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victorluvsalice · 6 months ago

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AU Thursday: Smiler's Otherland -- Not-Incorrect Quotes Collection Part II!

Because you can never have just one "not-incorrect quote" collection with me --

Victor: [wandering into the big conservatory in the middle of Orchestralia] Conductor? I was wondering if you --

Victor: [pauses as he hears what sounds like a party coming from behind one of the theater doors] ?

Victor: [opens the door and finds a room full of Advocates, all dancing and listening to one Felix E. Lated, who is strutting his stuff across the stage] What -- Felix??

Felix: [waving with a big grin] Hi Victor! Here to see if you can get the stick-in-the-mud to join the festivities?

Victor: The -- what? W-Where's The Conductor?

The Conductor: [sticking his head out from behind the curtain at the side of the stage, looking deeply frazzled] Get. That. Lunatic. Off. My. Stage.

Felix: [striding over and trying to drag him on] What do you have against fun?

Victor: [facepalming] Oh dear, just a moment... SMILER! CAN YOU COME COLLECT YOUR -- WHATEVER HE IS?

Mr. Explorer: [wandering around the improved Dollhouse, sees Fort Resistance] Oh! That looks interesting... [cups his hands around his mouth] Hullo? Anyone in there?

Leader: [from behind the door, with the other Insane Children giggling behind her] One, and two, and three, and more! Who are you?

Mr. Explorer: I'm Mr. Explorer! I like your house -- do you want to play?

Leader: It depends on the game! Some are better than others.

Mr. Explorer: Oh, I don't mind which game! I like all sorts of stuff! And I could introduce you to my butterflies too, if you want!

Thinker: Butterflies? Like Alice's?

Mr. Explorer: Yeah, only lots more kinds! C'mon out!

Leader: Okay! [opens the door and wanders out, revealing the Insane Children in all their glory]

Mr. Explorer:

Alice: [a bit later, trying to comfort Mr. Explorer] I assure you that they're all right.

Mr. Explorer: [crying in her arms] One of them has his brain sticking out!

Drillhead: [clearly confused as to why Mr. Explorer is upset] You wanna play with the drill?

Mr. Explorer: [cries harder]

Alice: [wincing] This is going to take some explaining...

Hatter: [gesturing with his hands] Now this -- this is quality construction!

March: [running his hands up a leg] Aye! Look at how smoothly this joint bends! This creature can scamper and no mistake!

Dormouse: [circling another leg] I like all these lights! They go blink, blink, blink -- and then flash! Lovely for keeping one awake!

Hatter: Yes, but have you seen the syringes here? Such a fine point on them! And the liquid inside bubbles so beautifully!

Marmaliser: [lets out a little "fweee" noise that somehow manages to sound quite pleased and maybe a touch embarrassed]

Hatter: Oh, you deserve all the praise! You're marvelous mechanical mayhem at it's finest!

Alice: [observing this] I really don't know how I feel about you three getting all gooey over the brainwashing machine...

Dr. Minister: [rallying his Staff in the crumbling corridors of the Sanctuary] I'm telling you, if we left now in force, we would have no problem at all taking over those other ridiculous domains and making them socially compliant! They wouldn't stand a chance against our tried and true methods! Don't you want to bring everyone into harmony with our will? Don't you want to make sure everyone is corrected?

Staff: [glancing at each other nervously, fiddling with syringes and batons]

Dr. Minister: [slightly frustrated] We are the best of the best! Leaders in social compliance therapy! It is our duty to bring this mind to heel! [marches to the door and throws it open] What could possibly stand against --

Fury: [standing just outside the door, sharpening his Hysterical version of the Grim Scythe, not looking at Dr. Minister at all]

Queen of Hearts: [standing next to Fury, tentacles curling around her, looking straight at Dr. Minister with a big, fang-filled smile]

Dr. Minister:

Dr. Minister: [very slowly closes the door]

Queen of Hearts: [pouts] Damn it.

Fury: [pats her tentacle] Maybe next time.

#valicer #smiler otherland #not incorrect quotes #wonderland #otherland #otherlands #smiler alton #I SAID I wanted to do a collection of these in the tags of the last set XD #it was just a matter of wrangling them all #poor Conductor #he and Felix have SUCH different attitudes toward music #and poor Mr. Explorer #he was NOT expecting that when the kids came out #he does eventually get used to them #he's just horrified that they've been mutilated so #and that Alice can't fix them #I get the feeling they get a lot of meta-essence pushed on them before he can accept that #Alice probably SHOULD be a little concerned about Hatter Hare and Dormy liking the Marmaliser #but as my Smilers pretty much always have ethics it should be all good #and I came up with that last one fairly recently #and it still makes me giggle XD #get fucked Dr. Minister #Smiler has a very dangerous support group now #queued

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