#Alexei Smirnoff

[logansgaar]

I've just learned that there's only a 5 year age gap between Joe Keery and Alec Utgoff and it made me suddenly even more sad about Alexei in season 3 because what if Alexei was also only 5 years older than Steve, about 23-24

Adds more fuel to the statistic that you're way more likely to die as a named character in Stranger Things if you're under the age of 25 (Barb, Sara, the 16 kids in the lab, Alice Creel, Billy, Alexei, Heather, Chrissy, Patrick, Eddie, Fred, Jason and technically Max too)

[theshippirate22]

never forget that Joyce, Hopper, and Murray took Alexei to the hospital after he was shot and he recovered entirely besides a little scar and he became an american citizen and now he lives with Murray and he drinks a lot of (cherry) slurpees and watches a lot of cartoons and keeps his stuffed Woody Woodpecker on his bed and every so often he calls Robin so she can practice her Russian and he can practice his English and he loves the kids and sends them money Murray hid (albeit not well) “specifically for emergencies” on their birthdays and he goes to joyce and hopper’s for dinner every other sunday and everyone calls him uncle alyosha and he and dustin build “machinas” together and he helps El with her math homework and

[idksjdhshdhd]

And when someone gets out of a car next season and tell someone else to stay put and they leave the car anyways, what then?

In case you didn’t catch on at this point, Joyce told Will and Mike to stay in the car in season two, they leave anyways, Will has a seizure or something

In season three, Hopper tells Murray and Alexei to stay in the car and they leave anyways and… well, we all know what happened to Alexei 🥲

[so-muchstardust]

[cerebraljopper]

jopper warriors

[whateven-is-my-aesthetic]

Same person different font

Edit: I forgot

[twistnet]

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alexei hadn’t expected for the door leading into the bedroom to swing open. his eyes shooting open to lock with your own. definitely not missing the look of surprise that spread across your features as you realized what you had just walked into -- alexei, with his hand wrapped around his bright, red and leaking cock.

you cursed at yourself for not knocking first -- something you weren’t sure why you hadn’t done, but nothing was going to fix or change the situation you were in now.

alexei had smiled when you came into the bedroom earlier, stating you’d be heading out to run some errands and asked if he’d be alright on his own for a bit. he had nodded, shooting you a reassuring smile before leaving him to his own devices. which seemed to be getting himself off.

which, in his defense, he had figured you wouldn’t be back any time soon. the list of errands you had amassed seemed as though it was going to take you awhile to get through -- or maybe he was just having a harder time in getting himself off than he would like to admit.

either way, both of you were way too embarrassed to even speak, resulting in you quickly uttering out an apology before slamming the door behind you. in turn, alexei had quickly stuffed himself back into his pants, bitting back the deep red flush that covered his cheeks and neck, before fixing his glasses.

it took him longer to gather to courage to exit the bedroom. not exactly sure how he was going to be able to look you in the eyes after that, and he was fairly certain you were never going to speak to him again. or if you were, it wouldn’t be like it was before.

however, he was surprised to find you on the other side of the door, hand raised as if you were just getting ready to knock before a guilty expression overtook your face, “i’m sorry about just walking in, that was so uncalled for and probably really embarrassing for you...” you had ended up rambling on, the embarrassment that had bloomed in your chest overtaking your brain and you had started to go off on a tangent before alexei stopped you with a smile.

“it okay... Я не был против” he sputtered out before clapping his hand over his month in realization to what he had just said. a large part of him hoping that you weren’t exactly paying attention -- to both his sentence and the russian lessons he had been giving you over the course of his time living with you, and it would brush over your head for the most part.

however, it seemed that you had understood what he had said, and the realization was slowly dawning across your own features as you began to sputter softly out of shock, “w-what?”

“sorry! sorry! did not mean!” alexei cursed, almost raging as he somehow managed to mess this whole situation up further with letting his tongue speak before his brain. and he wasn’t sure how, but he could literally feel his world crashing down around him.

“sorry for what? that you didn’t mean to say that ‘you didn’t mind’?” you question again, this time a little more forceful as you’re started to feel more embarrassed as time passes on.

alexei seems to mirror your embarrassment, and sighs heavily in an attempt to structure a sentence together that isn’t going to throw him into a deeper hole, knowing that everything up til this point has been an absolute disaster, “sorry make you uncomfortable... did mean did not mind.”

the space around the two of you seems to fall into an immediate silence, and alexei’s face pales as he takes it to mean that he’s further messed things up between the two of you. his mouth opens to apologize, when you cut him off with you own words, “show me.”

now, it’s he turn to be confused, “what?” 

