#Aizawa is so done

[cats-prisoner]

Momo: Kirishima and Ashido broke into my house to steal my homework!

Bakugo: That shitass Deku tried to help me!

Aoyama: My stomach hurts!

Ashido: Momos guarddog bit me!

Todoroki: We’re out of Soba!

Kouda: My bunny ran away!

Kyouka: We accidentally locked Hagakure in the gym!

Aizawa: First of: it’s two am, second of: how did you even find my house, third of: we have summer break let me fucking sleep.

[eraserheadswatching]

aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!

because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!

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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.

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aizawa: You're alive.

Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.

aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked

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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa: And what did you do?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa : why why do you do this.

izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay

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aizawa: What's wrong with you?

Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now

izuku : yeah lam- what?

mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.

aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.

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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?

aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats

aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.

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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.

Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!

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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

aizawa :....what????

class 1a : I'm so confused?

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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty

aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!

izuku : ayeee! you made it!

mic : hey buddy how you feeling?

izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!

aizawa laughing : oh my god!

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[likesdoodling]

Read a fanfiction called ‘Kill The Child’ 

I just had to draw this. 

The concept of a cynical toddler Izuku and Aizawa combination... IT’S AMAZING~

Anyway 

I am not dead! I have been away for just over a week though,

[greenhappyseed]

Peak Aizawa is his annoyance at Endeavor and his students at the same time.

[katsu-kirishima]

Fic fanart for Are You There God It’s Me Shouta by @drifting-manatee ! A few of Class 1-A’s reaction to a birth video lol

[daisynik7]

Men who are just too fucking tired. 

He comes home, shoulders hunched as he shuffles through the front door, eyes bloodshot and heavy from exhaustion. He sees you beaming at him, uplifting his spirit just enough to return a weak smile as he presses a kiss to your lips. It’s in the croak in his throat, the lack of spring in his step, the way he slumps into your embrace, in desperate need for a fucking break.

You’d do anything for your man, and right now, you don’t want him to think anymore. You want to empty his brains, clear his mind of stress, ease the worries out of his otherwise strong and sturdy body that’s been withered down mentally. He doesn’t say it explicitly, but you know he wants it. He needs it. 

So, you give it to him. You take control tonight, leading him into the bedroom, coaxing him to relax against the pillows while you do all the work. He could fall asleep this instant if it wasn’t for his pretty plaything performing a private striptease for him. It gives him life to see you naked at the foot of the bed, nipples peaked, eyes wide with lust, removing his own clothes now. You tease the erection growing in his boxers as you shimmy his pants off, palm brushing against the bulge. He sucks in a breath, heart racing with anticipation and excitement, lifting his arms to help you hoist his shirt off. He pulls you in for a kiss, languid and sloppy, letting you explore his mouth. And he doesn’t say it. He doesn’t have to it, especially when his fingers toy with your throbbing clit. He wants a taste of you. That’s what he craves the most when he’s tired like this. 

You straddle his face, lowering yourself slowly until your pussy meets his mouth, his tongue quick to swirl around your clit. He doesn’t rush, doesn’t need to. He likes savoring you like this. Doesn’t have to think about anything else, just his lips on this sweet cunt of yours. And when it begins to be too much for you, he can’t help but smile, finding the smallest boost of energy to squeeze your ass cheeks and bounce you on his face as you approach your orgasm. 

He watches you carefully as you slide down his body, sinking onto his hard cock. He moans, low and guttural, when you rock your hips back and forth on his lap, riding him. The tension in his body has faded, and all he can think about now is how fucking good you feel around him. With his eyes closed, getting lost in the pleasure, he whimpers, “Please.” 

He’s too cute, begging like this. And you don’t have the heart to tease him, something you might do if you were feeling particularly naughty. No, right now, you’re going to give him exactly what he wants, what he needs. You throw your ass back, swallowing his entire length with each stroke, waiting for that euphoric sensation of his cock pulsing inside you, shooting his hot load deep into your womb. 

He's completely drained now as he reaches his arms towards you, what little energy he has left reserved to cuddling you lovingly until he falls asleep, finally at peace. 

Shouta Aizawa, Choso Kamo, Detective Tsukauchi, Kishibe, Levi Ackerman, Nanami Kento, Reiner Braun + your favorite tired man who needs a fucking break

[black-and-yellow]

As you would expect.

[plusultraetc]

I ended up having way too many unfinished fics to choose from for Shinsou's birthday, none of which were ao3-ready, so have this extra long snippet of my beloved ice cream shop au that I've spent way too much time on for a fic that might never actually get posted 😭

(the context here is that Shinsou & Kaminari are trying to get erasermic together, but Kaminari didn't know he was trying to set his teacher up with the music store guy bc he's only heard about him from Shinsou)

[tinyshinysylveon]

“Crust the No.6 hero... your sacrifice let me live.. and there are others who’ve also kept me alive in this world. My quirk... My life...”

[eraserheadswatching]

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

[dancing-lex]

Ok I decided to post this one too just bc of that matsuda appreciation post. Matsuda nation rise up

[decarbry]

I feel like Eri would try to help by covering Aizawa with kitty-bandaids because "they make the hurt go away"

[max-nicoxfandom]

I need someone to draw erasermic yuri so that it can be lesbian erasure

[i-wanna-die-like-now]

Ghost King Danny AU where he meets the past OFA holders in the ghost zone and gets to know them personally, they're the ones that ask him to go to the future to help with some long awaited fight, to ensure that another person didn't die by AFOs hands. Clockwork reluctantly agrees and that's why he is there.

[alien-slushie]

Toshinori, dressed head to toe in Deku Merch: What are you talking about Aizawa? I don't have a favorite.

[sockreads]

chapter 3 of nine lives by machiroads !

(chap 2 here)

⬇️he’s so fucking real 😞 my poor princess

even with his brain and bladder filled with liquids he’s still thinking of his students 🥺🥺🥺

… he is so down bad 😭😭😭

microwave man is always hovering like a persistent fly 😭 relax bro nobody’s gonna take it from youu

the vigilantes quotes….. yams keeping him grounded ……. gonna need a moment🚶‍♀️‍➡️🚶‍♀️‍➡️

⤵️not much of a medical girlie and i’m assuming machi did a lot of research so i’m just blindly (🥁) believing whatever being said in this fic is true, factual, and canon 🤗

⤵️ always looking after him and asking questions for him and filling in for him 🥺🥺🥺

…☹️

the way someone on twitter said whatever aizawa has going on, yamada will also be involved by default 😭 bc that’s his pal. best bud. can’t ever say no

aaaand finished the chapter just as i hit the 10 image/post limit 😎😎😎😎😎 obsessed with how every chapter so far ends with him falling asleep with yamada always by his side 🫵🫵📸 also obsessed with the amount of world building and research that went into the fic 😭😭 im sure the authors notes only show the tip of the iceberg

(chap 4 here)