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The new 'intern'
Jean x Arrigo ch 1, hope y'all enjoy, bc I certainly will >:3c
Tap tap tap tap
The clicking of the keyboard filled the space around Jean as he worked on the spreadsheet. It was a slow day, with only Jean in the fake office space, the brothers having gone out to talk to the boss on some important matters. Jean had opted to stay back, as he'd been working on cleaning up some embezzled money Tricky Rickey had recently gotten, and the numbers weren't lining up exactly as he wanted.
The melodic tapping stoped for a moment as Jean looked over the spread sheet for the millionth time, seeing if what he did finally fixed the problem at hand.
"God fuckin-" he didn't know whether to laugh or cry, as after hours of working on it, the money still wasn't clean enough to pass off without an audit.
Jean sighed as he got up, his bones cracking in complaint as he went to grab his fourth coffee of the day. Night? He hadn't checked the time for what was probably hours, and he didn't plan on doing so, to try and keep at least an ounce of sanity.
Bang!
Ah, he could feel the headache coming back as badaboom started yelling at him from the front door about the locks again. Jean just stared at the wall in front of him while his coffee brewed, wondering if he should just head home and leave the embezzled money for tomorrow.
"Badaboom, leave Jean alone. He's had enough stress with the money I got from the recent shipments," a different voice chastised Badaboom, snapping Jean back into reality.
Rounding the corner into the main office space, Jean was surprised to see Tricky Rickey, Giovanni, and a very pissed off Arrigo standing there with the Bada brothers.
"Boss?" Jean questioned, rubbing his eyes to see if it was just a trick his tired brain was playing on him.
"Jean!" Tricky Rickey turned to the accountant with a smile "so great to see you. Have you been able to clean up the money I gave you?"
Jean sighed as he went to grab his coffee, taking a sip before answering him.
"Not quite," Jean cringed just thinking of working on the money again, "it's been giving me a lot of trouble."
"Ahh, you'll get it nice and squeaky clean soon enough," Trickey Rickey laughed, "Enough pleasantries though, it's time we get down to the meat of why I'm here."
Jean nodded his head, he was really curious as to why the boss had decided to stop by, as he doesn't really stop by the office space.
"As you know, the fake inturn scam hasn't been working as well as we planned," Trickey Rickey motioned for Giovanni to push his wheelchair more towards the center of the room.
"I told you no one would fall for it!" Badaboom chastised Badabing, who looked towards the other like he was going to start arguing with his brother again.
"Why you-" Bing began, but was cut off by Trickey Rickey.
"Would you two stop bickering?" His words were sharp towards the brothers, before turning back to Jean and clearing his throat.
"As I was saying, it didn't work. Which is a shame, as you have been needing some help around here, especially with the amount of money we've been pulling in recently," Jean was curious as to where the boss was getting at, as well as what it had to do with him and Arrigo being here.
"What's your point?" Jean decided it was best to just cut to the chase.
"My point is, I found you an assistant!" Rickey smiled as he gestured towards Arrigo.
Jean sat there for a moment in shock, the gears audibly turning in his head as he processed the information, before he bursted out laughing.
"Ha! You're so funny boss," Jean said, wiping away a tear that had formed from him laughing so hard.
"This isn't a joke Jean," said man did a double take at Rickey's tone, which sounded very serious.
"Wait, you're actually serious?" Jean was hit with surprise once more, looking towards a very pissed off Arrigo for a moment, "boss I'm sorry, but him? I'm half certain that you either had to pay off or threaten his school teachers to get him through school."
"Excuse you?!" Arrigo snapped back, "I will have you know my teachers found me a delight in class."
"Yeah, a delight for their pockets, not so much for their ears and sanity," Jean quipped back before he took a big gulp of his coffee.
"Boys, boys," Trickey Rickey tried his best to calm the two down, "I know you two probably aren't that excited about this whole thing-"
"Yeah, pa, I'm not!" Arrigo interrupted his dad, "no way do I want to work for him!"
"The feeling's mutual," Jean mused, downing the rest of his coffee.
"But," Rickey was getting annoyed at all the interruptions, "Arrigo needs to learn work ethic, and many other things he didn't get to learn because his mother coddled him so much. I'm counting on you, Jean, to teach him."
"Me??" Jean felt like slamming his head into his keyboard, "why boss? This is supposed to be a punishment for him, not me!"
"Because you're the best working man I know!" Trickey Rickey motioned for Giovanni to move his wheelchair closer to Jean, bringing the man in closer, "listen Jean, you're the only other person who can put Arrigo in his place, and I'm too busy to deal with teaching him myself. He's staying with you for a month, and if you can instill any sort of work ethic, or just ethic in general, I got a little something for you at the end of the month."
