#Aleksander Foxx

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𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐱𝐱: 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐝.

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐱𝐱: 𝐌𝐫. 𝐒𝐧𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐞!

𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐱𝐱: …

𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐱𝐱: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐌𝐫. 𝐒𝐧𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬—

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Preview time! This isn’t for the eminent tale, but I wanted to show off some Foxx since a few people mentioned him in the replies to a previous post. This excerpt is right from the start of the tale and I feel like it should give readers some idea of what to expect in terms of case and plot, though obviously not everything there is revealed in this. This was also largely taken from a previous iteration of the tale that changed somewhat, so some things are obviously subject to change. 

Probably the biggest lie Aleksander Foxx was ever told was that children were dumb. Children lacked context for a lot of things, though they could hardly be blamed for that, but that didn't mean that they were dumb. They were quick to notice patterns and had good memories for things of perceived importance. Foxx was quite glad his daughter perceived his comings and goings as something of import, but there were nevertheless times when that worked to his detriment.

Daaad, are you coming home on time today? Daaad, where were you? Daaad, were you with that pretty lady? All questions he had to fend off without lying to Lucille, which came down to him always saying he was 'at work.' Not a lie, of course, but the little girl didn't know what that meant and was harboring a resentment toward that fact. That resentment only grew each time he stayed at work later than he said he would.

She didn't even think it was a cool job, either, just a mall cop for a plastics company. Why couldn't they have given him Smith-Campbell Petroleum as a job instead? At least that explodes.

So, as Aleksander made his way down to where they kept the medium-risk humanoids, he found himself frowning at his phone. Even if he did have a good excuse to give her, something was jamming communications out of the site. Or he was just underneath several meters of solid concrete. Or both. Aleksander let out a deep sigh. Lucille knew how to hold a grudge, and being late again with no new mom to show for it would certainly be something worth being upset about. That girl had certain expectations for her dad. She was anything but stupid.

"Ooh, Mr. Foxx, is that, like, a motion tracker or something?"

This kid, on the other hand, might have been a bit of a moron.

"No, Daniel, it's an Android." Aleksander held up the phone to show him. Though, maybe he shouldn't be too harsh. Iris barely knew what smartphones were, and she was a smart kid. She'd just been locked up for a while. "Uh, how long have you been here, Daniel?"

"About eight months."

Aleksander squinted. "Riiiight…" Well, the 'break glass in case of emergency' list of anomalies he got from Andrea can't be filled with nothing but idiots. Although, it was supposedly just a list of people Iris rejected. Well, she can't have rejected them all for the same reason.

You can't set up a team and expect everyone to be perfect, that's why it's a team in the first place, he thought. Like Ocean's Eleven, but with Aleksander as the George Clooney character. Who's also a lot like James Bond, since he's so good at everything. Well, like James Bond except in how everyone around him dies. So he's more like John Wick since he has a dead wife, right, and Lucille is like his dog who he loves. Though Lucille would probably not want to be compared to a dog. That and the fact that, uh…

"So, uh, Mr. Foxx?" Daniel snapped Aleksander out of his thoughts. "I'm really, like - I mean, thank you for grabbing me for this." Speaking a little soon, there. "But, what are we doing again?"

Aleksander stroked his chin. "Heh. Our mission, as it stands, is to liberate the North maintenance control terminal from the hostile invaders." 'Liberate' was a good way to say 'shoot everyone in there with a pulse' to someone like Daniel, he figured.

"Oh, so… no hostages to save?" Daniel slumped over a little bit as he trailed behind Aleksander. Whether that was because he'd have no way of directly seeing the results of his actions or because he wanted other people to see him, Aleksander didn't know, and didn't particularly care.

"No, Daniel," Aleksander said, slowing his pace down to stand next to Daniel and leaning in. "The whole site is being held hostage. Right now, the fire suppression system is active. All the power doors in the facility are shut, and only the bad guys can open them from there." He hoped he was doing a good job walking the tightrope between instilling enough urgency in the kid and scaring him. Luckily, it seemed like he wasn't quite smart enough to realize that meant there was no backup coming and the 'bad guys' had inside knowledge of the site's layout and procedures.

"Oh, yeah, okay." Daniel nodded, taking in the information, and slowly turned to Aleksander. "So… what exactly do you need me for?"

Target saturation. "Oh, come on!" Aleksander clapped Daniel on the back. "Who wouldn't want Cactusman on their side?"

As expected, Daniel took the bait, smiling and failing to ask any follow-up questions. Attaboy.

"Now we just need one more member of the team," Aleksander said to himself as he peeled off to take a closer look at a heavy door sunken into a wall. "Daniel, you keep a lookout, okay?" He said as he rummaged through all the loose bullets he had stuffed in his pocket until he was able to produce a crumbled-up sheet of paper, its condition only made worse by the other inhabitants in the pocket. He squinted at its half-faded writing. Four, something, five, something.

