#Aka Jamsies

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SUCK IT UP JAMSIE

Anya asked the crew to buy her some pads before they headed off for the trip :D

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00Q YouTuber AU - 5: Carter

Alrighty!

Roberta ‘Bobby’ Carter

star of the Double-oh Three YouTube channel

her speciality: parkour

used to be a gymnast

then decided it was more fun to do cool tricks and stunts outside

does them all the time

like she and R are on a date

“ooh look at that trellis I bet I could get up it”

“can you film me? love you!”

she posted short videos on an Instagram page for a while

which is how the people from M Presents find her

she’s very excited to find out that M Presents want R and Q

and volunteers her ‘networking connections’

which is just an excuse to drag R to the next meeting and lay all over her

shameless disaster bi

love her

Q comes along too because Carter told him he had to

there was no asking involved

it’s fine he trusts her

(mostly)

they arrive at the meeting and approx. three minutes (3) minutes later Carter tells R that Q and Double-oh Seven are going to date

Q is busy making friends with Double-oh Seven on the other side of the room and thus cannot hear

this is lucky for Carter

if Q heard, her internet connection would be in danger

if Bond heard, her physical safety would be in danger

the both of them are clueless for a long time and she delights in watching it unfold

anyway Carter decides that she has to appraise the future bf

and finds out that he is actually very cool

but on no account will she ever say this to Bond’s face

things she will say to Bond’s face include

“you’re a knob”

“stop being such a prick”

“bow down before your overlord”

(aka she beat him at the range throwing knives)

“bi solidarity, Jamsie”

she is the only person in the entire world who gets away with calling him Jamsie

he calls her Rob when she’s annoying him

but yeah they make friends

and bond over their mutual hatred over Double-oh Two

I mean everyone hates Double-oh Two

bc Richard Beaufort is a man ‘who had never any thing to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name’

(dick)

((an aside: Jane Austen is savage, okay))

the first time M Presents filmed a scene with her they tried to make her damsel in distress

she laughed at them

and then bullied Bond into helping her rewrite the script

so Double-oh Four, Edward Cadogan, was the poor innocent stuck

and Carter led the charge to save him

with Bond at her back

when Bond and Q finally get together she spends a week crowing ‘I told you so’ at R

Q and Bond find this out at their wedding

but that’s a story for later

next up: Tanner?

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00Q YouTuber AU - 4: Moneypenny

Eve Moneypenny

wonder of wonders

she was being considered for a Double-oh channel

but she was the one in charge of props when Bond got shot

so they decide perhaps she shouldn’t be in close proximity to dangerous gadgets

she is furious about this to start with

(she was given the prop by someone who was supposed to know what they were doing)

(she was told to take the shot)

(she took the shot)

Bond is barely even hurt

Carter is laughing, c’mon he’s fine

but no

they put her behind a camera

(take the shot)

and then they give her a management role on M Presents

and my god

she was Born for this role

this woman looks at an empty youtube channel with three videos

and a twitter feed with seven retweets

and an Instagram with one old photo

and she Gets To Work

within a day, she has consistent branding for the channel

she uploads matching profile pictures and headers

all with a matching colour scheme

and sends coordinated but personalised graphics to each of the Double-oh channels

Bond messages her personally to say ‘no hard feelings for the attempted murder’

she sends back ‘please, if I had actually been making an attempt, you would be dead’

Bond does not argue with this fact

‘well if you want another go with a gun, I know a guy’

she takes him up on this offer

she and Q very quickly become friends

and she and R make friends even faster

Bond and Carter are vaguely put out by this

“Jamsie, she’s stealing out partners”

“I think our partners are stealing her”

“at least we’ve got the other Double-ohs” Carter says

they both think about this

“fuck Double-oh Two” James says

“fuck Double-oh Two” Carter says

Eve is very much a behind-the-scenes figure

but hardcore Double-oh and M Presents fans adore her

(this is the correct response to Miss Eve Moneypenny in any universe)

one time in one of Carter’s bts ig lives James bitches about ‘Moneypants’

and the fandom gleefully jumps on it

Eve doesn’t use her personal twitter much

bc she’s too busy being BAMF HBIC on the official accounts

but she changes her username to Moneypants

there is some debate between the international fan community about whether this means trousers or underwear

no one ever makes an official statement on this

Carter buys her a pair of underwear with money printed on it

“this is why she only tolerates us, Bobby” James says when he finds out

she decides this is much more fun than deliberately acquiring injuries in front of the camera

anyway I love her

tomorrow’s spotlight:

my girl Bobby Carter aka Double-oh Three