#Alexei Smirnoff

[snazzynacho]

Can't believe Eddie Munson AND alexei Smirnoff were in gladiator II

[iitf]

They’re so plums coded I don’t know

[theshippirate22]

never forget that Joyce, Hopper, and Murray took Alexei to the hospital after he was shot and he recovered entirely besides a little scar and he became an american citizen and now he lives with Murray and he drinks a lot of (cherry) slurpees and watches a lot of cartoons and keeps his stuffed Woody Woodpecker on his bed and every so often he calls Robin so she can practice her Russian and he can practice his English and he loves the kids and sends them money Murray hid (albeit not well) “specifically for emergencies” on their birthdays and he goes to joyce and hopper’s for dinner every other sunday and everyone calls him uncle alyosha and he and dustin build “machinas” together and he helps El with her math homework and

[idksjdhshdhd]

Alexei, right after confessing that the Russians were trying to reopen the gate to the UD and that their own very lives of both them and their children + everyone else in Hawkins could legitimately be in danger: Can we watch Looney Tunes now ☺️

[logansgaar]

I've just learned that there's only a 5 year age gap between Joe Keery and Alec Utgoff and it made me suddenly even more sad about Alexei in season 3 because what if Alexei was also only 5 years older than Steve, about 23-24

Adds more fuel to the statistic that you're way more likely to die as a named character in Stranger Things if you're under the age of 25 (Barb, Sara, the 16 kids in the lab, Alice Creel, Billy, Alexei, Heather, Chrissy, Patrick, Eddie, Fred, Jason and technically Max too)

[nutzgunray-lvt]

Alexei Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)

So I've been in a Stranger Things mood and have been obsessed with the Russian characters. I'm a ride or die Dmitri girl, but Alexei has also been pretty fascinating to me. I sent some headcanons to @charmin-lil-russian and they said I should also post them on my blog (especially since my inbox makes it to where I can't see any responses that they send me). Parts of these headcanons are inspired by their headcanons, so I can't take credit for some of these. So without further ado:

He is the second oldest of four siblings - one older sister and two younger brothers

His paternal grandfather is from Belarus and came to Russia for work as a young man

His family was/is quite poor and lives in St. Petersburg (aka Leningrad), so when they saw how well he performed in school, they put all of their eggs in his basket, so to speak. He was going to be their ticket out of poverty and into a better standard of living

He always had an aptitude for science, so when his parents decided that he would be a doctor, he wasn't too upset (even if he wanted to be an astronaut)

But when he was in university getting his medical degree, he decided to bite the bullet and study engineering instead. When his parents found out, they didn't hide their disappointment, but he was quickly forgiven once the Soviet government tapped him for a top secret project (the Keys)

That's not to say his parents didn't love him. Of course they did, they just put a LOT of pride and pressure on him to succeed and help his family

When he met you, he followed you around like a puppy dog, but was respectful towards you and got to know you before you got together, and he LOVED how you didn't really care that he was a scientist and that he had some medical know-how. All you cared about was how he loved to take you stargazing and could tell you about every galaxy in the known universe. All you cared about was how he would blush every time he saw you.

All of this pressure led him to take a submissive role in relationships, one where he could turn his brain off and let you take the reins

1010% has a mommy kink and will spend nights with his head buried in your chest, sucking your nipples. If you wind up lactating, he'll be the happiest man alive

He loves it when you ride him, ESPECIALLY if you're riding his face. Seeing how beautiful and assured you are as he looks up at you and you stroke his face has him quivering. It makes him feel safe

He loves being denied and told when cum, especially if he's still clothed

Will sometimes wear your panties for fun, but will practically bust a nut if you pick out a pair for him to wear for a date. If you whisper in his ear about how good he looks in them, and how he's such a good boy for wearing them, he'll be begging for you to have sex with him on the spot

That being said, he definitely takes initiative when it comes to teasing. He's INCREDIBLY handsy with you in public, even if there's a risk of you both getting caught

He LOVES finishing on your breasts, especially if they're big enough for him to pleasure himself with

If you wear anything lowcut, he can't take his eyes off your cleavage

His favorite fruit is cherries, and he loves anything cherry flavored

He HATES the cold with a violent passion

As stated above, he loves anything to do with space, and will spend hours telling you about the planets and constellations

Twins run in his family (his maternal grandmother is an identical twin) as do big babies, so if you and him have kids, at the very least they'll be 9 lb fraternal twins

[delinnquentt]

this mans face card is omg

[cerebraljopper]

his hair plugs go so crazy here

[chuchayucca]

Alexei living in Hawkins headcanons

Alexei became an American citizen with help of Dr. Owen.

He lives with the Byers family, they renovated the shed into Alexei’s new bedroom.

Alexei helps back by cleaning the house, helping the boys with homework, and teaching them life skill such as woodwork, directions skills, and how to make weapons from nature.

For Will’s birthday, Alexei rebuild the Byers castle into a better bigger fort.