Daniel poked his head down the threshold - in the opposite direction of where he'd need to be looking to keep a lookout - and smiled. "You're grabbing Rainer for this, too? Wow, it's like our own superhero team!"

Aleksander cringed at the comment in place of Iris, who had once prattled on and on to him about how annoyed she was that some Lenny girl had said something similar to her. But, hey, at least he knew he was in the right place. Iris had also complained to him about someone named Rainer whose application she rejected. Well, she had complained to Andrea in both cases, but Aleksander was nothing if not observant. Which was different from being nosy.

"Uh huh." Aleksander squinted at the control pad. Biometric locks, even if it did only want a fingerprint. "I need a key. Watch the door, will you?" He walked past Daniel to a security room across the hall, stepping over the broken glass from its shot-out window. Peeking in, he saw a guard slumped motionless on the ground. Bingo.

Crouching down next to him, Aleksander pulled out his combat knife (that he was finally going to get to use!) and tried to remember how to take someone's pulse. Not that he didn't pay attention when Jackie was going over first aid with everyone, no… Well, a little, perhaps, but that was because stone-cold killers like him were more concerned about stopping pulses than restarting them. Wasn't it, like, under the arm? He pressed two fingers into the guards arm underneath his armpit and counted to ten. Nope, nothing.

"Oh, Mr. Foxx, I don't think you need a key for this door," Daniel said. "Look, there's no keyhole or anything."

"Uh, no, you need, like, a finger." Aleksander was only half-focusing on responding has he felt up the guard's bones. "It's a fingerprint scanner."

"Okay, I get it!" Daniel's chipper tone made Aleksander stop what he was doing and peek over the broken window. "I can get it, don't worry!"

"Wait, Daniel, if it's the wrong one it'll shock-"

"Aaaaaaah!" Daniel screamed, startled by the shock.

"Aaaaaaah!" The guard yelled, starting awake.

"AAAAAAAH!" Aleksander shrieked, jumping backwards.

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Similar to my aesthetic wallpaper set made for Ruprecht Carter, here is one for the SCP wiki’s dad-of-the-year, Aleksander Foxx/ Moss Heart! Truth be told, he’s probably my favorite MC&D employee, or at least in the top three. Figured he deserved some more content!

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Aleksander Foxx seems to be an original in the calm tale which sucks because I like the dynamic between him and his kid :(

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“The man, perfectly dressed in his immaculate suit and tie in hunter green...”

Ahhhh yes, Aleksander Foxx, underrated father of the year.

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New Resurrection Tale. Adams and Foxx go on a vacation.

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Top 5 scp men?

You'll find this list is weighted pretty heavily towards anomalies than staff members. I tend to not actually care all that much about staff/senior staff, for a few reasons, but I probably won't get into them here. Anywho, this list isn't in any particular order.

SCP-2800, Cactusman, the Spiked Menace. I'm a fan of characters that keep getting back up to get the shit kicked out of them, and Daniel, the poor guy, fits the bill. His 'powers' are also plainly pathetic, but even so, he keeps trucking on, even with his internal struggles. Generally, it's those two tropes that endear me to him, and the rare win he gets in his article is nice.

SCP-4051, even if he is a bootlicker. Deepwell isn't for everyone, obviously, and while I tend to not like the articles in it, Rainer's story was something that stuck with me. It's the 'emotionally abusive Foundation' trope done very well, and Rainer is the perfect mark for it.

Dr. Robert Scranton, of SCP-3001 fame. Yes, this is one of the most positively received articles on the wiki, and the debate over what deserved the 3000 spot aside, this article is generally worth the hype. It was one of the first things I'd read that made me cry when I read it (though the first would be Flowers for Algernon when I read it on a whim in grade school when I had nothing else to do in study hall). Some of Robert's lines in this stuck with my far longer than any other character on the wiki.

Skunkboy, from Clef's GOC tale series. I know you asked for SCP men but I'll be real, not many come to mind that I feel all that strongly about. Though the series isn't the most tightly-written thing on the wiki, I still enjoy it and feel like Sparkplug deserves to be in more articles. I like Skunkboy's more brotherly relationship with Spider, and while he's the comic relief of the group, it never gets grating. You may remember him as the guy who got flashbanged and then repeatedly kicked in the balls by Iris.

Probably Aleksander Foxx. I wasn't too fond of him in the original Resurrection run until Calm, where he's a huge dork who sees twenty-somethings the same way he sees his elementary schooler daughter. An incredibly dangerous assassin who really doesn't feel bad about killing or anything but is just concerned about his daughter's college fund and making his coworkers like him is a fun character.

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Lowlight of the tale

-cyborg iceberg

Highlights of the tale

-aleksander foxx

-“you are now Kain Pathos Crow” “Stop being Kain Pathos Crow”

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SCP 105 Iris Thompson doesn't know Ellen, but the doctors from Project Lethe let her watch the hit film Finding Dory, which leads to adding Dory from the hit film Finding Dory onto her 'kin' list.

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