#Alejandra jones

[ronnyraygun]

Medieval AU bullshittery!!!! Johnny, Danny, Alejandra, and Robbie face cards. :3

[robbiereyesangr114]

Quick shitpost headcannon (open to tweaks and altering it)

So the idea is that since Robbie (and this applies for other Ghost Riders too) is technically undead, things like sweating, farting/burping, and human functions like that don't work anymore the way they would. Since he burns up and everything inside him burns when he does, he wouldn't have a build-up of gas inside him, nor would he need the restroom since things like the bile and liquid inside him isn't part of him it'd be burnt away and not regenerate after transformations and with the Ghost Rider having Self Sustenance he wouldn't necessarily NEED to eat to survive and for sustenance anyways so having no food in him wouldn't affect them much like a normal human but assuming he still would just out of habit and for the taste

[macbxth-pdf]

I don't care if nobody gets the vision on this one but fuck it.

BUTCH GHOST RIDER

ALEJANDRA JONES, ROBBIE REYEZ OR AN OC

Like pleaseeeeeeeee

If its the Robbie version: A BUTCH IN A FLAMING MUSCLE CAR?!?

[tea-with-cinnamontoast]

i know this is in the whole battleworld thing BUT THIS FUCKING PANEL YALL !!!!

[comicsiswild]

Venom (2011) #13

[battlevann]

this is weirdly specific but

Johnny has 'your weird uncle who gives you questionable and vague life advice' energy

Danny has 'your dad's brother' energy

Alejandra has 'distant cousin who shows up to a family function once every three years' energy

Robbie has 'your favorite cousin who has to interpret your weird uncle's rambles' energy

dont ask me what any of this means, idk either

[existingtm]

What's Alejandra up to now? Was her last appearance really during all the codex shit? it's been years

She still dead? Fr? Bring her back

[sequentialmadness]

Another Ghost Rider sketch card commission (yes, from the same patron!), so this time I cooked up the Alejandra Jones version.

[kirbydots]

While Alejandra’s origin story is not good, I do love that the writers decided that she starts off immediately at full power. It’s what she deserves.

[donna-the-fandom-girl-blog]

ᴀʟᴇᴊᴀɴᴅʀᴀ ᴊᴏɴᴇs ɢʜᴏsᴛ ʀɪᴅᴇʀ

"The Spirit of Vengeance is coming for you."

[pernillecfcw]

Uwcl prep 🩷🩷

[tea-with-cinnamontoast]

this is so them fr

[comicsiswild]

Venom (2011) #13.1

[wazzappp]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

THE FUCKVKVONG. THE. AA. FUCK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WHERES THE ANIMATED SERIES I NEED IT I NEED THIS TO BE AN ADVERTISMWNT FOR AN ANIMATED SERIES OAKSKSKKDKFKKGKDBHAHAJSKJFKGNRJKGNGKDKNSNSNCKCKD

the. Hte. Lil sparkles everywhere.EVERYONES FUCKED UP EYES!!!!! THE HAIR. THE FUCKING HAIR. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Words are not wording rn brother but holy fucking shit Holy shit Holy shitballs woah.

ITS DONE I DID IT NOW I GET TO NOT LOOK AT IT JUDGING ME FROM MY RECENTLY OPENED

[tomorowisjustamystery]

They are having a good time over there

[gothicprep]

i've been meaning to write something for a while now about how misinformation is not a partisan issue, it's just an issue in general. i was mulling over writing something about how infowars waterboards statistics into saying whatever alex jones wants – i'll still probably do that in the future – but it's not something that exactly supports my thesis here.

but, lucky me, i had a perfect example fall into my lap this week.

so, was andrew tate taken into custody over twitter beef with greta thunberg? the short answer is "no" but i'll elaborate.

here's the primary romanian news report about the cops taking the tate brothers into custody. the way that this has been reported in US news media has basically been that a pizza box in andrew tate's video response to thunberg helped romanian authorities confirm his location. here's a daily beast article that insinuates this:

In a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.

here's the problem with that, though – none of the romanian journalists who reported on this story said anything about the pizza box thing. there's also a huge problem with these stories just... citing each other.

if you dig through the citation loop long enough, you end on this daily star article that cites tweets (jurnelism!) from, of course, alejandra caraballo

According to Alejandra Caraballo, a writer and clinical instructor posting on Twitter: “Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts.

(as an aside, if you follow her on twt, i'd heavily recommend against doing that. she spews bullshit like her life depends on it and i think this is inexcusable.)

these are caraballo's tweets in question:

the source for this is the romanian article i linked to earlier in this post. it doesn't say any of this. at least, the english translated version of it doesn't. for what it's worth, i'm not a romanian speaker, and i don't have any benchmark for judging if google's translation service is missing linguistic nuances. here's what it actually says:

Sources close to the investigation stated, for Gândul , that shortly after the completion of the computer expertise, the authorities waited for the right moment to catch the Tate brothers, who were always out of the country.

After seeing, including on social networks, that they were together in Romania, the DIICOT prosecutors mobilized the special troops of the Gendarmerie and descended, by force, on their villa in Pipera, but also on other addresses.

it's also probably worth pointing out that tate's villa was previously searched in april. while the article does say that social media was used to help confirm their location, it doesn't say anything about pizza boxes. and, like, given that tate is a prolific social media poster and was tweeting out videos of romania on sunday, i think it's safe to assume they had a wealth of other information to go off.

and if you don't want to take my word for it, nyt and wapo both reported that the spokesperson for the romanian prosecutor presiding over the case denied the pizza box thing:

Speculation online centered on whether a distinctive pizza box featured in one of Mr. Tate’s tweets to Ms. Thunberg had helped lead the authorities to him, but Ramona Bolla, a spokeswoman for the Directorate for the Investigation of Organized Crime and Terrorism, told The New York Times on Friday that that was not the case.

anyway, ain't it funny how caraballo's made the fuck up pizza tweet got 76 million views, 97k retweets, and 525k likes, while her appended correction got 78k views, 100 retweets, and 820 likes. her initial "source: my mind" tweet is still up. ain't. it. funny.