#Aegon is a chaotic gremlin

[prodogg]

If Daeron would’ve stayed in King's landing instead of being ward to Oldtown. Would have Aegon taken Daeron on his 13th nameday to a brothel just like he did with Aemond? 💀

[mythicmanuscripts]

Hello, Sea, how are you? I hope your migraine is gone and you're fully recovered from it 💖

If you don't mind me being super self indulgent, I really sad at the moment, so I'll ask how hotd boys would try to cheer wife if she was down.

Thank you for sharing your qork with us, it always make me happy to read

I'm doing much better now thanks! Unfortunately I'm just someone who gets migraines occasionally and there's not much I can do about them, but I'm feeling much better.

Anyway, I love this question! I'm gonna write a little bit about our three main lads. This whole answer was supposed to be SFW but then I reached aegon and well... he's Aegon. So needless to say, I've had to put a cut in

JACAERYS:

So the first thing to note about Jace is how good his memory is? He always remembers all the things you tell him. He takes careful note of the things you like and the things you don't, and also he learns how you act when you're upset and what can upset you.

So he will notice almost immediately when you're feeling down and he will always try to help. Jace just wants you to be happy and healthy and so he will literally drop whatever it is that he's doing to try and help you. And if someone else needs him to be doing something else, he will distracted the entire time because he can't stop thinking about you and about what he can do to try and help you.

His go to method is to bring you your favourite flowers or wine or treats or whatever. If there's anything you have mentioned you really like in the past few weeks then he'll make sure to get that as well. He also just won't leave your side? Sure you can be in a bad mood and sulk all day if you want, but you certainly can't do that alone he won't let you.

AEMOND:

So I actually think realising you're feeling down would be genuinely distressing for Aemond? Especially if it's something he has absolutely no control of. He has no idea what to do, no idea how to make this better. His entire being is centred around making you happy and pleasing you and now you're upset and he feels like he failed. Even if whatever is upsetting you has absolutely nothing to do with him and can't be changed, he'll still feel like a failure.

He usually ends up asking you what you need. He would do whatever you want to make this better. No request would be too big. He would make anything work to make you happier. And you do have to actually give him something to do because if you don't he will be paralysed and not know what to do.

Needless to say, if he thinks there's even the smallest chance of someone having caused your distress then that person's days are numbered.

AEGON:

The moment Aegon realises you arent as happy as you usually are, he immediately asks you who needs to die. You always just roll your eyes and make him promise he won't set the kings guard on anyone, but he still might do it anyway.

When you inform him that no, he can't just murder every person to mildly inconvenience you, he sighs and then proceeds to promptly ask you if he can go down on you. Aegon's horny little gremlin mind literally goes, "Oh I can't kill someone? Fine, can I eat you out?"

Aegon will try his best to help in his own chaotic little way. Of course he will ask you what's wrong and listen to you, but to be honest he's one of the worst people to vent to. You'll say someone is making your life difficult and aegon is just like 'oh I'll have them killed' like no, no aegon don't do that.

Oh and also, he will cancel his appearances that day without a second thought if you're distressed. He could not care less about all the lords and ladies who travelled far and wide to see him, his pretty wife is upset so obviously the entire kingdom must come to a standstill until you feel better.

[daemonwritesstuff]

MATCHUP EXCHANGE WITH @theferalgremlin

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

I have matched you with… Aegon II Targaryen!

♡ This pairing is so perfect when I read through your matchup information, and he somewhat even matched your ideal type! You and him would be a chaotic yet cute couple in all of westeros!

♡ You and Aegon can both be gremlins together, he fell for you really hard when he first laid his eyes on you, and he made sure to go up and talk with you (or ask you out and beg you to be his queen/royal), when he saw you he KNEW he would love you, not because of your looks or titles, it would be because of your personality and entire mood. But anyways, you guys are both wild and you are able to be yourself completely around him and he won’t judge you for how you act.

♡ I think he hides his depression, or at least tries too, he has parental issues and he wasn’t really brought up the best way, but since your there you’ll be able to relate to him on some sort of level and be able to comfort him and after that he’ll always come to you for comfort or support when he really needs it sometimes because of his duty’s as king and the pressure he’s put under (which is sometimes his own fault but you wouldn’t say that directly to him though… or would you? he probably wouldn’t care too much but probably best not to mention it when he’s upset or sad).

