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a police station in a foreign country for the setting prompts if you're still taking them <3
Thank you, grace! 💝 For prompt number 13, "a police station in a foreign country."
RWRB, firstprince, featuring Henry throwing a punch, Alex scheming, and a fair amount of silliness. Post-canon, pre-bonus chapter.
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“You can't punch him, you're a prince of fucking England,” Alex hisses.
It pains him to say it, obviously. The asshole standing in front of them has a punchable face–and extremely punch-worthy homophobic, xenophobic, racist opinions. It's not the first time they've had to just stand and listen to this kind of crap, but it never gets any easier.
Hell, Alex might take a swing himself if he didn't know for a fact that it would get him ushered out of England kicking and screaming, cursed to a life of long-distance love, groveling to his mom, and praying that one day, someday, Henry might escape the clutches of the monarchy and join him in the U.S. and–
“A prince,” Henry says mildly, in a tone that Alex has only heard once before, “me? You must be mistaken.”
And he hauls back his fist.
“Fucking–Henry!”
It's a solid punch.
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The less said about the next few hours, the better.
It doesn't really matter that Henry's a prince and Alex is the First Son of the United States. Or, well, it does, but only in the sense that when they're sitting in the police station, butts going numb in uncomfortable plastic chairs, they've got a whole entourage with them. There are three PPOs and two Secret Service officers, and the way Zahra keeps blowing up Alex's phone, she probably counts as present, too.
The chair he's sitting in squeaks obnoxiously when Alex leans over to whisper to Henry. “You know, if we had one more person on our side, we'd be a baseball team.”
“More's the pity that we're in England, not America, I suppose.”
“I don't know. If you were dead set on punching a fuckhead in the face, I think it's good you did it in England. I mean, your family must own all the dungeons here, right? When they lock you away, it'll be like home sweet home.”
Henry lets out a huff. “You realize we're not actually living in the Middle Ages, don't you?”
“Fuck that. If cops today could still use the rack, they would, in a heartbeat. And you can quote me on–”
Two chairs down, Amy clears her throat loudly.
“I mean,” Alex backpedals, “I mean. I sure do love sitting here quietly in a foreign police station and not stirring up shit.”
“Don't we all,” Henry sighs, rubbing at his bruised knuckles.
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The asshole guy–the punchee–says he won't press charges, to which the royal family replies that it will graciously agree to the same. It's a weird response that Alex isn't thinking too hard about tonight. Yeah, the guy had been a shithead, but Henry had been the one to throw hands. Technically, Henry's at fault here, unless–
“Are you like a swan?”
Henry has a cold, wet washcloth covering his face, but his confusion is audible through the fabric. “Pardon?”
“Like, if someone touches the Queen's swans, they're guilty, probably even if the swans were trying to fucking beak them or whatever. So I thought–”
“Alex–”
“Is it the same with you?” Alex twists sideways on the couch, watching as Henry peels the washcloth off his face. “Do you have honorary swan status?”
“I know how you feel about large birds, Alex.”
“This isn't about that!”
“No, I do not have ‘honorary swan status,’” Henry says. “I'm just one of the latest in a long line of unnecessary archaic figureheads who can behave badly and, it seems, get away with it.”
“That dick fucking deserved it.”
“Nevertheless.”
“Where'd you learn to punch like that? Dueling classes at Eton?”
“Boxing club at Oxford, actually.”
“No way. Seriously?”
“I had a crush on an instructor.” Even though he looks exhausted, one corner of Henry's mouth lifts upward. “If I recall correctly, I trained for three or four months before dropping it as a lost cause.”
“Punching people wasn't your cup of tea, huh?”
“Despite appearances otherwise today, no. And anyway, the instructor was hopelessly straight.”
“Lucky for you, I'm not,” Alex says, leaning in to kiss him.
When they break apart, Henry seems sheepish. “I still shouldn't have done it.”
“We can't change that now, but here's the game plan. The next time someone spews toxic, hateful abuse at us, we'll have two options.”
“Option one?”
Alex holds up one finger. “Option one: we leave. Doesn't matter where we are or who we're supposed to be impressing or whatever. If it sucks, hit the bricks, as the internet says.”
“And option two?”
Alex uses the finger he's already holding up to point at his own face. “Option two: I kiss you. It's a classic distraction move. Option two is also valid no matter where we are or who we're supposed to be impressing. Both options mean we won't have to listen to the bullshit.”
“I'm afraid the Queen would hate either. In fact, I'm not sure which would rile her more: our kissing in public or simply… walking away, refusing to be subject to the invective.”
