#Alex Krycek

[take-it-on-the-run]

There is no way this Alex Krycek guy is straight

[nicknelosn]

the x files + text posts -> 2/?

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Fox Mulder's Standup Comedy Demo Reel (part 2/?)

[xf-cases-solved]

guys, alex krycek is the Most Character of All Time

he's a bright young fbi agent. just kidding, he's secretly working for the shadow government syndicate. the syndicate hates him. so does everyone else. he killed mulder's father. he's a great assassin. he and his accomplice killed scully's sister on accident. he's a terrible assassin. he survived a car bombing. the bomb was put in the car to kill him specifically bc he's so bad at his job. he cannot have a single interaction with mulder that is not intensely homoerotic. mulder once beat the shit out of him in a chinese airport and then the wife of a french diver gave him the black oil virus in the bathroom. like that's not even a euphemism for anything, that's literally what happens. he's working for the syndicate again. he purges the black oil violently from his face and then gets abandoned behind a door underground. he is no longer working for the syndicate. he once beat the shit out of skinner in a stairwell. in retaliation, skinner later shirtlessly beats the shit out of him and handcuffs him to his balcony where he almost dies. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. his parents were cold war immigrants and he's fluent in russian. we only learn this right before mulder is going to abandon him handcuffed to a car to go to russia. he and mulder go to russia. bad things are happening, but they're in it together. just kidding, krycek is working for the russian government. just kidding, now he is being held prone on the ground while people saw his left arm off. now he has a prosthetic arm. he's working for the russian government. he and marita are enemies. he and marita are fucking. it's probable that krycek doesn't know how to have relationships that aren't both erotic and filled with hate. he's on mulder's team now, he even kissed him about it. just kidding, he's working for the syndicate again. he has a remote that controls nanobots(???) inside skinner's body, allowing him to harm and/or kill him at will. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. it's all going to hell and the only person he's going to save is himself. he helps get nearly the entire syndicate slaughtered. he throws cigarette smoking man down a flight of stairs to his death. he's a great assassin. he can save mulder's life. he's not going to save mulder's life. scully's child cannot be born. he will help them get her somewhere safe so the child can be born. he's going to take mulder's life. skinner takes his life instead. now he's a ghost. his ghost is on mulder's side. the cigarette smoking man outlives him. he's a terrible assassin

[saturnbeary]

part 3 of some homemade txf text posts!!

part 1

[swiftzeldas]

The X-Files 4.08: Tunguska

[denyeverything69]

"Marita, your dog is at the office please come pick him up."

[dailytxf]

HANDCUFFED ALEX KRYCEK in THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S04E08 ‘Tunguska’

[halfali3n]

krycek scribbles

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

I'm reading the Tunguska script and this bit sent me into hysterics 😭 it roughly translates to "You son of a bitch- I hope your grave gets overgrown with dicks". I've actually never heard this expression before. never thought I'd learn something new about my mother tongue from an american show

[zipstick]

[foxsfiles]

my friend just watched Ascension and was texting me abt Krycek and here we are.

[sentientsky]

krycek i think there might be easier ways to get the man into bed. just sayinf

[swiftzeldas]

The X-Files 4.08: Tunguska

[mockingjaysongbird]

THE X-FILES 30th ANNIVERSARRY CELEBRATION | DAY 2: favorite season - s4

Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it. And that's a place to start. That's where the hope is.

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?