#Adorior

[drondskaath]

Adorior | Bleed on my Teeth | 2024

UK Blackened Death Metal

Artwork by Belial Necroarts

[sendmyresignation]

Melissa "Jaded Lungs" Gray

[cockdva]

Adorior - Hater of Fucking Humans

[child0feden]

FUTURE OF HELL

jon “ metalion ” kristiansen x reader

- general dating headcanons for jon!

words cannot describe how much i adore this cutie pie and how excited i got when i found out other people do too! i really need a big boy <3

- view my metal masterlists here and here

reading music recommendations: the essence of my dreams by adorior - nocturne by 400 lonely things

- jon does not love winter at all but one thing he does like about it is how you cuddle him for warmth!

✩ you just cannot tell me this man would not give the most comforting and warm cuddles…

- that is honestly the only thing he really likes about winter; cuddling up in bed with you and having hot drinks, talking quietly amongst yourselves as snow flutters down outside, gently tapping against the glass of your apartment windows

✩ you definitely know it’s the only thing he liked about winger too, the second it starts actively snowing or raining, he will be staring outside with a slight frown on his face due to the cold that will now be drafting into your small apartment though his frown quickly melts away when you come up behind and tell him you are overly cold, that all you want to do right now is cuddle with him

- he is a major cuddle bug, guilty as charged…

✩ jon either big spoons you or simply lets you lay atop of him with your head on his chest, his hand stroking your hair as your legs tangle under the blankets, his thick thighs almost acting like radiators for yours

- it is probably so comfy to be big spooned by him with his curly hair tickling your cheek as he buries his head into the crook of your neck… listen, big boys are just so absolutely comfy when it comes to damn near everything with them

✩ his hugs too? oh my gosh do not even get me started!

- jon gives the most comforting and safe feeling hugs, he especially loves hugging when he is drunk!

✩ he is a very clingy drunk in general, always holding you on his lap, his big hands rubbing up and down your hips and thighs, pressing sloppy kisses on the skin of your shoulder, shoving his lips against yours when you tilt your head back towards him, laughing slightly against your mouth as your hands tangle in his frizzy hair

- jon might be a lone wolf but obviously, for his magazine, he interviews a lot of people and regularly goes to visit them!

✩ and he will always prefer if you come along with him, your company just makes the interviewing process even more fun for him, especially if you get along well with whoever it is he is interviewing

- he might get a little sour if they get along with you a little too well though, flirting with you as if he is not right there but he will just do his best to ignore it for the sake of his magazine, unless it starts making you uncomfortable! luckily most people do not risk flirting with you though, just due to his status in the scene as a very highly regarded and a genuinely respected guy

✩ if you really like a particular band he has never interviewed before, he would absolutely get in contact with them and bring you along for it! would he dedicate that issue of slayer to you? well of course he would

- honestly, i think a lot of the slayer issues would be dedicated to you anyways!

✩ they would always feature some sickly sweet yet slightly graphic and twisted little love confession and thank you for you at the end, maybe some risqué picture of you if he is feeling like showing you off to his readers a little…

- but despite him being very much a lone wolf, we all also know he is completely fine and comfortable with it!

✩ i think you would really be the only company he needs, along with the very small shared friend group you guys have, he only feels like he needs you! your opinion is the most important one to him, he values your thoughts on slayer more than anyone elses! so long as he has you, he could care less about making it big or really anything else in life, he thrives the most in your company and your company alone, completely coming out of his shell and being his whole self around you in the comfort of your shitty, shared apartment

- when you do go with him to interview band members, i can see him introducing you as his wife sometimes, despite the fact that you guys are definitely not married

✩ not sure why, i just think he would be a little goofy like that, he loves the look of confusion that comes over the persons facing, their eyes darting between you guys before he shrugs and chuckles a little, telling them that he was just kidding though it probably would make his mind wonder sometimes, about what it would be like to actually get to call you his wife for real instead of just joking and calling you his girlfriend or partner

- we all know jon does not like children at all so please do not ever even bring the idea of children up to him, he literally does not even leave the apartment when he hears children outside…

✩ but the closet thing he would agree to having is a fur baby! most likely a cat and most likely some raggedy, lone little kitten he finds on the side of the street and decides he can’t just leave, bringing it back to your shared apartment to clean it up and just kind of keep it

- now he loves winter for two reasons, he gets to cuddle two of his favourite people! kitty and you, he absolutely treats the cat like a little baby, constantly cradling it in his arms and letting it climb all over him as you photograph the two

✩ you know how cats, especially kittens, like to knead on soft things?

- i am not sure if this has happened to anyone else but if the cat ever started to knead the fat of your boobs as it rests atop your chest, he would think it is so damn funny, letting out deep chuckles with his curls bouncing before going to grab his camcorder, recording the event as you cover your face and laugh along with him

“ oh my, he loves you boobs! look at that, baby! he’s like, grabbing at them, little fucker, they’re mine, you know… ” ( this only makes you laugh harder behind your hands, of course he claims they are his boobs )

✩ i just know jon loves fingering you, no one even try to fight me on this because i know i am right!

