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Man hailed hero after walking through Aldi's middle aisle without buying anything
by Dafty News
A 45-year-old man from Glasgow has been hailed 'an absolute legend' and a 'hero' after he was caught on CCTV cameras in his local Aldi store not buying anything from the infamous middle aisle, it has emerged.
An Aldi manager revealed to Dafty News this morning: "We examined the footage of the man in our store. He can be seen walking up and down our middle aisle section where we sell most of our crap. "Unfortunately he never purchased anything, despite picking up several items before placing them back down again. "He looked interested at first but when we zoomed in he appeared to not give two fucks and calmly walked off." Aldi made a statement following the bizarre incident: "We admit our middle aisle is full of useless and meaningless crap but with careful and crafty advertizing we can usually persuade about 90% of shoppers into making a purchase in our middle aisle. "This guy nonchalantly walked through without being hooked in by our persuasive offers." It is understood the country's leading supermarket chain plan to change their middle aisle policy by electrocuting shoppers who don't buy anything from that section.
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