“Exactly. It's a win-win for us on multiple levels.”
The expression on Henry's face is brighter than it has been all day. That, too, is a major win for Alex. “You're truly a force to be reckoned with, love, do you know that?”
“Yeah,” Alex agrees, “I'm a one-two punch. But, like, the metaphorical kind. Now come here so I can kiss you again.”
#faketrex writes#setting prompts#it ends up being like a 90 to 10 split in favor of kissing#the Queen does in fact hate it#Alex fucking loves it#truly a win-win in Henry's book too#fandom: intro to international relations#firstprince fic
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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—
I'M SORRY????
#this is so fucking funny#I love this patch already#truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach#which is full of raw eggs#baby boy why#are the gains that important#help#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#alex mullner
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a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind
#so in summary:#coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone#they are all so insane and i love them for it#and also its such a perfect representation of a brain#bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!!#dimension 20#dimension 20 mentopolis#mentopolis#mentopolis spoilers#d20#dnd#brennan lee mulligan#hunch curio#anastasia tension#conrad schintz#the fix#imedla pulse#dan fucks#alex song xia#hank green#danielle radford#freddy wong#siobhan thompson#mike trapp#d20 cast#long post#andis thought geyser
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HELLOOOOOOOOO ONE AND ALL
#dimension 20#d20#brennan lee mulligan#FUCK YES#(i drew brennan because i didnt know the cast but)#ALEX SONG XIA BACK IN THE DOME. WHAT A WIN. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TREAT.#FUCK. honestly dont jnow if i can live watch this seaso n but WHAT A DELIGHT.#AND IFY AND REKHA oh my bloodkeep loving heart#first time watching izzy and jacob play so that’s beautifully exciting too oh deat oh dear#my art
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i drew them,, with some mixed results
#you can tell how much steam i had lost by the time i got to penny 😭😭😭 sorry girl you deserve better#these r a mixed bag for me.. like i rlly love the shane harvey elliott emily and haley but the others are kinda meh#probs bc its also like the first time i drew them but 🤷♂️#stardew valley#sdv#wait shit i have to tag them all ah fuck#sdv bachelors#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv bachelorettes#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny#what the hell i drew twelve characters that doesnt sound right#my art#i rlly like the way elliotts hair turned out. something about the shapes there feels good#also that shane is the cutest shane i will ever draw. i have peaked.
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The Goths
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 cas#simblr community#show us your sims#townie makeover#bella goth#mortimer goth#cassandra goth#alexander goth#i aged Cassandra to a young adult and alex to a teen!!#ngl i fucking did amazing i love them all#my sims
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I can't fix him because he aches for my blade and I could never deny him due to my bloodlust
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“friends turned rivals turned teammates turned frenchmen on the podium… together”
CLOSE ENOUGH WELCOME BACK CROFTY DELIVERING THE BROCEDES EULOGY ON LIVE TV
#f1#formula 1#brazilian gp 2024#brazilian gp#fucking beautiful#simply lovely#pierresteban#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#eo31#pg10#alpine#alpine f1#brocedes#alex jacques#jacques you never fail to deliver my man#friends teammates childhood buddy rival everything but a lover#throwback sunday what the fuck
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firstprince through hand holding (or henry letting himself have the love he deserves)
#i could not fit ALL of them but i see it as like their milestones#first time. emotional depth. first almost i love you. trust love and commitment. standing up for their love. showing the world.#this was really hard actually but fuck it we bawl#one of these gifs has 7 different versions bet you couldnt have guessed looking at them lmfao#my edit#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez
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Mentopolis brain rot. I have been forcing my friend to watch it with me :D
If this doesn’t explain their relationship, I don’t know what does
Time Taken: 4 hours 34 minutes and 3 seconds
App: Procreate
#my art#d20#dimension 20#d20 mentopolis#dimension20#mentopolis#dimension 20 mentopolis#fanart#art#d20 fanart#illustration#meme#dan fucks#dan phucks#freddie wong#conrad schintz#alex song xia#uncle dan fucks#doing what all uncles do#i love them#<333
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If you ever want to know why I love MotoGP more than F1, it's the mentality.
Don't get me wrong, the fancy F1 style which is mostly professional with some funny moments is perfect. But it's mainly glamorous. It's supposed to be the perfect Monaco sport.
MotoGP has the expensive aspect as well. But they are just a bunch of chaotic man that love motorcycles and no one is trying to change that for the media.
