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jazzy-a · 3 months ago

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I would find it hilarious if Angel's advances towards Alastor backfire on him at some point.

Instead of making Al a "Daddy", he just becomes a "Dad." And with that comes all the implications where this man is just a needless embarrassment to him.

Angel Dust: After all, I'm one of the hottest, most desirable, GORGEOUS actors in-!

Alastor: Weren't you born right after that dreadfully hilarious little boat accident?

Vaggie: Boat accident? Are you talking about... the Titanic!??

Angel Dust, fuming: You shut your f*cking face or so help me I'll tie your tubes, Radio-head! See how good you talk then!

Alastor, delighted: My! Was that a radio pun, dear? Tell me, did you have a cathedral or tombstone in your time?

Angel Dust: SHUT UP!

Alastor: Poor thing. Probably can't remember in his old age.

Angel Dust: AKJ**!#BFS@3!1JBLQW!*!!!!

#Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #Angel Dust #Radiodust #This is one of those platonic/familial radiodust times I talked about in case you were curious #This scenario gives me life #I want Alastor to be an embarrassing dad #I want all of Angel's flirtation attempts to derail into Alastor just being a FULL dad and ruining them #And then ruining Angel's whole schtick #I either want both of them to bond over the 20/30s or I want the above scenario-- there is no middle ground #I need to think of more scenarios of how Alastor can mess with him #Idk I did some fandom math and figured I could technically place Angel's birth year at around 1915?? Idk if I'll keep that canon in my head #At least for this Alastor dad scenario- it's absolutely canon #Alastor would have loved the Titanic-- think of how many orphans THAT created

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