#Alexei Smirnoff

[iitf]

They’re so plums coded I don’t know

[logansgaar]

I've just learned that there's only a 5 year age gap between Joe Keery and Alec Utgoff and it made me suddenly even more sad about Alexei in season 3 because what if Alexei was also only 5 years older than Steve, about 23-24

Adds more fuel to the statistic that you're way more likely to die as a named character in Stranger Things if you're under the age of 25 (Barb, Sara, the 16 kids in the lab, Alice Creel, Billy, Alexei, Heather, Chrissy, Patrick, Eddie, Fred, Jason and technically Max too)

[theshippirate22]

never forget that Joyce, Hopper, and Murray took Alexei to the hospital after he was shot and he recovered entirely besides a little scar and he became an american citizen and now he lives with Murray and he drinks a lot of (cherry) slurpees and watches a lot of cartoons and keeps his stuffed Woody Woodpecker on his bed and every so often he calls Robin so she can practice her Russian and he can practice his English and he loves the kids and sends them money Murray hid (albeit not well) “specifically for emergencies” on their birthdays and he goes to joyce and hopper’s for dinner every other sunday and everyone calls him uncle alyosha and he and dustin build “machinas” together and he helps El with her math homework and

[idksjdhshdhd]

And when someone gets out of a car next season and tell someone else to stay put and they leave the car anyways, what then?

In case you didn’t catch on at this point, Joyce told Will and Mike to stay in the car in season two, they leave anyways, Will has a seizure or something

In season three, Hopper tells Murray and Alexei to stay in the car and they leave anyways and… well, we all know what happened to Alexei 🥲

[cerebraljopper]

his hair plugs go so crazy here

[chuchayucca]

Alexei living in Hawkins headcanons

Alexei became an American citizen with help of Dr. Owen.

He lives with the Byers family, they renovated the shed into Alexei’s new bedroom.

Alexei helps back by cleaning the house, helping the boys with homework, and teaching them life skill such as woodwork, directions skills, and how to make weapons from nature.

For Will’s birthday, Alexei rebuild the Byers castle into a better bigger fort.

Alexei became unexpected friends with Mr. Clerke who was happy to finally have another scientist in town to talk to.

They talk about the newest scientific theories and discoveries and build projects together.

He learned English though watching cartoons and can speak the language decently.

He discovered bands he like, the Beatles, Talking Heads, Bokonon, UFO, and The Originals.

Alexei just stays at home or takes walks into the forest. He passes the time by building mini machines, watching cartoons, and taking care of the house.

He only goes into town to buy books, buy needed material to build his mini machines, and to visit Joyce and Mr. Clarke.

Alexei visits Murray and they both chat about Alexei’s new life, new release music, and conspiracy theories about the American and Russian government and the upside down.

Alexei doesn’t like loud noises, crowded areas, and the sight of stuffed animals.

[delinnquentt]

this mans face card is omg

[trulyanentity]

i just rewatched season three of stranger things so I'm now crying for 5 seconds every minute than saying "no wdym Billy, Jim, and Alexei died?" then crying again

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

GUYS ITS 7-11 DAY

Do you know what that means? It means Alexei would be spending the day driving to different 7-11s and getting free slurpees

[kikolagito]

alexei is literally my favourite character im losing it

[iitf]

Little dumb comic with these two

And doodles

[stevethehairharringtonn]

Remember when everyone had this as their pfp in 2019-2020 WHY WERE WE LIKE THIS

[justmy-account]

i want people to mention Alexei, Benny, etc. in s5, bc why is no one talking abt them

[idksjdhshdhd]

Alexei, right after confessing that the Russians were trying to reopen the gate to the UD and that their own very lives of both them and their children + everyone else in Hawkins could legitimately be in danger: Can we watch Looney Tunes now ☺️

[cerebraljopper]

jopper warriors

[strangerthingsreversebigbang]

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