In f1 people get media training about the "Can you wank yet" question. The laugh about "lol" from max or the "if my mom had balls she'd be my dad" quote was quoted way too many times. The webber glass smash or the angry hat through from brocedes is still legendary. Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg being "anything but lovers". I literally can't think of any significant media thing. Sorry.
Motogp is like... Let me post a picture of me touching my balls thorough my race wear. I think it was Quartararo who made a video imply that he's racing in fucking lingerie. They get ass smacks from their team before and after a session. Pecco and Bez are getting referred to as an old married couple. Rider jumping on (and fucking) each other in prac ferme. Jorge said that he'll marry his childhood rival in 2-3 years after they hugged (we know you're touch starved, Jorge but how good was that hig please?). Bez talking to Domizia (Pecco's fiance) and calling Bagnaia "OUR future husband". The Marquez brothers kissed ON THE MOUTH on International live TV. Martin and Aleix E. kissed each other in a club (I think it was them, no idea about the context). And Vale... He proudly said in an interview FFM porn is his favorite and he wants to be a member of the mile high club. I CAN GO ON.
AND IT'S NOT EVEN CONSIDERED EXTRAORDINARY BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES IT.
That's why motogp is better. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#f1#max verstappen#motogp#lando norris#mark webber#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#fabio quartararo#marco bezzecchi#valentino rossi#marc marquez#dani pedrosa#jorge lorenzo#alex marquez#Motogp is the shady cousin that teaches you questionable things at the family gathering#And they also have a women's series starting soon and women competing inother classes#They get grid-boys by the way so EQUALITY#And we got grid girls#Yeah I'm lesbian I like them#I love those silly little boys so much it's getting ridiculous#JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THE MEDIA VIDEOS#and one is married to his step sister#pedrenzo#rosquez#FUCKING ROSQUEZ#Oh and they touch the crotches of their co-workers on a regular basis
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Some of my favourite descriptive closed captions from this season of Dimension 20: Mentopolis
It's truly such a great season; filled with film noir tropes, that the Prefrontal PIs parody in the most hilarious way, but also inspired by the concept of Inside Out leading to incredibly touching moments, clever psychological/biological/sciency processes, oh and also so. many. puns! :D
#Dimension 20#Mentopolis#Brennan Lee Mulligan#Hank Green#Freddie Wong#Mike Trapp#Siobhan Thompson#Danielle Radford#Alex Song Xia#I love everybody in this season and I truly don't want it to end it's SO good!!#The Fix#Daniel Fucks#Hunch Curio#Imelda Pulse#Anastasia Tension#Conrad Schintz#dnd#forever loling#Inside Out#dropout#d20 mentopolis#d&d
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Lolex as text messages
#this is so stupid#but i love them#fuck you james voeles for splitting them up#lolex#sargebon#alex albon#logan sargeant#formula one rpf#formula 1#f1#formula one
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it’s been AGES since i’ve done one of these so: writeblr! what are we working on?
reblog this with your elevator pitch (and aesthetics/moodboards if you feel like it), link your WIP intros or relevant excerpts you’d like boosted, and i’ll do my damnedest to reblog everybody who responds in the next few days.
(P.S. bonus points if you tell me your favourite thing about it)
#writeblr#writing community#let’s goooooo#i fucking Love doing this and i always forget that i have free will and can do it literally whenever#alex talks
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this show sure loved its blue and green filters may it rest in peace
#THIS IS NOT SHIP ART#Alex rider#yassen gregorovich#loved their dynamic it was fun#digital art#alex rider fanart#alex rider season 3#alex rider tv#shout out to yassen for not kicking the bucket and simply retiring#sad it’s over but thank fuck she didn’t get cancelled on a cliff hanger#looking at u Wayne 2019…..#procreate#artists on tumblr#art#portrait#fanart#digital painting#drawing Alex before I pick up my friend Alex from the airport tmrw..#how silly of me#alex rider art#study#even though I’m sad we didn’t get to see more of the K-unit I’m glad we got a season with a lotta yassen#I’m gonna fortnite …..#unless dickwad cancels on me#digital artist
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If we get Henry saying this in the movie I might just actually DIE..😭
"when have i ever, since the first instant i touched you, pretended to be anything less than in love with you?"
#ALEX AND HENRY I DARE YOU NOT TO BE IN LOVE FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND#red white and royal blue movie#red white and royal blue#i am so dead#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#rwrb movie#rwrb#rwrb book#henry x alex#firstprince#go feral
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