Jean didn't know what to say. He hated Arrigo's guts and wanted to put a couple of bullets through his skull, but he doesn't have a choice to say no to the boss, or it would be his skull used for target practice.
"I'll-" he hesitates once more before sighing, "I'll try. I can't give any promises, but I'll try boss."
"There we go!" Trickey Rickey laughed, giving Jean's shoulder squeeze, "I knew you'd come around eventually."
Jean nodded, but as he got up from where he was bent to talk to Trickey Rickey, he noticed a few things.
"Hey wait, what are all these bags for?" Jean asked as he watched Giovanni bring in a couple of suitcases and a duffle bag.
"Arrigo's stuff. He'll be staying with you while he interns," Trickey Rickey explains.
"He's WHAT." Jean was going to get a migraine with all the surprises and twists Rickey was throwing at him.
"Staying with you, hope you don't mind Jean," Trickey Rickey smiled at him as Giovanni moved to grab his wheelchair, beginning to wheel him towards the door.
"Try not to kill him Jean, my wife still wants him back after the month's over," Trickey Rickey called over his shoulder as the two exited, Giovanni giving a nod before he shut the door.
Jean, Arrigo, Bing and Boom sat there for a moment in awkward and confused silence.
"Welp, that does it. This next month is gonna be hell!" Badaboom exclaimed, loudly sighing.
"You could say that," Jean could barely feel his body, too exhausted and confused.
"Oh what, you think I want to stay with you bozos?" Arrigo complained, "I begged my pa to not make me do this, but he keeps on saying I need to learn "wOrK eThIc". Whatever the hell that is."
Jean just shook his head as he went back over to the kitchen, making himself another cup of coffee.
"Hey, Badabing?" Jean called over to the smaller brother, "don't you carry a flask of whiskey on you?"
"Uh, yeah," Badabing nodded, taking the flask out and handing it over to Jean, "have as much as you need."
"Thanks," Jean took the flask with a nod, turning to grab his now finished cup of coffee and pouring half the flask in it.
"Hey, uh, are you sure you should be doin that?" Arrigo asked, slightly concerned.
"Shut up Arrigo." Jean sighed before sipping on his, now much stronger, cup of coffee.
#escaped audios#the new jersey rats#the new jersey rats arrigo#the new jersey rats jean#jean x arrigo#cc's crackships
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minty I come back with Sid hcs. just for you n the followers. as a treat
🔇❤️
-saying I love you and slapping your hand over sid's mouth when he takes in a breath to say something. you know he loves you too so you don't need to hear it and you don't want him to accidentally say something shitty as a defense mechanism before he can stop himself. he'll eventually say it when he's ready and he'll mean it
-sid getting a call while you're riding him and he tells you not to stop. he's surprisingly good at not moaning but he has his stupid fucking smile on his dumb face the entire time. ends the call by saying "oh yeah y/n is on my dick so I gotta go! see ya"
-if you're ftm and have a packer, he WILL want to show you personally how he positions his dick. if you have no idea what you're doing, he'll jam his hands down your pants to do it for you if you let him. zero shame, this man
-he like the head scratches :) get right behind his ear and he has to prevent himself from doing the lil dog thing where he leans and angles into it lol (and he also likes head but different subject)
-wants to cling to you as much as possible if you ever top him. when he can, he WILL shove his face into your neck and leave as many hickies as humanly possible while tryna grab at your ass
-ideal date is looking through sex positions and picking out the funniest looking ones to try. and also binge watching anime while cuddling on the couch. if he cries at the finale, You Didn't See It.
-kisses with an OBSCENE amount of tongue. TOO MUCH. like, he knows what isn't sloppy and he's good at it but he prefers makin out like a dog. does he actually like it or does he just like to subvert expectations? the world will never know
-so pouty and bratty when he's sick. he's DYING!!!!! take care of him!!!!! make him noodle soup or else he'll HAUNT YOUR ASS WHEN HE CROAKS FROM THIS HORRIBLE INCURABLE ILLNESS
-tip! he likes when you shove his face down into the bed and absolutely wreck him until he can't talk back anymore. and even then, he WILL be mumbling incoherent shit TRYING to talk back. it's simply in his nature lol
and that concludes the jas (omg name reveal) sid lightning round of headcanons! I hope this is enough food for everyone lol. feel free to add anything on if you'd like, minty >:3c -🔇
1) Sid's honestly thankful that you kept him from talking. He knows how bad he is, and, really, he's just glad that you're willing to put up with him.
2) This man has zero shame, he doesn't care if whoever's on the phone can hear you moan. Let's be real, he's probably talking to Farz, and just wants to hear his friend choke from shock. Farz is unable to look you in the eyes for a while afterwards.
