#Aisi Bhai

[haseena-zulfo-walii]

तेरे पास तो सहारे हैं कई.. मेरे पास तो मैं भी नहीं...

[inertia-m]

laapata ladies

A brilliant film on friendship, love, life and dreams. There's something about small town films that have subtle feminist and feel-good arcs. Great plot, fun dialogues, amazing performances from the cast..uh, could've had a better trailer though.

But yeah, overall 10/10 - a must watch! This movie kinda reminded me of the 2006 film 'Dor'.

I laughed, cried and smiled all the way. Getting a message across without preaching anything is the key to making a great film. Every person (espec women) needs to watch this film.

Made me feel inspired to continue working towards my dreams and hopes, no matter what comes my way.

[shut-up-rabert]

"Ram Navmi in India: Same, but like with added falvour of being stoned and attacked because you were provocative to the non hindus by paassing a procession to the temple🥰"

Oh i thought ram navami is a festival in which hindus take out their swords and play "mulla madarchod" "songs that says to fuck muslim women" infront of a mosque and expect them (the targetted community the mullas) instead of reacting and getting struck by the title of stone pelters you want them to simply let you go when hindus where the one's who proked them lmao Ram ji bade khush hoge🥰🥰🥰

Bhai tujhe kaise pata khush honge ya nahi? Ram ji khud btake gaye the ya Akaashvani hui thi tere liye bhi kans jaise?

nahi btate?

Chalo koi na

Itna bata do ki librandu ho ya offended?

aur jonse bhi ho, ye bhi bta do ki ye exclusive news piece laaye kaha se jo aaj tak kisi ne na suna tha na dange ke time disclose kiya tha? Kyunki talwaar wave karna wagerah to humne bhi dekha tha, but saala ye sab kab bola gaya? NIA bhi baith gayi ab to, unhe nahi mila to aapko kaise pta?

Ram ji btake gaye the kya jab ye bolne aaye the ki khush hain ya nahi?

Itna to pata hai na ki claim thopne se pehle proof dene hote hai?

Saala humpe har saal pathhar phainke jaatey hai, is is baar ki baat nahi hai, kitne states mein fainke gaye is baar bhi, aur har baar koi naya bahana ki ye hua tha, wo hua tha, aur proof kabhi dete nahi.

They are doing this habitually every year at this point, do you really think they are being provoked (publicly, might I add) every year in such a secretive manner that no one ever finds out?

[hi-avathisside]

Official men hater. Yeh mard jaat aisi kyon hai bhai? Should kill all men and their fragile egos.

[phuljari]

social media au! part 3

summary : khushi is a model and influencer; arnav just seems to stumble upon her profile one day— not so much by accident. (or what if khushi fell in love at first sight?)

warnings : just some hindi/hinglish, cussing in both languages. deliberate typos. online stalker!shyam. ghosting

a/n : i am...trying something new (by using the word prompts) #IPK 13th Anniversary Fiesta @arshifiesta

anjaliiiii.r

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anjaliiiii.r Pooja ki thal vakai me tayyar thi @/nandiii !

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nandiii Haan di, mujhe toh laga aap khazaam kar rahe the lekin aapne toh mere liye kutta bhi liya tha diiiiii, thank you so so much😭😭😭

⤷aakash_r NK bhai "khazaam" nahi "mazaak"

⤷aakash_r Aur woh "kurta" hai "kutta" nahi

⤷nandiii Aakash tumhe kisi ne nai bola gaand adane

⤷arnavsinghraizada NK! (comment deleted)

⤷nandiii i meant *taang nannav, tum bhi na

⤷anjaliiiii.r Chotte tum toh rehne do, humne aur kharab chize suni hai tumhare muh se (comment deleted)

mahendrarudrapratapsinghraizada E sab ki kaa zarurat rahi anjali bitiya *smh*

⤷hellohibyebye kaahe nahi? aur e *smh* ka hai haan?

⤷mahendrarudrapratapsinghraizada shake my head

⤷hellohibyebye shakiya liye ho toh meaningwa bhi bata dete 😒

gulabo_devyani Aap. Kaa. Ee Ghar ma Swag.at hai

hari_prakash THaal humne sajayiee 🪔

user1 beautiful family

⤷user2 is he related to ASR?