- it is another thing he does a lot when you guys are a little intoxicated at a party or whatever, he will have you seated on his lap, your open mouths pressed together as your tongues mingle and before long, his fingers will be sliding under your skirt, pulling your thin lace panties to the side and dipping into your wet cunt

✩ he really does not even care all that much about other people seeing too, he is so confident in his relationship with you, he actually kind of loves showing you off, showing off the fact that you chose him

- i mean, at first it will not be super obvious to people just what he is actually doing to you but if they keep their eyes on you for longer than a couple of seconds, they will really see his hand hidden by your skirt, the way your fingers grip his hair tighter every time his arm moves deeper under your skirt and the way you are ever so slightly grinding down on his thigh

✩ no one will ever really be grossed out by it though, much worse things have happened at parties with bands like mayhem, they will usually just drunkenly hoot and holler, whistling and goading him on before moving on to go do something else

- since jon is so devoted to and passionate about metal, there is very rarely a band that he does not already know but if you ever did bring home a tape of some obscure, tiny little band and he ended up liking it? oh my god, he would fall in love with you all over again!

✩ he would just be obsessed, calling you into the living room where he is listening to the tape and immediately pulling you into his large, comforting arms, pressing fat kisses to your cheek and lips as he thanks you for the new material

“ shit, baby! this is good, really fucking good… where’d you get it again? never heard anything like this… are they even signed yet? ” ( if you know the band personally and have their contact details, he will be calling them over for some drinks and a meeting in your shared apartment as soon as possible, excitement overtaking his senses at the thought of discovering another incredible band, all thanks to his lover )

- honestly, you two just kind of become accidental and way too young parents or i guess the godfathers of a lot of tiny, unsigned metal bands and you both love it, until the business side of it really starts to irritate you both, of course <3

[transthomastaylor]

Quum tandem exoptātae recurrērunt kalendae jūniae, quippe quās veterēs Jūnōnī dicātās assevērāvērunt, superbiaeque mēnsis LGBTQ+ fēstīvus agī incipit, revocāre adorior in mentem locum Juvenālis poētae, satirārum auctōris, ēnōdāreque quid sibi velit, quōque pactō ad eōs quī nunc sunt attingat. Haec canit (Satirae 2.98):

et per Jūnōnem dominī jūrante ministrō.

Per haec enim significat dējerātiōnem per Jūnōnem, quae muliebris prō virīlī geniō suppōnitur, effēminātum tantum decēre, sī quidem ūllum deceat virum. Quandoquidem mōrēs sexuālīs amātōriōsque subvertentem (hīc significāmus virum effēminātum atque homophilum, tametsī aliī aliās indicentur) vocāmus queer, per Jūnōnem jūrāre kalendīs jūniīs, fēstīs superbiae incipientibus, nōn abhorrendum mihi vidētur 🏳️‍🌈

Fontēs:

Decimī Jūniī Juvenālis Satirārum secundus (98)

Eduardī Courtney A Commentary on the Satires of Juvenal

[horrid-phantasm]

Are there any bands with female vocalists that you'd care to recommend?

Yeah sure!

Adorior

Santa

Silver shadow

Phantom Blue

Black Mask

Ice Age

Détente

Chevalier

TOWER

Iron Griffin

Vixen

Lee Aaron

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

October:

Like Cutting The Sleeping*, Author Of Incest*, Fucking In Fire*, and Bleed On My Teeth* by Adorior

Cursed Be Thy Kingdom by Bewitcher

The Complete Demos, Indecent And Obscene, and Dismember by Dismember

Our Roots Run Deep by Dominique Fils-Aimé

Discouraged Ones and Tonight's Decision by Katatonia

Color Theory by Soccer Mommy

2024 Album Purchases Pt. 2

LPs and EPs that were bought digital-only (usually through Bandcamp) are marked with an asterisk.

July:

Voyage by ABBA

Dark Recollections by Carnage

The Awaiting Coffins* and None Shall Live... The Hymns Of Misery* by Churchburn

I'd Be Lying If I Said I Didn't Care by Hannah Georgas

A Grand Reclamation* by Godthrymm

Walls Of Jericho by Helloween

Hunted by Khemmis

Voice Among Us* by Knucklehead

Barbarians* and Cerna Krev* by Maniac Butcher

Wheels Of Steel by Saxon

More Parts Per Million* by The Thermals

The Early Years (Element V, uniVers, I Am The Revolution, and The Meaning Of I) by Voyager

[altar-ov-plagues]

Adorior

[womenofnoise]

Melissa “Jaded Lungs” Gray of Adorior, blackened death metal from the UK. Photos by Ester Segarra.

[hellbastardator]

Adorior - Author of Incest - 2005

Fucking killer band from U.K....death/black metal or die!!!!!

[queens-of-scream]

Video #18 is now live! Check it out, if you’d like! :)

[sendmyresignation]

Adorior (Blackened Death Metal)

[cockdva]

Adorior - Ritualized Combat (Sin Sin Sin)

[chiisuw]

Scappo via da questo mondo,

datemi per morta

ora una nuova identità mi spetta.

Mi trasformo in lupus

in heac bellum

che non riconosce vincitori.

Un pensiero

recita solo di adorior aliquem gladio,

ma nel frattempo guido la tua di spada

sul mio petto

ormai tumefatto

da molteplici colpi.

È un rammarico continuo

in questa farsa che porto avanti.

L’ultima bolgia mi attende

e immersa in questa folle sinfonia,

di fiamme danzanti

degl’animi di peccatori,

aspetto che il giorno muoia.

[saviorgoddessastrid]

After news of Astrid's draining reached the Initiative, Alert Level Adorior was declared galaxy-wide for the first time in decades. Privately, the Admiralty and the Executive Assembly fear the worst. Rampant speculation by many posits that demons of many universes may become a significantly more powerful threat, one that the Coalition may be unable to fully counter.

Astrid was quick to step in to try and assuage people’s fears, admitting that this was not the first time that this particular demon attempted this scheme, merely the only successful attempt, and that it was likely that no other demon possessed this power.  She only needed to uncover them so that she might wipe them out, and this problem would most likely go away entirely.