♡ You’ll never have to be insecure, once you become his queen, no one will look at you in any wrong way, EVER. he’ll praise you for your personality, looks + anything because he wants you to feel better BUT also because he actually means them, you are so perfect in his eyes (and if he has to fuck it into you that you are perfect then so may it be) He’ll also stop being cruel towards his brother or anyone else if that’s what you wish as well, he doesn’t wanna do anything that’ll cause you discomfort, you guys are a team.

♡ For date nights, he’ll do whatever his queen pleases <3 he’ll take you to the best meteor shower show to ever exist if you like, then you guys can go out and have a fancy dinner and he’ll spoil you with so much gifts that contain the things you enjoy. He wants to go out in so many dates with you as much as possible, he enjoys being in your presence.

♡ He likes watching you draw, he’ll always watch what your drawing while you guys are at council meetings (the members in there are so done with y’all but who gives a fuck anyways). He’s always kissing you whenever he gets the chance to and he doesn’t care if it’s in public either he will show others that your his FOREVER. He also brought you a lion one time (you may have had to get rid of it to not risk getting eaten by it). He’ll do whatever you’d like, your his and he’s your’s <33

[missglaskin]

okay but an AU where the gremlin!reader is the toddler-aged child of King Jaehaerys I from a second marriage or something and quite obviously the Favourite Child, right? and after one particularly stressful small council meeting as Jaehaerys has yet to declare an heir, the king enters the throne room to discover the reader strutting around in his missing cloak and crown and doing a godawful impression of her father and Jaehaerys is just like, 'yes. that one. that one will be my heir.', and absolutely no one can change his mind.

so, as the eldest grandchildren, Rhaenys and Viserys are tasked with raising the reader and ruling the realms until they're of age to be coronated. the two cousins are the first to yandere before introducing them to their respective families. and of course, Daemon was unwelcoming of his aunt and somewhat angry that Viserys rolled over and accepted their loss of the crown despite being the eldest Targaryen male until his own tendencies began to form and insists on becoming her personal guard.

the whole dance of dragons is avoided because no one is going to dethrone the reader but there is a constant tug-of-war as the families try to earn the reader's favour and affection but are increasingly stressed out with the chaotic stuff the reader is doing on their own time.

Because of the reader, the Targaryen's reign will probably last another couple of centuries-if we are sure that Aegon IV won't fuck up

[theship-thewalrus]

HIIII can i request house of the dragon matchup?? Im a female. Im someone really bold and chaotic, i love having fun and im pretty lazy most of the time, and i LOVE doing pranks on people . Im a free Spirit so its kinda hard to find me somewhere. My hobbies are mostly just type of things like drinking and partying, but i like drawing too! A bad thing about me Is that in really jealous of everyone, and i have too much Pride sometimes, and im too dramatic. Hope this isnt too long! HAVE A GREAT DAAAYYY 💞💞

Hi Anon! I ship you with ... Aegon !!

𓍊𓋼𓍊┊Aegon enjoys your bold and more chaotic nature. His siblings are so quiet, and so is pretty much everyone in his family. So you are a nice change of pace. Someone that can rival him in all the stupid and chaotic antics the pair of you do. Though he may be a little much, he means well.

𓍊𓋼𓍊┊The man is lazy when he is not drinking or partying, he is lying in bed with you in his arms. As you both lie in bed he would be curled up in your arms as you draw. Occasionally lifting his head from the crook of your neck to see how your drawing has come along.

𓍊𓋼𓍊┊Aegon loves it when you are jealous, it reminds him that you love him. That you care for him and those feelings have not dulled. The man sitting there smugly as your hands roam him, claiming him as your own. He adores your attention.

𓍊𓋼𓍊┊The man can also be very Prideful and dramatic, your fights lasting for days at a time. Neither of you backing down on your position, Depending on how long the fight is lasting, Aegon might crawl back to you for your affection. Not apologising but simply cuddling you as though the pair of you have not been at each other’s throats.

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gremlin x gremlin Rivals Jerks who only like each other