⤷user3 he's an australian actor

iMessage

Arnav: Di Instagram pe toh mujhe "chotte" karke mat bulao!

Anjali: Kyun? Chotte?😂

Arnav: Di please wo comment delete karo

Anjali: Aisa toh kya ho gaya chotte?

Arnav: Di aapko pata hai meri wajah se kitne log aapko bhi follow karte hai

Arnav: Unko aisi comments dikhegi toh kaisa lagega

Anjali: Theek hai! Hum karenge agar tum bhi karoge

Arnav: Fine! Done! Ab khush?

Anjali: Haan... bohot KHUSHI hui chotte 😂😂

seen

divalavanya

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divalavanya Some of us were working while others were having date nights 😒 @/thekhushigupta

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shyamjha khushiji kya ye sach hai

⤷shyamjha bataye khushiji @/thekhushigupta @/titalya_k

hari_prakash yzxcv----000000000

⤷user1 snd bubs

user2 lavanya where is your beautiful face?

thekhushigupta shhh 🤫

⤷payaliyaaa Khushi??

⤷guptagarima Khajur khai ho kaa Khushi? Hum bheje kya tumhare liye?

user3 what's that camera model?

titalya_k

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titalya_k did i mention that i love jalebis?

#foodlover #foodie #eatingmyfeelingsaway #lostinareverie

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payaliyaaa Haan sabko pata hai!

⤷titaliya_k 👀

divalavanya Your gol gol baatein and gol gol jalebis 😵‍💫

guptagarima Khushi kitni baar bola hai bahar ka mat khaya kar! Sunti nahi hai bilkul

shyamjha khushiji bas ek baar aap humare messages padh lijiye

iMessage

Khushi: gol gol baatein kya?

Lavanya: Kya?

Lavanya: Oh

Lavanya: You didn't say what happened post ~sliding into his dm's~

Khushi: so

Khushi: i clearly didn't take your advice and

Khushi: i should've listened to you 😔

Lavanya: Babee😔😔

Khushi: he agreed to go out with me and i was so excited

Lavanya: Uh oh

Khushi: but then i found out that his cousin was in town and he was just trying to avoid him 😭

Lavanya: That's... not good

Khushi: and he said he's excited for our collaboration and it was really nice to get to know each other before we start working together 😭

Lavanya: 😶

Khushi: 😭😭😭

Lavanya: Babe don't stress eat please, you know that sugar isn't good for you right?

Khushi: .....

Khushi: don't take away my only coping mechanism😔

(1) new messages from arnavsinghraizada

arnavsinghraizada: So you love jalebis?

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(2) new messages from arnavsinghraizada

arnavsinghraizada: You know that I can see that you've left me on seen right?

arnavsinghraizada: And it is usually me who leaves people on seen

thekhushigupta: who doesn't?

arnavsinghraizada: ??

thekhushigupta: who doesn't love jalebis?

thekhushigupta: wait

thekhushigupta: pls don't tell me you're one of those freaks who doesn't eat jalebis??

thekhushigupta: sorry i cannot continue working at a place where my values are mismatched

arnavsinghraizada: I don't eat jalebis and...you haven't started work yet

thekhushigupta: and i wont??? wdym you don't eat jalebis?

arnavsinghraizada: Don't worry. I'm not one of those freaks who hates jalebis.

arnavsinghraizada: I have diabetes

arnavsinghraizada: So I can't

thekhushigupta: oh, i'm sorry

thekhushigupta: makes sense

arnavsinghraizada: What?

thekhushigupta: you don't eat sweets so how can you even talk sweetly?

arnavsinghraizada: What the-

thekhushigupta: ngl i thought you were too good to be true, i should've known

arnavsinghraizada: Known what?

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iMessage

Arnav: Aakash

Aakash: Yes bhai?

Arnav: What does it mean if someone leaves you on seen?

Aakash: 🤣🤣🤣

Arnav: 😒

Aakash: Bhai, it means you got ghosted!

Arnav: Huh?

Aakash: It means she doesn't want to talk to you anymore

Arnav: But why?

Arnav: Wait! How did you know "she" doesn't want to talk to me?

Aakash: 🫢

Arnav: Di told you???

Aakash: Everyone was asking where you were...

Arnav: Wtf does everybody know???