“show me that you didn’t mind me walking in on you...” you hum, looking him deep in the eye -- so close that you’re almost sure he could see the lust growing around the rim of your pupil.

his cheeks flush again, before nodding and stepping back into the bedroom behind him. you follow in right after him, the both of you moving in tendam until both of you are settled into a comfortable position on the bed -- you seated at the end and alexei laid back against the pillows.

there was some hesitation as his hands fell to the front of his pants, fingers brushing over the already growing tent behind the fabric. his eyes looked with you’re own for a brief second -- almost as if to confirm that it was alright to proceed. and at your bright smile and nod, his fingers popped open his pants and pulled his cock from it’s confines.

a soft gasp leaving his lips as his fingers brush over the reddened tip, pre-cum already gathering at the tip as he smeared it along the length of his cock. little purrs escape accompanying each touch and stroke before wrapping his hand around himself fully.

his hips jerked in the slightest, fucking up into his closed fist at the sensation, stroking up nice and slow. and the tremble that ran up his spine, whether from the way he could feel your eyes on him or from finally being able to give himself the relief he was looking for minutes ago, he wasn’t sure.

alexei spread some of the pre cum over the head of his cock then stroked down again, twisting his hand, wanting to give you a good show. then, dropping his spare hand between his parted thighs to grasp at his balls, giving them a gentle squeeze.

it was difficult to keep his pace, knowing you were watching so intently. all he could do was just breathe, moving his hand, up down up down, and letting himself fall deeper into bliss.

moans filled the small bedroom, alexei sinking further into the bedsheets as he felt his orgasm building -- felt it in the base of his spine, felt it in his guts, felt the heat, an airy feeling overtaking him, blanking his mind, putting a thick fog of arousal over it, “Закрыть” he spoke, knowing you’d understand what he was saying.

the sound of rustling sheets had him opening his eyes, nearly surprised to find you now hovering beside him with a soft smile, “can you hold on for me a little longer?”

alexei bit his lip, grabbing his dick at the base, hard, panting and gasping as your hand moved down between his legs, cupping his balls in one hand. he purred softly, back arching at your touch as you smiled down at him kindly, “so pretty alexei...”

he brightened at the praise, before finding his hand being brushed away from his cock and quickly being replaced with your own. moving your fist up and gently stroking over the spot under his tip. alexei’s eyes nearly bulging out at the first upstroke of your hand, before he started shaking, overtaken by the sheer amount of pleasure he was feeling. and if his breathing had been ragged before now, it was wet and closer to a sob than anything else.

you continue to work his cock until a broken whine escaped his throat, his eyes quickly catching yours as he huffed sadly, “gonna... cum” he sobbed, until he suddenly felt your hot mouth on his cock. and all the heat that had built up in his stomach was suddenly exploding, making him see stars behind his eyelids, as he came.

he was dully aware of the loud noises he was making -- screaming, sobbing, begging, he wasn’t sure. all he felt was you sucking him through his orgasm, pressing your tongue against the underside of his head, and sucking him dry.

a hand gently brushed against his cheek, slowly coaxing him back to reality as you settled in beside him, letting him curl into your side as he caught his breath. you cooed softly to him, brushing his sweat slicked hair back form his face before pressing your lips to his cheek, “you did so well, alexei.”

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[chuchayucca]

Alexei living in Hawkins headcanons

Alexei became an American citizen with help of Dr. Owen.

He lives with the Byers family, they renovated the shed into Alexei’s new bedroom.

Alexei helps back by cleaning the house, helping the boys with homework, and teaching them life skill such as woodwork, directions skills, and how to make weapons from nature.

For Will’s birthday, Alexei rebuild the Byers castle into a better bigger fort.

Alexei became unexpected friends with Mr. Clerke who was happy to finally have another scientist in town to talk to.

They talk about the newest scientific theories and discoveries and build projects together.

He learned English though watching cartoons and can speak the language decently.

He discovered bands he like, the Beatles, Talking Heads, Bokonon, UFO, and The Originals.

Alexei just stays at home or takes walks into the forest. He passes the time by building mini machines, watching cartoons, and taking care of the house.

He only goes into town to buy books, buy needed material to build his mini machines, and to visit Joyce and Mr. Clarke.

Alexei visits Murray and they both chat about Alexei’s new life, new release music, and conspiracy theories about the American and Russian government and the upside down.

