80’s theme--hipster, but Jemma preferred to think of it as charming. She and Fitz entered and immediately spotted their friend, Daisy Johnson, at the bar, flirting with the young, 20-something bartender who had a glorious mane of hair.
“Hey, guys,” Daisy said cheerfully when they approached her. “I was just telling Steve here all about your birthday, Fitz. He’s promised us some free drinks.”
“Happy birthday, dude,” Steve said, handing over a tray of shots.
“Cheers, mate,” Fitz told him as he picked up the tray.
Daisy led them to a large, round booth where Mack, Elena, Piper, and Prince were waiting. There was a chorus of greetings and “happy birthday”s as Fitz and Jemma slid in.
“Davis texted,” Piper announced. “Their babysitter fell through, so his wife is gonna stay home while he comes to celebrate.”
“They could’ve just brought the baby,” Hunter commented as he and Bobbi approached the booth. “That’s what we did.”
“We didn’t really have a choice,” Bobbi said, one hand rubbing her rather large, pregnant belly. “Get me a chair, Hunter; I won’t be able to fit in the booth.”
“Yes, dear,” Hunter said.
“So, what crazy theories did you record today?” Piper asked Fitz and Jemma once everyone had settled into the booth.
“Captain America was abducted by aliens to be a guardian of the galaxy,” Fitz told her and everyone at the table began to laugh.
“What if he’s some sort of programmable robot?” Elena suggested.
“Oh, that’s a good one!” Fitz said. “Maybe we could do another quick reshoot tomorrow?” he suggested to Jemma.
“Maybe,” Jemma said, “but we’re supposed to be filming about that little girl from Indiana that people claimed was telekinetic.”
“Telekinetic, that would be a cool superpower,” Hunter commented.
“Oooh, let’s go around and name your ideal superpower,” Daisy suggested. “I’ll go first! Um, well, telekinesis would be nice, or maybe super strength. What about you, Fitz?”
“Erm, the ability to talk to animals?” he suggested.
“Animals, or just monkeys?” Mack asked.
“Well, I’d mainly use it to talk to monkeys,” Fitz admitted.
“You could have a monkey sidekick!” Daisy suggested.
“Yeah!” Fitz grinned at the idea. “He could help me get through laser fences with his adorable little hands.” He turned to Jemma. “What superpower do you want, Simmons?”
Jemma thought, one hand tapping her chin. “Oh, I know! The ability to breathe in places where humans typically can’t, such as underwater, or in outer space.”
Mack chose the ability to know if someone was a robot or not, Elena chose super speed, Hunter chose X-ray vision or invisibility, Bobbi chose healing powers, Prince chose teleportation, Piper chose flight, and Davis, when he arrived, chose the ability to see the future. Fitz and Davis then got into a discussion/argument over the possibility of being able to change the future.
Jemma smiled as she listened to their friendly bickering, chiming in occasionally to help Fitz prove his point about spacetime. She really did have the best friends. Her mind drifted toward Steve Rogers. If he really was a man out of time, like they’d all been told, and not some sort of clone or alien, then all of his friends were dead. How sad.
She was quiet as she and Fitz walked back to her apartment, her mind still on Captain America and everything he had lost. They stopped outside her door, and Jemma fidgeted with her key.
“Fitz,” she said, and he turned to look at her with an expectant smile. “I’ve been thinking a lot about how much Steve Rogers lost, being frozen for nearly 70 years, and I just want you to know--you’re my best friend in the world, Fitz.”
Fitz smiled. “I love you, too, Jemma.”
Jemma kissed his cheek. “Happy birthday, Fitz.”
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decentsoupperson · 3 months ago
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Meanwhile. . .
Charlie: Hey, dad! Look, it's the exorcists.
Lucifer: Is thier captain on board?
Charlie: Uhm, yeah. Why?
Lucifer: Chase them! Get them cornered! I'm getting a husband tonight. >:)
Charlie: Dad, what the hell?
Hear me out. . .
Alien Captain Lucifer and Space Pirate Adam.
Adam and his crew, the exorcists, fly throughout galaxies, taking over planets and ships. Eventually, they come across an opposing ship known as the Happy Hazbins who do good, and their captains Charlie and Lucifer Morningstar, a father and daughter duo who try to undo all of the exorcists work. Adam despises both of them equally and they try to avoid their ship any time they come across it.
Adam: Avoid their fucking ship. Who even names a pirate crew "The Happy Hazbins"?
Lute: I don't know why, sir. Ship avoided, we're clear.
Adam: Good.
@decentsoupperson
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Adam: Now, set coordinates for the next planet. We have to keep a tight schedule if we want free time later.
Lute: Coordinates set sir.
Adam: Prep for hyper speed.
Lute: Prepping
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