Aakash: We didn't know it was hush-hush

Arnav: It wasn't

Arnav: Tell me NK doesn't know

Aakash: 😶

Arnav: Fuck

Aakash: Kya farq padta hai bhai?

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Arnav: DI!

Anjali: Kya hua chotte, chilla kyu rahe ho?

Arnav: Aapne Khushi ke baare me sabko bata diya?

Anjali: Nahi batana tha kya?

Arnav: Aapko pata toh hai di

Anjali: Kya?

Arnav: Nevermind

Anjali: Naniji puch rahi hai ki Instagram pe @/thekhushigupta hai unke saath tum gaye the kal bahar

Arnav: Haan

Arnav: WAIT NO

Anjali: Too late chotte 😂

Arnav: 😠

Anjali: 😂😂😂

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thekhushigupta well, at least the outfit slapped (I couldn't)

#aboutlastnight

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usershyam khushiji aap bilkul apsara lag rahi hai

theshyamjha khushiji pls call me, humne aapko apna number bheja hai dm mein

shyamjha khushiji hume pata hai aap kaha rehti hain

gulabo_devyani Toh e pasand. rahi . chotte ki Anjali bitiya

⤷hari_prakash Ji nani ji, abhi bula ke laaye

anjaliiiii.r Khoobsurat 💖

hellohibyebye e ka pehni ho?? phati saree???

⤷nandiii It's the new fashion mausi ji 😌

arnavsinghraizada Interesting choice of words

⤷thekhushigupta 😏

TBC

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[11-th-mein-science-mt-lena]

Baby kaise ho aap ?

I missed you a lot 😽..

Remember me when he had that amazing night !!! We talked all night...

Remember me ??

Bhai / behn kon ho aap I don't know you

Bhai kab krli aap se puri raat bhaat ??

Ghanta remember kabi bhaat hui nhi aisi

[raindropsofloev]

the reason we will always be a 'developing' economy is that students ko toh aise ignore karte hai jaise non existent matlab harr dusre mahine kisi na kisi state mein election hota hai and vahi cliche issues of bijli employment paise baatne waale issues and we know vo bhi important hai par unki baat karke na unpar kaam karte aur students aur unki problems toh kya hi baat karein

education system itna hila hua hai aaj tak kisi ne uski ek baat nahi kari kisi bhi campaign mein fir bolte hai employment nahi hai bhai aisi education se employment kahan se aayegi?? Main issues of criminal justice and all IGNORED itna bade bade incidents hote hai unpe actions lene ki baat hi nahi hoti hai

news channels logo ko aapas mein ladwayenge elections par debate karwa kar aur kuch cover karna hai nahi inhe students ke struggles their views kuch nahi

there has been certain changes in the policy lekin implementation itna bakwas and log bhi toh vahi hai kya change hua?

[martian-astro10]

Broooo somehow made it...damn! I was going through my feed and checked your post and i was like ......"a game? She opened a game?" 😭 Imao! Thank you so much!

So this is my D1 chart: 🪐

And this is my D10:

So basically my question is : What can I expect from my career? ( Sorry if it's too vague, but in simple words, how it's gonna be, because I have a job rn and I am not too satisfied with it, i think that jobs don't suit me, maybe owning something of my own will)

Once again, thank you so much for answering this! 🎀

BHAI, mati Mari gyi thi meri, isiliye game khol li 😭😭, pehli aur aakhri game thi yeh meri, abse aisi galti nhi karoongi. You're welcome. Let's get into the reading:

The question is kinda vague, so I'll just let you know how your career will be like in the future. first of all, Yes, I don't think that a job suits you, so you should probably start your own business once you have enough experience and connections. Honestly, people in your workplace can take advantage of your kindness and this will make you unhappy for as long as you work for others (THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD STOP BEING KIND). You also shouldn't work in a partnership, like if you open a business, do it alone, working WITH someone will almost always result in losses. you can be really successful once you start your own business tho. I think it's gonna be good. you have already chosen a career, and started your professional journey, you're only going to go up from here. You have a great d10, so don't worry. Things might seem unsatisfactory right now, but you have only started working now, you're so young, so give it some time, apply to different places, try new stuff and then integrate it and do something that you'll actually end up enjoying.

