#AdorableChaos

[cutekiddiestv]

Toddler's Cake Smashing Extravaganza !

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Red Robin: . . . The Court of Owls has a spaceship?

Danny: Who even are the Court of Owls? Why are they owls? Why aren't they, I don't know, pigeons or something?

Red Robin:

Red Robin: You know, I'm not actually sure. But why on earth would they be pigeons? Why not something cooler, like vultures?

Danny *violently flashbacks to the time he was attacked by ghost vultures that were paid by Vlad*:

Danny: *has a panic attack*

Red Robin: I fucked up.

Red Robin: *calms Danny down*

Red Robin: You know, I'm starting to wonder if you're actually a Talon. You seem too human to be acting.

Danny: What do you mean, I'm a Talon? Wait, do you still think a henchman for one of your rogues? I thought you believed me when I told you I was a ghost?

Red Robin: Well, I did, but then the Bat told me about Talon activity rising again, so I thought you lied to me.

Danny: This is why I don't like humans. You're all too complicated. Ghosts are simpler. We don't lie to each other at all, because there's no point, and if we don't like each other, we say it to the other ghost's face.

Red Robin: You ghosts are the antithesis of my family. We don't tell each other anything, even when we should.

Danny: . . . Your family are the Bats, I assume?

Red Robin: Yes.

Danny: They have no clue you're here, do they?

Red Robin: No they do not.

Danny: And what would happen if I really was a Talon and killed you? Or kidnapped you and took you to my superiors?

Red Robin: To be honest, I never even thought of that.

Oracle: I did!

Red Robin: What the - Oracle? What the hell? Wait, have you been listening this whole time?

Oracle: Yep. And just so you know, you are in so much trouble with the Bats right now, I'm pretty sure Nightwing is already planning your funeral.

Nightwing *over the comms*: So what flowers do you think we should have?

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Me: *casually disappears for two weeks*

I swear I'm gonna write something relevant to the plot in the next update, guys.

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[wolfjackle-creates]

Tag List Part 2 For Ghost!Robin Part 7. Sorry, I’m running into that issue where the post malfunctions if I put all of you in one! I really hope I haven’t spammed any of your notifications because it’ll look like it’s linked properly and then when it’s posted, it’s not.

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[yorkdipus]

Welp, stu the bunny runs around with the cats and uses the litter boxes...meanwhile my cats have started hopping around like bunnies.

[forest-posts-and-reblogs]

Danny: *gets home and finds Red Robin passed out on his bed*

Danny: Huh. What's he doing here? *nudges Red Robin with his foot* Hey, you. Wake up. That's my bed you've passed out on.

Red Robin: Five more minutes.

Danny:

Danny: *goes to the kitchen and makes a fresh batch of coffee*

Red Robin: Alright, I'm up, I'm up! Don't you dare drink that coffee without me!

Danny: I'll drink it all unless you start talking about why you're back.

Red Robin: Thanks, but no thanks. Even I can tell that's not a good deal. And besides I'm supposed to be questioning you. So start talking. Where the fuck did you get lasers from?

Danny: I put 15 shots of espresso in this. Are you sure you don't want some?

Red Robin: Don't do this to me.

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Thank @ghostly-frogly for this piece, they motivated me to continue this in the Dp x DC discord server. I wasn't even aware that they were reading it!

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[forest-posts-and-reblogs]

Red Robin: Seriously, though, where did you get lasers?

Flashback

Jazz: You should destroy our parents tech. The last thing we need while we're at college is to find out that some poor ghost got Ended by their security system because they were looking for the Ghost Portal.

Danny: But they were such great inventors. I feel guilty destroying their laser system. It's ingenious!

Jazz: Well, it's not like you can take it with you and integrate it into the security system in your apartment in Gotham.

Danny:

Danny: Why not?

Flashback ends

Danny: . . . I cannibalized the laser system from some guns a group of intergalactic bounty hunters used against me and integrated it into the security system.

Red Robin: Why were you attacked by bounty hunters?

Danny:

Danny: They were trying to kill me in revenge because I destroyed the planet they came from.

Red Robin:

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[forest-posts-and-reblogs]

Trigger Warning: mentions suicide

For those of you who aren't in the right frame of mind to read this, I will be giving a summary at the end of this part.

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Batman: Explain.

Red Robin: So I found him standing at the edge of a roof a couple of weeks ago and thought he was going to jump. I wasn't busy at the moment, so I decided to talk to him and convince him not to jump. But he heard me and was surprised and fell off, and I wasn't able to catch him in time. I didn't find a pulse, but then he spoke to me. I thought he was a Talon but after spying on him and talking to him, I have concluded that he is a regular civilian who just happens to be a ghost.

Batman: You should have told me. Talon activity is on the rise.

Batman: I'm benching you for two weeks.

Red Robin: That's not fair!

Batman: Those are the consequences for not sharing important information. *turns to Danny* I have some questions to ask you.

Danny: Yeah no Imma take a rain check on that.

Danny: *grabs Red Robin, turns intangible and invisible and escapes*

Batman: Red Robin!

Oracle: I'll go through the cameras and try to find them.

Batman: Everyone, I want you to be on the lookout for this man. He has kidnapped Red Robin, is a meta and may be working for the Court of Owls. It is as of yet unclear whether or not he is a Talon.

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Summary: Tim explains to Batman what's been happening for the past few weeks, and is benched for two weeks for not sharing relevant information. Batman then attempts to interrogate Danny, who kidnaps Tim and runs away. Batman informs the other Bats about this and basically Danny now has an army of Bats gunning for him.

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