3) Sid is supportive, in his own awful, horny way. You might have to stop him from shoving his hands down your pants in public because "Your bulge looks off, bro."
4) Your hand goes in his hair, and his brain shuts off. It's one of the few ways you can stop him from talking. Issue is, he'll probably get hard from it.
5) Sid makes it his goal to leave at least one hickey on you every time you fuck. He sucks and bites like a motherfucker, and isn't satisfied until you're so marked up that nothing can hide it.
6) You've gotten a few bruises from some of the wilder positions, but others have become regular staples of your sex life. Also, it doesn't matter if you can see the tears; he's not crying, his eyes are sweating, shut the fuck up.
7) It's absolutely purposeful. Sid mostly does it in public, just because it's funny to see people cringe and squirm in discomfort. However, he also likes the messiness of it all.
8) He doesn't care if the doctor says it's a mild flu. He is insulted, devastated that you're refusing to care for your clearly ailing boyfriend.
9) This man canonically gets pegged. Shoving him face down just makes him even more determined to be a brat. He's not one for begging, but he will demand that you fuck him harder.
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LOZ AU- The Courage of Running Away PART ONE
warnings: Parental abuse, fantasy religion, fantasy religious abuse
So the original grain of this concept was actually a dream I had once but we'll get to that.
A major aspect of this idea that makes it an "AU" as opposed to "just" a "game pitch as fanfic" concept is that it has a worldmap that looks something like this:
[Image Description: A map of a continent. In the center is Gerudo Desert, ringed by mountains that extend from the bottom to top of the continent. On the west side of Gerudo Desert, from north to south, are countries labeled "Termina," "Holodrum," and "Labrynna," while on the east side are countries labeled "Hytopia," "Hyrule" and "Lorule." Hytopia is indicated to be a sky island above a territory labeled "Drablands." Hyrule and Termina are more directly east and west of one another, as the Drablands are the northernmost country of the continent and Labrynna is the southernmost country. There is an indication of another continent to the east, and off the eastern shore is a sky island labeled "Sky Temple." To the south of Labrynna is a proper island labeled "Windfish Isle." There is a legend in the upper left corner that reads "Really generalized AU map. Proportions not to be taken too seriously and most of the sky islands besides Hytopia just aren't there because it would get too busy." End Description.]
Lorule as a physical country to the south of Hyrule rather than a mirror version of Hyrule is because I am weak for dumb puns. Also in general you can describe this as "this is my AU and I do what I want."
Also the map of Hyrule itself in this AU should be considered to be heavily similar to the Breath of the Wild map because that's what I want shh. Does this mean the other countries are similar in scope despite being based on countries from earlier and smaller games? Well, yeah.
I actually tried out making this worldmap in RPGMaker btw but to get something I was happy with I'd at LEAST need a nicer worldmap tileset for MZ. Do I have the skills to make that? Yep. Have I got the time to make that? Nope.
Anyway so as noted there's actually a NUMBER of floating sky islands in this version of the setting, and its version of Link was raised here, in the sky temple monastery/commune/abbey don't look at me:
[Image description: A floating island with a round temple, some sort of pillars arranged in a circle, and a few other buildings, one of which might be a dormitory. The temple has a statue of the Triforce nested in Hylia's wings on the roof. End description.]
A couple notes here since it's the only good place: In this Hyrule there are Loftwings because I said so. There is also a Rito run mail service and there are also balloon-based airships. Again, because I said so. The Rito are the main people who run supplies to the Sky Temple, but there's also a number of hylians with bonded Loftwings living there. The Loftwings are a little less mysterious in that they clearly roost nearby riders they've bonded with; note the large archways kind of indicated on the side of the dorm building. Link, at this point in the story, does not have a Loftwing, which is important for reasons that will become clear by the end of this post. Also, I'm not sure how obvious it is but I do intend that there's a cucoo/chicken coop set up near the dorm; this is for the eggs but the monk or whatever in charge of them is definitely a crazy bird person and probably also keeps messenger pigeons. There would also be a garden somewhere and as one can possibly tell there's a graveyard. Basically this Sky Temple is what I thought Skyloft was going to be a little more like until I found out it was literally a Boarding School Town. Anyway.
The thing is that this Link was discovered to be the Hero of the age sometime in his infancy.