Arre re, thank you bolne ki koi zarurat nhi hain, STOP MAKING ME CRINGE 🙄

[main-koi-aisa-geet-gaun]

As an ex-dipsite i can confirm ki ham aise nahi hain 😭😭😭

Amity/ DPS ke bache fr🤡

[kishmishorkissish]

Peeps on social media need to calm their ass down 💀 aur ye ipl ka cameraman alg hi hai , jaan boojh ke aisi cheeze karta hai bro needs masala 💀

So today's the match day ajj tan jeet jaao bhara vo 😭😭😭💙💙

PS:- kya mtlb agr uss ladki ki jagah ishan ko dikhate to mai vi unhi logo ki trah pagl ho rhi hoti. 💀(Ha bhai delulu hu🎀)

[me-be-bubbles]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YQdI_-0-myU?si=MbDJ27BUKUcy1B_U

Cats are mingling and we are singling 😂😂 (you will love this video)

😂😂😂 Bhai isliye bolti hu

Cat banna chahiye. Aisi harkate hum nahi kar sakte💀

[iwantdoraemon]

>> koi ladki agar sabse buri hoti hai toh wo shaadi ke baad hoti hai. Mujhe nahi pata tha me itni buri hu, par me sacch bolti hu jo ke kadva sacch hota hai aur wo kadva sacch hemant ko sunne ki himmat nahi hai. Aaj bahut ladayi ki maine, isne cheat kia mujhe, iske ghar walo ne jewellery churayi meri, mere naam pe itne loan liye jiske din mein mere paas kam se kam 25 calls aate hai, mere ghar log paisa mangne aate hai, mera address dia hai isme, toh sunaungi na me. Kya galat hu me? Khud toh bhaag gaya, number bandh kar dia, mujhe yaha mere bacche ke sath akele kahi jane mein sharam aati hai ke kaise me logo ko face karungi jab sab bacche apne maa aur baal dono ke sath hote hai. Iske parents ke nature ki wajah se shaadi ke baad se maine alag ghar lene bola, toh ye bolta tha me tujhe chor dunga par parents ko nahi, bahut royi hu me 3 saal waha, ab inko rote hue kuch mahine kya hue hemant mujhe blame kar raha hai ke maine baddua di, meri agar koi dua puri hoti toh me khud ki khushi na maang leti? Ye inke karmo ki saza hai, mujhe rulane ki saza hai, mere 3 saal ki saza dega Bhagwan inko, Bhagwan ne har cheez dekhi hai, har baat ko isne jhutha thehraya hai, bota hai maine cheat nahi kia, bolta hai jewellery nahi churayi, mere parents ko sath lekar hi chalunga Mumbai bhi! Humare rishtey sirf aur sirf iske parents ki wajah se kharab hue hai, divorce bhi hoga, Bhagwan banayenge aisi situation ke mujhe divorce uss aadmi se lena hi padega. Ye log jiye ya mare mujhe fark nahi padta hai lekin jab tak ye mera pati hai tab tak yahi chahungi ke ye log sirf tadpe, inki betiya bhi apne apne pati se alag ho jaye, meri family kharab ki hai na inn logo ne, mera pati inn logo ki wajah se kabhi mera nahi ho paya, mere bacche ko baap nahi mila, kabhi khush nahi rahenge ye log, bas agar mujhe paisa kamana aa jaye toh mujhme har cheez ka confidence aa jayega, logo se milne lagungi, chup chup nahi rahungi sabke beeche. Mujhe itna downgrade kabhi feel nahi hua shaadi se pehle, mera decision galat tha papa, aap sab sahi the, mujhe nahi karni chahiye thi isse shaadi, maine apni aur apne bacche ki zindagi kharab kardi. i am sorry. Ab lagta hai acha hua Milan jane ki zidd nahi ki, kya pata wo decision bhi mera galat hota. i wish me time mein peeche jau aur iss aadmi se milu hi nahi. Meri life mein kabhi koi aadmi ka acha role ya relation nahi raha mujhse. Bachpan se hi papa se itna darr tha kyuki wo bahut maarte the mummy and rakshit ko, bahut daant te the, haar baat unse chupani padti thi, phir rakshit ne bhi kabhi mujhpe dhyan nahi dia, usne hamesha nafrat hi ki mujhse, wo bhai nahi hai mera, dushman zyada hai, phir laga Browniee mujhe sunte hai, laga wo hasate hai, laga wo aadmi hai meri life mein jo ek ladki ko chahiye hota hai par nahi, wo bahut daant te the mujhe, har baat pe rok tok karte the, bahut royi udhar bhi me, phir hemant aaya aur bola teri aankhon mein kabhi aansoo nahi aane dunga, wo din hai aur aaj ka din hai, sirf royi hi hu me. Meri life mein shayad kisi ka male role likha hi nahi hai. Ab shayad mujhe kisi se pyaar bhi nahi hoga na hi trust hoga. Mummy aur meri life aisi hi nikli, mummy ne kaise handle kia ye sab, me nahi kar pa rahi, mujhe maut hi sahi option lagta hai par Nivaan ne zinda rakha hai mujhe, iske liye subha uthti hu, raat ko soti hu, nahi toh iss shaadi ne toh mujhe maar hi dia. Har baar hemant ke liye waha adjust kia lekin usne mere liye kya kia? Kya solution nikala? Upar se expect karta hai aur bolta hai tu mera aisi situation mein sath nahi de sakti kaisi biwi hai, maine kaha mere sath kiye har baat ki saza hai ye tum logo ki, ek dhokhebaaz aur chor parivaar ka sath me kabhi nahi de sakti. Mujhe nahi lagta me galat hu God, me sacch bolti hu, aaj uska number maine de dia bank wale ko, me aur kab tak iss insaan ko bacahu? Kitna bhi karlo hamesha yahi bolta hai mere baap ke alava kisi ne kuch nahi kia, hamesha bolta hai maine tere liye kia hai tune kya kiya Guddu mere liye aaj tak. Gussa kyu nahi ayga mujhe? Kaise baddua na nikle? Kaise apne saare aansoo bhul jau? Mera Bhagwan betha hai, saare hisaab lega wo🙏🏼