Alexei doesn’t like loud noises, crowded areas, and the sight of stuffed animals.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

GUYS ITS 7-11 DAY

Do you know what that means? It means Alexei would be spending the day driving to different 7-11s and getting free slurpees

[kikolagito]

genuinely losing it i’ve been thinking about Alexei all day i love him sooo much

[stevethehairharringtonn]

Remember when everyone had this as their pfp in 2019-2020 WHY WERE WE LIKE THIS

[justmy-account]

in s3, joyce and hopper ran away in yellow cabriolet

in s4, the cali squad ran away in a yellow van

just something to think about

[idksjdhshdhd]

Alexei, right after confessing that the Russians were trying to reopen the gate to the UD and that their own very lives of both them and their children + everyone else in Hawkins could legitimately be in danger: Can we watch Looney Tunes now ☺️

[strangerthingsreversebigbang]

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[francis-writes]

Hi! I hope you're having a good day/night! Can I please request a matchup for Slashers and Disney Villains? And maybe Stranger Things, if you want to? If not it's totally okay! I'm 18, bisexual, and my pronouns are she/they. Probably not necessary but I'm plus sized too lol. My personality changes a lot, but for the most part I'm shy, creative, and passionate, but I can be aggressive sometimes because of some slight anger issues. I'm very artistic and love all forms of art, and I have things I'm very passionate about. I am really sleepy almost all the time though so that's a big part of my personality. I'm introverted for the most part but I still love to spend time with my friends and I love to make my friends happy. But the darker sides of my personality include extreme anxiety, overthinking, and worry. My interests include witchcraft, music (I play the electric bass and several percussion instruments, and my favorite genres are metal and pop), theater, and movies/TV shows of all kinds. I love drawing, painting, and writing to express myself. I also like all things spooky because I love Halloween lol. I also love cute stuff like stuffed animals. Thank you so much if you choose to do this!! Have a good day! 💛

hope you like it💜 have a good day too!

Your matchup for Slashers is... Stu Macher! Great that you love Halloween and all things spooky because with this man you will probably have horror marathon everyday. Maybe not the way you wanted He's very impressed by the fact you can play several instruments. He tried to learn playing percussion once but he quickly got bored. Stu isn't the most patient and persistent person. Stu doesn't mind your anger issues. He spends most of his time with Billy so he definitely got used to handling slight aggression. You have a bit different approach to people, I mean Stu is a total party animal and he's extroverted for both of you so you can quickly get tired of meeting with all his friends. Fortunately, he understands that you need less social interactions and doesn't pressure you into coming to parties with him. Stu often will gave a party to spend a few more hours only with you, ordering take-out and watching tv or going to cinema. He's rich so Stu absolutely spoils you. Your whole bed is full of stuffed animals he bought you but of course it isn't the only thing he buys for you. Clothes, books, CDs, tickets to the cinema or for concert - whatever you dream about, you have it.

Your matchup from Disney villains is... Dr Facilier! Your relationship could start with shared interest in witchcraft and it's one of the things you often talk about, telling each other whenever you learn something new. If you're interested, dr Facilier can teach you voodoo too. (After some time you become New Orlean's magic power couple) He appreciates the fact that you express yourself through art, if you agree, he hangs some of your drawings around the house so he can look at them whenever he wants. Dr Facilier is incredibly empatethic and  he quickly notices every time you're worried or your anxiety gets worse. He was a way with words so he comforts you a bit. I guess he tries to made some kind of amulet to help you.

Your matchup from Stranger Things is... Alexei! He's great in comforting you whenever you feel down and start overthinking. Even when he's just by your side, it soothes your anxiety. When your sleepy, Alexei always brings you a blanket and if there's a place, he likes to lay beside you. Sometimes he will take a nap too, sometimes he just wants to cuddle. Alexei never celebrated Halloween so when you explained to him what it is, he got overexcited. He's gonna become one of these people who wake up on 1st October and are like "omg it's halloween". He spends whole month planning your costumes (you have matching ones of course), buying decorations for Halloween and carving pumpkins (there's high probability that you will spend October eating every possible meal made of pumpkin). Horror movies are the only thing that Alexei doesn't like very much - or maybe not that he doesn't like them, he's just afraid of them. So when you're watching one, he always hugs you for comfort and he often covers his eyes. Speaking of movies and TV, he loves to spend time just sitting with you on the couch and watching them. No matter the genre, he enjoy everything especially that your discussions and comments make every show 10x better.