And this is the person who discovered him:
[Image description: On one half of the page is an establishing shot of a hylian man in blue and white (light gray) robes and a hat, with long hair in a braid and graying at the temples. He's approximately middle aged by the lines in his face, tall and slender and moderately attractive. He is wearing heavy gold diamond shaped earrings to match the symbols of Hylia and the Triforce on his clothing. He is frowning, and he is labeled "Astramorus." On the other half of the page are a series of comic panels: In the first, a young Link is hiding from a Rito behind Astramorus's cloak. Astramorus asks, apparently fondly, "Come now boy, where's your courage?" while the Rito sheepishly assures him "Th-that's quite all right, Lordship." In the second panel, a very small Link dressed in the Hero of Hylia's traditional green outfit is wiping his eyes while holding a sword too large for him. There is blood on Link's clothes. Astramorus, standing so that only the hem of his robes are in shot, asks "Come now boy, where's your courage?" And in the last panel, lit as though by fire, Astramorus now has a much older Link by the back of the neck in a controlling manner, once again asking, "Come now boy, where's your COURAGE?" End description.]
By the way the manner in which Astramorus is holding the back of Link's neck in the final panel is a sneaky thing my dad used to pull sometimes; basically if you squeeze just hard enough to hurt nobody but the person you're doing it to can actually tell so you can even do it in public without people necessarily noticing. It took me ages to go "wait that was actually really fucked up that he used to do that." Shoulder touch is good, neck touch bad.
A note on Astramorus's costume: It's basically an evil version of the costume worn by the priestly guy from the Sanctuary in alttp. Astramorus himself, well, I had the idea for him well before Age of Calamity came out but yes he is basically named after Aster, so you can guess that he's more than just a terrible father.
Astramorus has been training Link since he could lift his sword, including trials he should have been too small for and acquiring things for him to fight-- and kill. Link isn't allowed to speak to anyone unless asked questions or told to by Astramorus, not even the other members of the monastery (although perhaps many of the people there have taken their own vows of silence.)
And he's not allowed to have opinions, and he's not allowed to back down in a fight or say that he's too tired to keep training, and this has been going on since Link was six. Astramorus tells him this is the ideal. That never backing down and never stopping is what courage means and what being the hero means. That starting from a young age is only proof of the hero's purity of heart.
And when Link is nearing seventeen, Astramorus tells him that he's going to present him to the royal family of Hyrule, and that at last the HARD part will truly begin. (Keeping in mind that he was putting a six year old through trials MEANT for a seventeen year old.) And Link breaks:
[Image Description: A comic. Link is putting together a paraglider not dissimilar to the one from BotW.
He narrates: Tomorrow we're supposed to set out so that I can meet the king of Hyrule. Which means that this is my last chance to run away.
Link grinds his classic hat into the ground with one boot, and leaves his sword stabbed into the earth behind him. He leaps off the sky island and toward the sun on the horizon.
Link narrates: I don't care if this is cowardly anymore.
End description.]
And THAT one page is what the dream that started the concept was about; some people might remember me talking about it as long as three years ago and it's just been stuck in my head ever since! (Also: I love the idea of there being a Link who starts out wearing the classic outfit and THEN switches to other costumes.)
This is obviously not the end of this AU, lol, stay tuned for where Link finally crash lands (spoiler: He makes it pretty far and you might be able to guess from the map >:3c)
#AU August
#LoZ AU: The Courage of Running Away
Bonus:
[Image description: A headshot flat color sketch of this Link, who has short fluffy light blonde hair and green eyes. He is yelling, with tears in his eyes: "I am NEVER wearing that STUPID hat again!" End description!]
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as someone who isn't particularly a small cc watcher but would love to know what their fans want from candidates, is there any way to poll members of the bloc? (i'm running with @meow2021 :3c )
Great question! That’s actually the next thing I’m about to work on, I’ll be posting policy suggestions I’ve seen mentioned on this blog whenever I see them crop up so that parties can better know what their voters would like to see. So far we have one for sure, but as more members get involved we’re sure to have more coming. I’ve just received word that there will be a Voter Bloc channel in the official MCYTblr Elections discord, which parties would be able to look in on for suggestions as well. I could also set up a poll with the group chat if that’s something meow2021 wanted! We’re glad to have you interested, let me know if you have any other questions :D
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I personally think restarting the election was the right decision, and as long as it doesn’t take too too long, the voter bloc will be back for the second go stronger than ever. I might have some issues if it runs past late August as my college classes will start up but we’ll see. It will, at the very least, exist no matter what, it’ll just depend how I do things and how much I’m involved in the day to day running of the bloc.
Thank you all for participating so far and I hope you’ll return to participating in the second go. Until further notice, I think I’ll keep up the list of voter bloc members for members who want to participate in the restarted election. If you’d like to be removed please just ask me and I’ll take you off no questions asked. I’ll try to take this time to clean things up with organization and plan a little so we can have a good return!
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