[girlivealwaysbean]

also my sister's bestie is staying at our house, actually she arrived yesterday night and bro none of us had idea except ig mom when behen asked for the front door key. so apparently she and her (shitty) mom fought or smth I don't have complete idea and she came over raat ko and and guess my surprise when i wake in the morning and see behen's room lights on and her bestie coming out of it in a nightdress?????? tho i figured what happened as soon as i saw her BUT problem is she's staying till tomorrow evening and dad comes over again tonight i do not like this idea of crossover AT ALL

lmao i love your sis besties so much it's so nice they're so close ki she can just come over stay the night because she fought with her mom???? bhai meko bhi aise friends AISI FAMILY chahiye jo jaane deti hai😭😭😭

[hum-suffer]

Kal news pe chhoti bachhi ke taxi rape case dekhi, aur aaj subah wattpad pe kisi ne uska romanticized version dala hai.

HADD HO GAYI HAI YAAR.. Don't these ppl understand ki uss ladki jaise kai ladkiyaan hai jo aisi baatein sunke aur dekhke dar jaati hai, and you have the FUCKING GUTS TO TURN IT INTO A SO-CALLED ROMANTIC, SATISFYING DIVINE EXPERIENCE? pls di uss idiot ko jaake samjhao 😭😭

WHAT? Report that, immediately. I can't even understand kaise kaise log hai??? That's just insensitive and rude, bhai, KYA DIMAG HAI??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Mazak nahi hai aisi cheeze. Shame on them. Report this, and share it with everyone to report as well. Mass report it.

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Aur behan slut to tu hi hai, slut whore sab tu hi hai. Tere jaisi besharami anons mein bhi nhi hai. Aur hate to milegi hi behan tujhe... harkatein hi aisi hai 😂. Tujhe to tere ghar vale peet te honge tbhi yahan ake cool bnne ki koshish krti tu 🐥

Pehli baat to mai ladka hu. Dusri baat mai khud mere piyakkad baap ko marta hu. Aur teesri baat Besharam to mai hu 🥰🥰🥰 bina matlab khudki marwana band kar bhai and let it be. I left it on a peaceful note and got called slurs for it. Another ask and I will not be decent I'm fr

[amarwrites]

Girls who don't have a boyfriend bhai kaha milti hai aisi ladkiya...!