Alexei became unexpected friends with Mr. Clerke who was happy to finally have another scientist in town to talk to.

They talk about the newest scientific theories and discoveries and build projects together.

He learned English though watching cartoons and can speak the language decently.

He discovered bands he like, the Beatles, Talking Heads, Bokonon, UFO, and The Originals.

Alexei just stays at home or takes walks into the forest. He passes the time by building mini machines, watching cartoons, and taking care of the house.

He only goes into town to buy books, buy needed material to build his mini machines, and to visit Joyce and Mr. Clarke.

Alexei visits Murray and they both chat about Alexei’s new life, new release music, and conspiracy theories about the American and Russian government and the upside down.

Alexei doesn’t like loud noises, crowded areas, and the sight of stuffed animals.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

GUYS ITS 7-11 DAY

Do you know what that means? It means Alexei would be spending the day driving to different 7-11s and getting free slurpees

[iitf]

Little dumb comic with these two

And doodles

[kikolagito]

alexei is literally my favourite character im losing it

[idksjdhshdhd]

And when someone gets out of a car next season and tell someone else to stay put and they leave the car anyways, what then?

In case you didn’t catch on at this point, Joyce told Will and Mike to stay in the car in season two, they leave anyways, Will has a seizure or something

In season three, Hopper tells Murray and Alexei to stay in the car and they leave anyways and… well, we all know what happened to Alexei 🥲

[willgraham49]

Remember when everyone had this as their pfp in 2019-2020 WHY WERE WE LIKE THIS

[nutzgunray-lvt]

Alexei Wearing Your Panties (VERY NSFW)

I really feel like I need to be sent to horny jail, because this idea will not leave my mind. I guess I need to say "Fuck it" and make a whole concept/headcanon about it. As always, I originally got the idea from @charmin-lil-russian. Just, I really need to be sent to horny jail for this. You have been warned.

It wasn't really something he explored before entering a relationship with you and exploring his submission more, but he always had an inkling of curiosity toward your underwear.

He already had a thing for stripping you before sex, and he couldn't help but linger at your underwear, ESPECIALLY your thongs. What did they feel like against your body? They certainly looked amazing on you. But he couldn't help but wonder what they would feel like on him.

The thoughts of him wearing them while out and about would get him painfully hard, but how would he even bring up the subject? He never thought of himself as particularly kinky, but this would not leave his mind.

He got his answer one rainy evening as he watched you doing the laundry.

You had gotten to a stack of your underwear and you could feel Alexei's eyes on you. Or more accurately, your underwear.

A thought ran through your mind: 'would he? No... but what if he did?'

You looked through your stack, eventually settling on a lace red thong. You passed it to him and as he looked down at it first and then you, you gave him a knowing look that said those three words he'd been secretly hoping for.

His hands were shaking as he stripped out of his pants and boxers, and he was already half hard as he nervously pulled the skimpy underwear up his legs. His face was almost as red as the lacey fabric as his stare practically drilled a hole through your head.

You crossed your arms thoughtfully and stared at Alexei's now fully hard cock. It hardly fit, and seeing him squirm and quietly whimper at the line in between his cheeks had you getting quite wet. After a couple of minutes, you decided to put him out of his misery and slinked over to him, pulling his head down for a kiss.

"Doesn't my good boy feel so pretty?" you whispered, giggling as he threw his head back and whined.

"Doesn't it feel so nice wearing these? Don't you wish you could wear them every day?" you continued, your hand sliding down his chest to squeeze his cock. He moaned loudly and involuntarily bucked into your hand.

"Shhh, it's okay," you soothed, getting down on your knees. "Mama will take care of you. Just be still."

What followed was you mouthing along his cock and teasing the thin line of fabric between his cheeks, whispering about how you could pick out underwear for him to wear, how you could even buy him his own stash, how you wanted to take pictures of him like this so he could see what a pretty little boy he was.

Alexei was nearly crying as he stood in place, his legs shaking as he begged to please be allowed to cum inside of you, he'd be good, he was being so good, just please Mama please Mama please please please -

And how could you ever say no? That night, Alexei gave what was probably his hardest orgasm.

Starting the next week, while getting ready for date night, you would ask, "and do you have your panties on?"

That was a one way ticket into having his hands all over at the restaurant, at the movies, wherever you were going, a one way ticket into having him tease you with almost kisses and sneaky touches.

But on the OTHER hand, it was a one way ticket into him receiving a spanking once you got home, a spanking that would end in you stroking him over his skimpy underwear, scolding him over what a perverted little boy he was to try things in public.

If you were in a particularly debauched mood, you would get him off in a semi public place and make him wear the cum stained underwear for the duration of your date.

If you were feeling mean, you'd put him in a pair of your panties, get him painfully hard, and take pictures with your Polaroid, cooing over how pretty and sexy he was while refusing to let him touch himself or you.

[strangerthingsreversebigbang]

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